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2013-01-22 04:00:40 PM
Oh God, I hated the "yip yip martians." The rest of the list is a stretch though.
 
2013-01-22 04:04:36 PM
TFA FAIL right out of the box. I love the yip yips! And Janice = Squeaky Fromme? Yes, because all children are familiar with her antics.
 
2013-01-22 04:08:49 PM
Okay, Uncle Deadly actually qualifies. The rest, though? Man up, small children of the seventies.
 
2013-01-22 04:10:32 PM
7: Sweetums (of whom I just learned had an actual name)...he kinda freaked me out when I was a kid.
 
2013-01-22 04:21:34 PM
Missing from the list:

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2013-01-22 04:22:22 PM
-They need essence.
 
2013-01-22 04:24:38 PM

UberDave: Missing from the list:

[s14.postimage.org image 336x300]


Dark Crystal muppets are admissible? Fine, all of them.
 
2013-01-22 04:53:06 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-22 05:30:57 PM
Bunsen Honeydew? Terrifying?

/ay-yi-yi
 
2013-01-22 05:33:49 PM

kid_icarus: UberDave: Missing from the list:

[s14.postimage.org image 336x300]

Dark Crystal muppets are admissible? Fine, all of them.


Yep...Muppet Show muppets never bothered me at all. I'm 36 and the Dark Crystal still kind of creeps me out.
 
2013-01-22 05:35:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x124]


That is the only muppet that every really freaked my shiat as a kid.

also, Liam Neeson wasn't in Transylvania 6-5000, but a very hot young Geena Davis was.
24.media.tumblr.com

/not really an important point to make, I just wanted to post that pic.
 
2013-01-22 05:53:03 PM
#1 Skeksis.

*clicks link*

Bah...list fails.
 
2013-01-22 06:20:39 PM
AND JUST WHERE IS THE LAND OF GORCH?!?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-22 06:40:53 PM

Because People in power are Stupid:


I first watched that at 29 (4 years ago). I'm still upset by it. I can't imagine seeing it as a little kid.
 
2013-01-22 06:41:21 PM
My wife and I for Halloween last year...

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Phone...Phone.....Brrrrriiiiiiiiingggggg.......Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiii i nnnnnngggggg....Yip, Yip.
 
2013-01-22 06:44:27 PM
Sweetums is my favorite muppet and has been for a long time. He's not scary, just misunderstood. Poor guy.
 
2013-01-22 06:47:08 PM
The human sized muppets. Every single one of them.
 
2013-01-22 06:47:30 PM

ITGreen: Oh God, I hated the "yip yip martians." The rest of the list is a stretch though.


I love the yip-yips, they're funny...

As for the rest of the list, it pretty much sucks. Gonzo, Sweetums, Swedish Chef, they aren't "terrifying". Hell, Sweetums is one of my faves. When he showed up on The Muppets, I knew the movie was going to turn out OK... He and Beaker are two sides of the same coin. He's big and a little timid. Beaker is small and quite brave.
 
2013-01-22 06:48:32 PM
that was farking dumb
 
2013-01-22 06:50:18 PM

Jocundry: Because People in power are Stupid:

I first watched that at 29 (4 years ago). I'm still upset by it. I can't imagine seeing it as a little kid.


I watched it in its original run ini the theaters. I haven't climbed a clock tower yet.

...Yet?

/Seriously though, this is stupid, especially since it's on TR, Rob needs to be more particular on who he farms out bits to.
 
2013-01-22 06:51:42 PM

mdic2md: My wife and I for Halloween last year...

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 569x512]


Phone...Phone.....Brrrrriiiiiiiiingggggg.......Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiii i nnnnnngggggg....Yip, Yip.


No pic. Was it of your own yip yip costumes? I've been thinking of doing that for a few years.
 
2013-01-22 06:52:59 PM
I have this distinct memory of hiding around the corner while something I'd describe as "bizarro Snuffleuppagus" being on-screen. I've never seen a photo or reference since but I *so* remember this from early childhood.
 
2013-01-22 06:53:25 PM

faerniir: Sweetums is my favorite muppet and has been for a long time. He's not scary, just misunderstood. Poor guy.


See my post upthread, he's the other side of the same coin as Beaker. He's big but timid, Beaker is small and brave, considering he keeps taking it on the chin for that psycho Honeydew, not that Bunsen belongs on the list, mind you.
 
2013-01-22 06:53:25 PM
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2013-01-22 06:55:11 PM
Uncle Deadly scared the hell out of me when I was a little kid. The deep-sunk eyes and his creepy hand motions freaked me out.

Now? He's the coolest one.
 
2013-01-22 06:56:59 PM
Sweetums? Scary?
www.8daysageek.com "Jack not name... Jack job!"
 
2013-01-22 07:04:14 PM
media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com

It took me a while to do a GIS for them.
 
