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2013-01-22 08:20:10 PM  
INCONCEIVABLE!
 
2013-01-22 09:09:00 PM  
Welcome to 2013, where people who want to kill you wear shirts advertising that fact.....or people are completely unhinged from reality. One or the other.
 
2013-01-22 09:09:05 PM  
Done in one.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-22 09:10:59 PM  
He was flying Qantas?

His flight was already ruined.
 
2013-01-22 09:11:25 PM  
That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-01-22 09:12:40 PM  
Asked to remove your shirt? As you wish.

www.entertainmentearth.com
 
2013-01-22 09:12:58 PM  
I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.
 
2013-01-22 09:14:15 PM  

untaken_name: Welcome to 2013, where people who want to kill you wear shirts advertising that fact.....or people are completely unhinged from reality. One or the other.


To be fair, this story is from New Zealand, where everything wants to kill you. Maybe they just needed a 15 minute break from horrifying spiders and fish that lay eggs in your man basket.
 
2013-01-22 09:15:57 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Does your wife get a bonus finger when you give her the shocker?
 
2013-01-22 09:18:13 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.
 
2013-01-22 09:19:12 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Winner winner chicken dinner
 
2013-01-22 09:19:41 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Does your wife get a bonus finger when you give her the shocker?


Only when I use my right hand. And let us not venture into what I like to refer to as her "Pit of Despair."
 
2013-01-22 09:19:45 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Combining the username and the comment...
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-01-22 09:21:50 PM  
img51.imageshack.us 

god I hate the image size requirements...

/I am both the smartest and stupidest person I know
 
2013-01-22 09:22:15 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.


Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?
 
2013-01-22 09:23:28 PM  
Call the Brute Squad.
 
2013-01-22 09:24:02 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: untaken_name: Welcome to 2013, where people who want to kill you wear shirts advertising that fact.....or people are completely unhinged from reality. One or the other.

To be fair, this story is from New Zealand, where everything wants to kill you. Maybe they just needed a 15 minute break from horrifying spiders and fish that lay eggs in your man basket.


You're thinking of Austria.
 
2013-01-22 09:24:12 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?


Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.
 
2013-01-22 09:24:36 PM  

fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.


Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.
 
2013-01-22 09:25:24 PM  

ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.


STOP SAYING THAT!
 
2013-01-22 09:26:20 PM  
AND THE HOOOOOOMMMMMEEE OF THEEEE BRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!

/we are a bunch of cowards shiatting ourselves into the dustbin of history
 
2013-01-22 09:27:43 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.


Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?
 
2013-01-22 09:28:37 PM  
Does this mean no one wanted a peanut?
 
2013-01-22 09:29:14 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.

STOP SAYING THAT!


What word?
 
2013-01-22 09:29:46 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?


He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.
 
2013-01-22 09:30:07 PM  

lohphat: AND THE HOOOOOOMMMMMEEE OF THEEEE BRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!

/we are a bunch of cowards shiatting ourselves into the dustbin of history


New Zealand?
 
2013-01-22 09:32:04 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.


And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?
 
2013-01-22 09:32:07 PM  

lohphat: AND THE HOOOOOOMMMMMEEE OF THEEEE BRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!

/we are a bunch of cowards shiatting ourselves into the dustbin of history


While you're not exactly wrong, this particular case of jackassery happened in New Zealand. Home of the kiwi.
 
2013-01-22 09:33:57 PM  

lohphat: AND THE HOOOOOOMMMMMEEE OF THEEEE BRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!

/we are a bunch of cowards shiatting ourselves into the dustbin of history


He was flying from Sydney, Australia to Auckland, New Zealand. Your comment seems to imply that this man's experience involved the U.S., which it didn't.
 
2013-01-22 09:34:38 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?


I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.
 
2013-01-22 09:37:00 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.


Hmmm... shiat.
Try side tracking him with Claire Daines, and change your name to Abu Nazzir. I guarantee you this plan can't fail. You'll never have to worry about him looking for you again.
 
2013-01-22 09:41:23 PM  
The moron who was "threatened" by this t-shirt should be banned from that airline for life. "Sorry, we require our passengers to be smarter than a fence post."
 
2013-01-22 09:42:52 PM  

dennysgod: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x330]

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.


I own that shirt. Wore it in Vegas one year. Everybody kept telling me to take my name tag off because it was night and the convention was over.
 
2013-01-22 09:44:01 PM  

dennysgod: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x330]

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.


BWA HA HA

Seriously though, in a sane world the person who complained would told to fark themselves.

Democracy is about the tyrrany of the majority. One person complaining on a flight of hundreds? Who cares about that one person.

America is all about ignoring the minority for the greater good. Not ignoring minorities, as the MAJORITY of all people agree that's wrong, but ignoring the one soccer mom who whines in support of the many people who don't. At least it was. The anti-smoking movement changed all that (or was a symptom of the cancer) and now we make most people unhappy to appease the few. It's a farked up way to live.
 
