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(Yahoo)   My name is Inigo Montoya. You ruined my flight. Prepare to die   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 17
    More: Stupid, Inigo Montoya, Mandy Patinkin, stuff, flights, Wynand Mullins  
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14683 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2013 at 9:06 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-22 09:12:58 PM  
6 votes:
I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.
2013-01-22 09:41:23 PM  
3 votes:
The moron who was "threatened" by this t-shirt should be banned from that airline for life. "Sorry, we require our passengers to be smarter than a fence post."
2013-01-22 09:22:15 PM  
3 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?
2013-01-22 08:20:10 PM  
3 votes:
INCONCEIVABLE!
2013-01-22 09:50:40 PM  
2 votes:
Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."
2013-01-22 09:11:25 PM  
2 votes:
That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.
2013-01-23 02:29:27 AM  
1 votes:
We're avoiding the elephant on the plane here: Somebody on that flight had obviously killed someone's father.
2013-01-22 11:11:03 PM  
1 votes:

dmax: arashinogarou: dmax: Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."

Lies!! It was written by S. Morgenstern, it says so right at the beginning of the movie! Why must you persist these shameful internet lies??


/you can call me Shirley

Sigh. It says it at the beginning of the BOOK. And, those of us who also enjoy S. Morgenstern's writings will have a copy of "The Silent Gondoliers." Like I do.


Sigh, indeed. Sarcasm seems to escape you...

/"You can call me Shirley" as in "I'm not serious"...oh fark it.
2013-01-22 09:44:01 PM  
1 votes:

dennysgod: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x330]

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.


BWA HA HA

Seriously though, in a sane world the person who complained would told to fark themselves.

Democracy is about the tyrrany of the majority. One person complaining on a flight of hundreds? Who cares about that one person.

America is all about ignoring the minority for the greater good. Not ignoring minorities, as the MAJORITY of all people agree that's wrong, but ignoring the one soccer mom who whines in support of the many people who don't. At least it was. The anti-smoking movement changed all that (or was a symptom of the cancer) and now we make most people unhappy to appease the few. It's a farked up way to live.
2013-01-22 09:34:38 PM  
1 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?


I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.
2013-01-22 09:27:43 PM  
1 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.


Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?
2013-01-22 09:25:24 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.


STOP SAYING THAT!
2013-01-22 09:24:36 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.


Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.
2013-01-22 09:23:28 PM  
1 votes:
Call the Brute Squad.
2013-01-22 09:19:45 PM  
1 votes:

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Combining the username and the comment...
assets0.ordienetworks.com
2013-01-22 09:09:05 PM  
1 votes:
Done in one.
2013-01-22 09:09:00 PM  
1 votes:
Welcome to 2013, where people who want to kill you wear shirts advertising that fact.....or people are completely unhinged from reality. One or the other.
 
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