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(Daily Mail)   Woman who had breast surgically removed asks for it to be returned so it can be given a dignified burial. TA TA   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-01-22 09:24:11 PM  
Do coffins come in DD?
 
2013-01-22 09:51:03 PM  
wont someone please think of the swedish boobies
 
2013-01-22 09:55:04 PM  
Breast In Peace
 
2013-01-22 09:55:19 PM  
Was her name Robin? Was it a mournful tit?
 
gja
2013-01-22 10:00:09 PM  

farkplug: Breast In Peace


Oh....welll done sir. Well done indeed.
 
2013-01-22 10:01:37 PM  

gja: farkplug: Breast In Peace

Oh....welll done sir. Well done indeed.


*golf clap*
 
2013-01-22 10:07:50 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: Was her name Robin? Was it a mournful tit?


i46.tinypic.com

"I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."
 
2013-01-22 10:11:54 PM  
She should have it stuffed and mounted for her mantle instead.
 
2013-01-22 10:12:25 PM  
It depends on how religious you are. I understand that popes are buried with any organs they might have shed through their lives for scriptural reasons. Not in canopic jars I would guess.
 
2013-01-22 10:14:28 PM  
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
 
2013-01-22 10:24:09 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: It depends on how religious you are. I understand that popes are buried with any organs they might have shed through their lives for scriptural reasons. Not in canopic jars I would guess.


They shed organs for scriptural reasons? It's a different religion from ours. I think.
 
2013-01-22 10:25:30 PM  
Why not? Some auto repair shops return replaced parts to the customer.
 
2013-01-22 10:29:20 PM  
Those are LIVING CELLS.
Every time you have surgery, or even scratch an itch, you are killing living cells.
YOU ARE TAKING A LIFE!!
Is not every life sacred??
 
2013-01-22 10:38:58 PM  
Seems reasonable. The common reason for breas removal (as opposed to reduction) is to get rid of cancer. Burying the breast might help her to move past what was possibly a very scary portion of her life.

That or she's trying to make zombie boobs.
 
2013-01-22 10:41:46 PM  
Makes sense. I bury my poop at sea.
 
2013-01-22 10:44:34 PM  

lenfromak: JasonOfOrillia: It depends on how religious you are. I understand that popes are buried with any organs they might have shed through their lives for scriptural reasons. Not in canopic jars I would guess.

They shed organs for scriptural reasons? It's a different religion from ours. I think.


You must be drunker than I am.
 
2013-01-22 10:44:46 PM  
Some mammaries are best forgotten
 
2013-01-22 10:50:04 PM  
There is a Mitzvah / מצוה to bury the dead body in its entirety including all the limbs and blood. If some of the limbs were severed and left unburied, the Mitzvah of burial is not fulfilled, as ruled in the Jerusalem Talmud, Tractate Nazir 33a. The bloodstained clothes of the deceased must also be buried with the body. If limbs were amputated during one's lifetime, they must be cleaned and buried. No burial rites or observance of mourning is required for the burial of limbs. However, some Sephardim have a custom to preserve an amputated limb until the time of death and then bury it with the rest of the body.
 
2013-01-22 10:50:54 PM  
And another disadvantaged school has one fewer Spaldeen.
 
2013-01-22 11:07:42 PM  

SpdrJay: She should have it stuffed and mounted for her mantle instead.


I'd have mine bronzed and decorated with LED lights.
 
2013-01-22 11:08:14 PM  
I wonder if they gave her a tat in return?
 
2013-01-22 11:11:20 PM  
Maybe the neighborhood kids could use it for second base?
 
2013-01-22 11:11:48 PM  
I find it a bit weird that I can ask my mechanic to see the parts that he's fixing, but the surgeon won't even snap me a picture of my spleen. And total no-go on taking anything home (unlike this woman, I got a flat "you can't have it"). I don't think it's too much to ask for at least a picture, although nothing of the face. Passed-out patient is probably not my best look.
 
2013-01-22 11:12:42 PM  
I don't buy her story. Her husband has it on his nightstand.
 
2013-01-22 11:15:00 PM  
Look on the bright side: her bra will always be half full.
 
2013-01-22 11:20:14 PM  
Boob voyage!

/Had a double mastectomy; can't help myself with the jokes.
 
2013-01-22 11:25:13 PM  
This is why I keep all my scabs, toenails, and hair trimmings in jars close by. Gotta bury it all in one place or it doesn't count.
 
2013-01-22 11:26:13 PM  
Could I purchase that? Portable titty - great marketing concept!
 
2013-01-22 11:30:33 PM  

Aidan: I find it a bit weird that I can ask my mechanic to see the parts that he's fixing, but the surgeon won't even snap me a picture of my spleen. And total no-go on taking anything home (unlike this woman, I got a flat "you can't have it"). I don't think it's too much to ask for at least a picture, although nothing of the face. Passed-out patient is probably not my best look.