2013-01-22 09:46:49 PM  

doglover: The anti-smoking movement changed all that (or was a symptom of the cancer) and now we make most people unhappy to appease the few.


Most people are smart enough not to smoke.
 
2013-01-22 09:47:23 PM  

jtown: The_Six_Fingered_Man: ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.

STOP SAYING THAT!

What word?


Stop it right now! I mean it!
 
2013-01-22 09:49:59 PM  

jaytkay: doglover: The anti-smoking movement changed all that (or was a symptom of the cancer) and now we make most people unhappy to appease the few.

Most people are smart enough not to smoke.


No, they're not.

Hence the minority of people had to get laws passed to keep people from smoking, because most people would still be smoking in public otherwise.
 
2013-01-22 09:50:40 PM  
Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."
 
2013-01-22 10:00:21 PM  

jtown: The_Six_Fingered_Man: ciberido: fusillade762: That t-shirt... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Simple test.

1) Did you kill Inigo Montoya's father? If yes, goto 2. If no, you're safe.
2) Do you have six fingers on your right hand? If yes, goto 3. If no, you're safe.
3) Prepare to die.

STOP SAYING THAT!

What word?


Humperdink! Humperdink!! HUMPERDINK!!!

I'M NOT LISTENING!!!
 
2013-01-22 10:19:36 PM  
No more rhyming now! I mean it!
 
2013-01-22 10:20:59 PM  
i47.photobucket.com

i deliberately chose this subtle colour combo

not going to bother testing it on any power tripping door biatches
 
2013-01-22 10:23:48 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: lohphat: AND THE HOOOOOOMMMMMEEE OF THEEEE BRAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!

/we are a bunch of cowards shiatting ourselves into the dustbin of history

He was flying from Sydney, Australia to Auckland, New Zealand. Your comment seems to imply that this man's experience involved the U.S., which it didn't.


Or ...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 10:25:17 PM  
Tell the skybiatch to suck it.
 
2013-01-22 10:25:59 PM  

dennysgod: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x330]

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.


I wore that shirt in Vegas last week. Several people asked if that was my real name.
/facepalm

//Of course I've had far more people ask me where the could get one.
///Had a dealer look at the shirt and say "Stop saying that!"
 
2013-01-22 10:27:24 PM  

doglover: jaytkay: doglover: The anti-smoking movement changed all that (or was a symptom of the cancer) and now we make most people unhappy to appease the few.

Most people are smart enough not to smoke.

No, they're not.

Hence the minority of people had to get laws passed to keep people from smoking, because most people would still be smoking in public otherwise.


And now there coming after our GUNS!
 
2013-01-22 10:28:10 PM  

bingethinker: The moron who was "threatened" by this t-shirt should be banned from that airline for life. "Sorry, we require our passengers to be smarter than a fence post."


Banned?

You're merciful. I would say "You've been sentenced to execution for waste of oxygen. Please report to a suicide booth within a week."
 
2013-01-22 10:29:41 PM  
It's a good thing they made him change shirts so as to render him powerless to carry out his advertised scheme... or render the flight attendant and complaining passenger brainless... which was more likely the case.

dmax: Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).


Well, not the very last surprise at the very very end of the book.
 
2013-01-22 10:50:06 PM  

dennysgod: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 385x330]

Probably the shirt in question...very intimidating.

/I'm so scared.


/I own that shirt. but i'm not dumb enough to wear it on a plane...
 
2013-01-22 10:51:48 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would really appreciate not hearing about that little Spanish brat all the time.

Well, you killed his father. How much sympathy do you expect?

Look. That sword was not worth what he wanted. So I slashed him through the heart. Anyone in my place would have done the same.

I still say 20 years is a long time to hold a grudge.

Listen, I want to believe you I really do. You sound like an upstanding sorta guy. But you see, the problem is the sword is still being used. It may even be an ironic plot device, it was a pretty nice sword, neh? Are you sure you weren't just being cheap?

He wanted 10 times the agreed upon price. I said Caveat Emptor and cut out his heart. It's the Florin way.

And just look where that got you. Have you considered trying to pay the kid the money you *should* have paid his dad?

I offered. All that I had and more. He just whined about his dead daddy.


He wants his father back you son of a biatch
 
2013-01-22 10:55:16 PM  

dmax: Please, everyone, go read the book. It's three times cooler than the movie (except you already know the big surprises).

William Goldman is no slouch. Princess Bride, Marathon Man, Magic, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Adventures in the Screen Trade - and many many more. He's worth the couple of hours curled up in a comfortable chair with classic tales of true love and high adventure.

But what about The Princess Bride? "It is my favorite book in all the world, although I have never read it..."


Lies!! It was written by S. Morgenstern, it says so right at the beginning of the movie! Why must you persist these shameful internet lies??


/you can call me Shirley
 
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