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(The Sun)   Overweight couple shed an incredible ten stone thanks to pole-dancing (w/before and after pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 129
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2013-01-23 12:20:10 AM  
Wait.

How many acres in a stone?
 
2013-01-23 12:20:59 AM  
Why were they carrying so many rocks?
 
2013-01-23 12:21:05 AM  
Well anyone would lose weight if they stopped carrying STONES!
 
2013-01-23 12:21:21 AM  
Is that Chyna?
 
2013-01-23 12:21:46 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?
 
2013-01-23 12:22:20 AM  
Gaaaaaaah! WTF, dude looks like he lost plenty of waist but the woman looks like she's wearing spanx and the makeup artist made her look like a tranny. She looked prettier in the before picture.
 
2013-01-23 12:22:37 AM  
They looked better before the pole.
 
2013-01-23 12:22:38 AM  
She can dance on my pole.

She did look better before.

but that would not stop me.
 
2013-01-23 12:23:09 AM  
It's nice that same-sex couples can find happiness together.
 
2013-01-23 12:23:40 AM  
Woman turned into Octomom. Dude could do better.
 
2013-01-23 12:23:50 AM  
She's 27?? Looks more like 57.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:08 AM  
Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:13 AM  
Subby, you miserable cockbite, if I ever find you, I'll make you eat your own asshole.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:26 AM  
No effin way am I RTFA.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:31 AM  
I think that guy was in Trainspotting.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:44 AM  
And the flight engineer: Mr. Lay: ""The whip-round certainly happened, I put two quid in."

giggity
 
2013-01-23 12:25:02 AM  
What Ten Stone might look like:

i.imgur.com

Doesn't seem like much.
 
2013-01-23 12:25:57 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


^^ This
 
2013-01-23 12:26:28 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


That's because you couldn't see her bruised and chafed thighs.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-23 12:27:19 AM  
That's no woman.

www.newsrealblog.com

Congrats on the weight loss, but DAMN.
 
2013-01-23 12:27:31 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


They both looked healthier AND better before.
 
2013-01-23 12:30:34 AM  

powhound: And the flight engineer: Mr. Lay: ""The whip-round certainly happened, I put two quid in."

giggity


goddamnit it....wrong article...not even wrong thread....farknuts
 
2013-01-23 12:33:16 AM  
They lost ten stone...and she found a sharpie!
 
2013-01-23 12:34:38 AM  
That's a whole bag of ugly there.
 
2013-01-23 12:34:43 AM  
1 stone = 14 lbs

I'm glad that they lost so much weight, but they don't look "right" in the after pictures, particularly the woman.
 
2013-01-23 12:35:57 AM  

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
And God knows how many fathoms!
 
2013-01-23 12:35:57 AM  
I think those stones might have smacked her in the head a few times when she dropped them.
 
2013-01-23 12:37:38 AM  
I...I can't fap to this.

I just can't.
 
2013-01-23 12:39:18 AM  
FTA:
"Steve took to it like a duck to water though. He was the only guy in the class but he didn't mind."

/no other comment
 
2013-01-23 12:39:38 AM  
I think the photographer is both a troll and SUBBY! 1. Picks most unattractive photos for the article, 2 .submits "British hot" headline, 3. profit.....
 
2013-01-23 12:40:19 AM  
I'd book her for simulation.
 
2013-01-23 12:40:30 AM  
I shed a ten pound note to a pole dancer once.
 
2013-01-23 12:41:21 AM  
WTF is wrong with her face
 
2013-01-23 12:42:13 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


Nope. I thought so too. I think it's the shape of her face
 
2013-01-23 12:42:15 AM  
You cant tell me I am the only one here that would hit that. I call bs.
 
2013-01-23 12:42:43 AM  

tekneex: Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.


Moriarty. How could you forget that?
 
2013-01-23 12:42:59 AM  
Wow I can still log in here.
 
