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2013-01-22 05:40:38 PM
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I'll be the judge of that!
 
2013-01-22 05:45:43 PM
There are TWO oversized 13 year old girls in Missouri?
 
2013-01-22 05:46:45 PM
Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?
 
2013-01-22 05:50:11 PM
I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.
 
2013-01-22 05:50:34 PM

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?


Oh god no. Every time a kid is bullied, it's obviously the bullied kid's fault.

I've had that happen to me.
 
2013-01-22 05:55:50 PM
She should do what EVERYONE ELSE does in middle school.

Wait a few years until kids figure out that the things they are bullying her for are actually really desirable (boobs, brains etc.)
 
2013-01-22 05:57:00 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


how're YOU doin!

seriously, though - i have a very good friend who underwent pretty much the exact same thing you describe. and it really sucked for her. middle school sucks. i wouldn't relive it now if you paid me.
 
2013-01-22 06:06:15 PM
Admit it - you clicked this link because you wanted to see a 13-year-old with big boobs.  Now go have seat right over there.
 
2013-01-22 06:15:47 PM

PowerSlacker: There are TWO oversized 13 year old girls in Missouri?


I was wondering that, too. Looks like this is the same kid from the redlit Fox link from yesterday.
 
2013-01-22 06:19:06 PM
Why does the 13 year old have a daughter and why does that daughter need to be reduced?
 
2013-01-22 06:27:35 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.
 
2013-01-22 06:28:06 PM
Step 1: Use large boobies to attract tough boyfriend.

Step 2: Have tough boyfriend pummel the bullies.
 
2013-01-22 06:43:55 PM

TheDumbBlonde: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


A "No Period Woman" is a man's unicorn.
 
2013-01-22 06:44:24 PM
What the hell has our nation come to. Really. What has it come to?
 
2013-01-22 06:45:03 PM
The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.

Of course, I'm assuming it's the boys teasing and not the girls.

Boys may bully, but goddamn, girls are farking evil when it comes to that shiat.
 
2013-01-22 06:45:53 PM
daughter reduction surgery? Is this new form of late-term abortion?
 
2013-01-22 06:46:07 PM

Osomatic: Admit it - you clicked this link because you wanted to see a 13-year-old with big boobs.  Now go have seat right over there.


Naw, got the step-daughter for that.

Seriously though, how big are we talkin' here?
 
2013-01-22 06:46:41 PM

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?


Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.
 
2013-01-22 06:47:07 PM
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2013-01-22 06:47:14 PM

gameshowhost: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.


What about Jew and Arab middle school kids?
 
2013-01-22 06:48:09 PM
What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.
 
2013-01-22 06:48:09 PM
A friend's daughter hit 13 and immediately took after her mother, huge boobs. Her mother had reduction surgery to get down to a DD. They already plan to get reduction for the daughter once she stops growing. She's being picked on in school, of course, but after she kicked the shiat out of the last boy who grabbed a boob, they don't try to get physical anymore. Boobs too big cause severe back pain and should be dealt with properly. The school officials in the article, however, are being douchy by ignoring proper medical practices.
 
2013-01-22 06:49:10 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


I'd think you'd be called No Period Girl...
 
2013-01-22 06:50:17 PM

OgreMagi: A friend's daughter hit 13 and immediately took after her mother, huge boobs. Her mother had reduction surgery to get down to a DD. They already plan to get reduction for the daughter once she stops growing. She's being picked on in school, of course, but after she kicked the shiat out of the last boy who grabbed a boob, they don't try to get physical anymore. Boobs too big cause severe back pain and should be dealt with properly. The school officials in the article, however, are being douchy by ignoring proper medical practices.


Pics or gtfo
 
2013-01-22 06:50:48 PM
I agree with the school system.
It's important that everyone be forced to fit into a common standard, no matter how arbitrary or insane it might be!
 
2013-01-22 06:50:49 PM

Shostie: gameshowhost: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.

What about Jew and Arab middle school kids?


A perfect storm of cruelty!
 
2013-01-22 06:51:27 PM
There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14
 
2013-01-22 06:51:37 PM

skankboy: TheDumbBlonde: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.

I'd think you'd be called No Period Girl...


She was 26, hence the "late bloomer" status.
 
2013-01-22 06:51:47 PM

halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.


What an idiotic post. I feel dumber for having read such stupidity.
 
2013-01-22 06:53:00 PM

meat0918: The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.

Of course, I'm assuming it's the boys teasing and not the girls.

Boys may bully, but goddamn, girls are farking evil when it comes to that shiat.


I can practically guarantee that the majority of the teasing & bullying is coming from the 13-year old's female classmates, not the males. And you're right, girls are freakin' evil that way. I speak from personal experience too.
 
2013-01-22 06:53:28 PM

gameshowhost: Shostie: gameshowhost: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.

What about Jew and Arab middle school kids?

A perfect storm of cruelty!


Oy, vey!
 
2013-01-22 06:53:35 PM

FlashHarry: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

how're YOU doin!

seriously, though - i have a very good friend who underwent pretty much the exact same thing you describe. and it really sucked for her. middle school sucks. i wouldn't relive it now if you paid me.


I had a friend in 5th grade with DD breasts (yes, DD b00bies when she was 10/11 years old). School was torture for her.

Big b00bs suck for the women who have them.
 
2013-01-22 06:54:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meanersexier that a girl between the age of 12-14


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-22 06:54:21 PM

skankboy: TheDumbBlonde: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.

I'd think you'd be called No Period Girl...


Her superpower is never finishing her sentenc
 
2013-01-22 06:54:31 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.
 
2013-01-22 06:55:46 PM
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2013-01-22 06:55:57 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


I had experiences like that. Early to mid 90s, though. I guess those boys are now administrators.

Add the boys bullying with the girls who are just wicked at that age and you get hell.

I thought things would get better.
 
2013-01-22 06:55:57 PM
When I was in elementary school, the teachers used to call me "The Boy With Three Long Legs". The pain never goes away.
 
2013-01-22 06:57:13 PM
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From Missouri With Love
 
2013-01-22 06:58:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner thatthan a girl between the age of 12-148-168

.
 
2013-01-22 06:58:40 PM
Later, when the girl shoots up the school, everyone will blame the guns.
 
2013-01-22 06:59:09 PM
So, teenage boob thread?
 
2013-01-22 06:59:28 PM
This is the school district that boasts a Stephanie Small, principal of Koch Elementary -- coincidence?
Perhaps the school district could change the names of all the schools while they're so obsessed with body parts.and the sizes thereof.
 
2013-01-22 06:59:31 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


How you doin'?

/oblig
 
2013-01-22 06:59:52 PM
teasing = bullying now?

/I thought bullying meant some actual pushing and shoving and some loss of lunch money
 
2013-01-22 07:00:39 PM

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?


That would require that teachers and administration actually do their damn jobs more than the bare minimum.

Until you cut off the flow of money from teachers unions in to campaign coffers, nothing is going to change.
 
2013-01-22 07:01:13 PM
This thread is udderly ridiculous.
 
2013-01-22 07:02:01 PM
I teach in the STL county and my brother-in-law taught at Riverview a couple of years ago. It's a horribly run district and continuously gets the lowest scores in the state for reading and math. They change their administration about every 2-3 years and nothing changes. Of course it doesn't help that the area they're located in is pretty rough. Feel for most of the teachers that work there. Here's their map scores over the past few years.

School district RIVERVIEW GARDENS
Ascending School RIVERVIEW GARDENS SR. HIGH
Passed comm. arts 2011 33.33%
Passed comm. arts 2012 31.31%
Passed math 2011 7.30%
Passed math 2012 11.15%
 
2013-01-22 07:02:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14


I dunno. Girls don't often rape or sexually assault other girls of that age just because of their bodies.

Boys, on the other hand, aren't often taught to keep their hands to themselves.

/sexually assaulted a LOT at school by boys, only verbally harassed by the girls
//school shrugged their shoulders at my mom and went "What do you want us to do, suspend the whole school?"
 
2013-01-22 07:02:43 PM

FormlessOne:

What an idiotic post. I feel dumber for having read such stupidity.


In that case you will be forgiven for responding to a contemptible troll. Perhaps scar tissue will develop to prevent a similar response.
 
2013-01-22 07:03:23 PM

TheDumbBlonde: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.


I'm pretty sure almost this exact conversation took place in "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
 
2013-01-22 07:03:27 PM
Boobs are not the problem.
 
2013-01-22 07:03:57 PM

KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.


What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.
 
2013-01-22 07:04:01 PM

Peki: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14

I dunno. Girls don't often rape or sexually assault other girls of that age just because of their bodies.

Boys, on the other hand, aren't often taught to keep their hands to themselves.

/sexually assaulted a LOT at school by boys, only verbally harassed by the girls
//school shrugged their shoulders at my mom and went "What do you want us to do, suspend the whole school?"


I hope your mother said, "if that is what it takes."
 
2013-01-22 07:05:05 PM

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


I've heard many of these from similarly-endowed female friends.
 
2013-01-22 07:05:36 PM

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


When was the last time you paid for a drink?
 
2013-01-22 07:06:23 PM
Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

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2013-01-22 07:08:05 PM

KawaiiNot: My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:


I'm relatively small-chested but am not at all jealous of women with large breasts. I have too many women in my family, as well as a few friends, with gigantic breasts. I've seen the trouble and pain they cause. There's no reason to be jealous of big boobs.

\like my itty bitty titties
\\bras are still hard to find for me, too, since I don't care to wear padded bras.
 
2013-01-22 07:08:49 PM

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.


*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.
 
2013-01-22 07:09:27 PM

Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?


Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.
 
2013-01-22 07:10:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14


You have obviously never been married. I say the meanest a female gets is between 18 and dead.
 
2013-01-22 07:11:00 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?


EmmaLou: I had experiences like that. Early to mid 90s, though. I guess those boys are now administrators.


That's all very sad, but it should be pointed out that part of recovering from such experiences is to celebrate the things that set you apart from others.  That way you can have the last laugh on those who taunted you.  And, of course, one good way to do would be to post pics of your large boobs in a public internet forum of some sort, and bask in the adulation you'll sure receive.  You owe it to yourselves!

I'm just trying to help.
 
2013-01-22 07:11:37 PM

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.
 
2013-01-22 07:12:34 PM

unlikely: Later, when the girl shoots up the school, everyone will blame the guns.


t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-22 07:12:37 PM
from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!
 
2013-01-22 07:13:17 PM
My 33% percentile height/weight 8th grader was was jumped by two guys on the football team. It all worked out - he said he had a knife (he didn't). The cowards ran off. They were sternly talked to and my son was suspended for making a threat. But luckily the principal did offer to "mediate" the dispute when my son returned to school.

I declined, kept my son an extra week out til Christmas break arrived and wouldn't return their phone calls or respond to their truancy prosecution threats.
 
2013-01-22 07:13:40 PM
For the sake of clarification, could all of the 'early blooming big-boobed' females in this thread confirm that they were not just, in fact, fat? My White Knight Rescue Van fantasies do not include tubbos.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:34 PM
Hey I'm a woman on the Internet and I make a big deal about pointing out how huge my boobs are but no I won't post pics and you're a pig for asking.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:38 PM
The persons or people who made this comment to the student's parents should have to resign from their positions.

Yeah it really is that simple.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:52 PM

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?


You don't get how this works, do you?  The bullies are the victims in these situations.  People will go to amazing lengths these days to deflect blame from the bullies, usually back towards their supposed victims.  It's not a bully's fault that he beats up a wimpy little kid.  It's the wimpy little kid's fault for being little and wimpy in front of the bully, leading the bully to beat up the kid.  In fact, if a bully gets into trouble for beating up the little wimpy kid, that is also the fault of the wimpy little kid.  When I was in middle school, I learned that you should never hit back when a bully hits you -- Why?  Because no one sees the bully throw that first punch, but they sure as hell see you when you throw the second punch.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:52 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

I've heard many of these from similarly-endowed female friends.


My wife is considering moving down a size or two. They were glorious for many years but we're in our mid-40s now and, well, you know how these things tend to go... but in any event, I'm supporting her whatever she decides to do, or not do. Get some scars, or let 'em hang to the waist by the time she's 50, either way I love her for better or for worse. Coincidentally, a previous girlfriend of mine had had the surgery (before meeting me), although my wife really doesn't care to hear me pass along what I remembered from conversation. Go figure.
 
2013-01-22 07:15:25 PM
When I was in middle school we were incredibly nice to the first girl with the big boobs. She even enjoyed a somewhat favored position in high school even though plenty of other girls developed.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:09 PM

TheOther: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere:

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad are staring at your boobs.


ಠ_ಠ
 
2013-01-22 07:16:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 07:16:25 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.


BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:25 PM

KawaiiNot: .

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


Big boobs and you buy your own drinks?
You sound fat.

/I keed, I keed.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:34 PM

meat0918: The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.


Oh yes, then she'll be left in peace to pursue academics in school. NOT.
 
2013-01-22 07:16:43 PM

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.
 
2013-01-22 07:18:44 PM

Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.



Very large boobs offer more disadvantages than advantages. The benefits are almost never worth all the negative shiat you have to go through.
 
2013-01-22 07:19:18 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.

BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.


I didn't mean *you*. Calm down. What I said was that he was inferring is that some women play up their shape to their advantage. Christ, no one is insinuating that you would want or enjoy sleazy dudes cozying up to buy a drink because they can't stop staring at your chest.
 
2013-01-22 07:20:07 PM

Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.


Are you large chested then? Please enlighten me on all these so-called advantages that you seem to know so much about.
 
2013-01-22 07:20:11 PM

Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?


Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?
 
2013-01-22 07:21:02 PM

E5bie: meat0918: The teasing will subside as soon as the boys want to touch the boobies.


Oh yes, then she'll be left in peace to pursue academics in school. NOT.


I'd advocate shock collars for the boys that can't keep their hands to themselves.
 
2013-01-22 07:21:29 PM

halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.


You are a strange person.
 
2013-01-22 07:21:33 PM

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


Are you fat?
 
2013-01-22 07:22:14 PM

FirstDennis: from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!


You have a saved link to a thread about a 13-year-old showing cleavage from 8 years ago?
That is commitment right there.
Pedobear approves.
 
2013-01-22 07:22:16 PM

Banned on the Run: KawaiiNot: .

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Big boobs and you buy your own drinks?
You sound fat.

/I keed, I keed.


I hope you had your depends on...that sounded messy.
 
2013-01-22 07:22:45 PM

Fallout Boy: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

Are you fat?


Are you functionally retarded?
 
2013-01-22 07:23:26 PM

gameshowhost: Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.


Your head would explode if I told you there were Arab Jews out there.
 
2013-01-22 07:23:33 PM
You people disappoint me. Not one pic of a teenager with big boobs.

And yes Ill go have a seat over there, and no I dont know what I was thinking.

Also your cookies suck.
 
2013-01-22 07:23:55 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 07:24:25 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


Well to be fair Missouri is still mostly in the early 80's.

/all joking aside that is farked up
 
2013-01-22 07:25:18 PM
FTFA: Riverview Gardens Superintendent Clive Coleman tells the station that officials are investigating the incident, though he suspects it was "a product of miscommunication, interpretation of information."

No, it was a stupid, insensitive comment made by one of your retarded redneck school district employees, and now you're just trying to slough it off because the news media have gotten hold of the story. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if the superintendent himself felt the same way as his employee who made the comment. These are school district employees -- not brain surgeons.
 
2013-01-22 07:25:19 PM

Fallout Boy: TheOther: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere:

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad/her boyfriend are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad/stepdad are staring at your boobs.

*Mom hates you because dad are staring at your boobs.


ಠ_ಠ


*Mom hates you because dad and/or stepdad(s) and/or her boyfriend(s) are staring at your boobs...?
 
2013-01-22 07:26:02 PM
Might get a three for one deal. She will soon need a butt-ectomy, if things bloom as they often do.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:08 PM

dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?


