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(Salon)   Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but I fell in love with my sorority sister   (salon.com) divider line 159
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2013-01-23 12:12:38 AM
Huh. I was expecting Omega Moo's.
 
2013-01-23 12:15:51 AM
Difficulty: salon.com
 
2013-01-23 12:20:07 AM
/shocked
 
2013-01-23 12:25:27 AM
An 8 and a 4 ... I don't think so.
 
2013-01-23 12:27:43 AM
That was very sweet.
 
2013-01-23 12:28:22 AM
LESBIAN THREAD!!!
 
2013-01-23 12:35:26 AM
Sweet story, but it's kind of missing a big piece between 'on and off' and 'married.'
 
2013-01-23 12:54:07 AM
WTF am I reading?
 
2013-01-23 12:56:20 AM
Lindsay and I were always close friends, we did everything together. Well, not everything. Until one day, in the shower after field hockey practice...
 
2013-01-23 01:04:48 AM

vernonFL: Lindsay and I were always close friends, we did everything together. Well, not everything. Until one day, in the shower after field hockey practice...


We started out as best friends, but then we became breast friends.
 
2013-01-23 01:30:18 AM
I saw the pic and thought "That's a man, baby"...
 
2013-01-23 01:31:29 AM

propasaurus: That was very sweet.


You know what? Yes. Yes, it was. No snark at all from me on that nice story.
 
2013-01-23 01:32:18 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-23 01:32:19 AM

Sgygus: An 8 and a 4 ... I don't think so.


Which is the 8? More like 3's to me.
/Studman
 
2013-01-23 01:34:51 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Sgygus: An 8 and a 4 ... I don't think so.

Which is the 8? More like 3's to me.
/Studman


He was talking about their sizes.
 
2013-01-23 01:35:17 AM
That's supposed to be LUG. Lesbian Until Graduation.

/The source of so much pron.
 
2013-01-23 01:38:34 AM
Just a phase
 
2013-01-23 01:40:51 AM
Exams were stressing me out so when Sarah bounced into my room and said that she had a little buzzy friend that helps her take the edge off.
 
2013-01-23 01:41:58 AM
Lennay ?!?!?
 
2013-01-23 01:42:54 AM

propasaurus: That was very sweet.

 
2013-01-23 01:44:00 AM
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com

Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever!
 
2013-01-23 01:44:17 AM
She's all boy crazy, but suddenly in love with a girl.... but not bi....

This seems like a condensed version of a really long, boring story.
 
2013-01-23 01:45:38 AM
So Salon is Penthouse Letters now?

I eagerly await finding out that Huffington Post has become Swank.
 
2013-01-23 01:50:05 AM
Dear Blueboy,
I never thought this could happen to me, but when I was walking to the showers through the lockeroom last week......
 
2013-01-23 01:55:42 AM

Omahawg: [25.media.tumblr.com image 800x575]


that's more like it!
 
2013-01-23 01:58:45 AM

GAT_00: Sweet story, but it's kind of missing a big piece between 'on and off' and 'married.'


No kidding. Also,

A week before my flight home, Sam called to tell me that she'd cheated on me.

The author is in for a big shock. She's wayyy to into this girl, and the girl ain't into her as much.
 
2013-01-23 01:58:52 AM
Of course this shiatty writer gets into the MFA program at the New School, and I don't even get a sniff.

/from now on, I tell every prospective employer/grad progam that I identify as a genderqueer relationship hacker/relationship anarchist (look it up, it's a "real" thing, at least according to the tumblr lunatic brigade), so they will be so scared of offending somebody that they let me do whatever I want
 
2013-01-23 02:04:57 AM

SpdrJay: Dear Blueboy,
I never thought this could happen to me, but when I was walking to the showers through the lockeroom last week......


Was this in the vicinity of Penn State, by any chance?
 
2013-01-23 02:13:18 AM
I liked the story. It was illogical and vaguely defined, but such is love.
 
2013-01-23 02:16:24 AM
In the olden days we worried about an ink shortage.

Since we have progressed into the the Intertubes:

i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 02:31:25 AM
I thought it was a sweet story.

What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?
 
2013-01-23 02:32:39 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: Of course this shiatty writer gets into the MFA program at the New School, and I don't even get a sniff.

/from now on, I tell every prospective employer/grad progam that I identify as a genderqueer relationship hacker/relationship anarchist (look it up, it's a "real" thing, at least according to the tumblr lunatic brigade), so they will be so scared of offending somebody that they let me do whatever I want


I don't need to look it up...clearly, there are so many syllables at work here, it must be a thing. An important thing.

Carry on, sir or madam or other. Carry on.
 
2013-01-23 02:36:37 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-23 02:38:06 AM

digitalrain: I thought it was a sweet story.

What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?


A 1 or a 2 on the Kinsey scale?
 
2013-01-23 02:42:03 AM

digitalrain: What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?


I'd suggest "biatch" for not setting up a threesome.
 