2013-01-23 12:43:15 AM  
Stones? Next you'll be telling me they use apples for height and yonders for distance
 
2013-01-23 12:47:21 AM  

Take a whiff of my pant leg baby: tekneex: Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.

Moriarty. How could you forget that?


Don't mind me, I'm an incredible ten stoned.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:04 AM  
Take a good look at at last picture. Her thighs look like they're suckered to the pole. Yeesh.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:34 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is wrong with her face


Either she hit the pole with her face a few too many times before dropping the stones, or she thought that injecting puffy-making shiat into her mug would be a good idea. Either way, her face was much prettier before. Congrats on the exercise and weight loss, but I'm afraid it was a negative sum for her overall, given the way she messed up her face.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:45 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.
 
2013-01-23 12:52:01 AM  
They both looked better before.
 
2013-01-23 12:53:49 AM  

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?


Anytime a British person decries Americans not using metric, I think about the ridiculous unit that is stone.
 
2013-01-23 12:53:51 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


noticed the thigh too.. some odd patches of leather tucked away up there.

Better yet, her calves are bigger than the guys arms. Congrats to the dude for losing so much weight and gaining a transvestite donkey witch
 
2013-01-23 12:54:45 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


that's exactly what I thought too.

gag worthy indeed.
 
2013-01-23 12:55:39 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


www.robin-williams.net

"...and that's how I lost me first ten stone."
 
2013-01-23 12:57:49 AM  
uhh... he looks fit... she looks... horrifying.
 
2013-01-23 01:00:50 AM  

jtown: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

That's because you couldn't see her bruised and chafed thighs.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x390]


I will never lean against a bus stop pole again.
 
2013-01-23 01:01:06 AM  
With a horse face like that her height should be in hands
 
2013-01-23 01:01:10 AM  
Good for them for fighting their creeping lardassification

Bad for them for being fugly
 
2013-01-23 01:02:46 AM  
Ladies, take note:

Fake pouty lips make you look worse than you did when you had normal lips and were six stone heavier.

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs?


I'm guessing some kind of powder to minimize burns.
 
2013-01-23 01:07:12 AM  

aerojockey: Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs?

I'm guessing some kind of powder to minimize burns.


Someone literally rolled it in flour. There was no wet spot to be found.
 
2013-01-23 01:07:45 AM  

aerojockey: I'm guessing some kind of powder to minimize burns.


I'm guessing it's gangrene
 
2013-01-23 01:08:22 AM  

Ima4nic8or: You cant tell me I am the only one here that would hit that. I call bs.


She looked better in the before pic. However, she didnt turn into a gargoyle.
 
2013-01-23 01:10:50 AM  
Wait, dont britains UNDERSTAND pounds? Last I checked, Stone is not a metric measurement. Do they think if they said these 2 dropped 140 pounds pole dancing that people would think they just went to the strip club and had to tip the audience?
 
2013-01-23 01:11:10 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


At least in the before pic, they looked rather jolly. Now it's much more a at best, they host swinger's parties on the weekends, and at worst, they have a rape dungeon in their basement.
 
2013-01-23 01:12:59 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


Oh god. CANNOT UNSEE.
 
2013-01-23 01:19:11 AM  
How much does a stone weigh? What color is blue? How long is a string?
 
2013-01-23 01:20:36 AM  

I sound fat: Wait, dont britains UNDERSTAND pounds? Last I checked, Stone is not a metric measurement. Do they think if they said these 2 dropped 140 pounds pole dancing that people would think they just went to the strip club and had to tip the audience?


Did you look at the pictures? It would be an understandable assumption.
 
2013-01-23 01:44:03 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


No.
 
2013-01-23 02:01:05 AM  
What I was expecting
www.merrithew.com
purplesat.com
 
2013-01-23 02:11:01 AM  
For those in Amurrica and Canuckistan:

1 stone = 50 cubits
1 Smoot = 12 Janskies
1 dram = 5280 leagues
1 pica = 2.53 horsepower
 
2013-01-23 02:11:33 AM  

Tiiba: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

No.


