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(KPTV Portland)   ♫ It was a raspberry puree... the kind you find out on I-84... ♫   (kptv.com) divider line 52
    More: Fail, freezing rain, KPTV, Ohio Department of Transportation, off-ramp  
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2013-01-23 11:32:13 AM  
Mildly amused.....
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-23 03:27:17 PM  
Bravo subby!
 
2013-01-23 03:27:21 PM  
They'll be talking about the big wreck for the next 50 years

/small town big news
 
2013-01-23 03:28:21 PM  

phlegmmo: Mildly amused.....
[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x400]


I honestly didn't make the connection until you posted that. Now I have an ear-worm.

Could be worse. A lot worse.
 
2013-01-23 03:28:35 PM  
was it caused by a little red corvette?
 
2013-01-23 03:29:49 PM  
Purple Lane, Purple Lane
 
2013-01-23 03:30:11 PM  
Sir! I-84 has been JAMMED!!!
 
2013-01-23 03:30:30 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: They'll be talking about the big wreck for the next 50 years

/small town big news


i am about 1/4 mile from i-84

haven't heard anything about it

/doesn't get out much
//it's raining again
 
2013-01-23 03:31:02 PM  

LeroyBourne: Sir! I-84 has been JAMMED!!!


LONESTAR!
 
2013-01-23 03:31:25 PM  
Nothin' compares 2 red goo!
 
2013-01-23 03:33:51 PM  
i1357.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-23 03:34:32 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
Well done, subby.
 
2013-01-23 03:35:15 PM  
U just had 2 get that song stuck in my head.
 
2013-01-23 03:35:21 PM  
Officers said the truck was carrying raspberry puree in large, open-top totes.

So it was destined for the bottom of yogurt cups, where you can't tell the difference?

/srsly
//why would you do that?
 
2013-01-23 03:36:17 PM  
i1357.photobucket.com

shiat!
 
2013-01-23 03:37:05 PM  

Officers said the truck was carrying raspberry puree in large, open-top totes.


Totes? Cray cray.


very sorry
 
2013-01-23 03:38:28 PM  

spice trader: [i1357.photobucket.com image 272x204]


There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.
 
2013-01-23 03:38:53 PM  
 
2013-01-23 03:40:17 PM  

inner ted: Smeggy Smurf: They'll be talking about the big wreck for the next 50 years

/small town big news

i am about 1/4 mile from i-84

haven't heard anything about it

/doesn't get out much
//it's raining again


Don't confuse the issue with facts. This is Fark for FSM's sake
 
2013-01-23 03:48:17 PM  
good jorb subby
 
2013-01-23 03:50:05 PM  
Raspberry puree
And if it was warm, it would smell much more
Raspberry puree
I think I love you subby
 
2013-01-23 03:52:04 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: They'll be talking about the big wreck for the next 50 years

/small town big news


Maybe you'll hear about it from a man on the bus as it goes up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania.

/"Boy, it sure must have been somethin'"
//"Just imagine"
///surely not obscure
 
2013-01-23 03:54:09 PM  
 
2013-01-23 03:54:27 PM  
when in the road, you couldn't drive much more

Cheers, subs.
 
2013-01-23 03:56:45 PM  
Formerly known as a truck driver.
 
2013-01-23 04:00:50 PM  
Police tell Fox 12 that the crash happened down by old man Johnson's farm.

/BTW, this could be a HOTY candidate!
 
2013-01-23 04:28:10 PM  
I voted for this yesterday--wasn't it red?

Good jorb, sweet Prince.
 
2013-01-23 04:58:51 PM  
I'm just glad you didnt get Tom Jones/Art of Noise's version of Prince's 'Kiss' (pops) stuck in my head.
 
2013-01-23 05:00:49 PM  

doyner: I voted for this yesterday--wasn't it red?

Good jorb, sweet Prince.


Yep, it was red for 24 hours, but kept getting voted up.  Posting the pic of Prince may have jogged someone's memory.
 
2013-01-23 05:22:13 PM  

phlegmmo: Posting the pic of Prince may have jogged someone's memory.


It's comforting to know that Fark's highest-quality headlines rely on having the cultural knowledge and mental acumen of a turnip.
 
2013-01-23 05:27:47 PM  
You know, I had almost every Prince album, including the one this was on. It sure as hell was no Purple Rain.
 
2013-01-23 05:45:25 PM  

James F. Campbell: It's comforting to know that Fark's highest-quality headlines rely on having the cultural knowledge and mental acumen of a turnip.


