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(News.com.au)   India apparently believes that two weeks of food is enough of a stockpile for the upcoming nuclear war   (news.com.au) divider line 19
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2013-01-23 02:35:36 AM
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debug: What exactly is in Kashmir that these people want so badly?


Sweaters.
2013-01-23 01:24:00 AM
3 votes:
If you plan for your population to be nonadecimated, then a two-week supply could last quite a while.

And yes, I just made up a term for killing ninety percent of people with utter disregard for both math AND etymology.
2013-01-23 03:15:15 AM
2 votes:
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2013-01-23 02:31:01 AM
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2013-01-23 02:02:45 AM
2 votes:
But it's India. Two weeks of food for Americans can last six months in India.
2013-01-23 12:27:26 AM
2 votes:
Neither side has anything to gain in a nuclear war.  No way it will happen.
2013-01-23 08:16:45 AM
1 votes:
They want them to put toilets in their bomb shelters?  Shouldn't they start with their homes?
2013-01-23 07:56:24 AM
1 votes:

Neamhan: [imageshack.us image 640x400]


Gandhi was always kind of a dick - he'd always nuke you the first chance he got.
2013-01-23 06:55:12 AM
1 votes:

debug: What exactly is in Kashmir that these people want so badly?


Led Zeppelin wrote a song about it, so I'm guessing it's about weed or coke.
2013-01-23 04:51:05 AM
1 votes:
On the bright side, if you come out of your shelter in two weeks and bask in the residual radiation, you will be sporting a nice tan.

/Oh, you're aleady tan
//nevermind
2013-01-23 03:25:20 AM
1 votes:
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You need to stock up on the good stuff with a long shelf life, like 200-year-old salisbury steak.
2013-01-23 02:50:29 AM
1 votes:
debug

What exactly is in Kashmir that these people want so badly?

They'd like to meet with a traveler of time and space.
2013-01-23 02:34:36 AM
1 votes:
Add enough cumin and ginger to food and even a small bowl feels rather filling. Of course, you are filled with heartburn and actual flames.

What I'm saying is some of those so called nuclear missiles are filled mostly with vindaloo.
2013-01-23 02:18:17 AM
1 votes:

cedarpark: But it's India. Two weeks of food for Americans can last six months in India.


Because they make use of every part of the animal.
2013-01-23 02:16:45 AM
1 votes:
OK now it's time for the massive song and dance scene. It's all Bollywood drama. Drama drama drama. Rama Lama Ramalamananda Ding Dong.
2013-01-23 02:05:55 AM
1 votes:
What about the cows?

Think of the cows!
2013-01-23 01:58:33 AM
1 votes:
Well yeah, cuz after that everyone's zombies and they can just eat each other!
2013-01-23 01:30:31 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If you plan for your population to be nonadecimated, then a two-week supply could last quite a while.

And yes, I just made up a term for killing ninety percent of people with utter disregard for both math AND etymology.


GIGADEATH!
2013-01-23 01:00:27 AM
1 votes:
Obviously they're not Mormon
 
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