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(The Sun)   Overweight couple shed an incredible ten stone thanks to pole-dancing (w/before and after pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 29
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22658 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2013 at 12:19 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-23 12:23:09 AM  
12 votes:
It's nice that same-sex couples can find happiness together.
2013-01-23 12:20:10 AM  
8 votes:
Wait.

How many acres in a stone?
2013-01-23 08:19:25 AM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-23 12:21:05 AM  
4 votes:
Well anyone would lose weight if they stopped carrying STONES!
2013-01-23 12:20:59 AM  
4 votes:
Why were they carrying so many rocks?
2013-01-23 12:27:19 AM  
3 votes:
That's no woman.

www.newsrealblog.com

Congrats on the weight loss, but DAMN.
2013-01-23 12:26:28 AM  
3 votes:

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


That's because you couldn't see her bruised and chafed thighs.

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-23 12:21:46 AM  
3 votes:
Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?
2013-01-23 12:21:21 AM  
3 votes:
Is that Chyna?
2013-01-23 04:51:43 AM  
2 votes:
This is why my wife is forbidden from any surgeries above the shoulder.

Just imagine this face...

img2-2.timeinc.net

On this body...

3.bp.blogspot.com

/That's right the ultimate butterface!
2013-01-23 12:53:51 AM  
2 votes:

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


noticed the thigh too.. some odd patches of leather tucked away up there.

Better yet, her calves are bigger than the guys arms. Congrats to the dude for losing so much weight and gaining a transvestite donkey witch
2013-01-23 12:48:45 AM  
2 votes:
img.thesun.co.uk

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.
2013-01-23 12:33:16 AM  
2 votes:
They lost ten stone...and she found a sharpie!
2013-01-23 12:25:02 AM  
2 votes:
What Ten Stone might look like:

i.imgur.com

Doesn't seem like much.
2013-01-23 03:14:34 PM  
1 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2013-01-23 04:30:06 AM  
1 votes:
Hey! It's Gollum dancing with an orc.
2013-01-23 02:23:52 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.styleforum.net
/Image is hotter than a rear-ended pinto!
2013-01-23 02:11:01 AM  
1 votes:
For those in Amurrica and Canuckistan:

1 stone = 50 cubits
1 Smoot = 12 Janskies
1 dram = 5280 leagues
1 pica = 2.53 horsepower
2013-01-23 01:07:12 AM  
1 votes:

aerojockey: Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs?

I'm guessing some kind of powder to minimize burns.


Someone literally rolled it in flour. There was no wet spot to be found.
2013-01-23 01:01:06 AM  
1 votes:
With a horse face like that her height should be in hands
2013-01-23 12:55:39 AM  
1 votes:

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


www.robin-williams.net

"...and that's how I lost me first ten stone."
2013-01-23 12:47:21 AM  
1 votes:

Take a whiff of my pant leg baby: tekneex: Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.

Moriarty. How could you forget that?


Don't mind me, I'm an incredible ten stoned.
2013-01-23 12:43:15 AM  
1 votes:
Stones? Next you'll be telling me they use apples for height and yonders for distance
2013-01-23 12:40:30 AM  
1 votes:
I shed a ten pound note to a pole dancer once.
2013-01-23 12:39:18 AM  
1 votes:
FTA:
"Steve took to it like a duck to water though. He was the only guy in the class but he didn't mind."

/no other comment
2013-01-23 12:37:38 AM  
1 votes:
I...I can't fap to this.

I just can't.
2013-01-23 12:34:38 AM  
1 votes:
That's a whole bag of ugly there.
2013-01-23 12:24:31 AM  
1 votes:
I think that guy was in Trainspotting.
2013-01-23 12:24:13 AM  
1 votes:
Subby, you miserable cockbite, if I ever find you, I'll make you eat your own asshole.
 
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