I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:16 PM
That area is in 'the hood' anyway. It isn't East St. Louis, but not a great area.

Just for science, what is the optimal breast size for a woman? 32C?
 
2013-01-22 07:26:32 PM

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.

Are you large chested then? Please enlighten me on all these so-called advantages that you seem to know so much about.


I don't live in San Diego, but I can tell you the weather's nice. I suppose it doesn't matter if you never go outside though.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:39 PM

Jhonnny Intratech: You people disappoint me. Not one pic of a teenager with big boobs.

And yes Ill go have a seat over there, and no I dont know what I was thinking.

Also your cookies suck.


I'd post a link to the stepdaughter's FB profile but her photo albums are set to friends only.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:42 PM

KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.


Alas. The ta-ta's were sixth grade big. The rest of the school caught up completely by freshman year, when I became dead average on theTitte Committee's Scale of Boobie Bigness.

And now that America is fat (fark yeah) the average has grown and I have not, so I am : ( below average.

Oh the shame.
 
2013-01-22 07:26:59 PM

OgreMagi: Peki: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14

I dunno. Girls don't often rape or sexually assault other girls of that age just because of their bodies.

Boys, on the other hand, aren't often taught to keep their hands to themselves.

/sexually assaulted a LOT at school by boys, only verbally harassed by the girls
//school shrugged their shoulders at my mom and went "What do you want us to do, suspend the whole school?"

I hope your mother said, "if that is what it takes."


Nope. I wasn't that lucky. I got the "suck it up and deal with it" lecture.
 
2013-01-22 07:27:14 PM

KawaiiNot:
My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:


Here's one, if you're tall and large chested, it's more difficult for gross bus stop pervs to literally drag you off by the hair. So, being groped in public is still horrid and annoying, but somewhat less threatening than if you were, say, 5'1" and 95lbs.
 
2013-01-22 07:27:24 PM

KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.


Because we have seen it happen often enough.
 
2013-01-22 07:27:54 PM

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?


All my middle school teachers who saw what was happening and did nothing about it?
 
2013-01-22 07:28:07 PM

TheGreatGazoo: That area is in 'the hood' anyway. It isn't East St. Louis, but not a great area.

Just for science, what is the optimal breast size for a woman? 32C?


For a woman? 34b. For man? 36G.
 
2013-01-22 07:28:45 PM

strathmeyer: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

All my middle school teachers who saw what was happening and did nothing about it?


Middle school kids are indeed the worst. The teachers did very little about it.
 
2013-01-22 07:28:49 PM

KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.


Money, big boobies and likes to drink?

Marry me?
 
2013-01-22 07:28:49 PM
So, uhm. EIP. Anyone?
 
2013-01-22 07:28:51 PM
In other news, kids continue to be insensitive jerks.
 
2013-01-22 07:30:06 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: TheGreatGazoo: That area is in 'the hood' anyway. It isn't East St. Louis, but not a great area.

Just for science, what is the optimal breast size for a woman? 32C?

For a woman? 34b. For man? 36G.


I dunno, 36C is a nice happy medium. There is a line between fun and cumbersome. Then again, I don't have boobs, so I can only speak from the male perspective.
 
2013-01-22 07:30:29 PM
Some men just want the watch the world burn.
 
2013-01-22 07:31:16 PM
Came for pictures of 13-year-old boobs, leaving disappointed.

/not really
 
2013-01-22 07:32:00 PM
FTA: The foundation covered the estimated $40,000 cost of surgery for Nadia's otoplasty -- pinning back her ears, rhinoplasty -- reducing the size of her nose -- and mentoplasty -- altering her chin.

Punctuation: how does it work?


3.bp.blogspot.com


Fark you, you slaughterer of our post-Norman tongue.
 
2013-01-22 07:32:00 PM

Cyberluddite: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

EmmaLou: I had experiences like that. Early to mid 90s, though. I guess those boys are now administrators.

That's all very sad, but it should be pointed out that part of recovering from such experiences is to celebrate the things that set you apart from others.  That way you can have the last laugh on those who taunted you.  And, of course, one good way to do would be to post pics of your large boobs in a public internet forum of some sort, and bask in the adulation you'll sure receive.  You owe it to yourselves!

I'm just trying to help.


Here is a short vid of some bouncing boobies. Enjoy.
 
2013-01-22 07:32:05 PM
Mom will be happy when her daughter starts driving in a couple of years and never gets a ticket.

Honestly, my daughter developed at 11 y.o. By the time she was in high school, boys were knocking down the door to date her. After I laid down the over protective dad act with a couple of them they quit. She never complained about being harassed though. Then again she was never one to let people walk on her so that could have something to do with it.
 
2013-01-22 07:32:39 PM
As someone who had the whole "big boobs at that age" thing, I know how bad it can be. Lucky for me, the punk-ass kids at school were too busy making fun of my freckles and farked up teeth to pay any mind to my boobs. I just ignored the farks and became a better writer by venting about them in my Lisa frank journal.

That being said, the school sucks for the suggestion. Don't get me wrong, breast reduction surgery is a GOOD thing when she GETS OLDER and has finished developing. But for the school to be DUMB enough to think that breast reduction surgery is gonna stop the bulling, well, they need a little lesson in how bullying really works. Bullies will ALWAYS find something to pick on someone about. If this girl gets the surgery, they are gonna pick on the size of her boobs being too small or SOMETHING.

The girl needs to get some counseling and develop a STRONG self-esteem. The bullies need their asses kicked, but since I don't support violence just give the farks a taste of their own medicine by letting her make fun of THEM for once.
 
2013-01-22 07:33:08 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.

A "No Period Woman" is a man's unicorn.


Girl I went to college with was a gymnast and had almost zero body fat. She claimed she didn't get periods because of that. I have no idea if this is true, however.
 
2013-01-22 07:33:18 PM

lar_m: My 33% percentile height/weight 8th grader was was jumped by two guys on the football team. It all worked out - he said he had a knife (he didn't). The cowards ran off. They were sternly talked to and my son was suspended for making a threat. But luckily the principal did offer to "mediate" the dispute when my son returned to school.

I declined, kept my son an extra week out til Christmas break arrived and wouldn't return their phone calls or respond to their truancy prosecution threats.


Jumped, as I understand it, generally means people are attacking you.

Sounds like there is more to the story because people don't normally stop throwing punches mid swing.

If they did actually attack him and the school only "talked" tot hem, go to the police. Keeping your son out doesn't help his case any.

/or am I being trolled?
 
2013-01-22 07:33:18 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.


I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.
 
2013-01-22 07:33:42 PM

Banned on the Run: FirstDennis: from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!

You have a saved link to a thread about a 13-year-old showing cleavage from 8 years ago?
That is commitment right there.
Pedobear approves.


Technically, that's not pedophilia. That's just scouting for talent!
 
2013-01-22 07:35:16 PM

KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?


Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.
 
2013-01-22 07:35:19 PM

FizixJunkee: KawaiiNot: My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:


I'm relatively small-chested but am not at all jealous of women with large breasts. I have too many women in my family, as well as a few friends, with gigantic breasts. I've seen the trouble and pain they cause. There's no reason to be jealous of big boobs.

\like my itty bitty titties
\\bras are still hard to find for me, too, since I don't care to wear padded bras.


Obligatory....how YOU doin?

/love A's and B's
 
2013-01-22 07:35:40 PM

TheGreatGazoo: Just for science, what is the optimal breast size for a woman? 32C?


Ask 10 guys and you'll probably get at least 8 answers--personal preferences, and all that.  But as for me personally, I would say somewhere in that ballpark, yeah.  32/34 B/C would generally be my personal preference, though certainly some bigger or smaller ones can be very nice too.
 
2013-01-22 07:36:16 PM
put her in a minimizing sports bra and let it go.
 
2013-01-22 07:37:10 PM

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


This all the WAY!
/Was a DD by the time I was 12
 
2013-01-22 07:37:50 PM
bie?

eip
 
2013-01-22 07:38:12 PM
If she is 13 and only in the 6th grade, she has bigger problems than boobs. I'm going to bet that the main reason she is being bullied is because she has been held back one or even two years. The boobs are just a reminder of that fact.
 
2013-01-22 07:39:43 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: put her in a minimizing sports bra and let it go.


Not as easy as it sounds. I was LUCKY to find one in my size a few months ago. Trust me, they are a godsend if you can find them in your size
 
2013-01-22 07:39:52 PM

Thisbymaster: Some men just want the watch the world burn their bras.


I'm a terrible person
 
2013-01-22 07:39:54 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.


This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

I'm not dense enough to make a blanket statement that all women can flash a smile, show cleavage, or cry to get their way. Some women do, and you're denying that they do.

That is all. I am not attacking you.
 
2013-01-22 07:43:09 PM

namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.


You sound fat.
 
2013-01-22 07:44:01 PM
I grew up in Missouri. In 7th grade, the other girls were shocked to find out in gym class that I didn't wear a bra. Well, I was 12 years old and weighed 95 lbs. Duh. But because they were so hard on me, my mom got one from my aunt that my cousin had outgrown. It was stretchy and had red trim, so then the girls made fun of it because it wasn't "real."

I had a little prepubescent epiphany a couple months later that helped me through that school district until I moved to a less snobby/biatchy one after 10th grade. Clogs were very in style, and everyone wore a specific kind. The store was out of my style, but I found a different shoe I liked much better, and they were even more "now." I wore them to school, a girl in gym class made fun of them for being different, and I realized, "Hey, no. I like these. And I get to." From there I started developing a real personal style, which helped through the big nose/buck tooth/spelling bee queen years that followed.

So, 13 year-old who might be a little chubby as well, you rock those DDs, sweetheart. Or something like that.
 
2013-01-22 07:45:56 PM

KawaiiNot: What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


Did you hear that? That was the sound of thousands of farkers clicking on your profile.
 
2013-01-22 07:46:30 PM

Omahawg: bie?

eip


13 year olds dude...

/eip too
 
2013-01-22 07:46:33 PM

pxlboy: This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

I'm not dense enough to make a blanket statement that all women can flash a smile, show cleavage, or cry to get their way. Some women do, and you're denying that they do.

That is all. I am not attacking you.



I could be wrong, but it sounds to me like she's the type that tried to downplay the large boobies all her life. Oversized shirts and sweaters and jackets, nothing lowcut, etc. Having large boobies isn't enough to gain the advantages there are to having them. The owner has to put them on display, jiggle them, put them in a position to be ogled and whatnot. She doesn't seem like the type that did that, but it sounds like she almost resents the ones she does.

/will never understand picking on a girl/woman for having tig ol' bitties, that's like shootin' yerself in the foot.
 
2013-01-22 07:46:57 PM

pxlboy: Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.


Well, instead of trying to put some sort of blame on women who use their looks why don't you ask the men why they would let themselves be manipulated by these women in the first place?
 
2013-01-22 07:47:32 PM

FizixJunkee: KawaiiNot: My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:


I'm relatively small-chested but am not at all jealous of women with large breasts. I have too many women in my family, as well as a few friends, with gigantic breasts. I've seen the trouble and pain they cause. There's no reason to be jealous of big boobs.

\like my itty bitty titties
\\bras are still hard to find for me, too, since I don't care to wear padded bras.


Ditto. Mine are average and I would never trade up. You men who think it would be heaven (because of all the free drinks, oh boy) have never tried to shop for a larger size of bra (that doesn't look like grandma's), tried to run without wearing like 3 bras, gone swimsuit shopping, experienced the back pain, had to deal with tops that just don't fit, dealt with any neckline exposing cleavage, etc.

And then there are the small breasted girls who might also be teased in highschool, but hopefully eventually appreciate their ability to wear any top, any bra, any swimsuit, run anywhere they want (in CUTE sports bras, not scary industrial-rade ones), not have back pain, and come on have you guys ever shopped at Victoria's Secret? The world is catering to small-breasted women. Every bra in the store adds 2 sizes. OK that is great when I'm going out, but I don't really feel like having "TWO EXTRA SIZES OF VA-VOOM!" when I'm grocery shopping or, you know, just have a normal day where my shirts don't look like they might tear apart from the boob pressure.
 
2013-01-22 07:47:35 PM

fusillade762: The Angry Hand of God: Wah, Wah. i was called "No Period Woman" in middle school for being a late bloomer. Get over it.

A "No Period Woman" is a man's unicorn.

Girl I went to college with was a gymnast and had almost zero body fat. She claimed she didn't get periods because of that. I have no idea if this is true, however.


It's true for anorexic women as well.
 
2013-01-22 07:47:36 PM
Just give the girl a couple of years and she will be Ms Popular won't she?
 
2013-01-22 07:48:30 PM

liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.


Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!
 
2013-01-22 07:50:27 PM

Pincy: pxlboy: Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

Well, instead of trying to put some sort of blame on women who use their looks why don't you ask the men why they would let themselves be manipulated by these women in the first place?


I'm not one to let myself be manipulated by someone like that. It happened when I was young and naive, but I know better now. Actually, I kind of pity anyone who allows themselves to be led around like that -- women or men.
 
2013-01-22 07:50:30 PM
40F, considered a reduction in my teens, but the consultation scared me off. Some back pain, but not debilitating. Nobody assumes I'm dumb because of them. Have had a few creepy propositions to which I've given a negative response.

Overall, I'm happy with my lot in life.

/tittysweat in the summer sucks though...
 
2013-01-22 07:51:01 PM

pxlboy: I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.


Have you only observed this behavior from females? (Switch boobies for, say, a muscular upper body) Because I think there might be a bit of an observer bias at work if that's the case.
 
2013-01-22 07:51:43 PM
This thread delivers.

/EIP
 
2013-01-22 07:52:05 PM

KawaiiNot: liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.

Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!


You sound really bitter and angry.
 
2013-01-22 07:52:14 PM

whidbey: The persons or people who made this comment to the student's parents should have to resign from their positions.

Yeah it really is that simple.


It is. That simple.

The point of view behind telling her to get breast reduction surgery is the same as one that would blame a woman's appearance for causing rape: that the woman's appearance stimulates bad behavior, bad behavior is somehow the normal, inevitable, and hopelessly uncorrectable response to such a stimulus, therefore the woman is at fault for being there.

Saying instead that the problem is people being disrespectful of women and that the burden is on everyone to be kinder would conflict with the worldview that only those who have power deserve respect, which is of course the preferred worldview of people who have power.
 
2013-01-22 07:52:40 PM

randomjsa: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

That would require that teachers and administration actually do their damn jobs more than the bare minimum.

Until you cut off the flow of money from teachers unions in to campaign coffers, nothing is going to change.


Why do you hate education?
 
2013-01-22 07:53:50 PM

pxlboy: Pincy: pxlboy: Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

Well, instead of trying to put some sort of blame on women who use their looks why don't you ask the men why they would let themselves be manipulated by these women in the first place?

I'm not one to let myself be manipulated by someone like that. It happened when I was young and naive, but I know better now. Actually, I kind of pity anyone who allows themselves to be led around like that -- women or men.


Agreed. And I hope you don't think I was implying you were allowing yourself to be manipulated, I wasn't. I know there are both men and women who are very good at manipulating people, so the blame can be spread around. But when I see some guy allowing himself to be manipulated by a pretty young thing just because in the back of his mind he secretly thinks she really likes him and might have a chance of sleeping with her I usually don't feel sorry for him when he gets taken advantage of.
 
2013-01-22 07:55:52 PM

namegoeshere: pxlboy: I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

Have you only observed this behavior from females? (Switch boobies for, say, a muscular upper body) Because I think there might be a bit of an observer bias at work if that's the case.


I have, actually. However, looks are not always the sole factor. A good friend of mine has a housemate who is being used by some dude for her car and they're not even dating. She lets him take it whenever he wants and he doesn't even have to pay for gas.

It's sad, really.
 
