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(Forbes)   Forbes tackles the tricky topic of keeping Facebook from announcing to all of your friends that you liked 2 Girls 1 Cup   (forbes.com) divider line 26
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5565 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2013 at 8:16 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-23 08:18:02 AM  
The exact same way I keep my porn viewing habits away from my wife. I use the privacy tab in a browser that I don't use for anything else when I watch that stuff.
 
2013-01-23 08:19:55 AM  
I mean, come on, who didn't like it?
 
2013-01-23 08:21:13 AM  

endmile: I mean, come on, who didn't like it?


joe rogan
 
2013-01-23 08:22:30 AM  
Does this mean you can no longer visit Hitler's Bunker of Scat Lovers and Golden Showers? I sure hope not... Amputee Albinos Consensual Furry Hentai has really lowered their standards.
 
2013-01-23 08:24:36 AM  
Oh! Oh! I know how to fix this!

DON'T LIKE THINGS ON FACEBOOK!

And if a site requires your Facebook ID to view content, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
 
2013-01-23 08:28:39 AM  
Look, if my Facebook friends need to know that I like the new mcrib, I don't see how it's a problem they also know I like to see two chicks eat their own excrement.
 
2013-01-23 08:32:00 AM  

endmile: I mean, come on, who didn't like it?


Kermit seemed to be the only one that did like it.
 
2013-01-23 08:34:20 AM  

Ordinary Genius: Look, if my Facebook friends need to know that I like the new mcrib, I don't see how it's a problem they also know I like to see two chicks eat their own excrement.


Well for one.thing I imagine your own excrement and a mcrib tastes similar.
 
2013-01-23 08:35:40 AM  
I still haven't seen Two Girls, One Cup.

I have only a vague idea of what it's about because every time I ask someone to describe it to me, they have to be cutesy about it, and not give me the real story.

Where can I even find it?
 
2013-01-23 08:45:29 AM  

doczoidberg: I still haven't seen Two Girls, One Cup.

I have only a vague idea of what it's about because every time I ask someone to describe it to me, they have to be cutesy about it, and not give me the real story.

Where can I even find it?


Google with safesearch turned off?

I much prefer seeing other people's reactions to it than the piece itself...
 
2013-01-23 08:46:51 AM  

stratagos: Oh! Oh! I know how to fix this!

DON'T LIKE THINGS ON FACEBOOK!

And if a site requires your Facebook ID to view content, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE


Alternatively, don't have a facebook account in the first place.


doczoidberg: I still haven't seen Two Girls, One Cup.

I have only a vague idea of what it's about because every time I ask someone to describe it to me, they have to be cutesy about it, and not give me the real story.

Where can I even find it?


On the internet.
 
2013-01-23 08:51:13 AM  

Chabash: The exact same way I keep my porn viewing habits away from my wife. I use the privacy tab in a browser that I don't use for anything else when I watch that stuff.


It's a bit rude to call her 'that stuff' but I use the privacy tab when I watch your wife too.
 
2013-01-23 08:53:47 AM  
Seems every Two Girls, One Cup search I do just turns out reaction videos.

It's about two chicks eating poo, isn't it?
 
2013-01-23 09:03:31 AM  

stratagos: Oh! Oh! I know how to fix this!

DON'T LIKE THINGS ON FACEBOOK!

And if a site requires your Facebook ID to view content, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE


This.

Also saw my wife "liked" DirecTV. We couldn't get rid of that service fast enough. She swears up and down that she never liked it. I believed her then, and even more after TFA.
 
2013-01-23 09:06:33 AM  

there their theyre: Ordinary Genius: Look, if my Facebook friends need to know that I like the new mcrib, I don't see how it's a problem they also know I like to see two chicks eat their own excrement.

Well for one.thing I imagine your own excrement and a mcrib tastes similar.


Exactly.
 
2013-01-23 09:13:35 AM  
Download the "Extended archive" of information facebook keeps on you. It is creepy how much data they retain about everything you do on the site.
 
2013-01-23 09:23:44 AM  
I'm pretty sure this is a common story, an older fellow I used to work with wasn't great with computers. He was the type that would open a dozen browser windows at various stages of the same thing because every time he minimized one he had no idea where it went. He also spent most of the day on Facebook through the office computers, not having one of his own at home. Along with blurry blackberry photos of everyone in our office at weird angles his Facebook feed was dominated by ads like this, things he had liked and shared to Facebook. The great part was how many genuine porn links came up like this and how he swore he never ever uses those sites, someone must have "hacked his Facebook". Oddly enough his "hacker" only targeted him during his shifts.

Do they give lessons in common sense?
 
2013-01-23 09:28:41 AM  

farkingbubbler: stratagos: Oh! Oh! I know how to fix this!

DON'T LIKE THINGS ON FACEBOOK!

And if a site requires your Facebook ID to view content, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

This.

Also saw my wife "liked" DirecTV. We couldn't get rid of that service fast enough. She swears up and down that she never liked it. I believed her then, and even more after TFA.


Liking it gave her extra lives on candy crush saga.
 
2013-01-23 09:44:18 AM  

stratagos: Oh! Oh! I know how to fix this!

DON'T LIKE THINGS ON USE FACEBOOK!


Fixed
 
2013-01-23 09:50:08 AM  
On another note, I've noticed a lot of porn sites have social media buttons next to videos and I have no idea what they'd be used for except broadcasting to people that you're masturbating.
 
2013-01-23 10:05:47 AM  

browntimmy: On another note, I've noticed a lot of porn sites have social media buttons next to videos and I have no idea what they'd be used for except broadcasting to people that you're masturbating.


Considering every single person on the planet does it, why are you so ashamed to publicly admit your fondness? I think people would take more interest in you if they knew what kind of pornography you liked. There's a whole slew of friends out there waiting to meet you, if they only had an in. Quit hiding! Let your penis show!
 
2013-01-23 11:44:42 AM  

doczoidberg: I still haven't seen Two Girls, One Cup.

I have only a vague idea of what it's about because every time I ask someone to describe it to me, they have to be cutesy about it, and not give me the real story.

Where can I even find it?


Here's a summary, sans cutesy:
A tender piano score sets the mood while two chicks are making out.

Change scenes to close up of one chicks asshole, cheeks spread, with the other chick holding a glass just underneath it. A-hole chick shiats the glass full and then some.

Both chicks lick it like an ice cream cone, followed later by eating with much more vigor.

Chicks kiss, swap shiat, smear it on each other.

Chicks then throw up said eaten shiat into each other's mouths.

It's really quite a stirring love scene.

Search for it by it's common name or it's official title: Hungry biatches
 
2013-01-23 12:52:44 PM  
That's my biggest fear while viewing porn, that i'll accidentally hit one of the social networking buttons and advertise to everyone I know that I like midget porn.

Having that option on a porn site is a terrible idea.
 
2013-01-23 01:56:27 PM  

spentmiles: browntimmy: On another note, I've noticed a lot of porn sites have social media buttons next to videos and I have no idea what they'd be used for except broadcasting to people that you're masturbating.

Considering every single person on the planet does it, why are you so ashamed to publicly admit your fondness? I think people would take more interest in you if they knew what kind of pornography you liked. There's a whole slew of friends out there waiting to meet you, if they only had an in. Quit hiding! Let your penis show!


But the guy in HR specifically told me not to let it show!
 
2013-01-23 10:27:10 PM  
What is this facebook thing. It sounds like something I would really like.
 
2013-01-23 11:00:41 PM  
Fark 2 girls 1 Cup... you're all missing the author:

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
She's cute. You all disappoint me.
 
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