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2013-01-22 07:42:44 PM  
They also look like hermits.
 
2013-01-22 07:43:11 PM  

CygnusDarius: They also look like hermits.


I feel like there's some "creepy-ass-old-man" crossover going on there.
 
2013-01-22 07:43:50 PM  
1 count of possessing pornography involving juveniles.

He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.
 
2013-01-22 07:48:20 PM  

Asa Phelps: He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.


Yes, but once you look at the picture, you'll change your mind.
 
2013-01-22 08:17:38 PM  
20 years? He would get less time if he actually molested a real child.
 
2013-01-22 08:18:49 PM  
What was the childs name? .jpg?
 
2013-01-22 08:28:12 PM  

TommyymmoT: 20 years? He would get less time if he actually molested a real child.


He's 68, I wonder if this was his retirement plan.
 
2013-01-22 08:28:55 PM  

Asa Phelps: 1 count of possessing pornography involving juveniles.

He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.


I've always wondered, what if he had pictures of teenagers on his computer but they were fully clothed or not sexual in nature? Is that considered child pornography?

I would search myself, but I don't want to get flagged so near the date of my impending coup d'état.
 
2013-01-22 08:56:56 PM  
dennisreynolds.jpg
 
2013-01-22 09:02:03 PM  
He's also a linguistic expert who is fluent in Authentic Frontier Gibberish..
 
2013-01-22 09:38:04 PM  
Them, too?
 
2013-01-22 09:39:26 PM  
I don't see a priest's collar.
 
2013-01-22 09:39:49 PM  
imgsrv.wwl.com

Likes: Possum meat, noodling, dumpster diving, the NRA, and pictures of naked kids.
 
2013-01-22 09:42:17 PM  
I don't know what is more impressive about this story, whether this guy might have had a computer, or actually had real photographs of underage girls. If he had a computer, it is amazing that it wasn't in a pawn shop.
 
2013-01-22 09:43:36 PM  
Not even close, subs:

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 09:43:56 PM  
Ralph, no kidding.
 
2013-01-22 09:44:49 PM  
imgsrv.wwl.com

Kiddie porn? No no no, this guy looks like a moonshiner. Who could serve up possum stew as well. Subby needs to get out of Manhattan more.

A kiddie porn aficianado should look more like John Travolta. Or Steve Jobs if he's producing the stuff.
 
2013-01-22 09:45:25 PM  
I like to see a pedophile that is even creepier looking than Brian Peppers.

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-22 09:46:08 PM  

miss diminutive: Asa Phelps: 1 count of possessing pornography involving juveniles.

He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.

I've always wondered, what if he had pictures of teenagers on his computer but they were fully clothed or not sexual in nature? Is that considered child pornography?

I would search myself, but I don't want to get flagged so near the date of my impending coup d'état.


OK, I am going to put this out there for some good Fark fodder at my own expense. When I was 14, my dad found pictures of other girls my age I had downloaded. Worst punishment I had ever received. I didn't think I was doing anything criminal or nasty at the time, however, I was not aware of the consequences he might face if an investigation over said images came his way.

I get his concern and the legality of it now, and obviously the pictures were deleted, but what would be everyone's opinions on someone that used that as their defense?
 
2013-01-22 09:46:12 PM  
Funny, he doesn't look Rapeublican
 
2013-01-22 09:47:07 PM  
Baliff, whack his peepee!
 
2013-01-22 09:50:54 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Who could serve up possum stew as well JUST BY DUNKING HIS BEARD IN HOT WATER.



FTFY...
 
2013-01-22 09:51:59 PM  
He looks like one of the Duck Dynasty clan.
 
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2013-01-22 09:53:16 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: I like to see a pedophile that is even creepier looking than Brian Peppers.

[fc08.deviantart.net image 750x600]


Oh COME ON. That's not rea....
OMFG that's real!!!!
Holy dogshiat!
 
2013-01-22 09:54:51 PM  
Actually I take that image back. After some research I've come to believe Brian Peppers is not as terrible as a-holes like me who spread memes w/o more exhaustive research make them out to me.
What ever negative he may have done, he has paid for them dearly more than a hundred fold in his sad & unfortunate life.
 
2013-01-22 09:56:43 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: I don't see a priest's collar.