Seconded....or whatever we're up to in this thread.
 
2013-01-23 02:14:19 AM  

Bumblefark: Tiiba: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

No.

Seconded....or whatever we're up to in this thread.


So I see the "prefers angry meth whores" contingent has shown up.
 
2013-01-23 02:14:20 AM  
She has been in the Sun before
For wanting to look like Katie Price
 
2013-01-23 02:14:26 AM  
She did indeed look better in the before. I'd also bet big bucks she had cosmetic surgery to "improve" her looks. And she is one of those that lost big time.

She probably at a minimum had collagen injections to fill in wrinkles, botox to give that blank as a fresh plaster wall look, and glove oil to keep those thighs supple for catching baseballs.
 
2013-01-23 02:16:40 AM  
Seriously? What the fark, what is seen cannot be unseen...
 
2013-01-23 02:21:29 AM  

Vitamin Pb: She did indeed look better in the before. I'd also bet big bucks she had cosmetic surgery to "improve" her looks. And she is one of those that lost big time.

She probably at a minimum had collagen injections to fill in wrinkles, botox to give that blank as a fresh plaster wall look, and glove oil to keep those thighs supple for catching baseballs.


Botox and collagen are what I first thought of, too.
 
2013-01-23 02:22:02 AM  
If it weren't for the plastic surgery that ruined her face, I'd totally be into her...

By the way, that's not calloused skin in the first photo, that's just something like talcum powder, applied to keep the skin from sticking to the metal pole, which would be painful in that area to say the least...
 
2013-01-23 02:23:52 AM  
cdn.styleforum.net
/Image is hotter than a rear-ended pinto!
 
2013-01-23 02:24:10 AM  

Fano: Bumblefark: Tiiba: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

No.

Seconded....or whatever we're up to in this thread.

So I see the "prefers angry meth whores" contingent has shown up.


...really, the slightly chubby, happy chick in the "before" photo looks like an angry meth whore to you?

Haven't met any meth whores, huh? Angry or otherwise...
 
2013-01-23 02:25:57 AM  
even my dog is gagging
 
2013-01-23 02:26:09 AM  
Losing weight is not always kind to people. Sometimes, beneath the plump exterior, is a charred, wrinkly gargoyle.
 
2013-01-23 02:27:31 AM  

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?


3 Rhode Islands...

Seriously, nobody?

Anyway, overweight couple gay man in denial loses ten stones. Or he's just trying WAY too hard to get his wife to poll dance. That's clearly not happening.
 
2013-01-23 02:28:11 AM  

jtown: I sound fat: Wait, dont britains UNDERSTAND pounds? Last I checked, Stone is not a metric measurement. Do they think if they said these 2 dropped 140 pounds pole dancing that people would think they just went to the strip club and had to tip the audience?

Did you look at the pictures? It would be an understandable assumption.


I'm shocked.....simply SHOCKED that a couple lost weight by *gasp* excersizing! My GOD ITS SO FRAKKIN NEWSWORTHY that through a bit of dedication and mutual support from your partner that you could actually lose weight.

/who's idea was it to start reporting weight in some lame ass random unit of measurement, it would seem hip or edgy? When I find them ill rip off their own arm and beat them with it.
//when did drag queens start pole dancing? Or did they dance to bette middler?
 
2013-01-23 02:30:40 AM  
Looking at the before and after pics I was sure that He had probably lost 6-7 stones and her the other 3-4. I was pretty shocked to discover she lost 6 and him 4. I'm guessing he hs a bunch of weight and added a lot of muscle. His before looks much fatter and his after looks really cut,
 
2013-01-23 02:31:58 AM  

Bumblefark: Fano: Bumblefark: Tiiba: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

No.

Seconded....or whatever we're up to in this thread.