2013-01-22 07:56:05 PM

Nem Wan: whidbey: The persons or people who made this comment to the student's parents should have to resign from their positions.

Yeah it really is that simple.

It is. That simple.

The point of view behind telling her to get breast reduction surgery is the same as one that would blame a woman's appearance for causing rape: that the woman's appearance stimulates bad behavior, bad behavior is somehow the normal, inevitable, and hopelessly uncorrectable response to such a stimulus, therefore the woman is at fault for being there.

Saying instead that the problem is people being disrespectful of women and that the burden is on everyone to be kinder would conflict with the worldview that only those who have power deserve respect, which is of course the preferred worldview of people who have power.


Well said.
 
2013-01-22 07:56:17 PM

KawaiiNot: BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.


In that case, buys me a drink. Or twenty.
 
2013-01-22 07:57:14 PM

Nem Wan: whidbey: The persons or people who made this comment to the student's parents should have to resign from their positions.

Yeah it really is that simple.

It is. That simple.

The point of view behind telling her to get breast reduction surgery is the same as one that would blame a woman's appearance for causing rape: that the woman's appearance stimulates bad behavior, bad behavior is somehow the normal, inevitable, and hopelessly uncorrectable response to such a stimulus, therefore the woman is at fault for being there.

Saying instead that the problem is people being disrespectful of women and that the burden is on everyone to be kinder would conflict with the worldview that only those who have power deserve respect, which is of course the preferred worldview of people who have power.


Exactly. Rather than telling women how not to get raped, you tell the boys not to rape. But they don't see it that way.
 
2013-01-22 07:57:37 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

I'm not dense enough to make a blanket statement that all women can flash a smile, show cleavage, or cry to get their way. Some women do, and you're denying that they do.

That is all. I am not attacking you.


And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?
 
2013-01-22 07:57:57 PM

GreyWolf007: teasing = bullying now?

/I thought bullying meant some actual pushing and shoving and some loss of lunch money


Yeah, they really should just use the adult word "Harassment".

/would make more sense and it's easier to point out to kids how this type of behavior isn't okay for adults either.
 
2013-01-22 07:59:25 PM

Pincy: pxlboy: Pincy: pxlboy: Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

Well, instead of trying to put some sort of blame on women who use their looks why don't you ask the men why they would let themselves be manipulated by these women in the first place?

I'm not one to let myself be manipulated by someone like that. It happened when I was young and naive, but I know better now. Actually, I kind of pity anyone who allows themselves to be led around like that -- women or men.

Agreed. And I hope you don't think I was implying you were allowing yourself to be manipulated, I wasn't. I know there are both men and women who are very good at manipulating people, so the blame can be spread around. But when I see some guy allowing himself to be manipulated by a pretty young thing just because in the back of his mind he secretly thinks she really likes him and might have a chance of sleeping with her I usually don't feel sorry for him when he gets taken advantage of.


Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?
 
2013-01-22 08:00:01 PM

lilistonic: I grew up in Missouri. In 7th grade, the other girls were shocked to find out in gym class that I didn't wear a bra. Well, I was 12 years old and weighed 95 lbs. Duh. But because they were so hard on me, my mom got one from my aunt that my cousin had outgrown. It was stretchy and had red trim, so then the girls made fun of it because it wasn't "real."

I had a little prepubescent epiphany a couple months later that helped me through that school district until I moved to a less snobby/biatchy one after 10th grade. Clogs were very in style, and everyone wore a specific kind. The store was out of my style, but I found a different shoe I liked much better, and they were even more "now." I wore them to school, a girl in gym class made fun of them for being different, and I realized, "Hey, no. I like these. And I get to." From there I started developing a real personal style, which helped through the big nose/buck tooth/spelling bee queen years that followed.

So, 13 year-old who might be a little chubby as well, you rock those DDs, sweetheart. Or something like that.


I agree. I think that all girls in high school have moments of insecurity but hopefully they all have the same epiphany that you had. Some don't, and their insecurity basically ruins their life. I was not extremely bullied (just the normal occasional teasing and girls whispering about each other), but I imagine extreme bullying would make it much, much harder to get over it, just like people who are abused by their parents at a young age might never get over it.
 
2013-01-22 08:01:52 PM
I was harrassed by the boys in high school for being too flat! such an imperfect world.

I did end up kicking one of those motherfarkers in the nuts while wearing doc martens.

oh the joys of youth.
 
2013-01-22 08:02:29 PM
A note to dads of boys out there. Tell that teenage hormonal creature of insanity (yes, they are that) that if he gets grabby and the girl, her brother, or her father breaks your arm, you will point and laugh because you damn well deserved it.

Yes, boobies are great. Squeezing them is awesome. Just don't try that without permission.
 
2013-01-22 08:02:56 PM

KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?


Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.
 
2013-01-22 08:03:21 PM

pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?


Well, there are a lot of 14 year old boys and husbands whose wives ration sex.
 
2013-01-22 08:04:28 PM

wrenchboy: KawaiiNot: BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.

In that case, buys me a drink. Or twenty.


I would Jimmy but do you have big boobs? I learned in this thread that only people with big boobs get free drinks. Thems the rules apparently.
 
2013-01-22 08:05:35 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using ...


I do. You're saying that since you never used your looks to get things from people and insinuate that there is no possible way that other women do.

I'm not conflating the preferential treatment that attractive people receive with the ones who are attractive and play it up, nor have I insinuated that you do.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3917414/ns/dateline_nbc/t/face-value/#.U P8 3BNUdrTc
http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/stories/do-attractive-peop le -get-preferential-treatment
 
2013-01-22 08:05:41 PM

JDAT: Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

[cbswwmx.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]


And she didn't just have breast reduction surgery because of the constant back & shoulder pain. Part of the problem was that the only offers she was getting were to act in porn movies, this despite the fact that she was only 15-years old. She also felt that her overly large breasts on such a small frame made people take her less seriously regarding her acting career.

She is only 5'1", but had 38DD breasts before the surgery.
 
2013-01-22 08:06:08 PM

KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.


You have resisted the dark side. This is commendable.
Back when I was still a LMT, I learned the horrible suffering of women with large breasts, especially if you like heels. You need to work extra hard to keep your back from failing at the cervical and thoracic vertebrae. Several women have issues where they lean back to redistribute the weight and change the natural disc pressure areas. You almost need to become a weight trainer to keep enough muscle strength to hold them up.
I did not care about breast size until after dating my last 3 girlfriends who ended up having really large breasts. Since then something has changed and I like them more, even though I know that it causes some pain.
 
2013-01-22 08:06:58 PM

pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?


So wait, enjoying looking at titties is now being led by their dicks? Look, me personally, I just like looking at titties. Unless the owner of the titties is a SO or wife or what have you, I'm not going to do jack just because "Hey Titties!". Granted I know there's plenty of men out there that would be helpless in the face of jiggling titties, but we aren't all that way. Pity the poor bastards, but don't get all angry about it.
 
2013-01-22 08:07:23 PM

JDAT: Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

[cbswwmx.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]


img526.imageshack.us

No, hers were passing into unhealthy, 'something's wrong' territory.

One side of the fence: Preposterous Preoccupation With Bosoms

The other side of the fence: Name Game
 
2013-01-22 08:09:35 PM

rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.


This is the point I was trying to make which you have have stated much more eloquently.

KiwDaWabbit: pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?

Well, there are a lot of 14 year old boys and husbands whose wives ration sex.


I learned early enough to stay away from any woman who wants to use sex as a means of control. Because it's not just about the sex, it's sociopathic use and denial of it to control someone else that speaks of an obvious personality disorder. Also, there are more likely kids involved in those relationships. The kids can be used as leverage against the man.
 
2013-01-22 08:12:03 PM

johnperkins: JDAT: Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

[cbswwmx.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]

[img526.imageshack.us image 640x480]

No, hers were passing into unhealthy, 'something's wrong' territory.

One side of the fence: Preposterous Preoccupation With Bosoms

The other side of the fence: Name Game


She had a rare condition known as gigantomastia.
 
2013-01-22 08:12:26 PM

rickycal78: pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?

So wait, enjoying looking at titties is now being led by their dicks? Look, me personally, I just like looking at titties. Unless the owner of the titties is a SO or wife or what have you, I'm not going to do jack just because "Hey Titties!". Granted I know there's plenty of men out there that would be helpless in the face of jiggling titties, but we aren't all that way. Pity the poor bastards, but don't get all angry about it.


I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.
 
2013-01-22 08:15:08 PM

KawaiiNot: liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.

Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!


I didn't say I knew you were, I said that is what it sounded like.

You seem extremely bitter about a feature that most find very attractive. Most people I know like that are people who blame that feature when their problems with their body come form somewhere else. recognize it makes it harder to find the right clothes, that it causes back problems, etc, but the way you are ranting and attacking you sound like a fat chick who likes to pretend it is her boobs that cause her problems and that girls don't like her because of them, not how she acts.

But this is fark and I am some guy in the internet, so don't let it get you down chubbs.
 
2013-01-22 08:15:29 PM

rickycal78: pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?

So wait, enjoying looking at titties is now being led by their dicks? Look, me personally, I just like looking at titties. Unless the owner of the titties is a SO or wife or what have you, I'm not going to do jack just because "Hey Titties!". Granted I know there's plenty of men out there that would be helpless in the face of jiggling titties, but we aren't all that way. Pity the poor bastards, but don't get all angry about it.


I've never been to a Hooters type restaurant or a strip club or gentlemen's club or whatever the hell they call them nowadays. I find breasts pleasant to look at. I can appreciate the female form. But I just don't need it "in my face" when I'm eating.
 
2013-01-22 08:15:31 PM

Osomatic: Admit it - you clicked this link because you wanted to see a 13-year-old with big boobs.  Now go have seat right over there.


:D
 
2013-01-22 08:17:41 PM

liam76: KawaiiNot: liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.

Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!

I didn't say I knew you were, I said that is what it sounded like.

You seem extremely bitter about a feature that most find very attractive. Most people I know like that are people who blame that feature when their problems with their body come form somewhere else. recognize it makes it harder to find the right clothes, that it causes back problems, etc, but the way you are ranting and attacking you sound like a fat chick who likes to pretend it is her boobs that cause her problems and that girls don't like her because of them, not how she acts.

But this is fark and I am some guy in the internet, so don't let it get you down chubbs.


That was a bit over the line...

My condolences if they are obscenely big and really cause those problems to the extent you cant see any of the benefits but your bitter rants make it seem not o be the case.
 
2013-01-22 08:18:32 PM

wedun: gameshowhost: Jew and Arab kids are pretty mean to each other.

Your head would explode if I told you there were Arab Jews out there.


And they're as nervous as sheep in Scotland.
 
2013-01-22 08:19:07 PM

pxlboy: I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.


Yeah, but their target audience doesn't have the same critical thinking skills that you or I might have.
 
2013-01-22 08:19:18 PM

Pincy: rickycal78: pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?

So wait, enjoying looking at titties is now being led by their dicks? Look, me personally, I just like looking at titties. Unless the owner of the titties is a SO or wife or what have you, I'm not going to do jack just because "Hey Titties!". Granted I know there's plenty of men out there that would be helpless in the face of jiggling titties, but we aren't all that way. Pity the poor bastards, but don't get all angry about it.

I've never been to a Hooters type restaurant or a strip club or gentlemen's club or whatever the hell they call them nowadays. I find breasts pleasant to look at. I can appreciate the female form. But I just don't need it "in my face" when I'm eating.


Well no one "needs" them in their face while eating, as you put it. But every now and then it's nice to just sit down, eat a meal, drink a beer or five, and enjoy oceans of exposed or nearly exposed boobies displayed for viewing pleasure. Obviously not an every day thing, but here and there it can be enjoyable.
 
2013-01-22 08:22:16 PM

Pincy: I find breasts pleasant to look at. I can appreciate the female form. But I just don't need it "in my face" when I'm eating.


tell her to sit back and relax.
 
2013-01-22 08:22:19 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hey I'm a woman on the Internet and I make a big deal about pointing out how huge my boobs are but no I won't post pics and you're a pig for asking.


Fine.

Here are my boobs in all their resplendent glory.
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i61.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 08:22:43 PM
www.roflgirls.com
 
2013-01-22 08:22:52 PM

OgreMagi: I hope your mother said, "if that is what it takes."


Unfortunately, you never want to actually say something like that to a school administrator. Because they're not joking. They actually cannot think of any possible solution between allowing the offensive conduct, and passing a bright line, zero tolerance, rule that forbids all contact between students.

Keep in mind, these are the same people what will implement 'no hugging' and 'no physical contact of any kind' type rules for schools because they cannot be bothered to use their judgment and discretion to determine what is or is not inappropriate contact between students and then determine an appropriate punishment to deter that behavior on a case by case basis.
 
2013-01-22 08:23:13 PM

spidermilk: dealt with any neckline exposing cleavage, etc


Obligatory. NSFW language
 
2013-01-22 08:24:20 PM
can't decide if this thread needs more
LOOKITDEMTITTIES!

or more
YOUfarkINGPEDOSHE'S13!
 
2013-01-22 08:24:55 PM

Bathia_Mapes: JDAT: Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

[cbswwmx.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]

And she didn't just have breast reduction surgery because of the constant back & shoulder pain. Part of the problem was that the only offers she was getting were to act in porn movies, this despite the fact that she was only 15-years old. She also felt that her overly large breasts on such a small frame made people take her less seriously regarding her acting career.

She is only 5'1", but had 38DD breasts before the surgery.


She could have had a great career.
 
2013-01-22 08:27:08 PM
mm.kanald.ro
/ wutWUT
 
2013-01-22 08:27:44 PM
every woman I've known with small boobs were jealous about those better endowed 'cause they got more attention

every woman i've known with big boobs were jealous about those with less lower back pain

i'm a guy...I shrug and be supportive like a bra as i enjoy them all
 
2013-01-22 08:27:53 PM

KiwDaWabbit: pxlboy: I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.

Yeah, but their target audience doesn't have the same critical thinking skills that you or I might have.


This. If I'm going to openly ogle a woman in a public setting like that, it's going to be at the strip club. Honestly, I have never really enjoyed the strip clubs. But I go once a year for my friend's birthday as a group outing.
 
2013-01-22 08:30:36 PM
Meanwhile, in Japan:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 08:31:21 PM

pxlboy: KiwDaWabbit: pxlboy: I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.

Yeah, but their target audience doesn't have the same critical thinking skills that you or I might have.

This. If I'm going to openly ogle a woman in a public setting like that, it's going to be at the strip club. Honestly, I have never really enjoyed the strip clubs. But I go once a year for my friend's birthday as a group outing.


I go to Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2013-01-22 08:32:24 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

I'm not dense enough to make a blanket statement that all women can flash a smile, show cleavage, or cry to get their way. Some women do, and you're denying that they do.

That is all. I am not attacking you.

And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?


You're equating having big tits to an aknowledged disability?

/get real
//has big tits too
 
2013-01-22 08:32:26 PM

Fano: Meanwhile, in Japan:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x249]


Meanwhile, in JAPAN!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 08:33:08 PM

unlikely: Later, when the girl shoots up the school, everyone will blame the guns.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-22 08:33:13 PM

pxlboy: rickycal78: pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?

So wait, enjoying looking at titties is now being led by their dicks? Look, me personally, I just like looking at titties. Unless the owner of the titties is a SO or wife or what have you, I'm not going to do jack just because "Hey Titties!". Granted I know there's plenty of men out there that would be helpless in the face of jiggling titties, but we aren't all that way. Pity the poor bastards, but don't get all angry about it.

I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.


last year there was backlash against that trope with Huggies and their "Dad test" campaign. I though that was interesting. I doubt that people were just becoming more aware about that portrayal, I think it had more to do with how more easier it has become to electronically spread a message, raise awareness, elicit outrage...
 
2013-01-22 08:33:27 PM

dopekitty74: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed ...