Heh, ALL those creeps look like pedos.
 
2013-01-22 09:59:17 PM  
Look up the movie "Chicken Hawk" on Youtube. It interviews several NAMBLA members (movie is from the 90's) and follows them around on a uh "normal" day.

The documentary makers made it as neutral in tone as possible, but unsurprisingly, they come off as creepy as you can imagine it.
 
2013-01-22 09:59:47 PM  
Back when I was working with the public defender's office, the prosecutor and I had a contest during arraignments. He would tell me how many sex offenders there were in the group and I had to pick them out before I talked to them. It's amazing how many of them have "that look."
 
2013-01-22 10:04:05 PM  

FatherChaos: Likes: Possum meat, noodling, dumpster diving, the NRA, and pictures of naked kids.


It's Santa's perverted cousin.
 
2013-01-22 10:07:19 PM  
In Texas age of consent is 17, so I can do Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchez' etc. with any chick who is willing-----BUT---if I take a single topless photo that is kiddie porn.

Miley Cyrus shot a full frontal at 13 and Brooke Shields did the same at 10; in the latter case, her mother put her up to it, yet no one was ever arrested for this.

If any commoner had done the same thing, they'd have thrown us UNDER the friggin' jail, double standard as usual?
 
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2013-01-22 10:09:28 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: miss diminutive: Asa Phelps: 1 count of possessing pornography involving juveniles.

He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.

I've always wondered, what if he had pictures of teenagers on his computer but they were fully clothed or not sexual in nature? Is that considered child pornography?

I would search myself, but I don't want to get flagged so near the date of my impending coup d'état.

OK, I am going to put this out there for some good Fark fodder at my own expense. When I was 14, my dad found pictures of other girls my age I had downloaded. Worst punishment I had ever received. I didn't think I was doing anything criminal or nasty at the time, however, I was not aware of the consequences he might face if an investigation over said images came his way.

I get his concern and the legality of it now, and obviously the pictures were deleted, but what would be everyone's opinions on someone that used that as their defense?


Immediate death without trial!
 
2013-01-22 10:13:21 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: I like to see a pedophile that is even creepier looking than Brian Peppers.

[fc08.deviantart.net image 750x600]


I's like to see anyone that is creepier looking than him. Even the dude with half a head doesn't creep me out as much as that guy does.
 
2013-01-22 10:14:22 PM  

olddinosaur: In Texas age of consent is 17, so I can do Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchez' etc. with any chick who is willing-----BUT---if I take a single topless photo that is kiddie porn.

Miley Cyrus shot a full frontal at 13 and Brooke Shields did the same at 10; in the latter case, her mother put her up to it, yet no one was ever arrested for this.

If any commoner had done the same thing, they'd have thrown us UNDER the friggin' jail, double standard as usual?


Not sure if you can even do that. The guy that "made" 2 girls 1 cup just got 4 years in prison.
 
2013-01-22 10:14:33 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-22 10:14:47 PM  
Computer?

If I was him, I'd hidden my kiddy porn stash in the inpenetrable growth that is my beard.
 
2013-01-22 10:17:23 PM  

miss diminutive: Asa Phelps: 1 count of possessing pornography involving juveniles.

He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.

I've always wondered, what if he had pictures of teenagers on his computer but they were fully clothed or not sexual in nature? Is that considered child pornography?

I would search myself, but I don't want to get flagged so near the date of my impending coup d'état.


As far as the letter of the law goes, child pornography is pornography with children in it: meaning it would be adult porn if the subjects were adults instead. A non-porn image of a child doesn't become child porn because a pedophile possesses it, or because someone thinks it's something a pedophile would like. That said, if someone thinks someone's a pedo they're going to report them, and much unpleasantness could occur long before the technical definition gets mulled over.
 
2013-01-22 10:21:20 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: olddinosaur: In Texas age of consent is 17, so I can do Cleveland Steamers, Dirty Sanchez' etc. with any chick who is willing-----BUT---if I take a single topless photo that is kiddie porn.

Miley Cyrus shot a full frontal at 13 and Brooke Shields did the same at 10; in the latter case, her mother put her up to it, yet no one was ever arrested for this.

If any commoner had done the same thing, they'd have thrown us UNDER the friggin' jail, double standard as usual?

