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(News.com.au)   There's "I love my job" and then there's "Improvised a panty-ripping scene with Nichole Kidman". Bonus - first day of the shoot   (news.com.au) divider line 17
    More: Spiffy, Nicole Kidman, Stephen Daldry, human beings, sadomasochists, Gus Van Sant, John Cusack, sex scenes, von Trier  
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2013-01-23 10:06:28 AM  
I used to play paperboy a lot as a kid. I don't remember any sex scenes though. Must have been some secret bonus level I never unlocked
 
2013-01-23 10:22:40 AM  
Is this also the film where Ms Kidman urinates on the High School Musical kid?

/ added to queue
 
2013-01-23 10:28:31 AM  
I was a paper boy when I was 13, one day in college whilst trading yarns with another former paper boy he told me that once upon making the rounds collecting for his route he experienced severe gastro-intestinal distress.

He asked to used a customer's bathroom and proceeded to unleash his colonic fury upon it. To his horror he also discovered they had no toilet paper on hand. Too embarrassed to ask for more, he grabbed the only thing within reach: A white bath towel, and proceeded to clean up the mess on his posterior. He then hid the towel in the bathtub and ran out the door.
 
2013-01-23 10:30:46 AM  

John Redcorn: I was a paper boy when I was 13, one day in college whilst trading yarns with another former paper boy he told me that once upon making the rounds collecting for his route he experienced severe gastro-intestinal distress.

He asked to used a customer's bathroom and proceeded to unleash his colonic fury upon it. To his horror he also discovered they had no toilet paper on hand. Too embarrassed to ask for more, he grabbed the only thing within reach: A white bath towel, and proceeded to clean up the mess on his posterior. He then hid the towel in the bathtub and ran out the door.


No paper?!?  Well then they deserved that!
 
2013-01-23 10:31:05 AM  
The problem is nobody knew if she was enjoying it or not.
 
2013-01-23 10:32:30 AM  
Kidman had to fight for the role in The Paperboy, in which Daniels had originally cast Modern Family's Sofia Vergara and Bradley Cooper, until the budget ran over.

YOU MOTHERFARKER!!
 
2013-01-23 10:32:39 AM  
Formerly-hot Nicole Kidman, or plastic-surgery rubberface Nicole Kidman?
 
2013-01-23 10:42:26 AM  
NICOLE Kidman's colleagues in The Paperboy have revealed how her rough sex scenes left her 'black and blue'.

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Kidman had to fight for the role in The Paperboy, in which Daniels had originally cast Modern Family's Sofia Vergara and Bradley Cooper, until the budget ran over.

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2013-01-23 10:49:13 AM  
I want my two dollars!
 
2013-01-23 10:52:03 AM  
Get off my bush!
 
2013-01-23 10:58:55 AM  
Zac Efron got peed on by Nichole Kidman, to that I say...

"Nichole, drink these and give me a call."

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that woman can pee on me anytime!
 
2013-01-23 12:08:31 PM  
Colonic Fury? Wasn't that one of the lessor Marvel super heros?
 
2013-01-23 12:14:33 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Colonic Fury? Wasn't that one of the lessor Marvel super heros?


Could be, but it is going to be the name of my new band.
 
2013-01-23 01:55:41 PM  
 
2013-01-23 02:48:21 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Formerly-hot Nicole Kidman, or plastic-surgery rubberface Nicole Kidman?


You know, I don't think the panties are on her face.

/Tom was though
//Might get some thetans on you.
 
2013-01-23 04:52:31 PM  
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Amateurs ...
 
2013-01-23 08:08:08 PM  

You Are All Sheep: The problem is nobody knew if she was enjoying it or not.


Came to make this joke,
so there is nothing to do except post a BMX Bandits jpg
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/looks like she was enjoying it back then
 
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