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(The Sun)   Overweight couple shed an incredible ten stone thanks to pole-dancing (w/before and after pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 129
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2013-01-23 12:20:10 AM  
Wait.

How many acres in a stone?
 
2013-01-23 12:20:59 AM  
Why were they carrying so many rocks?
 
2013-01-23 12:21:05 AM  
Well anyone would lose weight if they stopped carrying STONES!
 
2013-01-23 12:21:21 AM  
Is that Chyna?
 
2013-01-23 12:21:46 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?
 
2013-01-23 12:22:20 AM  
Gaaaaaaah! WTF, dude looks like he lost plenty of waist but the woman looks like she's wearing spanx and the makeup artist made her look like a tranny. She looked prettier in the before picture.
 
2013-01-23 12:22:37 AM  
They looked better before the pole.
 
2013-01-23 12:22:38 AM  
She can dance on my pole.

She did look better before.

but that would not stop me.
 
2013-01-23 12:23:09 AM  
It's nice that same-sex couples can find happiness together.
 
2013-01-23 12:23:40 AM  
Woman turned into Octomom. Dude could do better.
 
2013-01-23 12:23:50 AM  
She's 27?? Looks more like 57.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:08 AM  
Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:13 AM  
Subby, you miserable cockbite, if I ever find you, I'll make you eat your own asshole.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:26 AM  
No effin way am I RTFA.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:31 AM  
I think that guy was in Trainspotting.
 
2013-01-23 12:24:44 AM  
And the flight engineer: Mr. Lay: ""The whip-round certainly happened, I put two quid in."

giggity
 
2013-01-23 12:25:02 AM  
What Ten Stone might look like:

i.imgur.com

Doesn't seem like much.
 
2013-01-23 12:25:57 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


^^ This
 
2013-01-23 12:26:28 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


That's because you couldn't see her bruised and chafed thighs.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-23 12:27:19 AM  
That's no woman.

www.newsrealblog.com

Congrats on the weight loss, but DAMN.
 
2013-01-23 12:27:31 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


They both looked healthier AND better before.
 
2013-01-23 12:30:34 AM  

powhound: And the flight engineer: Mr. Lay: ""The whip-round certainly happened, I put two quid in."

giggity


goddamnit it....wrong article...not even wrong thread....farknuts
 
2013-01-23 12:33:16 AM  
They lost ten stone...and she found a sharpie!
 
2013-01-23 12:34:38 AM  
That's a whole bag of ugly there.
 
2013-01-23 12:34:43 AM  
1 stone = 14 lbs

I'm glad that they lost so much weight, but they don't look "right" in the after pictures, particularly the woman.
 
2013-01-23 12:35:57 AM  

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
And God knows how many fathoms!
 
2013-01-23 12:35:57 AM  
I think those stones might have smacked her in the head a few times when she dropped them.
 
2013-01-23 12:37:38 AM  
I...I can't fap to this.

I just can't.
 
2013-01-23 12:39:18 AM  
FTA:
"Steve took to it like a duck to water though. He was the only guy in the class but he didn't mind."

/no other comment
 
2013-01-23 12:39:38 AM  
I think the photographer is both a troll and SUBBY! 1. Picks most unattractive photos for the article, 2 .submits "British hot" headline, 3. profit.....
 
2013-01-23 12:40:19 AM  
I'd book her for simulation.
 
2013-01-23 12:40:30 AM  
I shed a ten pound note to a pole dancer once.
 
2013-01-23 12:41:21 AM  
WTF is wrong with her face
 
2013-01-23 12:42:13 AM  

devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?


Nope. I thought so too. I think it's the shape of her face
 
2013-01-23 12:42:15 AM  
You cant tell me I am the only one here that would hit that. I call bs.
 
2013-01-23 12:42:43 AM  

tekneex: Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.


Moriarty. How could you forget that?
 
2013-01-23 12:42:59 AM  
Wow I can still log in here.
 
2013-01-23 12:43:15 AM  
Stones? Next you'll be telling me they use apples for height and yonders for distance
 
2013-01-23 12:47:21 AM  

Take a whiff of my pant leg baby: tekneex: Is it just me, or was when the dude fat he looked like the guy from Green Mile?

Or the jerk cop who was after Dr. House?

I forget his name.

Moriarty. How could you forget that?


Don't mind me, I'm an incredible ten stoned.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:04 AM  
Take a good look at at last picture. Her thighs look like they're suckered to the pole. Yeesh.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:34 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF is wrong with her face


Either she hit the pole with her face a few too many times before dropping the stones, or she thought that injecting puffy-making shiat into her mug would be a good idea. Either way, her face was much prettier before. Congrats on the exercise and weight loss, but I'm afraid it was a negative sum for her overall, given the way she messed up her face.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:45 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.
 
2013-01-23 12:52:01 AM  
They both looked better before.
 
2013-01-23 12:53:49 AM  

DrZiffle: Wait.

How many acres in a stone?


Anytime a British person decries Americans not using metric, I think about the ridiculous unit that is stone.
 
2013-01-23 12:53:51 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


noticed the thigh too.. some odd patches of leather tucked away up there.

Better yet, her calves are bigger than the guys arms. Congrats to the dude for losing so much weight and gaining a transvestite donkey witch
 
2013-01-23 12:54:45 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


that's exactly what I thought too.

gag worthy indeed.
 
2013-01-23 12:55:39 AM  

Pfighting Polish: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x596]

Never mind her face ... what's going on with her thighs? Does she pole dance so much that she ... [gulp] ... is, like, calloused there?

Eew. Like making love to a baseball glove. Yuck.


www.robin-williams.net

"...and that's how I lost me first ten stone."
 
2013-01-23 12:57:49 AM  
uhh... he looks fit... she looks... horrifying.
 
2013-01-23 01:00:50 AM  

jtown: devioustrevor: Am I the only one who thinks she looked better in the "before" pic?

That's because you couldn't see her bruised and chafed thighs.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x390]


I will never lean against a bus stop pole again.
 
2013-01-23 01:01:06 AM  
With a horse face like that her height should be in hands
 
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