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2013-01-22 07:03:23 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


I'm pretty sure almost this exact conversation took place in "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
 
2013-01-22 07:03:27 PM  
Boobs are not the problem.
 
2013-01-22 07:03:57 PM  

KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.


What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.
 
2013-01-22 07:04:01 PM  

Peki: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14

I dunno. Girls don't often rape or sexually assault other girls of that age just because of their bodies.

Boys, on the other hand, aren't often taught to keep their hands to themselves.

/sexually assaulted a LOT at school by boys, only verbally harassed by the girls
//school shrugged their shoulders at my mom and went "What do you want us to do, suspend the whole school?"


I hope your mother said, "if that is what it takes."
 
2013-01-22 07:05:05 PM  

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


I've heard many of these from similarly-endowed female friends.
 
2013-01-22 07:05:36 PM  

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


When was the last time you paid for a drink?
 
2013-01-22 07:06:23 PM  
Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

cbswwmx.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 07:08:05 PM  

KawaiiNot: My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:


I'm relatively small-chested but am not at all jealous of women with large breasts. I have too many women in my family, as well as a few friends, with gigantic breasts. I've seen the trouble and pain they cause. There's no reason to be jealous of big boobs.

\like my itty bitty titties
\\bras are still hard to find for me, too, since I don't care to wear padded bras.
 
2013-01-22 07:08:49 PM  

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.


*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.
 
2013-01-22 07:09:27 PM  

Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?


Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.
 
2013-01-22 07:10:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14


You have obviously never been married. I say the meanest a female gets is between 18 and dead.
 
2013-01-22 07:11:00 PM  

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?


EmmaLou: I had experiences like that. Early to mid 90s, though. I guess those boys are now administrators.


That's all very sad, but it should be pointed out that part of recovering from such experiences is to celebrate the things that set you apart from others.  That way you can have the last laugh on those who taunted you.  And, of course, one good way to do would be to post pics of your large boobs in a public internet forum of some sort, and bask in the adulation you'll sure receive.  You owe it to yourselves!

I'm just trying to help.
 
2013-01-22 07:11:37 PM  

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.
 
2013-01-22 07:12:34 PM  

unlikely: Later, when the girl shoots up the school, everyone will blame the guns.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-22 07:12:37 PM  
from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!
 
2013-01-22 07:13:17 PM  
My 33% percentile height/weight 8th grader was was jumped by two guys on the football team. It all worked out - he said he had a knife (he didn't). The cowards ran off. They were sternly talked to and my son was suspended for making a threat. But luckily the principal did offer to "mediate" the dispute when my son returned to school.

I declined, kept my son an extra week out til Christmas break arrived and wouldn't return their phone calls or respond to their truancy prosecution threats.
 
2013-01-22 07:13:40 PM  
For the sake of clarification, could all of the 'early blooming big-boobed' females in this thread confirm that they were not just, in fact, fat? My White Knight Rescue Van fantasies do not include tubbos.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:34 PM  
Hey I'm a woman on the Internet and I make a big deal about pointing out how huge my boobs are but no I won't post pics and you're a pig for asking.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:38 PM  
The persons or people who made this comment to the student's parents should have to resign from their positions.

Yeah it really is that simple.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:52 PM  

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?


You don't get how this works, do you?  The bullies are the victims in these situations.  People will go to amazing lengths these days to deflect blame from the bullies, usually back towards their supposed victims.  It's not a bully's fault that he beats up a wimpy little kid.  It's the wimpy little kid's fault for being little and wimpy in front of the bully, leading the bully to beat up the kid.  In fact, if a bully gets into trouble for beating up the little wimpy kid, that is also the fault of the wimpy little kid.  When I was in middle school, I learned that you should never hit back when a bully hits you -- Why?  Because no one sees the bully throw that first punch, but they sure as hell see you when you throw the second punch.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:52 PM  

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

I've heard many of these from similarly-endowed female friends.


My wife is considering moving down a size or two. They were glorious for many years but we're in our mid-40s now and, well, you know how these things tend to go... but in any event, I'm supporting her whatever she decides to do, or not do. Get some scars, or let 'em hang to the waist by the time she's 50, either way I love her for better or for worse. Coincidentally, a previous girlfriend of mine had had the surgery (before meeting me), although my wife really doesn't care to hear me pass along what I remembered from conversation. Go figure.
 
2013-01-22 07:15:25 PM  
When I was in middle school we were incredibly nice to the first girl with the big boobs. She even enjoyed a somewhat favored position in high school even though plenty of other girls developed.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:09 PM  

TheOther: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere:

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad are staring at your boobs.