Not sure if you can even do that. The guy that "made" 2 girls 1 cup just got 4 years in prison.


The point here is, if you got a couple million in your pocket, it isn't porn, it is "art."
 
2013-01-22 10:21:37 PM  

GungFu: Computer?

If I was him, I'd hidden my kiddy porn stash in the inpenetrable growth that is my beard.


Your beard is 4chan?
 
2013-01-22 10:28:49 PM  
media.theiapolis.com
 
2013-01-22 10:32:09 PM  
You know, and I'm JUST throwing this out there, there are a LOT of children who need organs - hearts, livers, kidneys, and the occasional pancreas and intestines - and a problem of not having enough motorcyclists and attempted suicides to supply them.

Maybe, just MAYBE, the solution is kiddie diddlers...

I'm JUST saying...YMMV
 
2013-01-22 10:36:36 PM  
Oh come on, not all Richard Stallman impersonators are pedos.
 
2013-01-22 10:38:50 PM  
And sometimes they don't.

I assisted in the Article 32 hearing re: a handsome Air Force pilot who not only had tons of kiddie porn on his PC (little kids - 6 year olds, dude) but made his 11 year old stepdaughter watch it with him. He spent 6 years in prison and is now on the state offender registry. I was so sickened that I destroyed the evidence out of my files when the case was concluded - didn't even want that shiat in a locked file cabinet in my proximity (by the books - no need to keep it). Dude is handsome and charming. He could fool anyone to this day, I'm sure.

I shudder just thinking about him.
 
2013-01-22 10:41:13 PM  

BronyMedic: You know, and I'm JUST throwing this out there, there are a LOT of children who need organs - hearts, livers, kidneys, and the occasional pancreas and intestines - and a problem of not having enough motorcyclists and attempted suicides to supply them.

Maybe, just MAYBE, the solution is kiddie diddlers...

I'm JUST saying...YMMV


Yeah like that idea worked out so well with serial Killers...
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-22 10:43:46 PM  
1 count?

I dont think they had enough people on the job- ...following a multi-agency investigation involving the Attorney General's High Technology Crime Unit, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office, Department of Homeland Security Investigations, Federal Bureau of Investigations, and Gretna Police Department.
 
2013-01-22 10:46:28 PM  

TommyymmoT: 20 years? He would get less time if he actually molested a real child.


Is it right to imprison people for heinous crimes they have not yet committed?

/fascinating read
 
2013-01-22 10:48:53 PM  

AfroX:

1 count?

I dont think they had enough people on the job- ...following a multi-agency investigation involving the Attorney General's High Technology Crime Unit, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office, Department of Homeland Security Investigations, Federal Bureau of Investigations, and Gretna Police Department.


Who'd he piss off to rate all that anyway?
 
2013-01-22 10:49:33 PM  

Nem Wan: miss diminutive: Asa Phelps: 1 count of possessing pornography involving juveniles.

He could have downloaded a single jpg of a 17 year old girl.

I've always wondered, what if he had pictures of teenagers on his computer but they were fully clothed or not sexual in nature? Is that considered child pornography?

I would search myself, but I don't want to get flagged so near the date of my impending coup d'état.

As far as the letter of the law goes, child pornography is pornography with children in it: meaning it would be adult porn if the subjects were adults instead. A non-porn image of a child doesn't become child porn because a pedophile possesses it, or because someone thinks it's something a pedophile would like. That said, if someone thinks someone's a pedo they're going to report them, and much unpleasantness could occur long before the technical definition gets mulled over.


Child porn does not require nudity nor is a picture of a nude child necessarily child porn. Child porn can some times be just a pencil drawing.
 
2013-01-22 10:50:24 PM  
Not at all close to what I expect, subs:

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 10:50:42 PM  
Hubs gets annoyed with me when I say someone has "Molester Face." It's a real thing! They always seem to have plastic-y looking skin and pink virgin-y lips. Smack on some tiny eyes and voila! Molester Face.

Jon Voigt has Molester Face.
 
2013-01-22 10:57:58 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: Not even close, subs:

[img.photobucket.com image 300x125]


Is that Rob Ford?

/suddenly, his passion for coaching high-school football just got darker
 
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