Can't you two have a naked pillow fight live on the internet, and just get this over with?
 
2013-01-22 08:34:08 PM

pxlboy: This. If I'm going to openly ogle a woman in a public setting like that, it's going to be at the strip club. Honestly, I have never really enjoyed the strip clubs. But I go once a year for my friend's birthday as a group outing.


I rarely go and haven't been to one in over a year, but I have to say that boobs in the face should be touted as both the most effective and preferred treatment for depression.
 
2013-01-22 08:35:22 PM

The Angry Hand of God: I go to Chuck E. Cheese.


I scream, you scream. Mostly, you scream.
 
2013-01-22 08:35:28 PM

calbert: pxlboy: rickycal78: pxlboy: Indeed. I think that's why I have never really understood the appeal of the "breastaurant". I see the commercials for the Tilted Kilt and it makes me angry and sad that there are men out there like the ones in the commercial -- simpletons lead around by their dicks gaping and drooling at the women.

WTF?

So wait, enjoying looking at titties is now being led by their dicks? Look, me personally, I just like looking at titties. Unless the owner of the titties is a SO or wife or what have you, I'm not going to do jack just because "Hey Titties!". Granted I know there's plenty of men out there that would be helpless in the face of jiggling titties, but we aren't all that way. Pity the poor bastards, but don't get all angry about it.

I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.

last year there was backlash against that trope with Huggies and their "Dad test" campaign. I though that was interesting. I doubt that people were just becoming more aware about that portrayal, I think it had more to do with how more easier it has become to electronically spread a message, raise awareness, elicit outrage...


I hadn't heard about that, but I will look into it. Honestly, I could do without either sex being portrayed as an inferior. Stupidity is not exclusive to either gender.
 
2013-01-22 08:36:01 PM

rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.


Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.
 
2013-01-22 08:37:46 PM

KiwDaWabbit: pxlboy: This. If I'm going to openly ogle a woman in a public setting like that, it's going to be at the strip club. Honestly, I have never really enjoyed the strip clubs. But I go once a year for my friend's birthday as a group outing.

I rarely go and haven't been to one in over a year, but I have to say that boobs in the face should be touted as both the most effective and preferred treatment for depression.


Heh. As much as I appreciate the female form, the high pressure sales pitch and overpriced booze is a major turnoff.

Also, the rules at the strip club are different for women. That, and a couple will get more attention than a guy coming in alone. The only exception to the single male rule is if has lots of money to spend.

Carry on.
 
2013-01-22 08:39:20 PM

liam76: KawaiiNot: liam76: KawaiiNot: I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Sounds like you don't have looks, just mass.

Yes, you have never met me yet you are all knowing and all wise. Of course I must not be attractive! Far easier that be true then you challenge your sexist assumptions about women. I shall have to correct all those men who call me beautiful from now on. Thank you!

I didn't say I knew you were, I said that is what it sounded like.

You seem extremely bitter about a feature that most find very attractive. Most people I know like that are people who blame that feature when their problems with their body come form somewhere else. recognize it makes it harder to find the right clothes, that it causes back problems, etc, but the way you are ranting and attacking you sound like a fat chick who likes to pretend it is her boobs that cause her problems and that girls don't like her because of them, not how she acts.

But this is fark and I am some guy in the internet, so don't let it get you down chubbs.


Bitter = " A woman with an opinion that doesn't match mine."
 
2013-01-22 08:39:22 PM

KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.


As someone who has bought a drink for a girl with huge tits in the hope that I would be able to go home and motorboat her, I don't think you are taking advantage of your situation.
 
2013-01-22 08:40:38 PM

largedon: I teach in the STL county and my brother-in-law taught at Riverview a couple of years ago. It's a horribly run district and continuously gets the lowest scores in the state for reading and math. They change their administration about every 2-3 years and nothing changes. Of course it doesn't help that the area they're located in is pretty rough. Feel for most of the teachers that work there. Here's their map scores over the past few years.

School district RIVERVIEW GARDENS
Ascending School RIVERVIEW GARDENS SR. HIGH
Passed comm. arts 2011 33.33%
Passed comm. arts 2012 31.31%
Passed math 2011 7.30%
Passed math 2012 11.15%


Why not just fail the kids and after they fail two years in a row, drop the kids and the parents have to pay for private school. I bet parents might start giving a shiat.
 
2013-01-22 08:42:53 PM

KawaiiNot: Bitter = " A woman with an opinion that doesn't match mine."


Projection = What you did there.
 
2013-01-22 08:44:23 PM

JDAT: Bathia_Mapes: JDAT: Still saddens me that she had the surgery.

[cbswwmx.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]

And she didn't just have breast reduction surgery because of the constant back & shoulder pain. Part of the problem was that the only offers she was getting were to act in porn movies, this despite the fact that she was only 15-years old. She also felt that her overly large breasts on such a small frame made people take her less seriously regarding her acting career.

She is only 5'1", but had 38DD breasts before the surgery.

She could have had a great career.


If you mean as a porn actress, she didn't want to go that route.

And don't you find it really disturbing, not to mention highly illegal, that she was only 15, but was being offered roles in porn movies?
 
2013-01-22 08:44:32 PM

KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.


The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his looks to get something he wants. He realizes that he is appealing to other men and uses that to get other men to do things for him. Not all young gay men are like or do this. There are still some who do and it is likely that the other guys in bar are aware of it.

You see, you think that we're equating large breasts to automatic advantages, but you're missing the point. Many men find large breasts attractive and will treat well-endowed women differently as a result. Women realize this and will either play it up or be totally repulsed by it.

You are the latter in this situation. And more power to you for it. But you seem to be in denial of the fact that some women (or men as it was illustrated) will take advantage of their looks.
 
2013-01-22 08:44:40 PM

Tigger: She should do what EVERYONE ELSE does in middle school.

Wait a few years until kids figure out that the things they are bullying her for are actually really desirable (boobs, brains etc.)


The school district should tell the flat girls to get implants.

Makes just as much sense.
 
2013-01-22 08:44:41 PM

Tatterdemalian: KawaiiNot: Bitter = " A woman with an opinion that doesn't match mine."

Projection = What you did there.


Did I call anyone bitter?
 
2013-01-22 08:45:26 PM

The Angry Hand of God: dopekitty74: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed ...

Can't you two have a naked pillow fight live on the internet, and just get this over with?


Heh...

You quoted that with my name in there, but completely cut my line.

/apparently i'm just an extra now
//hollywood sucks!
 
2013-01-22 08:45:30 PM
KawaiiNot: Stop noticing how pretty I am and how big my boobs are! Stop paying attention to me for the things that have captivated men since the dawn of time! I'm going to keep reminding you how pretty and successful and well-endowed I am until you stop noticing! Hey, I mean it, these giant boobs are just awful and--hey, are you paying attention to me? Why won't anyone believe me when I say I don't use them to get attention?

stickerheads.com
 
2013-01-22 08:46:35 PM

JerkStore: KawaiiNot: Stop noticing how pretty I am and how big my boobs are! Stop paying attention to me for the things that have captivated men since the dawn of time! I'm going to keep reminding you how pretty and successful and well-endowed I am until you stop noticing! Hey, I mean it, these giant boobs are just awful and--hey, are you paying attention to me? Why won't anyone believe me when I say I don't use them to get attention?

[stickerheads.com image 336x275]


This.
 
2013-01-22 08:50:30 PM

JerkStore: KawaiiNot: Stop noticing how pretty I am and how big my boobs are! Stop paying attention to me for the things that have captivated men since the dawn of time! I'm going to keep reminding you how pretty and successful and well-endowed I am until you stop noticing! Hey, I mean it, these giant boobs are just awful and--hey, are you paying attention to me? Why won't anyone believe me when I say I don't use them to get attention?


*
Notice she didn't reply to me calling her out on comparing having big tits to being deaf?
 
2013-01-22 08:50:38 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his looks to get something he wants. He realizes that he is appealing to other men and uses that to get other men to do things for him. Not all young gay men are like or do this. There are still some who do and it is likely that the other guys in bar are aware of it.

You see, you think that we're equating large breasts to automatic advantages, but you're missing the point. Many men find large breasts attractive and will treat well-endowed women differently as a result. Women realize this and will either play it up or be totally repulsed by it.

You are the latter in this situation. And more power to you for it. But you seem to be in denial of the fact that some women (or men as it was illustrated) will take advantage of their looks.


Yes some attractive men and women try to get whatever they can from their looks. Are most people like that? No. Does the fact that they might be able to get free drinks out of someone of the opposite sex negate the fact that really huge, naturally occurring breasts has a ton of drawbacks and pain? No.

I think you are mixing apples and oranges.
 
2013-01-22 08:52:23 PM

dopekitty74: JerkStore: KawaiiNot: Stop noticing how pretty I am and how big my boobs are! Stop paying attention to me for the things that have captivated men since the dawn of time! I'm going to keep reminding you how pretty and successful and well-endowed I am until you stop noticing! Hey, I mean it, these giant boobs are just awful and--hey, are you paying attention to me? Why won't anyone believe me when I say I don't use them to get attention?

*
Notice she didn't reply to me calling her out on comparing having big tits to being deaf?


Okay, You're called out. Are you pleased?
 
2013-01-22 08:53:22 PM

KawaiiNot: I think you are mixing apples and oranges melons.


FTFY
 
2013-01-22 08:55:33 PM
I was also visited by the boob fairy a bit too soon. it sucked and this story sucks.
 
2013-01-22 08:56:28 PM

KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.


Definitely fat.
 
2013-01-22 08:56:39 PM
Gee, I was bullied for a lot of reasons in school, but none of them were because of my rack. I was in a large training bra at 12, and wearing ill fitting bras my mother had from nursing my baby brother, C34 by 13. In early high school(aged 15) I was either a D or DD 32, almost 34.
 
2013-01-22 08:56:53 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his look ...


No one is denying the physical drawbacks of large breasts and you seem to think that we are. I think for some, the drawbacks are merely the price of admission. For others, such as yourself and women I have known, it is a detriment.

It's all about perspective and is certainly not apples and oranges. Also, I will reiterate that you sound bitter. And no, that does not equal "having a differing opinion". Your tone is has been consistently condescending throughout all of your posts.

You're doing a good job trying to paint yourself as a victim, but you're really just coming off as kind of an asshole.
 
2013-01-22 08:58:07 PM

OgreMagi: KawaiiNot: I think you are mixing apples and oranges melons.

FTFY


Thanks for fixing that for me OgreMagi
 
2013-01-22 09:02:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 09:02:38 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his looks to get something he wants. He realizes that he is appealing to other men and uses that to get other men to do things for him. Not all young gay men are like or do this. There are still some who do and it is likely that the other guys in bar are aware of it.

You see, you think that we're equating large breasts to automatic advantages, but you're missing the point. Many men find large breasts attractive and will treat well-endowed women differently as a result. Women realize this and will either play it up or be totally repulsed by it.

You are the latter in this situation. And more power to you for it. But you seem to be in denial of the fact that some women (or men as it was illustrated) will take advantage of their looks.

Yes some attractive men and women try to get whatever they can from their looks. Are most people like that? No. Does the fact that they might be able to get free drinks out of someone of the opposite sex negate the fact that really huge, naturally occurring breasts has a ton of drawbacks and pain? No.

I think you are mixing apples and oranges.


I think everyone else's point is that you've repeatedly started that there is no possible advantage to being large breasted, which is decidedly and demonstrably untrue. If you were to say that despite some potential advantages, in your experience large breasts ate a hindrance, everyone would acknowledge that and have no grounds for disagreement. Instead, you've insisted that your experience is the only possible one and no one else could possibly know. Not only that, but your breasts seem to be growing more and more everytime you post.
 
2013-01-22 09:04:06 PM

Yes please: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's usi ...


Along with her blood pressure, it would seem.
 
2013-01-22 09:04:31 PM
Also.... the general rule of Grade+6=Age you turn during grade (or are in grade), 6+6=12, she's already 13, so, sounds like she was held back a year, which doesn't help here.
 
2013-01-22 09:04:54 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his look ...

No one is denying the physical drawbacks of large breasts and you seem to think that we are. I think for some, the drawbacks are merely the price of admission. For others, such as yourself and women I have known, it is a detriment.

It's all about perspective and is certainly not apples and oranges. Also, I will reiterate that you sound bitter. And no, that does not equal "having a differing opinion". Your tone is has been consistently condescending throughout all of your posts.

You're doing a good job trying to paint yourself as a victim, but you're really just coming off as kind of an asshole.


I see. Who called who bitter and angry and kinda an asshole? Please point to me where I made judgments like this about you? Think about what that says about you and then come back and judge me.
 
2013-01-22 09:05:09 PM

KawaiiNot: dopekitty74: JerkStore: KawaiiNot: Stop noticing how pretty I am and how big my boobs are! Stop paying attention to me for the things that have captivated men since the dawn of time! I'm going to keep reminding you how pretty and successful and well-endowed I am until you stop noticing! Hey, I mean it, these giant boobs are just awful and--hey, are you paying attention to me? Why won't anyone believe me when I say I don't use them to get attention?

*
Notice she didn't reply to me calling her out on comparing having big tits to being deaf?

Okay, You're called out. Are you pleased?


Well you still can't justify comparing having big tits to being deaf. So, sure, whatever
 
2013-01-22 09:05:13 PM
If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?
 
2013-01-22 09:07:00 PM

WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?


We are talking about a 13 year old dude.
 
2013-01-22 09:07:44 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. ...


Now I know I'm being trolled and completely fell for it. Bravo!

You don't see the tone in your posts, but it's there. You're being condescending and rude whilst playing the poor put-upon victim.

You can't have it both ways.

Get over yourself.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:22 PM

KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.


No, ex-wife's sister that lived with us for a while was though. Besides hearing about her tales of playing men(admittedly weak minded ones) by using her body/sex appeal, I actually got to see it in action. We'd managed to find a sitter for the night so we all went out to one of the local clubs off-post. Now my ex's sister was wearing this rather eye catching outfit. Black leggings, high heeled knee boots, what I can only call a red tunic ( no idea what it's actually called ) that came down just past her ass cheeks, belted at the waist, but with a dripping neckline. After chilling for a while with at the table we were at, she says she's going to go hang at the bar and "cadge drinks", her words. Curious, we watched as she went to the bar, picked a stool and started fanning herself with her shirt as if she was hot. Not more than two minutes later a guy comes up and buys her a drink. She stays and chats with him for a while, then comes back and sits with us. She does the same or a similar routine where she's running her hand along the neckline of her shirt or whatever it's called several times that night. Other than her first drink with us at the table she didn't buy any of her own drinks the entire night.

Again, just because YOU don't use your chest/body in such a fashion, doesn't mean that others don't. That's the point you don't seem to get. You can sit there and claim that just because you don't do it, that no women do all night, but that doesn't make it true. There are more than enough people with personal experience and even a few women who will frankly admit that they do it to contradict your claim. You are not all well endowed women throughout time. It's happened, it's likely happening right now somewhere and it will happen again. All your protests are doing is proclaiming your ignorance.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:46 PM

dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.


Sorry. When I read "daughter" I assumed it meant "daughter".
 
2013-01-22 09:09:51 PM
I love Tig-ol'-bitties!
 
2013-01-22 09:10:32 PM

dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.


If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?
 
2013-01-22 09:11:37 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

I'm not dense enough to make a blanket statement that all women can flash a smile, show cleavage, or cry to get their way. Some women do, and you're denying that they do.

That is all. I am not attacking you.


Dude...right or wrong, appearance or intent, don't matter. DON'T piss the wimmens off...just sayin'
 
2013-01-22 09:12:02 PM

The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?


Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.
 