So I see the "prefers angry meth whores" contingent has shown up.

...really, the slightly chubby, happy chick in the "before" photo looks like an angry meth whore to you?

Haven't met any meth whores, huh? Angry or otherwise...


D'oh, I somehow confused your post as saying she looks better now. Sorry about that. I went full retard.
 
2013-01-23 02:34:43 AM  
GAH! Good lord! What happened? Did that poor woman face plant a couple hundred times? She's all but
unrecognizable from her "before" picture.

/ urk...
 
2013-01-23 02:45:27 AM  

Fano: Bumblefark: Fano: Bumblefark: Tiiba: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

No.

Seconded....or whatever we're up to in this thread.

So I see the "prefers angry meth whores" contingent has shown up.

...really, the slightly chubby, happy chick in the "before" photo looks like an angry meth whore to you?

Haven't met any meth whores, huh? Angry or otherwise...

D'oh, I somehow confused your post as saying she looks better now. Sorry about that. I went full retard.


Ah....yeah, the "after" photos make me itchy just looking at them.

/But, seriously, spent a good 10 minutes wondering what I was not seeing...or what part of the country might have meth whores that look like she used to. Glad we sorted that out before I booked any flights.
 
2013-01-23 02:50:09 AM  
What...the....FARK happened to her Farkin' face??? She was lovely in the before pic - but looks like monster in the other!!! The same argument could be made for him - he appears to have aged > 20 yrs.
 
2013-01-23 03:00:33 AM  
ew, they look disgusting. the only stones they lost were their crack rocks
 
2013-01-23 03:27:19 AM  
The only unit of measurement more useless than pounds is a "stone". It's time to get into the 21st century guys.
 
2013-01-23 03:29:18 AM  

Puff The Destroyer: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

They both looked healthier AND better before.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 04:11:38 AM  
The downside is that it turned them both into hobbits...
 
2013-01-23 04:30:06 AM  
Hey! It's Gollum dancing with an orc.
 
2013-01-23 04:45:24 AM  

TenJed_77: She has been in the Sun before
For wanting to look like Katie Price


Reminds me of the trolls who went on Maury(Mom dresses too sexy) then Jenny Jones(Gold digging daughters) two weeks later
/I was in the audience on the Jenny Jones one
 
2013-01-23 04:51:43 AM  
This is why my wife is forbidden from any surgeries above the shoulder.

Just imagine this face...

img2-2.timeinc.net

On this body...

3.bp.blogspot.com

/That's right the ultimate butterface!
 
2013-01-23 05:11:17 AM  

Mock26: Is that Chyna?


You'd think a couple with 21 years of age difference wouldn't look quite so contemporary...if fit. Good for them.

Also, The Sun seems to be the Daily Fail for the severely retarded. I didn't think that was possible.
 
2013-01-23 05:28:55 AM  

TenJed_77: She has been in the Sun before
For wanting to look like Katie Price


Thanks for the month of TF
 
2013-01-23 05:34:26 AM  
Has anyone mentioned that they actually looked better when fat?
 
2013-01-23 05:36:13 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: TenJed_77: She has been in the Sun before
For wanting to look like Katie Price

Thanks for the month of TF


It's nothing really. Have you listed on my favs as funny man, for your sense of humor and you are from Chicago, my favorite city.
 
2013-01-23 05:37:59 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


www.gq.com

Johnny Bench called.
 
2013-01-23 06:29:07 AM  
They looked better before. Especially her. If this even IS a her.
 
2013-01-23 07:01:10 AM  
that flabby thigh skin prob has a life of its own

/makes for a good blanket though
 
2013-01-23 07:25:18 AM  
What happened to their faces!?
 
2013-01-23 07:28:29 AM  
So how many parsecs is that
 
2013-01-23 07:38:27 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


Right?
 
2013-01-23 07:46:22 AM  
Looks like Popeye and Octomom after another 10 years of stripping and rehabs. creepy.
 