Perhaps that would be a good addition to the FARK banner.
 
2013-01-23 06:00:12 PM  

James F. Campbell: phlegmmo: Posting the pic of Prince may have jogged someone's memory.

It's comforting to know that Fark's highest-quality headlines rely on having the cultural knowledge and mental acumen of a turnip.


"mental acumen" isnt really a correct phrase. acumen really has a specified realm like science or sports. 'mental' acumen is redundant as all acumen involve intelligence of something, unless you meant acumen of the mind like psychiatry or neuroscience (which im guessing you didn't). "having the pop cultural acumen of a turnip" would be a correct usage.

but it's funny to see people insult others intelligence (the greenlighters, not phlegmmo) by trying to use lofty words incorrectly.

/feeling pedantic and snarky
 
2013-01-23 06:28:27 PM  

The Flexecutioner: "mental acumen" isnt really a correct phrase. acumen really has a specified realm like science or sports. 'mental' acumen is redundant as all acumen involve intelligence of something, unless you meant acumen of the mind like psychiatry or neuroscience (which im guessing you didn't). "having the pop cultural acumen of a turnip" would be a correct usage.

but it's funny to see people insult others intelligence (the greenlighters, not phlegmmo) by trying to use lofty words incorrectly.

/feeling pedantic and snarky


I stand, corrected.
 
2013-01-23 06:57:21 PM  
I upvoted this thread yesterday!

Glad to see you get this greened, subby...

... you know, as opposed to being a LITTLE REDLIT THREAD!

...

The Prince jokes don't come across well in text all of the time, I find.
 
2013-01-23 07:15:21 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... you know, as opposed to being a LITTLE REDLIT THREAD!


TMLO, I would die for you.
 
2013-01-23 07:18:48 PM  
doyner, we can eat our dinner in a fancy restaurant.

(He wrote it, so it's applicable here.)
 
2013-01-23 07:19:37 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:
The Prince jokes don't come across well in text all of the time, I find.


I have a different thesis. Nothing is obscure on Fark except all the stuff the mods have never heard of before.
 
2013-01-23 07:27:41 PM  

worlddan: I have a different thesis. Nothing is obscure on Fark except all the stuff the mods have never heard of before.


The powers that be have greenlit at least one thread pertaining to the Great Googly Moogly Snickers commercial, so that's good enough for me.
 
2013-01-23 07:32:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Prince jokes don't come across well in text all of the time, I find.


Sometimes they make my computer blue.
 
2013-01-23 07:38:53 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: doyner, we can eat our dinner in a fancy restaurant.

(He wrote it, so it's applicable here.)


I never want to be your...part-time Farker.
 
2013-01-23 07:44:29 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Sometimes they make my computer blue.


doyner: I never want to be your...part-time Farker.


OH NO LET'S GO
 
2013-01-23 07:51:43 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Primitive Screwhead: Sometimes they make my computer blue.

doyner: I never want to be your...part-time Farker.

OH NO LET'S GO


You got the horn so why don't you blow it?

Wait...What?
 
2013-01-23 07:56:25 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Primitive Screwhead: Sometimes they make my computer blue.

doyner: I never want to be your...part-time Farker.

OH NO LET'S GO


i36.photobucket.com

More gifs here
 
2013-01-23 08:07:28 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: i36.photobucket.com


HAHAHAHAH, YES :D


doyner: You got the horn so why don't you blow it?

Wait...What?


Clearly, this thread is a sign o' the times.
 
2013-01-23 08:32:03 PM  
aight... that was good.
 
2013-01-23 08:45:30 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Primitive Screwhead: i36.photobucket.com

HAHAHAHAH, YES :D


doyner: You got the horn so why don't you blow it?

Wait...What?

Clearly, this thread is a sign o' the times.


I think I'm done masturbating to this Fark thread, darling TMLO.
 
2013-01-23 10:19:01 PM  
Oh come on!

Not clear what caused the crash? The truck was driving very slowly? No one was hurt?

I think the police need to investigate the likelihood that subby staged the spill just to submit this headline.
 
2013-01-24 05:41:51 AM  
Were the berries grown on old man Johnsons farm?
 
2013-01-24 09:01:27 AM  
Wendy?
Yes Lisa?
Is the puree warm enough?
Yes Lisa.
Shall we begin?
Yes Lisa...

/And ... My Revolution loving brain will be in my bunk with that image...
 
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