ಠ_ಠ
 
2013-01-22 07:16:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 07:16:25 PM  

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.


BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:25 PM  

KawaiiNot: .

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


Big boobs and you buy your own drinks?
You sound fat.

/I keed, I keed.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:34 PM  

meat0918: The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.


Oh yes, then she'll be left in peace to pursue academics in school. NOT.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:43 PM  

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.
 
2013-01-22 07:18:44 PM  

Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.



Very large boobs offer more disadvantages than advantages. The benefits are almost never worth all the negative shiat you have to go through.
 
2013-01-22 07:19:18 PM  

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.

BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.


I didn't mean *you*. Calm down. What I said was that he was inferring is that some women play up their shape to their advantage. Christ, no one is insinuating that you would want or enjoy sleazy dudes cozying up to buy a drink because they can't stop staring at your chest.
 
2013-01-22 07:20:07 PM  

Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.


Are you large chested then? Please enlighten me on all these so-called advantages that you seem to know so much about.
 
2013-01-22 07:20:11 PM  

Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?


Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?
 
2013-01-22 07:21:02 PM  

E5bie: meat0918: The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.


Oh yes, then she'll be left in peace to pursue academics in school. NOT.


I'd advocate shock collars for the boys that can't keep their hands to themselves.
 
2013-01-22 07:21:29 PM  

halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.


You are a strange person.
 
2013-01-22 07:21:33 PM  

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


Are you fat?
 
2013-01-22 07:22:14 PM  

FirstDennis: from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!


You have a saved link to a thread about a 13-year-old showing cleavage from 8 years ago?
That is commitment right there.
Pedobear approves.
 
2013-01-22 07:22:16 PM  

Banned on the Run: KawaiiNot: .

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Big boobs and you buy your own drinks?
You sound fat.

/I keed, I keed.


I hope you had your depends on...that sounded messy.
 
2013-01-22 07:22:45 PM  

Fallout Boy: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

Are you fat?


Are you functionally retarded?
 
2013-01-22 07:23:26 PM  

gameshowhost: Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.


Your head would explode if I told you there were Arab Jews out there.
 
2013-01-22 07:23:33 PM  
You people disappoint me. Not one pic of a teenager with big boobs.

And yes Ill go have a seat over there, and no I dont know what I was thinking.

Also your cookies suck.
 
2013-01-22 07:23:55 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 07:24:25 PM  

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


Well to be fair Missouri is still mostly in the early 80's.

/all joking aside that is farked up
 
2013-01-22 07:25:18 PM  
FTFA: Riverview Gardens Superintendent Clive Coleman tells the station that officials are investigating the incident, though he suspects it was "a product of miscommunication, interpretation of information."

No, it was a stupid, insensitive comment made by one of your retarded redneck school district employees, and now you're just trying to slough it off because the news media have gotten hold of the story. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if the superintendent himself felt the same way as his employee who made the comment. These are school district employees -- not brain surgeons.
 
2013-01-22 07:25:19 PM  

Fallout Boy: TheOther: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere:

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad are staring at your boobs.


ಠ_ಠ


*Mom hates you because dad and/or stepdad(s) and/or her boyfriend(s) are staring at your boobs...?
 
2013-01-22 07:26:02 PM  
Might get a three for one deal. She will soon need a butt-ectomy, if things bloom as they often do.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:08 PM  

dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?


I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:16 PM  
That area is in 'the hood' anyway. It isn't East St. Louis, but not a great area.

Just for science, what is the optimal breast size for a woman? 32C?
 
2013-01-22 07:26:32 PM  

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.

Are you large chested then? Please enlighten me on all these so-called advantages that you seem to know so much about.


I don't live in San Diego, but I can tell you the weather's nice. I suppose it doesn't matter if you never go outside though.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:39 PM  

Jhonnny Intratech: You people disappoint me. Not one pic of a teenager with big boobs.

And yes Ill go have a seat over there, and no I dont know what I was thinking.

Also your cookies suck.


I'd post a link to the stepdaughter's FB profile but her photo albums are set to friends only.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:42 PM  

KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.


Alas. The ta-ta's were sixth grade big. The rest of the school caught up completely by freshman year, when I became dead average on theTitte Committee's Scale of Boobie Bigness.

And now that America is fat (fark yeah) the average has grown and I have not, so I am : ( below average.

Oh the shame.
 
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