2013-01-22 07:05:17 PM
I love the Yip-Yips! I thought they were funny when I was a kid. And I'll allow Swedish Chef, only because I find his human hands somewhat troubling. I understand the necessity of it, it's just still... troubling.
 
2013-01-22 07:06:57 PM
 
2013-01-22 07:09:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 07:10:43 PM
My wife and I for Halloween last year...

Phone...Phone.....Brrrrriiiiiiiiingggggg.......Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiii i nnnnnngggggg....Yip, Yip.

uploadpic.org
 
2013-01-22 07:11:47 PM
No love for Sam?

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2013-01-22 07:22:19 PM
Half the muppet aliens from Farscape. Some of those got downright creepy.

/What? They're Henson Creature Shop creations, they count right?
 
2013-01-22 07:23:46 PM

faerniir: Sweetums is my favorite muppet and has been for a long time. He's not scary, just misunderstood. Poor guy.

 
2013-01-22 07:24:59 PM
No Riverbottom Nightmare Band???? Are you frikkin' kidding me?

/And when we are done with our song
Who will get the biggest hand?
Who?
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
River Bottom Nightmare Band!
 
2013-01-22 07:25:18 PM
And to prove Sweetums is a great guy....

Sweetums and Robin sing "Two Lost Souls"
 
2013-01-22 07:25:58 PM

mdic2md: My wife and I for Halloween last year...

Phone...Phone.....Brrrrriiiiiiiiingggggg.......Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiii i nnnnnngggggg....Yip, Yip.

[uploadpic.org image 480x720]


OK that's full of win right there.
 
2013-01-22 07:33:50 PM

zappaisfrank: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 556x427]

This one always kinda freaked me out.


Love this sketch
 
2013-01-22 07:35:00 PM

The Repeated Meme: mdic2md: My wife and I for Halloween last year...

Phone...Phone.....Brrrrriiiiiiiiingggggg.......Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiii i nnnnnngggggg....Yip, Yip.

[uploadpic.org image 480x720]

OK that's full of win right there.


Thanks so much...we worked hard on them...
 
2013-01-22 07:40:57 PM

mdic2md: My wife and I for Halloween last year...

Phone...Phone.....Brrrrriiiiiiiiingggggg.......Brrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiii i nnnnnngggggg....Yip, Yip.

[uploadpic.org image 480x720]


And that is awesome. Thank you, I didn't want to sleep tonight.

/But that was awesome.
 
2013-01-22 07:41:41 PM
What about that one - you know, the drag queen that played with his balls all the time...?

You know - with the hair...?

Ah! This one -
www.sickchirpse.com
Terrifying. Liked S&M with babies, tried to have sex with an underage Jennnifer Connelly...

Well... He wasn't Completely wrong...
 
2013-01-22 07:42:16 PM
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE THOUGHT LION GET IN THE CAR

/also sad to see Zondra the Goth Muppet didn't make it on the list
 
2013-01-22 07:50:00 PM

AirForceVet: AND JUST WHERE IS THE LAND OF GORCH?!?


Thank you, I came here to ask this, and to remind the youngs about where my lawn is, and where they should be in relation to it.
 
2013-01-22 07:53:19 PM
I'm a computer tech for a school district. A lot of times after lengthy breaks, we'll get calls about sound not working on the PCs (due to janitors disconnecting and moving everything so they can clean carpets etc). I'll go to the classroom, fire up the Yip Yip video on Youtube and let it run as I reconnect everything. That way I don't have to constantly go back to the PC and play a wav file to see if the sound is working. Every single time the kids will quiet down and watch the vid on the projector screen. I have never heard any kid claim they were scared.

Me thinks this author is a bit of a Nancy Boy.

/Kermit's "Rainbow Connection" video is another one I use.
 
2013-01-22 07:54:53 PM
 
2013-01-22 07:55:40 PM
List fails without Katie Couric
 
2013-01-22 07:56:03 PM
Due to this list, I have just spent the last two hours looking up Swedish Chef clips.

/Bork!
//Bork!!
///BORK!!!
 
2013-01-22 07:57:18 PM

Mikey1969: faerniir: Sweetums is my favorite muppet and has been for a long time. He's not scary, just misunderstood. Poor guy.

See my post upthread, he's the other side of the same coin as Beaker. He's big but timid, Beaker is small and brave, considering he keeps taking it on the chin for that psycho Honeydew, not that Bunsen belongs on the list, mind you.


Right. Also: his name is Sweetums, and that makes him awesome since it's actually an appropriate name. "Peaches" would have also been acceptable.
 
2013-01-22 07:59:09 PM
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TRIAL BY STONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

/i say that every time my daughter starts arguing about something
 
2013-01-22 08:04:30 PM
Trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge STREAK STREAK
 
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