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2013-01-22 06:55:57 PM  
9 votes:
When I was in elementary school, the teachers used to call me "The Boy With Three Long Legs". The pain never goes away.
2013-01-22 06:06:15 PM  
9 votes:
Admit it - you clicked this link because you wanted to see a 13-year-old with big boobs.  Now go have seat right over there.
2013-01-22 08:45:30 PM  
6 votes:
KawaiiNot: Stop noticing how pretty I am and how big my boobs are! Stop paying attention to me for the things that have captivated men since the dawn of time! I'm going to keep reminding you how pretty and successful and well-endowed I am until you stop noticing! Hey, I mean it, these giant boobs are just awful and--hey, are you paying attention to me? Why won't anyone believe me when I say I don't use them to get attention?

stickerheads.com
2013-01-22 09:59:37 PM  
5 votes:
I sincerely empathize with KawaiiNot.
I'm 6'-3", tan, muscular and have wavy chestnut hair framing my chiseled jawline.
I'm athletic, well-hung and well-connected. I drive a Porsche, and have exquisite teeth. Women throw themselves at me, and other men want to be me. I am an equestrian and monied.

How I wish I were Joe Six-Pack with a beer-gut and a warrant for my arrest. I long for the comforts of a double-wide and an alcohol problem. The absence of teeth and hair would save me hours of primping per day, and a small penis would finally rid me of the scourge of beauty queen attention.

Alas, I can only hope that I may finally put to rest the myth that fabulous wealth, glorious looks, and the constant bedding of Victoria Secret models is in any way a "charmed" life
2013-01-22 07:16:19 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-22 07:13:40 PM  
5 votes:
For the sake of clarification, could all of the 'early blooming big-boobed' females in this thread confirm that they were not just, in fact, fat? My White Knight Rescue Van fantasies do not include tubbos.
2013-01-22 06:43:55 PM  
5 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


A "No Period Woman" is a man's unicorn.
2013-01-22 07:10:55 PM  
4 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14


You have obviously never been married. I say the meanest a female gets is between 18 and dead.
2013-01-22 08:15:08 PM  
3 votes:

KawaiiNot: liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.

Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!


I didn't say I knew you were, I said that is what it sounded like.

You seem extremely bitter about a feature that most find very attractive. Most people I know like that are people who blame that feature when their problems with their body come form somewhere else. recognize it makes it harder to find the right clothes, that it causes back problems, etc, but the way you are ranting and attacking you sound like a fat chick who likes to pretend it is her boobs that cause her problems and that girls don't like her because of them, not how she acts.

But this is fark and I am some guy in the internet, so don't let it get you down chubbs.
2013-01-22 07:14:34 PM  
3 votes:
Hey I'm a woman on the Internet and I make a big deal about pointing out how huge my boobs are but no I won't post pics and you're a pig for asking.
2013-01-22 06:58:27 PM  
3 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner thatthan a girl between the age of 12-148-168

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2013-01-22 06:57:13 PM  
3 votes:
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
From Missouri With Love
2013-01-22 06:54:18 PM  
3 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meanersexier that a girl between the age of 12-14


t1.gstatic.com
2013-01-22 05:40:38 PM  
3 votes:
openclipart.org

I'll be the judge of that!
2013-01-22 11:00:12 PM  
2 votes:
I clicked the profile of every slut in this thread that mentioned their breasts. Most of you whores don't have any pics. Seriously, WTF?
2013-01-22 08:53:22 PM  
2 votes:

KawaiiNot: I think you are mixing apples and oranges melons.


FTFY
2013-01-22 07:16:25 PM  
2 votes:

KawaiiNot: .

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


Big boobs and you buy your own drinks?
You sound fat.

/I keed, I keed.
2013-01-22 07:11:00 PM  
2 votes:

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?


EmmaLou: I had experiences like that. Early to mid 90s, though. I guess those boys are now administrators.


That's all very sad, but it should be pointed out that part of recovering from such experiences is to celebrate the things that set you apart from others.  That way you can have the last laugh on those who taunted you.  And, of course, one good way to do would be to post pics of your large boobs in a public internet forum of some sort, and bask in the adulation you'll sure receive.  You owe it to yourselves!

I'm just trying to help.
2013-01-22 07:05:36 PM  
2 votes:

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


When was the last time you paid for a drink?
2013-01-22 07:01:13 PM  
2 votes:
This thread is udderly ridiculous.
2013-01-22 06:58:40 PM  
2 votes:
Later, when the girl shoots up the school, everyone will blame the guns.
2013-01-22 06:46:41 PM  
2 votes:

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?


Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.
2013-01-23 10:28:31 PM  
1 votes:

Moonfisher: OgreMagi: Moonfisher: I had 34D in middle school. The girls were utterly ruthless to me. The boys, otoh, made off-color but generally friendly comments. One guy used to offer me money to jump up and down. So I started hanging out with dudes and never looked back.

So that's how a stripper career gets started. The more you know.

HA! I never took the money, but I appreciated the snark. That's how D&D-playing dorks gained access to a real female and one of them ended up marrying her.


you sound fat
2013-01-23 06:36:14 PM  
1 votes:

Moonfisher: I had 34D in middle school. The girls were utterly ruthless to me. The boys, otoh, made off-color but generally friendly comments. One guy used to offer me money to jump up and down. So I started hanging out with dudes and never looked back.


So that's how a stripper career gets started. The more you know.
2013-01-23 07:47:49 AM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading


I don't know if you are a bitter fat girl pretending to be attractive, a troll or a moron, but either way it has cracked me up to see you compare being well-endowed and attractive to being deaf.
2013-01-23 07:37:28 AM  
1 votes:
Wow. This thread should be preserved for all time. One of the finest examples of trollmanship I've ever seen. Completely derailed a boobies thread before it even got started.
2013-01-23 05:38:40 AM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: Yes some attractive men and women try to get whatever they can from their looks. Are most people like that? No. Does the fact that they might be able to get free drinks out of someone of the opposite sex negate the fact that really huge, naturally occurring breasts has a ton of drawbacks and pain? No.

I think you are mixing apples and oranges watermelons.


FTFY.
2013-01-22 11:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
Does this mean that Denise Milani isn't as happy as she appears to be in her photos?
2013-01-22 11:22:37 PM  
1 votes:
to make a chris hanson reference or not: that is the question
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous cliche
or to take arms and think of something witty
2013-01-22 11:15:40 PM  
1 votes:
I, for one, am so happy that there are guys here who can explain the advantages of having big breasts to the women who actually have big breasts.
2013-01-22 10:58:12 PM  
1 votes:
All of my short friends are jealous, but being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. It can be very hard to find shirts that have sleeves that are long enough when you are 6'3", but only weigh 180/190. Shirts that fit your torso never have sleeves that are long enough (and clothes in general are a pain). People are always asking you if you play basketball. Many cars have seats that do not go back far enough for you. Get comfortable on a plane? Hah! You're more prone to back problems. And you can't even get free drinks out of the deal.
2013-01-22 09:23:39 PM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: blah blah blah


I can't believe you're still going. That alone is making you look like an asshole at this point, just let it go.
2013-01-22 09:12:02 PM  
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?


Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.
2013-01-22 09:10:32 PM  
1 votes:

dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.


If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?
2013-01-22 09:02:19 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-22 08:39:20 PM  
1 votes:

liam76: KawaiiNot: liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.

Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!

I didn't say I knew you were, I said that is what it sounded like.

You seem extremely bitter about a feature that most find very attractive. Most people I know like that are people who blame that feature when their problems with their body come form somewhere else. recognize it makes it harder to find the right clothes, that it causes back problems, etc, but the way you are ranting and attacking you sound like a fat chick who likes to pretend it is her boobs that cause her problems and that girls don't like her because of them, not how she acts.

But this is fark and I am some guy in the internet, so don't let it get you down chubbs.


Bitter = " A woman with an opinion that doesn't match mine."
2013-01-22 08:35:22 PM  
1 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: I go to Chuck E. Cheese.


I scream, you scream. Mostly, you scream.
2013-01-22 08:31:21 PM  
1 votes:

pxlboy: KiwDaWabbit: pxlboy: I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.

Yeah, but their target audience doesn't have the same critical thinking skills that you or I might have.

This. If I'm going to openly ogle a woman in a public setting like that, it's going to be at the strip club. Honestly, I have never really enjoyed the strip clubs. But I go once a year for my friend's birthday as a group outing.


