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(Kingsport Times News)   Homeless teen repays good samaritan's kindness by stealing her panties (pic)   (timesnews.net) divider line 21
    More: Weird, Connor Greear, homeless, teens  
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2013-01-22 06:37:10 PM  
4 votes:
images.wikia.com

Approves!
2013-01-22 05:57:23 PM  
4 votes:
theventus.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-22 05:35:18 PM  
4 votes:
It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.
2013-01-22 05:46:09 PM  
3 votes:
Inhalation is the sincerest form of fappery
2013-01-22 05:39:29 PM  
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.


No, I get it. He's into panties, not people. You have the full sized mom panties that fit perfectly on your head and the small sized panties that you stuff in your ass crack. It's not about getting the mother-daughter achievement which is perverted.
2013-01-22 06:19:05 PM  
2 votes:

RandomExcess: You know the best thing about twenty eight year olds?


They're 400 years old?
2013-01-22 06:11:37 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "Kristen Fortin reportedly told Miller that the previous evening she'd agreed to let Connor Greear, 18, stay with her because Greear was homeless."

brokelyn.com
2013-01-22 06:06:51 PM  
2 votes:
8 year olds, Dude.
2013-01-22 05:59:13 PM  
2 votes:
fark needs a like button
2013-01-22 08:02:44 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
I found them!
2013-01-22 07:17:15 PM  
1 votes:

Gilligann: To comment, you must register and verify your email address by telephone.

Huh? Really?

That would explain the lack of comments


You should see how they verify your phone number.
2013-01-22 07:14:20 PM  
1 votes:
To comment, you must register and verify your email address by telephone.

Huh? Really?

That would explain the lack of comments
2013-01-22 06:42:17 PM  
1 votes:
If he likes little girls' panties why doesn't he just BUY some? Men buy tampons for their female loved ones all the time, which is even more "personal": wouldn't most people just assume he was buying for his little sister or something, especially if that wasn't all he was buying?

12 gage shells, box of 50
Tide, 64 oz
2 heads of lettuce
1 bag cheap men's socks
2 pairs size 4 panties
AAA batteries, 64 count

Who'd even blink?
2013-01-22 06:10:39 PM  
1 votes:
What Would Japan Do?
2013-01-22 06:09:20 PM  
1 votes:

"Miller said Fortin knew Greear from the neighborhood and took pity on him."


She pitied the fool!

2013-01-22 06:03:25 PM  
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2013-01-22 06:03:12 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: gja: How very nice. An 8 year olds panties.

Cretanic pedophile.

I bet the mom's panties were pretty young too.


How did they know how old the panties were? Did they have the year stitched on them instead of the day of the week?

/ewww
2013-01-22 06:02:36 PM  
1 votes:

gja: How very nice. An 8 year olds panties.

Cretanic pedophile.


I dunno man, 8 years old is getting up there for panties. That's got to be at least middle age in underwear years.
2013-01-22 05:58:56 PM  
1 votes:
Ahem, pictures of what exactly?
2013-01-22 05:58:53 PM  
1 votes:
Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.

Bad Idea

/Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
2013-01-22 05:53:52 PM  
1 votes:
So did he just have a knack for nicking knickers?

/nyuk
 
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