2013-01-22 09:12:45 PM

rickycal78: No, ex-wife's sister that lived with us for a while was though. Besides hearing about her tales of playing men(admittedly weak minded ones) by using her body/sex appeal, I actually got to see it in action. We'd managed to find a sitter for the night so we all went out to one of the local clubs off-post. Now my ex's sister was wearing this rather eye catching outfit. Black leggings, high heeled knee boots, what I can only call a red tunic ( no idea what it's actually called ) that came down just past her ass cheeks, belted at the waist, but with a dripping neckline. After chilling for a while with at the table we were at, she says she's going to go hang at the bar and "cadge drinks", her words. Curious, we watched as she went to the bar, picked a stool and started fanning herself with her shirt as if she was hot. Not more than two minutes later a guy comes up and buys her a drink. She stays and chats with him for a while, then comes back and sits with us. She does the same or a similar routine where she's running her hand along the neckline of her shirt or whatever it's called several times that night. Other than her first drink with us at the table she didn't buy any of her own drinks the entire night.

Again, just because YOU don't use your chest/body in such a fashion, doesn't mean that others don't. That's the point you don't seem to get. You can sit there and claim that just because you don't do it, that no women do all night, but that doesn't make it true. There are more than enough people with personal experience and even a few women who will frankly admit that they do it to contradict your claim. You are not all well endowed women throughout time. It's happened, it's likely happening right now somewhere and it will happen again. All your protests are doing is proclaiming your ignorance.


And it seems like all your complaining about this is focused on the woman who is doing it instead of the man who is letting it happen to them. Maybe I'm reading you wrong?
 
2013-01-22 09:13:22 PM
I had a similar problem of sorts growing up.
I was too smart. It got me teased and treated as a social pariah.
I've cured the problem with large quantities of alcohol frequently administered and am no longer as smart.
 
2013-01-22 09:13:38 PM

lar_m: My 33% percentile height/weight 8th grader was was jumped by two guys on the football team. It all worked out - he said he had a knife (he didn't). The cowards ran off. They were sternly talked to and my son was suspended for making a threat. But luckily the principal did offer to "mediate" the dispute when my son returned to school.

I declined, kept my son an extra week out til Christmas break arrived and wouldn't return their phone calls or respond to their truancy prosecution threats.


You're turning your boy into a pansy. Just give him a real knife, teach him how to use it, and send him on his way.
 
2013-01-22 09:13:54 PM

WhippingBoy: The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?

Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.


Comma fail.
 
2013-01-22 09:15:26 PM

Pincy: rickycal78: No, ex-wife's sister that lived with us for a while was though. Besides hearing about her tales of playing men(admittedly weak minded ones) by using her body/sex appeal, I actually got to see it in action. We'd managed to find a sitter for the night so we all went out to one of the local clubs off-post. Now my ex's sister was wearing this rather eye catching outfit. Black leggings, high heeled knee boots, what I can only call a red tunic ( no idea what it's actually called ) that came down just past her ass cheeks, belted at the waist, but with a dripping neckline. After chilling for a while with at the table we were at, she says she's going to go hang at the bar and "cadge drinks", her words. Curious, we watched as she went to the bar, picked a stool and started fanning herself with her shirt as if she was hot. Not more than two minutes later a guy comes up and buys her a drink. She stays and chats with him for a while, then comes back and sits with us. She does the same or a similar routine where she's running her hand along the neckline of her shirt or whatever it's called several times that night. Other than her first drink with us at the table she didn't buy any of her own drinks the entire night.

Again, just because YOU don't use your chest/body in such a fashion, doesn't mean that others don't. That's the point you don't seem to get. You can sit there and claim that just because you don't do it, that no women do all night, but that doesn't make it true. There are more than enough people with personal experience and even a few women who will frankly admit that they do it to contradict your claim. You are not all well endowed women throughout time. It's happened, it's likely happening right now somewhere and it will happen again. All your protests are doing is proclaiming your ignorance.

And it seems like all your complaining about this is focused on the woman who is doing it instead of the man who is letting it happen to them. Maybe I'm reading ...


People should learn to recognize when they're being used like that, but not everyone does.
 
2013-01-22 09:15:34 PM

wademh: I had a similar problem of sorts growing up.
I was too smart. It got me teased and treated as a social pariah.
I've cured the problem with large quantities of alcohol frequently administered and am no longer as smart.


Are you me?
 
2013-01-22 09:16:21 PM

Pincy: rickycal78: No, ex-wife's sister that lived with us for a while was though. Besides hearing about her tales of playing men(admittedly weak minded ones) by using her body/sex appeal, I actually got to see it in action. We'd managed to find a sitter for the night so we all went out to one of the local clubs off-post. Now my ex's sister was wearing this rather eye catching outfit. Black leggings, high heeled knee boots, what I can only call a red tunic ( no idea what it's actually called ) that came down just past her ass cheeks, belted at the waist, but with a dripping neckline. After chilling for a while with at the table we were at, she says she's going to go hang at the bar and "cadge drinks", her words. Curious, we watched as she went to the bar, picked a stool and started fanning herself with her shirt as if she was hot. Not more than two minutes later a guy comes up and buys her a drink. She stays and chats with him for a while, then comes back and sits with us. She does the same or a similar routine where she's running her hand along the neckline of her shirt or whatever it's called several times that night. Other than her first drink with us at the table she didn't buy any of her own drinks the entire night.

Again, just because YOU don't use your chest/body in such a fashion, doesn't mean that others don't. That's the point you don't seem to get. You can sit there and claim that just because you don't do it, that no women do all night, but that doesn't make it true. There are more than enough people with personal experience and even a few women who will frankly admit that they do it to contradict your claim. You are not all well endowed women throughout time. It's happened, it's likely happening right now somewhere and it will happen again. All your protests are doing is proclaiming your ignorance.

And it seems like all your complaining about this is focused on the woman who is doing it instead of the man who is letting it happen to them. Maybe I'm reading ...


Maybe America should have hostess bars like the Japanese do. Nice, attractive girls who are there for company and nothing more. There are no illusions or lies about it.
 
2013-01-22 09:16:23 PM

SpdrJay: I agree with the school system.
It's important that everyone be forced to fit into a common standard, no matter how arbitrary or insane it might be!


Welcome to the monkey house.
 
2013-01-22 09:17:53 PM

WhippingBoy: The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?

Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.


t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-22 09:18:06 PM
Was Kurt the guy that started the Pink Monkey Experiment myth?
 
2013-01-22 09:19:50 PM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. ...

Now I know I'm being trolled and completely fell for it. Bravo!

You don't see the tone in your posts, but it's there. You're being condescending and rude whilst playing the poor put-upon victim.

You can't have it both ways.

Get over yourself.


What on earth are you talking about? You are not even making sense now. Perhaps you are trolling? Whatever. I stand by what I said.
 
2013-01-22 09:19:58 PM
Just the remember the immortal words of Ghandi:

"In the land of the flat-chested, the thirteen year old girl with a gigantic rack is king".

So wise.
 
2013-01-22 09:20:02 PM

The Angry Hand of God: WhippingBoy: The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?

Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.

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www.nsxfiles.com
 
2013-01-22 09:20:38 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drink ...


Well bless your heart.
 
2013-01-22 09:20:57 PM

FormlessOne: halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.

What an idiotic post. I feel dumber for having read such stupidity.


Betcha he was one of those guys who got their kicks from bullying other kids when he was young, lowlifes of a feather do stick up for each other, or make excuses for each other.
 
2013-01-22 09:23:39 PM

KawaiiNot: blah blah blah


I can't believe you're still going. That alone is making you look like an asshole at this point, just let it go.
 
2013-01-22 09:24:22 PM

Pincy: rickycal78: No, ex-wife's sister that lived with us for a while was though. Besides hearing about her tales of playing men(admittedly weak minded ones) by using her body/sex appeal, I actually got to see it in action. We'd managed to find a sitter for the night so we all went out to one of the local clubs off-post. Now my ex's sister was wearing this rather eye catching outfit. Black leggings, high heeled knee boots, what I can only call a red tunic ( no idea what it's actually called ) that came down just past her ass cheeks, belted at the waist, but with a dripping neckline. After chilling for a while with at the table we were at, she says she's going to go hang at the bar and "cadge drinks", her words. Curious, we watched as she went to the bar, picked a stool and started fanning herself with her shirt as if she was hot. Not more than two minutes later a guy comes up and buys her a drink. She stays and chats with him for a while, then comes back and sits with us. She does the same or a similar routine where she's running her hand along the neckline of her shirt or whatever it's called several times that night. Other than her first drink with us at the table she didn't buy any of her own drinks the entire night.

Again, just because YOU don't use your chest/body in such a fashion, doesn't mean that others don't. That's the point you don't seem to get. You can sit there and claim that just because you don't do it, that no women do all night, but that doesn't make it true. There are more than enough people with personal experience and even a few women who will frankly admit that they do it to contradict your claim. You are not all well endowed women throughout time. It's happened, it's likely happening right now somewhere and it will happen again. All your protests are doing is proclaiming your ignorance.

And it seems like all your complaining about this is focused on the woman who is doing it instead of the man who is letting it happen to them. Maybe I'm reading ...


If someone, man or woman, lets themselves be played for anything, be it drinks, money, gifts, etc, by a hint, suggestion and a flash of skin it's their own damn fault, and they're stupid for falling prey to it. But it also takes a certain type of person to be the player in that kind of scenario, and it's not a pleasant type of person. In the kind of scenario I mentioned it's much easier for the woman to play the man since men are more visually stimulated, and easier to manipulate by means of sex appeal than women. Some folks will say "Don't hate the player, hate the game." but it takes a conscious choice play the game in the first place.
 
2013-01-22 09:25:25 PM
Isn't that just taking the bulling to some sort of insane level of abuse?
 
2013-01-22 09:25:28 PM

rickycal78: Pincy: rickycal78: No, ex-wife's sister that lived with us for a while was though. Besides hearing about her tales of playing men(admittedly weak minded ones) by using her body/sex appeal, I actually got to see it in action. We'd managed to find a sitter for the night so we all went out to one of the local clubs off-post. Now my ex's sister was wearing this rather eye catching outfit. Black leggings, high heeled knee boots, what I can only call a red tunic ( no idea what it's actually called ) that came down just past her ass cheeks, belted at the waist, but with a dripping neckline. After chilling for a while with at the table we were at, she says she's going to go hang at the bar and "cadge drinks", her words. Curious, we watched as she went to the bar, picked a stool and started fanning herself with her shirt as if she was hot. Not more than two minutes later a guy comes up and buys her a drink. She stays and chats with him for a while, then comes back and sits with us. She does the same or a similar routine where she's running her hand along the neckline of her shirt or whatever it's called several times that night. Other than her first drink with us at the table she didn't buy any of her own drinks the entire night.

Again, just because YOU don't use your chest/body in such a fashion, doesn't mean that others don't. That's the point you don't seem to get. You can sit there and claim that just because you don't do it, that no women do all night, but that doesn't make it true. There are more than enough people with personal experience and even a few women who will frankly admit that they do it to contradict your claim. You are not all well endowed women throughout time. It's happened, it's likely happening right now somewhere and it will happen again. All your protests are doing is proclaiming your ignorance.

And it seems like all your complaining about this is focused on the woman who is doing it instead of the man who is letting it happen to them. Maybe I'm r ...


Truth.
 
2013-01-22 09:26:13 PM

StokeyBob: Isn't that just taking the bulling to some sort of insane level of abuse?


Par for the course for a school administrator. They're probably the only ones who hate teachers more than Congress.
 
2013-01-22 09:26:18 PM

pxlboy: Maybe America should have hostess bars like the Japanese do. Nice, attractive girls who are there for company and nothing more. There are no illusions or lies about it.


Well, attractive people get perks in other places besides bars. I recall hearing about studies that show that attractive people get paid more and such.

I'm not denying that attractive people get these perks. I'm just saying that we need to be careful about who we put all the "blame" on for this.
 
2013-01-22 09:27:37 PM

Pincy: pxlboy: Maybe America should have hostess bars like the Japanese do. Nice, attractive girls who are there for company and nothing more. There are no illusions or lies about it.

Well, attractive people get perks in other places besides bars. I recall hearing about studies that show that attractive people get paid more and such.

I'm not denying that attractive people get these perks. I'm just saying that we need to be careful about who we put all the "blame" on for this.


Except that the conversation devolved into a pissing match.
 
2013-01-22 09:30:26 PM
Wait, so now South Park episodes are working in reverse?
 
2013-01-22 09:32:29 PM
Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.
 
2013-01-22 09:35:18 PM

Banned on the Run: FirstDennis: from 2004:
http://www.fark.com/comments/954924/7237290#c7237290

Ooh - that means she's 22 now!

You have a saved link to a thread about a 13-year-old showing cleavage from 8 years ago?
That is commitment right there.
Pedobear approves.


Why were there so many children posting in that thread? That's the other thing that's creepy about it...
 
2013-01-22 09:36:00 PM

Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.


I'd be curious to see the same school's reaction if someone had started teasing some guy about having a small dick constantly. Would they recommend he get a surgical enlargement?
 
2013-01-22 09:36:31 PM

dletter: Also.... the general rule of Grade+6=Age you turn during grade (or are in grade), 6+6=12, she's already 13, so, sounds like she was held back a year, which doesn't help here.


It's irrelevant what grade she's currently in or if she was held back.
 
2013-01-22 09:36:34 PM
In my middle school experience big boobs = more friends than anyone else.
 
2013-01-22 09:38:29 PM

WhippingBoy: The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?

Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.


What a difference a comma makes.
 
2013-01-22 09:38:35 PM

Latinwolf: FormlessOne: halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.

What an idiotic post. I feel dumber for having read such stupidity.

Betcha he was one of those guys who got their kicks from bullying other kids when he was young, lowlifes of a feather do stick up for each other, or make excuses for each other.


Or maybe he understands that maybe just maybe his little snowflake is the one to blame? Yes I said it. There are kids out there that have an over developed persecution complex same as adults. Knew a girl in high school that needed to be picked on! Needed it. That was the only way she thought she could be the center of attention and boy o boy did she want to be the center of attention. She'd pick some wacky thing she was going to be that month (goth, punk, Wiccan, Buddhist, just a general pain in the arse) and then crawl up on her cross and cry about people picking on her for "just being her". She developed the summer before 11th grade. Then she had no trouble getting all the attention she wanted. Damn she was hot.
She still is.
 
2013-01-22 09:39:53 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Latinwolf: FormlessOne: halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.

What an idiotic post. I feel dumber for having read such stupidity.

Betcha he was one of those guys who got their kicks from bullying other kids when he was young, lowlifes of a feather do stick up for each other, or make excuses for each other.

Or maybe he understands that maybe just maybe his little snowflake is the one to blame? Yes I said it. There are kids out there that have an over developed persecution complex same as adults. Knew a girl in high school that needed to be picked on! Needed it. That was the only way she thought she could be the center of attention and boy o boy did she want to be the center of attention. She'd pick some wacky thing she was going to be that month (goth, punk, Wiccan, Buddhist, just a general pain in the arse) and then crawl up on her cross and cry about people picking on her for "just being her". She developed the summer before 11th grade. Then she had no trouble getting all the attention she wanted. Damn she was hot.
She still is.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-22 09:39:54 PM

Delecrious: In my middle school experience big boobs = more friends than anyone else.


I'm sure 99.9% of the bullying came from jealous girls.
 
2013-01-22 09:47:26 PM

pxlboy: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Latinwolf: FormlessOne: halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.

What an idiotic post. I feel dumber for having read such stupidity.

Betcha he was one of those guys who got their kicks from bullying other kids when he was young, lowlifes of a feather do stick up for each other, or make excuses for each other.

Or maybe he understands that maybe just maybe his little snowflake is the one to blame? Yes I said it. There are kids out there that have an over developed persecution complex same as adults. Knew a girl in high school that needed to be picked on! Needed it. That was the only way she thought she could be the center of attention and boy o boy did she want to be the center of attention. She'd pick some wacky thing she was going to be that month (goth, punk, Wiccan, Buddhist, just a general pain in the arse) and then crawl up on her cross and cry about people picking on her for "just being her". She developed the summer before 11th grade. Then she had no trouble getting all the attention she wanted. Damn she was hot.
She still is.