I go to Chuck E. Cheese.
2013-01-22 08:27:44 PM  
1 votes:
every woman I've known with small boobs were jealous about those better endowed 'cause they got more attention

every woman i've known with big boobs were jealous about those with less lower back pain

i'm a guy...I shrug and be supportive like a bra as i enjoy them all
2013-01-22 08:27:08 PM  
1 votes:
mm.kanald.ro
/ wutWUT
2013-01-22 08:23:13 PM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: dealt with any neckline exposing cleavage, etc


Obligatory. NSFW language
2013-01-22 08:01:52 PM  
1 votes:
I was harrassed by the boys in high school for being too flat! such an imperfect world.

I did end up kicking one of those motherfarkers in the nuts while wearing doc martens.

oh the joys of youth.
2013-01-22 07:45:56 PM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


Did you hear that? That was the sound of thousands of farkers clicking on your profile.
2013-01-22 07:35:16 PM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?


Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.
2013-01-22 07:26:02 PM  
1 votes:
Might get a three for one deal. She will soon need a butt-ectomy, if things bloom as they often do.
2013-01-22 07:23:55 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-22 07:22:14 PM  
1 votes:

FirstDennis: from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!


You have a saved link to a thread about a 13-year-old showing cleavage from 8 years ago?
That is commitment right there.
Pedobear approves.
2013-01-22 07:21:33 PM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


Are you fat?
2013-01-22 07:12:34 PM  
1 votes:

unlikely: Later, when the girl shoots up the school, everyone will blame the guns.


t1.gstatic.com
2013-01-22 07:03:57 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.


What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.
2013-01-22 07:03:23 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


I'm pretty sure almost this exact conversation took place in "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
2013-01-22 07:02:01 PM  
1 votes:
I teach in the STL county and my brother-in-law taught at Riverview a couple of years ago. It's a horribly run district and continuously gets the lowest scores in the state for reading and math. They change their administration about every 2-3 years and nothing changes. Of course it doesn't help that the area they're located in is pretty rough. Feel for most of the teachers that work there. Here's their map scores over the past few years.

School district RIVERVIEW GARDENS
Ascending School RIVERVIEW GARDENS SR. HIGH
Passed comm. arts 2011 33.33%
Passed comm. arts 2012 31.31%
Passed math 2011 7.30%
Passed math 2012 11.15%
2013-01-22 06:59:31 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


How you doin'?

/oblig
2013-01-22 06:51:37 PM  
1 votes:

skankboy: TheDumbBlonde: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.

I'd think you'd be called No Period Girl...


She was 26, hence the "late bloomer" status.
2013-01-22 06:50:48 PM  
1 votes:
I agree with the school system.
It's important that everyone be forced to fit into a common standard, no matter how arbitrary or insane it might be!
2013-01-22 06:50:17 PM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: A friend's daughter hit 13 and immediately took after her mother, huge boobs. Her mother had reduction surgery to get down to a DD. They already plan to get reduction for the daughter once she stops growing. She's being picked on in school, of course, but after she kicked the shiat out of the last boy who grabbed a boob, they don't try to get physical anymore. Boobs too big cause severe back pain and should be dealt with properly. The school officials in the article, however, are being douchy by ignoring proper medical practices.


Pics or gtfo
2013-01-22 06:49:10 PM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


I'd think you'd be called No Period Girl...
2013-01-22 06:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
A friend's daughter hit 13 and immediately took after her mother, huge boobs. Her mother had reduction surgery to get down to a DD. They already plan to get reduction for the daughter once she stops growing. She's being picked on in school, of course, but after she kicked the shiat out of the last boy who grabbed a boob, they don't try to get physical anymore. Boobs too big cause severe back pain and should be dealt with properly. The school officials in the article, however, are being douchy by ignoring proper medical practices.
2013-01-22 06:46:07 PM  
1 votes:

Osomatic: Admit it - you clicked this link because you wanted to see a 13-year-old with big boobs.  Now go have seat right over there.


Naw, got the step-daughter for that.

Seriously though, how big are we talkin' here?
2013-01-22 06:45:53 PM  
1 votes:
daughter reduction surgery? Is this new form of late-term abortion?
2013-01-22 06:45:03 PM  
1 votes:
The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.

Of course, I'm assuming it's the boys teasing and not the girls.

Boys may bully, but goddamn, girls are farking evil when it comes to that shiat.
2013-01-22 06:27:35 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.
2013-01-22 06:19:06 PM  
1 votes:
Why does the 13 year old have a daughter and why does that daughter need to be reduced?
2013-01-22 05:46:45 PM  
1 votes:
Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?
2013-01-22 05:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
There are TWO oversized 13 year old girls in Missouri?
 
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