2013-01-23 02:51:18 AM
The only reason that a woman would turn gay is because she hasn't been dicked good and proper. I guarantee that if those vulva slurpers were to spend a few hours with me and the hog tamer, they'd be trading in the Doc Martens and lumberjack shirts for some silky Vicky Secret lin-ger-REE and Prada pumps. A little ground and pound with a phallic Jedimaster like myself will cause their once-dormant estrogen faucets to turn on full blast, baby. After just a tiny whiff of my manhood, I'll have them flossing with my pubes in zero seconds flat.
 
2013-01-23 02:56:13 AM
Maybe it's a sign of the times, but I got to the end of the story and was still waiting for the point. You're getting married, congrats. But why do I care?
 
2013-01-23 02:57:27 AM

Atomic Spunk: The only reason that a woman would turn gay is because she hasn't been dicked good and proper. I guarantee that if those vulva slurpers were to spend a few hours with me and the hog tamer, they'd be trading in the Doc Martens and lumberjack shirts for some silky Vicky Secret lin-ger-REE and Prada pumps. A little ground and pound with a phallic Jedimaster like myself will cause their once-dormant estrogen faucets to turn on full blast, baby. After just a tiny whiff of my manhood, I'll have them flossing with my pubes in zero seconds flat.


Slow down dude. Save the three wolf shirt for the second date.
 
2013-01-23 03:03:29 AM
brblroom26.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-23 03:04:17 AM

digitalrain: I thought it was a sweet story.

What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?


An fibber and Attention whore, a mid-life-crisiser, or very, very confused.
 
2013-01-23 03:08:50 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: digitalrain: I thought it was a sweet story.

What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?

An fibber and Attention whore, a mid-life-crisiser, or very, very confused.


Or maybe you should call her a faithful monogamous partner? You wouldn't call a hetero woman who only had sex with her partner for 20 years anything like those things would you?
 
2013-01-23 03:09:06 AM
I went to Emerson

We're done here.
 
2013-01-23 03:09:48 AM

Atomic Spunk: The only reason that a woman would turn gay is because she hasn't been dicked good and proper. I guarantee that if those vulva slurpers were to spend a few hours with me and the hog tamer, they'd be trading in the Doc Martens and lumberjack shirts for some silky Vicky Secret lin-ger-REE and Prada pumps. A little ground and pound with a phallic Jedimaster like myself will cause their once-dormant estrogen faucets to turn on full blast, baby. After just a tiny whiff of my manhood, I'll have them flossing with my pubes in zero seconds flat.


I'd buy all your drinks for the night of you were to walk into the Lexington in the Mission district, stand on the bar and proclaim "all you girls need is a good deep dicking to finally end all this foolishness. Alright cupcakes, who's first?" I'll keep the door held open (and we'll need a wheel man) so you effect egress promptly.
 
2013-01-23 03:10:14 AM

digitalrain: I thought it was a sweet story.

What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?


I think I would call her bisexual.
 
2013-01-23 03:11:59 AM

gaspode: Uchiha_Cycliste: digitalrain: I thought it was a sweet story.

What would you call a woman who identifies as bisexual but hasn't had a relationship with another female in almost two decades because she is married to a man whom she loves very much?

An fibber and Attention whore, a mid-life-crisiser, or very, very confused.

Or maybe you should call her a faithful monogamous partner? You wouldn't call a hetero woman who only had sex with her partner for 20 years anything like those things would you?


my opinions, while tending HEAVILY on the sarcastic side had nothing to do with the thought of briefly failing to be monogamous. =D It didn't even enter my mid actually. And FWIW, all I understand of the story is what I gleaned from the fark comments. I think there is a woman, who has been married for a long time, who thinks she likes a girl, and wants to share.
 
2013-01-23 03:13:09 AM

GAT_00: Sweet story, but it's kind of missing a big piece between 'on and off' and 'married.'


Also missing was even the tiniest explanation of what there is to like about the other girl. Not a thing sounded particularly positive, aside from a declaration of love and the proposal itself. Other than that, about all there is in TFA to give some clues about her personality, really, is:
- she was mean to the writer, then later claimed that it was just a playing-hard-to-get ploy
- she cheated on the writer
- she was disrespectful of other girls in the sorority.

Hopefully there are a lot of positive aspects that just got left out somehow.
 
2013-01-23 03:14:49 AM
I attempted (and apparently failed) at being humorous, not passing moral judgement.
 
2013-01-23 03:19:46 AM

StopKing: [brblroom26.files.wordpress.com image 303x500]


Is it on the internet? Can I read it? Did not found Michael Norday on the iBook store.
 
2013-01-23 03:21:32 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: I attempted (and apparently failed) at being humorous, not passing moral judgement.


No, no, you were funny, but maybe only to those of us who know the Lexington.
 
2013-01-23 03:26:13 AM

El Pachuco: Uchiha_Cycliste: I attempted (and apparently failed) at being humorous, not passing moral judgement.

No, no, you were funny, but maybe only to those of us who know the Lexington.


You think he could get away with it?
And do you know if the Endup still gets wacky on Thursdays?
 
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