Truth.

That's why we were only friends. A fire can be beautiful doesn't mean you should stick your penis in it.

Still it was close. Not because she really wasn't that damaged, it was because she was that hot.

All that hotness and buckets and buckets of need-to-please. To this day I'm not sure how the teenage me had the will to not hot that. Maybe I had a survival instinct that was stronger than my libido.
 
2013-01-22 09:49:40 PM
Weird. Should have pxlboy's picture as a quote.
 
2013-01-22 09:56:33 PM
drtfa

Bullies need to face charges or at least no charges should be filed when the bullies get beaten with hammers
 
2013-01-22 09:59:37 PM
I sincerely empathize with KawaiiNot.
I'm 6'-3", tan, muscular and have wavy chestnut hair framing my chiseled jawline.
I'm athletic, well-hung and well-connected. I drive a Porsche, and have exquisite teeth. Women throw themselves at me, and other men want to be me. I am an equestrian and monied.

How I wish I were Joe Six-Pack with a beer-gut and a warrant for my arrest. I long for the comforts of a double-wide and an alcohol problem. The absence of teeth and hair would save me hours of primping per day, and a small penis would finally rid me of the scourge of beauty queen attention.

Alas, I can only hope that I may finally put to rest the myth that fabulous wealth, glorious looks, and the constant bedding of Victoria Secret models is in any way a "charmed" life
 
2013-01-22 10:01:44 PM
As the father of a soon to be 10 Y.O. daughter, I'm not looking forward to this.

/her mother can deal with that issue.
 
2013-01-22 10:03:26 PM

Bathia_Mapes: WhippingBoy: The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?

Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.

What a difference a comma makes.


Or capitalization. Like helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
 
2013-01-22 10:10:05 PM
I developed earlier than a lot of my peers, and I got a lot of flack in 7th/8th grade for it.  I'm still fairly well-endowed in the bosom region, and I really don't like it.  I avoid wearing super low-cut tops because it just makes me look trashy, and I tend to avoid tight or form-fitting shirts because again, it makes me look trashy.  I don't wear really baggy tops, but I don't wear anything that really clings to the girls.  I'm planning on getting a breast reduction as soon as I'm financially able to, only because I don't like the way I look at the moment.  I don't have back pain yet, but I also don't want to get it in the future.

As for benefits from having big tits, sure some women use their hooters to their advantage to get out of speeding tickets or scam random dudes at a bar for free drinks, but why would I want to do that?  I don't drink, and if I get caught speeding, oh well.  I shouldn't have been speeding.  The idea of unbuttoning my shirt a bit and saying, "Oh officer, you can't possibly think I was speeding......why, my car can't go that fast!" is so far outside the realm of intelligence, my brain would explode if I attempted it.  If you honestly think that's a smart thing to do, you're too stupid to drive a car.  It's as lame as crying to get out of a ticket.
 
2013-01-22 10:11:48 PM

KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

A sufficiently-endowed woman can, if she so chooses, use them to her advantage in many situations. I think that's what he means.

BS. Have you not been listening to what the well endowed women here have been saying? The offer to buy me a drink by some slimy guy staring at my boobs is NOT an advantage. Quite the contrary.


I interpreted his comment as a married man's attempt at sensitivity and subtle white knighting.
 
2013-01-22 10:14:51 PM
clear cut case of speak with out the brain full engaged.
 
2013-01-22 10:19:42 PM
hah I see the bitter MRA types are in here claiming that big-breasted women have it all. Oh yes any woman with any attractive body part is oppressive of teh menz.

"That's not what I was saying at all, I'm saying SOME women do it!"

Yeeeahhhh riiiighhht.

And no man anywhere ever used an unfair advantage to get a favor.
 
2013-01-22 10:23:47 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Why not just fail the kids and after they fail two years in a row, drop the kids and the parents have to pay for private school. I bet parents might start giving a shiat.


That might be the best idea I have ever heard for reforming the education system.
 
2013-01-22 10:28:44 PM
Anyone working for a school who suggests it should not be working for a school as they clearly have no concept of what is appropriate or fair.
 
2013-01-22 10:28:48 PM
 
2013-01-22 10:29:51 PM

Coco LaFemme:
As for benefits from having big tits, sure some women use their hooters to their advantage to get out of speeding tickets or scam random dudes at a bar for free drinks, but why would I want to do that?  I don't drink, and if I get caught speeding, oh well.  I shouldn't have been speeding.  The idea of unbuttoning my shirt a bit and saying, "Oh officer, you can't possibly think I was speeding......why, my car can't go that fast!" is so far outside the realm of intelligence, my brain would explode if I attempted it.  If you honestly think that's a smart thing to do, you're too stupid to drive a car.  It's as lame as crying to get out of a ticket.


I was with you right up until the end. If I could reliably get out of a ticket by crying I'd need waterproof seats.
Of course crying and then not getting out of the ticket would be the end of me.
 
2013-01-22 10:38:20 PM
Now that mom has gone to the news media and pretty much everybody in Moline Acres and the rest of MO knows about her daughter's knockers, the bullying will cease forthwith.

GreyWolf007: teasing = bullying now?

/I thought bullying meant some actual pushing and shoving and some loss of lunch money


It stops being teasing when there's deliberate intimidation involved. You don't have to get physical to be a bully.
 
2013-01-22 10:39:24 PM

wademh: Coco LaFemme:
As for benefits from having big tits, sure some women use their hooters to their advantage to get out of speeding tickets or scam random dudes at a bar for free drinks, but why would I want to do that?  I don't drink, and if I get caught speeding, oh well.  I shouldn't have been speeding.  The idea of unbuttoning my shirt a bit and saying, "Oh officer, you can't possibly think I was speeding......why, my car can't go that fast!" is so far outside the realm of intelligence, my brain would explode if I attempted it.  If you honestly think that's a smart thing to do, you're too stupid to drive a car.  It's as lame as crying to get out of a ticket.

I was with you right up until the end. If I could reliably get out of a ticket by crying I'd need waterproof seats.
Of course crying and then not getting out of the ticket would be the end of me.


I just think it sets women back a century or more when some of them pull shiat like that.  You got pulled over.  Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.  No one wants to get a speeding ticket, but that doesn't mean you try and scam the cop out of giving you one.  My sister's boyfriend's sister once tried to get out of a ticket by telling the cop she had her period and had to get home to put a tampon in.  I mean, seriously?!
 
2013-01-22 10:42:16 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Now that mom has gone to the news media and pretty much everybody in Moline Acres and the rest of MO knows about her daughter's knockers, the bullying will cease forthwith.

GreyWolf007: teasing = bullying now?

/I thought bullying meant some actual pushing and shoving and some loss of lunch money

It stops being teasing when there's deliberate intimidation involved. You don't have to get physical to be a bully.


It doesn't even have to be deliberate intimidation, sometimes the teasing can go on long enough and be harsh enough to where the victim starts to fear or hate going to school or wherever it is they get bullied. That might not be what the bully sets out to do, but it's often the end result.
 
2013-01-22 10:48:55 PM

dletter: Also.... the general rule of Grade+6=Age you turn during grade (or are in grade), 6+6=12, she's already 13, so, sounds like she was held back a year, which doesn't help here.


How many grades were you held back? You forgot to carry the thought of when is her birthday. The year is half over and some kids have birthdays late in the year causing them to wait for the next school year. So, if her b-day was nov. or dec. she would be in the correct grade.

I knew a beautiful girl in my sophomore year that was easily DD. However, I would've enjoyed her beauty even if she was B-cup. A brunette with wonderful skin and the classic pin up girl face. She was stunning. Yet she never gave me or any other guy a chance because, well we had to be only looking at her for her boobs. It never occurred to her that I may have just would've loved to talk to her. When I met my wife, she was wearing a work uniform that hid how big chested she was. I got lucky she's a c-cup. I won't lie I like boobs, but getting to know people is just as much fun for me.
 
2013-01-22 10:50:41 PM
( o Y o ) > (.)(.)
 
2013-01-22 10:53:02 PM

fusillade762: A "No Period Woman" is a man's unicorn.
Girl I went to college with was a gymnast and had almost zero body fat. She claimed she didn't get periods because of that. I have no idea if this is true, however.


I didn't have periods for years because I didn't eat enough, and I drank like a fish. So it does happen. I never even thought about it--not having periods was great. Boy was I shocked when I quit drinking and got pregnant right away. Stupid OTC birth control.


WhippingBoy: wademh: I had a similar problem of sorts growing up.
I was too smart. It got me teased and treated as a social pariah.
I've cured the problem with large quantities of alcohol frequently administered and am no longer as smart.
Are you me?


That was our running joke in college. It totally worked for me. I'm still a social pariah, but since I'm not as bright, it doesn't bother me as much.

/Or does it bother me more, because I'm not smart enough to entertain myself now?
 
2013-01-22 10:56:51 PM

KawaiiNot: I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way


I think most people here are pretty sympathetic your plight that there are a lot of disadvantages. I've had a couple friends that had to get breast reduction surgery because they were so miserable.

What's getting people going is your insistence that there are /no/ advantages. If you want be real there are advantages, even if they are outweighed in your personal case by all of your disadvantages. Simply going by the fact that literally millions of woman have paid money for surgery to get their boobs made larger is pretty empirical evidence to their perceived advantages. That being said, I've got to give you props for paying your own way through life and not exploiting the guys.

Yes please: I think everyone else's point is that you've repeatedly started that there is no possible advantage to being large breasted, which is decidedly and demonstrably untrue. If you were to say that despite some potential advantages, in your experience large breasts ate a hindrance, everyone would acknowledge that and have no grounds for disagreement. Instead, you've insisted that your experience is the only possible one and no one else could possibly know. Not only that, but your breasts seem to be growing more and more everytime you post.


This.

Ex wife had DD's and loved them for what they did for men but hated living with them, another friend of mine has FF's and hated them. Another friend of mine also had FF's and loved them for everything they brought her. One friend had EE's and had to get a reduction for all the problems. For some woman they are a bane to their existence and the truly do hate their big boobs. Other woman with big boobs have a different life experience and don't have those problems.

One thing I've learned though, I've never yet met a woman that liked the size of her boobs....
 
2013-01-22 10:57:24 PM

Yes please: KawaiiNot: Yes please:When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Pffft! I have a brain and a job that affords me enough to buy my own drinks thank you very much. I pay my own way.

Just because you choose not to take advantage that doesn't mean there aren't benefits.


Keep at it, dude, I think she's totally into you.
 
2013-01-22 10:58:12 PM
All of my short friends are jealous, but being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. It can be very hard to find shirts that have sleeves that are long enough when you are 6'3", but only weigh 180/190. Shirts that fit your torso never have sleeves that are long enough (and clothes in general are a pain). People are always asking you if you play basketball. Many cars have seats that do not go back far enough for you. Get comfortable on a plane? Hah! You're more prone to back problems. And you can't even get free drinks out of the deal.
 
2013-01-22 11:00:12 PM
I clicked the profile of every slut in this thread that mentioned their breasts. Most of you whores don't have any pics. Seriously, WTF?
 
2013-01-22 11:00:33 PM
Apparently, homely women with small breasts have no idea how good they have it.
 
2013-01-22 11:01:58 PM

Egalitarian: hah I see the bitter MRA types are in here claiming that big-breasted women have it all. Oh yes any woman with any attractive body part is oppressive of teh menz.

"That's not what I was saying at all, I'm saying SOME women do it!"

Yeeeahhhh riiiighhht.

And no man anywhere ever used an unfair advantage to get a favor.


You should sue your English teacher for failing you miserably. People scoffed at the idea that there are no advantages to being stacked. That isn't the same thing as saying they have every advantage. Tis a shame you're all tits and no brain.
 
2013-01-22 11:02:06 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I clicked the profile of every slut in this thread that mentioned their breasts. Most of you whores don't have any pics. Seriously, WTF?


Flattery won't get you anywhere.
 
2013-01-22 11:05:27 PM

cryinoutloud: fusillade762: A "No Period Woman" is a man's unicorn.
Girl I went to college with was a gymnast and had almost zero body fat. She claimed she didn't get periods because of that. I have no idea if this is true, however.

I didn't have periods for years because I didn't eat enough, and I drank like a fish. So it does happen. I never even thought about it--not having periods was great. Boy was I shocked when I quit drinking and got pregnant right away. Stupid OTC birth control.


WhippingBoy: wademh: I had a similar problem of sorts growing up.
I was too smart. It got me teased and treated as a social pariah.
I've cured the problem with large quantities of alcohol frequently administered and am no longer as smart.
Are you me?

That was our running joke in college. It totally worked for me. I'm still a social pariah, but since I'm not as bright, it doesn't bother me as much.

/Or does it bother me more, because I'm not smart enough to entertain myself now?


yes. it works.
 
2013-01-22 11:12:58 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I clicked the profile of every slut in this thread that mentioned their breasts. Most of you whores don't have any pics. Seriously, WTF?


There are no girls on the internet.
 
2013-01-22 11:14:04 PM

Egalitarian: hah I see the bitter MRA types are in here


I find it amusing that someone named "Egalitarian" is complaining about Men's rights activists. Somehow I doubt you complain about Women's rights activists. Are you really interested in equal rights for all people, or only /some/ people?
 
2013-01-22 11:15:40 PM
I, for one, am so happy that there are guys here who can explain the advantages of having big breasts to the women who actually have big breasts.
 
2013-01-22 11:18:44 PM
Boobs come in bunches? I always thought they came in pairs.
 
2013-01-22 11:22:37 PM
to make a chris hanson reference or not: that is the question
whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous cliche
or to take arms and think of something witty
 
2013-01-22 11:23:22 PM
I dated a girl in college, she was a double -e. After college dated a triple d for a few years, then met my wife, who was another triple-d. Found out last year, she had 2 cancer nodules, on the right breast. She chose a mastectomy, and the surgeon removed the bottom half. She's opting for reconstruction soon, and she's thinking of going "smaller and perkier". I told her that at her age, there's not much left that's perky". She was not amused. Well, you gotta take a loss on "wear and tear".
 
2013-01-22 11:23:33 PM
I see it's another thread of No One Who Has What I've Always Wanted (To Play With) Is Allowed To Be Unhappy In Any Way.
 
2013-01-22 11:26:47 PM

Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?


Instead of saying the girl needs her boobs removed, maybe we could try castrating bullies first and see if that helps.

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

In the immortal words of Matt Groening: Middle School is where they put you so you can't torment the younger kids. And to protect you from the beatings from older kids that you richly deserve.
 
2013-01-22 11:26:59 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I clicked the profile of every slut in this thread that mentioned their breasts. Most of you whores don't have any pics. Seriously, WTF?


Aww, someone wanted to see some boobies was too farking lazy to Google them.  Point and laugh, everyone.  Point and laugh.
 
2013-01-22 11:28:34 PM

Coco LaFemme: wademh: Coco LaFemme:
As for benefits from having big tits, sure some women use their hooters to their advantage to get out of speeding tickets or scam random dudes at a bar for free drinks, but why would I want to do that?  I don't drink, and if I get caught speeding, oh well.  I shouldn't have been speeding.  The idea of unbuttoning my shirt a bit and saying, "Oh officer, you can't possibly think I was speeding......why, my car can't go that fast!" is so far outside the realm of intelligence, my brain would explode if I attempted it.  If you honestly think that's a smart thing to do, you're too stupid to drive a car.  It's as lame as crying to get out of a ticket.

I was with you right up until the end. If I could reliably get out of a ticket by crying I'd need waterproof seats.
Of course crying and then not getting out of the ticket would be the end of me.

