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(The Sun)   Overweight couple shed an incredible ten stone thanks to pole-dancing (w/before and after pics)   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, husband and wife, dancing  
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22674 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2013 at 12:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-23 12:21:46 AM  
15 votes:
Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?
2013-01-23 12:22:20 AM  
6 votes:
Gaaaaaaah! WTF, dude looks like he lost plenty of waist but the woman looks like she's wearing spanx and the makeup artist made her look like a tranny. She looked prettier in the before picture.
2013-01-23 12:53:49 AM  
2 votes:

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?

Anytime a British person decries Americans not using metric, I think about the ridiculous unit that is stone.
2013-01-23 12:33:16 AM  
2 votes:
They lost ten stone...and she found a sharpie!
2013-01-23 12:24:13 AM  
2 votes:
Subby, you miserable cockbite, if I ever find you, I'll make you eat your own asshole.
2013-01-23 12:23:09 AM  
2 votes:
It's nice that same-sex couples can find happiness together.
2013-01-23 12:22:37 AM  
2 votes:
They looked better before the pole.
2013-01-23 12:20:59 AM  
2 votes:
Why were they carrying so many rocks?
2013-01-23 09:57:03 AM  
1 vote:
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a body shaper to hide/flatten the rolls? Her arms look about the same too. Finally, does it count if he loses the weight for both?
2013-01-23 04:51:43 AM  
1 vote:
This is why my wife is forbidden from any surgeries above the shoulder.

Just imagine this face...

On this body...

/That's right the ultimate butterface!
2013-01-23 04:11:38 AM  
1 vote:
The downside is that it turned them both into hobbits...
2013-01-23 02:34:43 AM  
1 vote:
GAH! Good lord! What happened? Did that poor woman face plant a couple hundred times? She's all but
unrecognizable from her "before" picture.

/ urk...
2013-01-23 02:27:31 AM  
1 vote:

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?

3 Rhode Islands...

Seriously, nobody?

Anyway, overweight couple gay man in denial loses ten stones. Or he's just trying WAY too hard to get his wife to poll dance. That's clearly not happening.
2013-01-23 02:26:09 AM  
1 vote:
Losing weight is not always kind to people. Sometimes, beneath the plump exterior, is a charred, wrinkly gargoyle.
2013-01-23 02:23:52 AM  
1 vote:
/Image is hotter than a rear-ended pinto!
2013-01-23 02:22:02 AM  
1 vote:
If it weren't for the plastic surgery that ruined her face, I'd totally be into her...

By the way, that's not calloused skin in the first photo, that's just something like talcum powder, applied to keep the skin from sticking to the metal pole, which would be painful in that area to say the least...
2013-01-23 12:57:49 AM  
1 vote:
uhh... he looks fit... she looks... horrifying.
2013-01-23 12:48:45 AM  
1 vote:

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.
2013-01-23 12:48:34 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is wrong with her face

Either she hit the pole with her face a few too many times before dropping the stones, or she thought that injecting puffy-making shiat into her mug would be a good idea. Either way, her face was much prettier before. Congrats on the exercise and weight loss, but I'm afraid it was a negative sum for her overall, given the way she messed up her face.
2013-01-23 12:35:57 AM  
1 vote:
I think those stones might have smacked her in the head a few times when she dropped them.
2013-01-23 12:34:38 AM  
1 vote:
That's a whole bag of ugly there.
2013-01-23 12:27:19 AM  
1 vote:
That's no woman.

Congrats on the weight loss, but DAMN.
2013-01-23 12:26:28 AM  
1 vote:

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

That's because you couldn't see her bruised and chafed thighs.
2013-01-23 12:25:02 AM  
1 vote:
What Ten Stone might look like:

Doesn't seem like much.
2013-01-23 12:24:26 AM  
1 vote:
No effin way am I RTFA.
2013-01-23 12:23:50 AM  
1 vote:
She's 27?? Looks more like 57.
2013-01-23 12:22:38 AM  
1 vote:
She can dance on my pole.

She did look better before.

but that would not stop me.
2013-01-23 12:21:21 AM  
1 vote:
Is that Chyna?
2013-01-23 12:21:05 AM  
1 vote:
Well anyone would lose weight if they stopped carrying STONES!
2013-01-23 12:20:10 AM  
1 vote:

How many acres in a stone?
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