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(Philly Burbs)   If you steal the new Air Jordans before they go on sale, you might want to wait until after they go on sale to start wearing them in public   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 27
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5212 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2013 at 9:48 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-23 08:53:21 AM
Um, but why would I wait to look so clean and so fresh fresh, subby?  Something tells me you don't steal many pre-market Jordans.

/People still wear, and care so much about, Jordan shoes.  Holy crap I feel like I'm 10 again.
 
2013-01-23 08:56:45 AM
Meh, most thieves are not known for good impulse control, submitter.
 
2013-01-23 09:51:03 AM
Ha ha! N*ggers! Sorry, Hank Hill moment.
 
2013-01-23 09:55:52 AM
Stop telling thieves how to get away with shiat.
 
2013-01-23 09:58:10 AM
People still care about about "Air Jordans"

My shoes cost $50 and were made from the same skilled Korean childrens hands.
 
2013-01-23 09:58:49 AM
Says it's 15° in Philly right now. Hope those sneakers are fur-lined and electrically warmed.
 
2013-01-23 09:59:24 AM
Black people problems shoes.
 
2013-01-23 09:59:50 AM
On the case:
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Has Nike staged any mall shootings for 'streed cred' yet?
 
2013-01-23 10:00:03 AM
This man is a victim, not a thief. A fashion victim. Imagine giving a damn about a pair of trainers.
 
2013-01-23 10:01:47 AM
I like how the store manager doesn't think to check the security cameras till 10 days after the theft. Whoa slow down there Mr CSI man.
 
2013-01-23 10:05:17 AM
I wonder how many people are going to get shot and killed for the shoes?
 
2013-01-23 10:17:50 AM
Ok, so ignoring the fact that Jordan sneakers have always been overpriced, he stole 4 pairs of sneaks that run about $200 a pair, the real story is what kind of T-shirt did he steal that runs about $300???
 
2013-01-23 10:18:19 AM
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling Keds.
 
2013-01-23 10:18:56 AM

MythDragon: On the case:
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Has Nike staged any mall shootings for 'streed cred' yet?


I found the concept of that book wonderful and the writing to be merely good enough.
 
2013-01-23 10:19:09 AM

BitwiseShift: Says it's 15° in Philly right now. Hope those sneakers are fur-lined and electrically warmed.


Well, they are hot.
 
2013-01-23 10:31:49 AM
I'm sure I will see these shoes on some welfare queens crotchfruit while I'm standing behind her in line at the grocery store, waiting for her to pay for her cartload of chicken, soda, and assorted snack cakes using her EBT card.

/Works in the ghetto and occasionally has to get something from the store on the way home.
//irritates the living shiat out of me
 
2013-01-23 10:39:30 AM

Faps_in_the_kitchen: I'm sure I will see these shoes on some welfare queens crotchfruit while I'm standing behind her in line at the grocery store, waiting for her to pay for her cartload of chicken, soda, and assorted snack cakes using her EBT card.

/Works in the ghetto and occasionally has to get something from the store on the way home.
//irritates the living shiat out of me


Let me guess: and when you happened to see her in the parking lot loading her groceries, her car war a late model pimped-up Cadillac, with $5000 rims. And an 0bama sticker.
 
2013-01-23 10:42:41 AM
FTFA: The Nike retro sneaker line is so popular that people waited overnight at the mall for the chance to get a ticket to buy a pair

Is this a gang thing?
 
2013-01-23 10:43:22 AM

Parthenogenetic: Faps_in_the_kitchen: I'm sure I will see these shoes on some welfare queens crotchfruit while I'm standing behind her in line at the grocery store, waiting for her to pay for her cartload of chicken, soda, and assorted snack cakes using her EBT card.

/Works in the ghetto and occasionally has to get something from the store on the way home.
//irritates the living shiat out of me

Let me guess: and when you happened to see her in the parking lot loading her groceries, her car war a late model pimped-up Cadillac, with $5000 rims. And an 0bama sticker.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-23 10:43:28 AM

Rufus Lee King: Ain't nuthin' but a thang.

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Attractive and successful people problems?
 
2013-01-23 10:55:53 AM
After the tickets were dispersed, Bailey - a seasonal loss prevention employee at a Sears store in the Middletown mall

Doesn't this mean security guard?
 
2013-01-23 11:57:33 AM
A 27 year old stealing $200.00 sneakers. I'm sure it's just a cultural misunderstanding and society is to blame.

/did he steal any for his baby mamas and six kids?
 
2013-01-23 12:33:14 PM
The hype surrounding Air Jordans always bothered me. I can understand kids buying into the well-cultivated marketing hype, and for perpetuating a cycle ("these shows are popular because my friends have them/my friends have them because they're popular"), but when grown men can't think for themselves are buy into the same hype, it's sad.

I have a friend, who's approaching 30, and still lives rent-free with his parents. So he spends a great chunk of his disposable income buying up these Jordans and then spending considerable effort into staging photoshoots of his shoes to post the pictures to his Instagram account. Not to sell or anything... Just to show his collection like they're trophies. It's very bizarre.
 
2013-01-23 12:59:36 PM

Faps_in_the_kitchen: Parthenogenetic: Faps_in_the_kitchen: I'm sure I will see these shoes on some welfare queens crotchfruit while I'm standing behind her in line at the grocery store, waiting for her to pay for her cartload of chicken, soda, and assorted snack cakes using her EBT card.

/Works in the ghetto and occasionally has to get something from the store on the way home.
//irritates the living shiat out of me

Let me guess: and when you happened to see her in the parking lot loading her groceries, her car war a late model pimped-up Cadillac, with $5000 rims. And an 0bama sticker.

[AreYouAWizard.jpg]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 03:40:57 PM
Isn't the reason for stealing shoes before they are released is to show them off? Otherwise you'll be just fitting in.
 
2013-01-23 06:42:29 PM
Remember when stealing $1,186 in sneakers would involve a truck, half a dozen folks, and at least half an hour of cargo movement, instead of one asshole with a shopping bag?
 
2013-01-23 09:31:25 PM
No sign of forced entry until finally , 10 days later, find pry marks on the back door?


Really thorough job of looking for forced entry. how many doors and windows were there to check that it wasn't found for 10 days?
 
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