I just think it sets women back a century or more when some of them pull shiat like that.  You got pulled over.  Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.  No one wants to get a speeding ticket, but that doesn't mean you try and scam the cop out of giving you one.  My sister's boyfriend's sister once tried to get out of a ticket by telling the cop she had her period and had to get home to put a tampon in.  I mean, seriously?!


I don't know. I've got some horror stories about institutionalized stupidity but have zero expectation that institutions will ever evolve to avoid such things. I guess I'm similarly resigned to the sexual politic that drives from men generally being the aggressors and women being the choosers because that's biology. And by resigned I don't mean apologizing for every abuse. I do mean not crusading to expect individuals won't seek personal advantage. I only get upset when they actually hurt innocents in the process. A guy buying a girl a drink does not quality. A cop letting somebody off with a warning does not quality. An entire gender being indirectly aspersed by apocryphal accounts of favoritism that are neither universal nor desired no longer raises my tired hackles.
 
2013-01-22 11:30:13 PM

gibbon1: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

Instead of saying the girl needs her boobs removed, maybe we could try castrating bullies first and see if that helps.

That said, is there any group of kids worse to each other than middle schoolers?

In the immortal words of Matt Groening: Middle School is where they put you so you can't torment the younger kids. And to protect you from the beatings from older kids that you richly deserve.


AKA hell. Grades seven through nine were junior high here. I can remember walking to school wishing that I would get hit by a car so I could get out of going school in the ninth grade.
 
2013-01-22 11:31:08 PM
I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.

/Well excuuuuuuuuuuse ME!
 
2013-01-22 11:33:19 PM

umad: Egalitarian: hah I see the bitter MRA types are in here claiming that big-breasted women have it all. Oh yes any woman with any attractive body part is oppressive of teh menz.

"That's not what I was saying at all, I'm saying SOME women do it!"

Yeeeahhhh riiiighhht.

And no man anywhere ever used an unfair advantage to get a favor.

You should sue your English teacher for failing you miserably. People scoffed at the idea that there are no advantages to being stacked. That isn't the same thing as saying they have every advantage. Tis a shame you're all tits and no brain.


Ye olde "I didn't mean ALL xyz" defense. Keep on diggin'.
 
2013-01-22 11:34:00 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I clicked the profile of every slut in this thread that mentioned their breasts. Most of you whores don't have any pics. Seriously, WTF?


I clicked your profile and didn't see a banana hammock. Your first big guy.
 
2013-01-22 11:36:47 PM
Does this mean that Denise Milani isn't as happy as she appears to be in her photos?
 
2013-01-22 11:38:43 PM

Coco LaFemme: I developed earlier than a lot of my peers, and I got a lot of flack in 7th/8th grade for it.  I'm still fairly well-endowed in the bosom region, and I really don't like it.  I avoid wearing super low-cut tops because it just makes me look trashy, and I tend to avoid tight or form-fitting shirts because again, it makes me look trashy.  I don't wear really baggy tops, but I don't wear anything that really clings to the girls.  I'm planning on getting a breast reduction as soon as I'm financially able to, only because I don't like the way I look at the moment.  I don't have back pain yet, but I also don't want to get it in the future.

As for benefits from having big tits, sure some women use their hooters to their advantage to get out of speeding tickets or scam random dudes at a bar for free drinks, but why would I want to do that?  I don't drink, and if I get caught speeding, oh well.  I shouldn't have been speeding.  The idea of unbuttoning my shirt a bit and saying, "Oh officer, you can't possibly think I was speeding......why, my car can't go that fast!" is so far outside the realm of intelligence, my brain would explode if I attempted it.  If you honestly think that's a smart thing to do, you're too stupid to drive a car.  It's as lame as crying to get out of a ticket.


It's a sin to kill a big boobie. I reckon because big boobies don't do anything but make the world pretty for us to enjoy. They don't eat people's gardens, don't nest in the corncrib, they don't do one thing but just sing their hearts out for us.
 
2013-01-23 12:14:00 AM
309 posts and not one mention of Wenk. What is Fark coming to.
 
2013-01-23 12:48:55 AM

Peki: The Stealth Hippopotamus: There is nothing meaner that a girl between the age of 12-14

I dunno. Girls don't often rape or sexually assault other girls of that age just because of their bodies.

Boys, on the other hand, aren't often taught to keep their hands to themselves.

/sexually assaulted a LOT at school by boys, only verbally harassed by the girls
//school shrugged their shoulders at my mom and went "What do you want us to do, suspend the whole school?"


Goddamn. If I were a mother and that happened to my kid, I'd ask a police officer to come down to the class one day and explain in detail where boys who can't keep their hands to themselves go. No names, but I'd damn well hope that would get the admin's attention. You do  not permit children to physically act out, that is a surefire way to turn them into spoiled delinquents.
 
2013-01-23 12:49:19 AM

Repo Man: Does this mean that Denise Milani isn't as happy as she appears to be in her photos?


I can guarantee she isn't as happy as I am when I see her photos. (ba dum tish)
 
2013-01-23 01:04:46 AM

Fark Me To Tears: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

You don't get how this works, do you?  The bullies are the victims in these situations.  People will go to amazing lengths these days to deflect blame from the bullies, usually back towards their supposed victims.  It's not a bully's fault that he beats up a wimpy little kid.  It's the wimpy little kid's fault for being little and wimpy in front of the bully, leading the bully to beat up the kid.  In fact, if a bully gets into trouble for beating up the little wimpy kid, that is also the fault of the wimpy little kid.  When I was in middle school, I learned that you should never hit back when a bully hits you -- Why?  Because no one sees the bully throw that first punch, but they sure as hell see you when you throw the second punch.


If you're being bullied, you might as well kill the SOB because you sure as hell ain't going to get any justice, so you might as well go the extra mile and go for revenge.

I made the mistake of hitting the little sociopath who was bullying me back. I got sent to a "special school" (apeshiat insane snake pit) for two and a half years because I was taller and stuttered (a sure sign of mental retardation back in the 1960s). I came out of there with PTSD. If I knew my life was going to be ruined, I would've killed the little SOB and buried him in a hole in a vacant lot.
 
2013-01-23 01:11:47 AM

Egalitarian: umad: Egalitarian: hah I see the bitter MRA types are in here claiming that big-breasted women have it all. Oh yes any woman with any attractive body part is oppressive of teh menz.

"That's not what I was saying at all, I'm saying SOME women do it!"

Yeeeahhhh riiiighhht.

And no man anywhere ever used an unfair advantage to get a favor.

You should sue your English teacher for failing you miserably. People scoffed at the idea that there are no advantages to being stacked. That isn't the same thing as saying they have every advantage. Tis a shame you're all tits and no brain.

Ye olde "I didn't mean ALL xyz" defense. Keep on diggin'.


Wow. You really are dumb as shiat aren't you? This ridiculous discussion over the perks of tits was only kicked off when KawaiiNot became belligerently adamant that there are absolutely zero advantages to having large breasts. Go play victim somewhere else.
 
2013-01-23 02:13:52 AM

OgreMagi: A friend's daughter hit 13 and immediately took after her mother, huge boobs. Her mother had reduction surgery to get down to a DD. They already plan to get reduction for the daughter once she stops growing.


That was the first thing I thought of. Doing the reduction while they are still growing sounds stupid.
 
2013-01-23 02:31:49 AM

Coelacanth: Fark Me To Tears: Solid State Vittles: Here's a suggestion, maybe the school district should do a better job of, you know, disciplining bullies?

You don't get how this works, do you?  The bullies are the victims in these situations.  People will go to amazing lengths these days to deflect blame from the bullies, usually back towards their supposed victims.  It's not a bully's fault that he beats up a wimpy little kid.  It's the wimpy little kid's fault for being little and wimpy in front of the bully, leading the bully to beat up the kid.  In fact, if a bully gets into trouble for beating up the little wimpy kid, that is also the fault of the wimpy little kid.  When I was in middle school, I learned that you should never hit back when a bully hits you -- Why?  Because no one sees the bully throw that first punch, but they sure as hell see you when you throw the second punch.

If you're being bullied, you might as well kill the SOB because you sure as hell ain't going to get any justice, so you might as well go the extra mile and go for revenge.

I made the mistake of hitting the little sociopath who was bullying me back. I got sent to a "special school" (apeshiat insane snake pit) for two and a half years because I was taller and stuttered (a sure sign of mental retardation back in the 1960s). I came out of there with PTSD. If I knew my life was going to be ruined, I would've killed the little SOB and buried him in a hole in a vacant lot.


A friend of mine was bullied relentless by one particular asshole when he was in grammar school simply because my friend was a bit on the chubby side. One day my friend finally snapped and beat the holy crap out of the bully, who never actually learned how to fight but got by on his intimidation factor (he was taller than everyone else). My friend then went, crying, to the office and turned himself in. This was back before zero tolerance. He didn't get into any trouble at all because the staff already knew the kid was trouble but were never able to catch him in the act. These days, my friend would have been expelled from school at the very least. Probably hauled off in handcuffs by the police.
 
2013-01-23 02:49:20 AM
In my day, this would have devolved into a boobies thread, not the idiotic pissing contest that it did.

What happened to my FARK?

Shame on ALL of you...
 
2013-01-23 03:02:01 AM

rickycal78: Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.

I'd be curious to see the same school's reaction if someone had started teasing some guy about having a small dick constantly. Would they recommend he get a surgical enlargement?


No, I think they would recommend that he stop flashing his classmates.
 
2013-01-23 03:07:19 AM

halB: What an ideal world would look like:

Principal: Your daughter is getting bullied because of her tremendous knockers.

Parent: Are you retarded? My daughter is getting bullied because she's an a-social biatch who doesn't know how to make friends, and doesn't understand that you can't treat people like crap UNTIL you have a circle of friends that gives you the power and clout to be able to do that. The boobs are just a target for the bullies because they're blatantly obvious and are an easy target. But if my daughter wasn't a biatch, and would make some friends, then this wouldn't be an issue.


Huh, so pieces of sh*t like you really do exist, presumably in mildew-infested basements that reek of the misery of desperation and whatever's growing in those folds of skin and fat hanging over the shrunken nub that represents your manhood.
 
2013-01-23 03:21:29 AM

Mordis: In my day, this would have devolved into a boobies thread, not the idiotic pissing contest that it did.

What happened to my FARK?

Shame on ALL of you...


Somewhat apropos:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-23 03:26:44 AM
Riverview Gardens Superintendent Clive Coleman tells the station that officials are investigating the incident, though he suspects it was "a product of miscommunication, interpretation of information."

www.seinfeldonline.com

It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
 
2013-01-23 03:51:52 AM

pxlboy: KiwDaWabbit: pxlboy: I'm not angry about them doing it; I'm angry that men are portrayed that way in advertising. But men as the clueless oafs isn't exactly a new theme in advertising.

Full disclosure: I work for a large media company encoding and checking ad spots. I see hundreds of ads per week and more often than not, men are depicted as morons and fools. Maybe it's retaliation for all the years women were depicted as such.

Yeah, but their target audience doesn't have the same critical thinking skills that you or I might have.

This. If I'm going to openly ogle a woman in a public setting like that, it's going to be at the strip club. Honestly, I have never really enjoyed the strip clubs. But I go once a year for my friend's birthday as a group outing.


I agree with you in both instances. First have never cared for overly large boobs, and secondly just looking doesn't trip my trigger.
 
2013-01-23 03:53:28 AM
I had 34D in middle school. The girls were utterly ruthless to me. The boys, otoh, made off-color but generally friendly comments. One guy used to offer me money to jump up and down. So I started hanging out with dudes and never looked back.
 
2013-01-23 04:06:48 AM
Even if I ever had gotten a plethura of free drinks and no tickets it wouldnt be close to worth it for the excrutiating shoulder pain, migraines, and sexual harrassment and molestation I have experienced. I didnt find a breast tumor til it was the size of a golf ball. Free drinks can't make up for that shiat.

/with you Kauwii
 
2013-01-23 04:09:51 AM

The Angry Hand of God: WhippingBoy: The Angry Hand of God: dletter: WhippingBoy: If large breasts suck so much, how come some women get breast enlargement surgery?

We are talking about a 13 year old dude.

If I look at both her tits at the same time, does that make them 26...and legal?

Her? He said it was a dude.

I'm so confused.

[t3.gstatic.com image 208x242]


Damn you! You should be beat for that.
 
2013-01-23 04:36:35 AM
I have to say, this thread just goes to show that in general (note in general, not 100% of the time) women are not happy with themselves, period.  There is a reason there are hair straighteners, and hair curlers, blonde, brown, and red hair dye, breast enlargements and reductions, clothes designed to highlight or hide your butt, etc etc etc....

Women just seem discontent, if they could learn the joy us fat hairy guys learn to enjoy about our own bodies, they'd all be better off, and so would we.
 
2013-01-23 04:42:29 AM

DasCoop: I have to say, this thread just goes to show that in general (note in general, not 100% of the time) women are not happy with themselves, period.  There is a reason there are hair straighteners, and hair curlers, blonde, brown, and red hair dye, breast enlargements and reductions, clothes designed to highlight or hide your butt, etc etc etc....

Women just seem discontent, if they could learn the joy us fat hairy guys learn to enjoy about our own bodies, they'd all be better off, and so would we.


hairstyling products
hair dye
penis enlargement
clothes designed to highlight body parts.

all of these things apply to men as well
 
2013-01-23 04:49:03 AM

Insurgent: DasCoop: I have to say, this thread just goes to show that in general (note in general, not 100% of the time) women are not happy with themselves, period.  There is a reason there are hair straighteners, and hair curlers, blonde, brown, and red hair dye, breast enlargements and reductions, clothes designed to highlight or hide your butt, etc etc etc....

Women just seem discontent, if they could learn the joy us fat hairy guys learn to enjoy about our own bodies, they'd all be better off, and so would we.

hairstyling products
hair dye
penis enlargement
clothes designed to highlight body parts.

all of these things apply to men as well


Quite true, however, excluding penis enlargement, I would say they are all marketed primarily towards women, and I don't think any honest person could disagree.
 
2013-01-23 04:59:57 AM

DasCoop: Insurgent: DasCoop: I have to say, this thread just goes to show that in general (note in general, not 100% of the time) women are not happy with themselves, period.  There is a reason there are hair straighteners, and hair curlers, blonde, brown, and red hair dye, breast enlargements and reductions, clothes designed to highlight or hide your butt, etc etc etc....

Women just seem discontent, if they could learn the joy us fat hairy guys learn to enjoy about our own bodies, they'd all be better off, and so would we.

hairstyling products
hair dye
penis enlargement
clothes designed to highlight body parts.

all of these things apply to men as well

Quite true, however, excluding penis enlargement, I would say they are all marketed primarily towards women, and I don't think any honest person could disagree.


give it time. "just for men" dyes already have the same amount of variety as hair dye marketed toward women. not to mention all the skin care products that are marketed specifically for men. axe is the most obvious offender, but that shiat has been going on since Hai Karate.
 
2013-01-23 05:12:41 AM

BronyMedic: What the hell has our nation come to. Really. What has it come to?


Beats me. Can't think of any other developed nation where people would think it a good idea to have armed police in primary schools. Couldn't the SRO in this girl's school shoot the bullies?
 
2013-01-23 05:18:52 AM

KawaiiNot: What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:


In the unlikely event of a landing on water, you'll float face up.
Additional protection in car crashes
Can easily hold bicycle wheel upright while adjusting the brakes
Handy resting place for mugs of coffee, screwdrivers, iPad

Lucky old you.
 
2013-01-23 05:30:01 AM

Nem Wan: The point of view behind telling her to get breast reduction surgery is the same as one that would blame a woman's appearance for causing rape: that the woman's appearance stimulates bad behavior, bad behavior is somehow the normal, inevitable, and hopelessly uncorrectable response to such a stimulus, therefore the woman is at fault for being there.


