John Redcorn: I was a paper boy when I was 13, one day in college whilst trading yarns with another former paper boy he told me that once upon making the rounds collecting for his route he experienced severe gastro-intestinal distress.He asked to used a customer's bathroom and proceeded to unleash his colonic fury upon it. To his horror he also discovered they had no toilet paper on hand. Too embarrassed to ask for more, he grabbed the only thing within reach: A white bath towel, and proceeded to clean up the mess on his posterior. He then hid the towel in the bathtub and ran out the door.
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