2013-01-23 07:49:23 AM  
His wife lost a lot of weight, but it looks like she also gained a penis. Pole dancing, indeed!
 
2013-01-23 07:58:35 AM  
Now they look incredibly scary.
 
pc
2013-01-23 08:11:50 AM  
That's a lot of plastic surgery
 
2013-01-23 08:13:24 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


No. She had plastic surgery on her upper lip. That surgery has ruined may a pretty face.
Look at Nikki Cox.
 
2013-01-23 08:19:25 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-23 08:21:23 AM  

TheOther: Subby, you miserable cockbite, if I ever find you, I'll make you eat your own asshole.


I DNRTFA but will say, even if the lady is still unattractive, at least they care enough to try. Too many fatties don't even bother. I'll lay some blame on the food industry too, only because fatty junk food is cheaper than healthier food.
 
2013-01-23 08:33:55 AM  
GAH!!!!
I know the U.S. has it's share of fuglies.. but holy mother farking shiat British people are ugly.
 
2013-01-23 08:44:12 AM  

Mock26: Is that Chyna?


Dunno. Although I'm leaning toward "no", since I don't see a clenis poking out anywhere.
 
2013-01-23 08:54:13 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


So did he
 
2013-01-23 08:54:51 AM  
Actually good for him, for my first thought was "Is that Rick Harrison's brother?". I would accept popeye as a better character to be compared to. Sadly, she crossed that line of losing the soft face for the hardcore workout face and I do hope that pic was poorly taken.
 
2013-01-23 09:03:40 AM  
He looks like Winston Rothschild from the Red Green Show.
 
2013-01-23 09:21:14 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


Nope.
 
2013-01-23 09:22:13 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


Not at all... not at all
 
2013-01-23 09:35:48 AM  

guerochuleta: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

Not at all... not at all


Yeah, it's pretty much a consensus . The real problems not the weight loss but that horrible plastic surgery.
 
2013-01-23 09:57:03 AM  
Did anyone notice that she is wearing a body shaper to hide/flatten the rolls? Her arms look about the same too. Finally, does it count if he loses the weight for both?
 
2013-01-23 10:06:36 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


I wasnt going to admit looking that high up her thighs...but yeah, I noticed it too.
 
2013-01-23 10:20:06 AM  
Ew. That is one disgusting looking ... woman?
 
2013-01-23 10:40:15 AM  
I barfed on the floor and almost shiat on top of it had I not turned away in time. That female is ugly. She has callouses on her thighs.
 
2013-01-23 11:28:32 AM  

Mock26: /Image is hotter than a rear-ended pinto!


I've been wondering for a long time: who is she?
 
2013-01-23 11:38:49 AM  

TenJed_77: She has been in the Sun before
For wanting to look like Katie Price


There are some things that I can never understand. Or un-read. Or un-see.
 
2013-01-23 12:00:31 PM  
Now I'm afraid that the pole dancing classes at my gym will turn my into a ladygentleman.
 
2013-01-23 12:09:23 PM  

megarian: Now I'm afraid that the pole dancing classes at my gym will turn my into a ladygentleman.


Me, too.

Preview...how does it work?
 
2013-01-23 12:28:15 PM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


came here to say that... Glad I'm not alone!
 
2013-01-23 12:31:56 PM  

littlett's: He looks like Winston Rothschild from the Red Green Show.


I love you for that.
 
2013-01-23 02:13:38 PM  
I puked in my mouth a little bit there.................
 
2013-01-23 02:20:48 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-23 02:20:56 PM  

littlett's: He looks like Winston Rothschild from the Red Green Show.


You mean Mike Hammer
 
2013-01-23 03:14:34 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 05:57:33 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-23 10:22:22 PM  

littlett's: He looks like Winston Rothschild from the Red Green Show.


Or Frank Gorshin.

www.wearysloth.com

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

upload.wikimedia.org
 
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