That's not necessarily the case. Supposing the mother had said "She really hates having large breasts (or buck teeth, or bat ears)", it would be a reasonable response by a school to say "Well, we can certainly do something about the comments she's getting , but if the breasts/teeth/ears cause her unhappiness even when she's alone, perhaps it would be worth investigating reduction/dentistry/pinning."

That may not, of course, be what happened here, but the treatment of body dysmorphic disorder is not generally "Stop being so sensitive and get over it".
 
2013-01-23 05:33:40 AM

Bathia_Mapes: And she didn't just have breast reduction surgery because of the constant back & shoulder pain. Part of the problem was that the only offers she was getting were to act in porn movies, this despite the fact that she was only 15-years old. She also felt that her overly large breasts on such a small frame made people take her less seriously regarding her acting career.


I knew a young woman who had breast reduction surgery in her teens because she wanted a career in ballet - she was a superb dancer - but was simply not going to get work with a large chest.
 
2013-01-23 05:38:40 AM

KawaiiNot: Yes some attractive men and women try to get whatever they can from their looks. Are most people like that? No. Does the fact that they might be able to get free drinks out of someone of the opposite sex negate the fact that really huge, naturally occurring breasts has a ton of drawbacks and pain? No.

I think you are mixing apples and oranges watermelons.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-23 06:18:14 AM

orbister: Bathia_Mapes: And she didn't just have breast reduction surgery because of the constant back & shoulder pain. Part of the problem was that the only offers she was getting were to act in porn movies, this despite the fact that she was only 15-years old. She also felt that her overly large breasts on such a small frame made people take her less seriously regarding her acting career.

I knew a young woman who had breast reduction surgery in her teens because she wanted a career in ballet - she was a superb dancer - but was simply not going to get work with a large chest.


Perfectly understandable. Also, I imagine being top heavy would seriously impact her balance when performing.
 
2013-01-23 07:35:53 AM

KawaiiNot: Bitter = " A woman with an opinion that doesn't match mine."


No, bitter is taking every comment as an insult.

Comment-Big boobs can get you free drinks.
You- WAAA Why do you think I can't pay for my own drinks!!!
 
2013-01-23 07:37:28 AM
Wow. This thread should be preserved for all time. One of the finest examples of trollmanship I've ever seen. Completely derailed a boobies thread before it even got started.
 
2013-01-23 07:47:49 AM

KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading


I don't know if you are a bitter fat girl pretending to be attractive, a troll or a moron, but either way it has cracked me up to see you compare being well-endowed and attractive to being deaf.
 
2013-01-23 07:55:59 AM

Pincy:

I clicked your profile and didn't see a banana hammock. Your first big guy.


Hey, this thread isn't about me. It's about titties and whores with low self esteem empowering themselves by showing titties in profiles.
 
2013-01-23 07:59:29 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Perfectly understandable. Also, I imagine being top heavy would seriously impact her balance when performing.


I dunno about the balance, but I believe the sheer mechanics of a large chest can be pretty damn painful for jumps and other fast work. This is one reason that you see very few busty ballerinas; the other is that the degree of practice and starvation involved do drastic things to the female body and its hormones.
 
2013-01-23 08:12:38 AM
because-bewbs

they're just awesome
 
2013-01-23 08:21:57 AM

orbister: Bathia_Mapes: Perfectly understandable. Also, I imagine being top heavy would seriously impact her balance when performing.

I dunno about the balance, but I believe the sheer mechanics of a large chest can be pretty damn painful for jumps and other fast work. This is one reason that you see very few busty ballerinas; the other is that the degree of practice and starvation involved do drastic things to the female body and its hormones.


She could of also increased her butt size for balance.
 
2013-01-23 08:28:45 AM

rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.


As another woman with a large cup size and large breasted friends I can tell you any "advantage" is outweighed by the disadvantages greatly. So really any ability to turn male attention into a miniscule financial gain is more of an uncomfortable and pathetic consolation prize.

And from my own experiences and observations the breasts have to be fully utilized to gain a free beer or whatever, just existing isn't quite enough to get anything but unwanted attention that doesn't typically end up in getting six bucks for a drink, and it's not like small breasted women don't get attention when they behave the same way.

Please tell me that you also get we do not choose from who and when we get the attention. If having people often treat me like I'm there for their entertainment (and at such a low price!) is an advantage than I do not understand the meaning of the word.

Life is not actually a porno. And it sounds like you've got a lot of confirmation bias going on.
 
2013-01-23 08:35:28 AM

dopekitty74: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: dustman81: Yes please: KawaiiNot: KrispyKritter: namegoeshere: I posted a nCSS in another thread today about my experience as a middle school student visited a bit early by the Titty Fairy. Basically, it involves me being bullied and harassed to tears by a boy and his little friends over the size of my boobs, and then ME getting in trouble for saying one thing back, which the boy took differently than I had meant it. He of course faced no consequences because boys will be boys, and I dared to have teh big boobes in school. What were they going to do, ignore them?

I posted in that thread that life was different in the early 80's, and what went on then would in no way be tolerated now.

I was wrong.

no doubt as a big girl you've learned to use the ta-ta's to your advantage. things seem to work out that way.

What advantage?!? My small breasted friends are jealous but in my whole darn life I've never found a single advantage to being large chested:

* Men stare at your boobs and assume you are easy.
* Everybody assumes you are dumb.
* Back pain sucks.
* Clothes don't fit right.
* Comfortable bras are almost impossible to find.
* Women hate you because their boyfriends are staring at your boobs.

So you Sir can STFU.

When was the last time you paid for a drink?

Or got a speeding ticket from a male cop?

I've gotten several tickets in my life. Got one last month that I had to pay. Why do you assume looks gets you out of stuff?

Next false advantage.

Because we have seen it happen often enough.

I know men that have gotten out of speeding tickets. So what's your point? You just don't want to admit that you have no leg to stand on in your stereotypical assumptions.

This just in: Attractive people sometimes take advantage of their looks; Film at 11.

Also, you sound really angry. I wasn't the one insinuating that you're not paying for your own drinks or what not. I merely stated that men, myself included, have observed women using their looks/charms/boobs/whathaveyou to get something they want.

I'm not dense enough to make a blanket statement that all women can flash a smile, show cleavage, or cry to get their way. Some women do, and you're denying that they do.

That is all. I am not attacking you.

And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

You're equating having big tits to an aknowledged disability?

/get real
//has big tits too


Not really? She's drawing a false equivalency in the hopes the other farker will see his shiatty, dissmissive attitude in a different light?

/I hope.
 
2013-01-23 08:47:45 AM

pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his looks to get something he wants. He realizes that he is appealing to other men and uses that to get other men to do things for him. Not all young gay men are like or do this. There are still some who do and it is likely that the other guys in bar are aware of it.

You see, you think that we're equating large breasts to automatic advantages, but you're missing the point. Many men find large breasts attractive and will treat well-endowed women differently as a result. Women realize this and will either play it up or be totally repulsed by it.

You are the latter in this situation. And more power to you for it. But you seem to be in denial of the fact that some women (or men as it was illustrated) will take advantage of their looks.


So... if a big-breasted woman ignores all the downsides, dresses to attract attention (in spite of all the inevitable non-profitable or negative attention) she may be occassionally compensated with drinks or otherwise treated like a small/non-breasted person who is attractive and flirty. But the boobs are the undeniable god-given advantage?
 
2013-01-23 08:58:56 AM
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2013-01-23 09:10:21 AM

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Those poor, poor women.
 
2013-01-23 09:25:08 AM

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Yes.
 
2013-01-23 09:32:27 AM

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Those poor, poor women.


I'm afraid there are more poor women out there.
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/and I actually prefer a B cup
 
2013-01-23 09:41:47 AM

mafiageek1980: The_Original_Roxtar: put her in a minimizing sports bra and let it go.

Not as easy as it sounds. I was LUCKY to find one in my size a few months ago. Trust me, they are a godsend if you can find them in your size


www.enell.com

You'll thank me.

/feel your pain
 
2013-01-23 09:46:02 AM
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2013-01-23 09:51:19 AM

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Don't you mean: back on rack?
 
2013-01-23 09:51:37 AM

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Don't you mean: back on rack?


Works for me.
 
2013-01-23 10:16:25 AM

lack of warmth: How many grades were you held back? You forgot to carry the thought of when is her birthday. The year is half over and some kids have birthdays late in the year causing them to wait for the next school year. So, if her b-day was nov. or dec. she would be in the correct grade.


Huh?

Generally, a person turns 18 during their senior year, whether that be in Sept., or in May.... which does account I believe for very large differences in ability to learn certain things, especially in earlier grades, but, I digress.

So, Age 18 - Grade 12 = 6.... hence, the general "rule".

The main issue is summer birthdays, and you can go either way with those... my daughter is born in April, and her cousin is only a little over a year younger but born in June, but they are two grades apart in school (2nd and K).  So, my daughter will turn 18 late in her senior year.... her cousin will be 18 her entire senior year, and be turning 19 very shortly after graduation.

Assuming the girl is 13 right now, and in 6th grade... even if she had a summer birthday where she turned 13, she still should be in 7th grade (would be 18 her entire senior year, and turning 19 shortly there after).  The fact that she will be 19 for much, if not most of her senior year, seems like she is a year "behind"... which, in this case, means her boobs were meant for 7th grade, not 6th, which was my point.

Maybe a lot of kids actually turn 19 during their senior year... I guess I never really noticed or experienced that (I have a Jan birthday and turned 18 during senior year).  I guess we could have not started our daughter in school for another year since she has a "late in the school year" birthday, but, she's doing fine.
 
2013-01-23 12:08:29 PM

DasCoop: I have to say, this thread just goes to show that in general (note in general, not 100% of the time) women are not happy with themselves, period.  There is a reason there are hair straighteners, and hair curlers, blonde, brown, and red hair dye, breast enlargements and reductions, clothes designed to highlight or hide your butt, etc etc etc....

Women just seem discontent, if they could learn the joy us fat hairy guys learn to enjoy about our own bodies, they'd all be better off, and so would we.


Sure, just as long as all of us guys stopped judging them on their looks.
 
2013-01-23 02:12:47 PM

Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.


Why can't we? Saying the victim didn't do anything is the same as saying the popular kids didn't do anything to get popular. Why is it that when something positive happens to a person, we can "blame" them, but when something negative happens, we can't?
 
2013-01-23 02:32:01 PM

halB: Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.

Why can't we? Saying the victim didn't do anything is the same as saying the popular kids didn't do anything to get popular. Why is it that when something positive happens to a person, we can "blame" them, but when something negative happens, we can't?


So you want to blame a young girl for developing breasts? Maybe I am missing some nuance in your post?
 
2013-01-23 04:44:15 PM

lemonysprite: pxlboy: KawaiiNot: rickycal78: KawaiiNot: And I am stating that as a well-endowed, attractive woman I have a life time of expiences to tell you that there are no advantages to being that way but there certainly are major disadvantages. If you were born deaf would I be telling you how lucky you are that you get to learn sign language AND lip reading...and that you're so advantaged because there are some scholarships that hearing people can't get? Would I be assuming to tell you what your day-to-day experience as a deaf person was like and to dismiss the challenges you faced in a hearing-orientated society?

Do you get my point yet?

Pretty sure the bolded part is the sticking point. You can act like there aren't advantages, but there are. Countless well endowed women have used them over the ages. Just because you don't/haven't doesn't mean they don't exist. But it's apparent that trying to tell you that you aren't the only well endowed woman in existence ever is like arguing with a brick wall.

Again...Sir, are you a well-endowed woman? I think not. Is your mom well-endowed and your sister well-endowed and they are always telling you about all the free drinks they get and speeding tickets they get out of?

You base your assumptions on the fact that you assume women who have bodies that turn you on use their magical "powers" over men to get extra benefits that you don't get.

The reason I'm bothering discussing this is that I find your assumptions creepy and not matching with the reality of being a woman.

The reason people are giving you crap about your angry assertions is your apparent denial.

Women who are attractive become very aware of their specifications at an early age. At this point, they either use it to their advantage or they don't.

How about another example: An older man in a gay bar sitting alone at the bar is approached by an attractive younger man. This younger man flirts and such and may very well get some drinks or other things. He's using his look ...


It has been delineated ad nauseam in this thread. Are you KawaiiNot's alt?
 
2013-01-23 04:45:41 PM
Also, this thread freakin' delivers.
 
2013-01-23 06:12:45 PM

Pincy: halB: Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.

Why can't we? Saying the victim didn't do anything is the same as saying the popular kids didn't do anything to get popular. Why is it that when something positive happens to a person, we can "blame" them, but when something negative happens, we can't?

So you want to blame a young girl for developing breasts? Maybe I am missing some nuance in your post?


She's being teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, due to something about her. She is being teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, about her breasts because they're an obvious target. If she didn't have the large tits then she would be teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, about some other physical or social feature. Her large breasts are not why she is being teased or bullied, they are merely the how.
 
2013-01-23 06:36:14 PM

Moonfisher: I had 34D in middle school. The girls were utterly ruthless to me. The boys, otoh, made off-color but generally friendly comments. One guy used to offer me money to jump up and down. So I started hanging out with dudes and never looked back.


So that's how a stripper career gets started. The more you know.
 
2013-01-23 06:41:17 PM

halB: Pincy: halB: Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.

Why can't we? Saying the victim didn't do anything is the same as saying the popular kids didn't do anything to get popular. Why is it that when something positive happens to a person, we can "blame" them, but when something negative happens, we can't?

So you want to blame a young girl for developing breasts? Maybe I am missing some nuance in your post?

She's being teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, due to something about her. She is being teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, about her breasts because they're an obvious target. If she didn't have the large tits then she would be teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, about some other physical or social feature. Her large breasts are not why she is being teased or bullied, they are merely the how.


You are actually arguing that middle school kids don't pick on a girl simply because of her breats? Seriously? Have you ever been around a middle schooler? Do you have any clue as to how farking shallow, selfish, and cruel they are? Big breasts are EXACTLY the kind of thing they will pick on someone about.
 
2013-01-23 07:17:41 PM

halB: Pincy: halB: Pincy: Anyway, back to the article, the school missed a great opportunity to teach the kids about tolerance and bullying and sexism and what have you. Transfer or boob reduction. Way to blame the victim there asshats.

Why can't we? Saying the victim didn't do anything is the same as saying the popular kids didn't do anything to get popular. Why is it that when something positive happens to a person, we can "blame" them, but when something negative happens, we can't?

So you want to blame a young girl for developing breasts? Maybe I am missing some nuance in your post?

She's being teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, due to something about her. She is being teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, about her breasts because they're an obvious target. If she didn't have the large tits then she would be teased or bullied, whatever you want to call it, about some other physical or social feature. Her large breasts are not why she is being teased or bullied, they are merely the how.


Your sure did have to jump through a lot of hoops there to try and explain how you aren't blaming this girl for having large breasts. Hope you didn't hurt yourself.
 
2013-01-23 08:42:42 PM

OgreMagi: Moonfisher: I had 34D in middle school. The girls were utterly ruthless to me. The boys, otoh, made off-color but generally friendly comments. One guy used to offer me money to jump up and down. So I started hanging out with dudes and never looked back.

So that's how a stripper career gets started. The more you know.


HA! I never took the money, but I appreciated the snark. That's how D&D-playing dorks gained access to a real female and one of them ended up marrying her.
 
2013-01-23 10:28:31 PM

Moonfisher: OgreMagi: Moonfisher: I had 34D in middle school. The girls were utterly ruthless to me. The boys, otoh, made off-color but generally friendly comments. One guy used to offer me money to jump up and down. So I started hanging out with dudes and never looked back.

So that's how a stripper career gets started. The more you know.

HA! I never took the money, but I appreciated the snark. That's how D&D-playing dorks gained access to a real female and one of them ended up marrying her.


you sound fat
 
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