The mechanic isn't turning car parts into hospital food.
 
2013-01-22 11:42:55 PM  

another cultural observer: Aidan: I find it a bit weird that I can ask my mechanic to see the parts that he's fixing, but the surgeon won't even snap me a picture of my spleen. And total no-go on taking anything home (unlike this woman, I got a flat "you can't have it"). I don't think it's too much to ask for at least a picture, although nothing of the face. Passed-out patient is probably not my best look.

The mechanic isn't turning car parts into hospital food.


Magnificent bastard!
 
2013-01-22 11:50:27 PM  

Jumpin Jbot: Shady_Short_Busser: Was her name Robin? Was it a mournful tit?



"I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral."


"Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball - just sad. Dammit, she has gloomy tits!"
 
2013-01-22 11:53:25 PM  
A bit of tanning and stitching and she can turn it into the ball of her paddle ball set.
 
2013-01-22 11:55:50 PM  
Do they save stuff like that anyway?
 
2013-01-23 12:03:45 AM  
No other accolades? SUBBY YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT! (Read it again, think about it).
 
2013-01-23 12:04:28 AM  
It's better to bury the boob than have her go tits up.
 
2013-01-23 12:05:18 AM  

nosferatublue: This is why I keep all my scabs, toenails, and hair trimmings in jars close by. Gotta bury it all in one place or it doesn't count.


Dinner?
 
2013-01-23 12:06:25 AM  

ChopperCharles: There is a Mitzvah / מצוה to bury the dead body in its entirety including all the limbs and blood. If some of the limbs were severed and left unburied, the Mitzvah of burial is not fulfilled, as ruled in the Jerusalem Talmud, Tractate Nazir 33a. The bloodstained clothes of the deceased must also be buried with the body. If limbs were amputated during one's lifetime, they must be cleaned and buried. No burial rites or observance of mourning is required for the burial of limbs. However, some Sephardim have a custom to preserve an amputated limb until the time of death and then bury it with the rest of the body.


[ ] Smart [ x ] Funny
 
2013-01-23 12:11:00 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

/oblig
 
2013-01-23 12:18:46 AM  

crabsno termites: No other accolades? SUBBY YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT! (Read it again, think about it).


Unless you're just really excited about the "tata" reference at the end there, I don't think I get why this joke is so magnificent. Enlighten me?
 
2013-01-23 12:18:52 AM  

crabsno termites: Could I purchase that? Portable titty - great marketing concept!


Grope on a Rope?
 
2013-01-23 12:27:12 AM  
I had a golfball-sized sebaceous cyst cut out of my back a few years ago.

Seeing it sitting on the pan after, all stinky and oozing keratin, made me want to get a big sledgehammer and just whack it something fierce and splatter yellow goop all over the operating room.

I know it's bad and I should feel bad, but this story made me want to share my own tale with all of you.
 
2013-01-23 12:36:03 AM  

Thats_right_ALL_the_tea: crabsno termites: No other accolades? SUBBY YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT! (Read it again, think about it).

Unless you're just really excited about the "tata" reference at the end there, I don't think I get why this joke is so magnificent. Enlighten me?


The TaTa reference excited me.

/Gay? Most guys like titty references.
 
2013-01-23 12:40:44 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: It depends on how religious you are. I understand that popes are buried with any organs they might have shed through their lives for scriptural reasons. Not in canopic jars I would guess.


even their foreskins?
 
2013-01-23 12:57:11 AM  
So she went tit up then?
 
2013-01-23 12:58:11 AM  

Happy Hours: even their foreskins


Breaded and deep fried? Yuuummm!
 
2013-01-23 01:06:04 AM  

Begoggle: Those are LIVING CELLS.
Every time you have surgery, or even scratch an itch, you are killing living cells.
YOU ARE TAKING A LIFE!!
Is not every life sacred??


I've heard every sperm is.
 
2013-01-23 02:13:34 AM  
And yet they wouldn't give me my colon to store in a pickle jar on my mantle. /true story
 
2013-01-23 02:23:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Begoggle: Those are LIVING CELLS.
Every time you have surgery, or even scratch an itch, you are killing living cells.
YOU ARE TAKING A LIFE!!
Is not every life sacred??

I've heard every sperm is.


Plenty of T-shirt designs that go along the line of "Thousands of your potential childrens died on your daughter's face last night"
 
2013-01-23 02:26:36 AM  

kazikian: And yet they wouldn't give me my colon to store in a pickle jar on my mantle. /true story


You didn't holler loudly enough. It's yours, they had no legal basis to deny it to you.
 
2013-01-23 02:52:45 AM  
Why no one respond to my comment about "portable titties"?
 
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