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(Yahoo)   My name is Inigo Montoya. You ruined my flight. Prepare to die   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-22 09:12:58 PM
28 votes:
I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.
2013-01-22 09:11:25 PM
6 votes:
That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.
2013-01-22 08:20:10 PM
5 votes:
INCONCEIVABLE!
2013-01-22 09:25:24 PM
4 votes:

ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.


STOP SAYING THAT!
2013-01-22 09:24:36 PM
4 votes:

fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.


Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.
2013-01-22 09:22:15 PM
4 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?
2013-01-22 09:18:13 PM
4 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.
2013-01-22 09:41:23 PM
3 votes:
The moron who was "threatened" by this t-shirt should be banned from that airline for life. "Sorry, we require our passengers to be smarter than a fence post."
2013-01-22 09:24:12 PM
3 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?


Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.
2013-01-22 09:15:57 PM
3 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Does your wife get a bonus finger when you give her the shocker?
2013-01-22 09:09:00 PM
3 votes:
Welcome to 2013, where people who want to kill you wear shirts advertising that fact.....or people are completely unhinged from reality. One or the other.
2013-01-22 09:34:38 PM
2 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?


I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.
2013-01-22 09:32:04 PM
2 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.


And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?
2013-01-22 09:29:46 PM
2 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?


He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.
2013-01-22 09:23:28 PM
2 votes:
Call the Brute Squad.
2013-01-22 09:19:45 PM
2 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Combining the username and the comment...
assets0.ordienetworks.com
2013-01-22 09:19:41 PM
2 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Does your wife get a bonus finger when you give her the shocker?


Only when I use my right hand. And let us not venture into what I like to refer to as her "Pit of Despair."
2013-01-22 09:12:40 PM
2 votes:
Asked to remove your shirt? As you wish.

www.entertainmentearth.com
2013-01-23 02:29:27 AM
1 votes:
We're avoiding the elephant on the plane here: Somebody on that flight had obviously killed someone's father.
2013-01-22 10:59:55 PM
1 votes:

dmax: Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."


Bullshiat. I read it years before the movie was a glimmer in Rob Reiner's eye. And it was glorious then and nothing could top it. And then I saw the movie they made of it.

Let me explain. No, is too much,. Let me sum up.
2013-01-22 10:23:48 PM
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: lohphat: AND THE HOOOOOOMMMMMEEE OF THEEEE BRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!

/we are a bunch of cowards shiatting ourselves into the dustbin of history

He was flying from Sydney, Australia to Auckland, New Zealand. Your comment seems to imply that this man's experience involved the U.S., which it didn't.


Or ...
i.imgur.com
2013-01-22 10:00:21 PM
1 votes:

jtown: The_Six_Fingered_Man: ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.

STOP SAYING THAT!

What word?


Humperdink! Humperdink!! HUMPERDINK!!!

I'M NOT LISTENING!!!
2013-01-22 09:47:23 PM
1 votes:

jtown: The_Six_Fingered_Man: ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.

STOP SAYING THAT!

What word?


Stop it right now! I mean it!
2013-01-22 09:42:52 PM
1 votes:

dennysgod: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x330]

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.


I own that shirt. Wore it in Vegas one year. Everybody kept telling me to take my name tag off because it was night and the convention was over.
2013-01-22 09:37:00 PM
1 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.


Hmmm... shiat.
Try side tracking him with Claire Daines, and change your name to Abu Nazzir. I guarantee you this plan can't fail. You'll never have to worry about him looking for you again.
2013-01-22 09:28:37 PM
1 votes:
Does this mean no one wanted a peanut?
2013-01-22 09:27:43 PM
1 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.


Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?
2013-01-22 09:24:02 PM
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: untaken_name: Welcome to 2013, where people who want to kill you wear shirts advertising that fact.....or people are completely unhinged from reality. One or the other.

To be fair, this story is from New Zealand, where everything wants to kill you. Maybe they just needed a 15 minute break from horrifying spiders and fish that lay eggs in your man basket.


You're thinking of Austria.
 
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