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(Philly Burbs)   Being convicted of killing your second wife while awaiting trial for killing your first is no way to go through life, pastor   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-23 08:38:15 AM
This guy is old testament
 
2013-01-23 08:40:22 AM
Those gals should have had Bushmaster M4A2s. You know, because guns keep us safe.

/Kneel and pray to your weapon.
 
2013-01-23 08:46:41 AM
Another responsible bible owner.
 
2013-01-23 08:50:02 AM
Arthur Schirmer, a former associate pastor at a Methodist church in Reeders in northeast Pennsylvania, blamed the second death on a slow-speed car crash and said his first wife fell down the stairs. But authorities ultimately charged him with killing both women.

Not only a murderer, but lazy and stupid too.
 
2013-01-23 08:50:54 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Those gals should have had Bushmaster M4A2s. You know, because guns keep us safe.

/Kneel and pray to your weapon.


"I'm putting this crowbar through your head!"

"This is my boomstick."
[BAM]
"Say hello to St Peter for me... or whoever has his job but in hell."

Works for me.
 
2013-01-23 09:00:53 AM
He was just following G-ds law.
 
2013-01-23 09:01:32 AM

orbister: Another responsible bible owner.


But if we ban Bibles, only criminals will have them!
 
2013-01-23 09:03:23 AM

Free Radical: orbister: Another responsible bible owner.

But if we ban Bibles, only criminals will have them!


They're easy enough to find if you go to the right seedy motels.
 
2013-01-23 09:05:20 AM
waiting for "God made me do it" excuse

/DNRTF
//also waiting for insanity plea
 
2013-01-23 09:05:56 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Those gals should have had Bushmaster M4A2s. You know, because guns keep us safe.

/Kneel and pray to your weapon.

**Yawn**

 
2013-01-23 09:08:37 AM
The proverbial wolf in sheep's clothing.

Hordes of criminals hide behind the guise of Christianity.

Don't fall prey.
 
2013-01-23 09:08:46 AM
So Heldy Lamarr knew what he was talking about?

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists. "
 
2013-01-23 09:10:11 AM

gregory311: Fuggin Bizzy: Those gals should have had Bushmaster M4A2s. You know, because guns keep us safe.

/Kneel and pray to your weapon.

**Yawn**


Don't knock it. If the weapon's spirit is displeased, it might jam at an awkward time. Show the spirit of your weapon the proper obsesience, and it will kill for you without fail or mercy.
 
MN8
2013-01-23 09:14:02 AM
"Accidents happen," Brandon Reish told jurors. "Sometimes there are no explanations. Car accidents, falling down stairs, falling off ladders. People die in accidents every day."

So his third is going to fall off a ladder?
 
2013-01-23 09:17:48 AM

WyDave: So Heldy Lamarr knew what he was talking about?

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists. "


It's HEDLY. ;)
 
2013-01-23 09:19:41 AM

Cold_Sassy: WyDave: So Heldy Lamarr knew what he was talking about?

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists. "

It's HEDLY. ;)


It's EARLY. ;-)
 
2013-01-23 09:24:00 AM
When did Drew Peterson become a Pastor?

/If guys like this prove anything, its that the fastest way to find a wife, is to kill your wife.
//Seriously, women, WTF?
 
2013-01-23 09:24:55 AM
So...he's single?
 
2013-01-23 09:25:37 AM

WyDave: Cold_Sassy: WyDave: So Heldy Lamarr knew what he was talking about?

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists. "

It's HEDLY. ;)

It's EARLY. ;-)


Don't worry, that's just what Harvey K. emphasized in the movie, so it was kind of a double joke.
 
2013-01-23 09:57:58 AM

MN8: "Accidents happen," Brandon Reish told jurors. "Sometimes there are no explanations. Car accidents, falling down stairs, falling off ladders. People die in accidents every day."

So his third is going to fall off a ladder?


Oh  crap Brandon and his big mouth, now we need to think up another plan.
 
2013-01-23 09:58:55 AM
I wonder if the pattern holds true. He was having an affair with a married woman when he killed his second wife, so is that how he met the second wife before killing the first wife. If so, I wonder how the would be third wife feels right now. Atleast she can go back to her husb.... Oh wait he killed himself. I don't feel bad for her, she should be feeling like crap right now.

/was Methodist once
//gave it up for religion
 
2013-01-23 10:03:46 AM
When did this guy have time to be a pastor?
 
2013-01-23 10:12:48 AM

JohnCarter: When did this guy have time to be a pastor?


Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff and thy crowbar they *WHAM*
 
2013-01-23 11:12:54 AM
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2013-01-23 11:47:10 AM

MN8: "Accidents happen," Brandon Reish told jurors. "Sometimes there are no explanations. Car accidents, falling down stairs, falling off ladders. People die in accidents every day."

So his third is going to fall off a ladder?


Only if his name is Bubba.
 
2013-01-23 11:57:52 AM

themanfromlamancha: /If guys like this prove anything, its that the fastest way to find a wife, is to kill your wife.
//Seriously, women, WTF?


My ex spent time in jail then house arrest; had one girl while he was on house arrest and another new one right after he was let off... of course they KNEW he was in all this trouble for putting his ex in the hospital... but hey, he won't do it to THEM. Nope. No way, no how.

/guess what happened to the first while he still had his anklet on?
//guess what will happen to the new one?
 
2013-01-23 01:48:37 PM
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Son, I am disappoint!
 
2013-01-23 01:49:26 PM
Father, I am disappoint!

/funnier
 
2013-01-23 02:30:27 PM
When did William Shatner become a pastor?
 
2013-01-23 05:05:37 PM
I have always wondered what the per capita crime rate is for clergy versus the general population.
 
2013-01-23 05:49:37 PM

IRQ12: I have always wondered what the per capita crime rate is for clergy versus the general population.


That would be an interesting statistic. And it would be simple to gather.

The fact that we have nevertheless NOT seen any such statistic in public, tells you exactly what the data showed.
 
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