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(Kingsport Times News)   Homeless teen repays good samaritan's kindness by stealing her panties (pic)   (timesnews.net) divider line 57
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2013-01-22 05:35:18 PM  
It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.
 
2013-01-22 05:39:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.


No, I get it. He's into panties, not people. You have the full sized mom panties that fit perfectly on your head and the small sized panties that you stuff in your ass crack. It's not about getting the mother-daughter achievement which is perverted.
 
2013-01-22 05:46:09 PM  
Inhalation is the sincerest form of fappery
 
2013-01-22 05:53:52 PM  
So did he just have a knack for nicking knickers?

/nyuk
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-22 05:54:03 PM  
How very nice. An 8 year olds panties.

Cretanic pedophile.
 
2013-01-22 05:57:23 PM  
theventus.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 05:58:39 PM  

gja: How very nice. An 8 year olds panties.

Cretanic pedophile.


I bet the mom's panties were pretty young too.
 
2013-01-22 05:58:53 PM  
Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.

Bad Idea

/Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
 
2013-01-22 05:58:56 PM  
Ahem, pictures of what exactly?
 
2013-01-22 05:59:13 PM  
fark needs a like button
 
2013-01-22 06:02:36 PM  

gja: How very nice. An 8 year olds panties.

Cretanic pedophile.


I dunno man, 8 years old is getting up there for panties. That's got to be at least middle age in underwear years.
 
2013-01-22 06:03:12 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: gja: How very nice. An 8 year olds panties.

Cretanic pedophile.

I bet the mom's panties were pretty young too.


How did they know how old the panties were? Did they have the year stitched on them instead of the day of the week?

/ewww
 
2013-01-22 06:03:25 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-22 06:05:08 PM  
He just wants to copy Japanese culture down to a tee.
 
2013-01-22 06:06:00 PM  
Wait- this wasn't in Japan?
 
2013-01-22 06:06:51 PM  
8 year olds, Dude.
 
2013-01-22 06:07:21 PM  
"but had been kicked out by his mother several months ago."

Hmmm... I wonder what may have precipitated that?
 
2013-01-22 06:09:20 PM  

"Miller said Fortin knew Greear from the neighborhood and took pity on him."


She pitied the fool!

 
2013-01-22 06:10:39 PM  
What Would Japan Do?
 
2013-01-22 06:11:15 PM  
There's a Les Miserables porn parody in there somewhere.
 
2013-01-22 06:11:37 PM  
FTA: "Kristen Fortin reportedly told Miller that the previous evening she'd agreed to let Connor Greear, 18, stay with her because Greear was homeless."

brokelyn.com
 
2013-01-22 06:11:40 PM  

skinink: She pitied the fool!


Thanks. I now have a chunk of Tootsie Roll lodged in my sinuses.
 
2013-01-22 06:13:49 PM  
You know the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
 
2013-01-22 06:19:05 PM  

RandomExcess: You know the best thing about twenty eight year olds?


They're 400 years old?
 
2013-01-22 06:19:40 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Pocket Ninja: It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.

No, I get it. He's into panties, not people. You have the full sized mom panties that fit perfectly on your head and the small sized panties that you stuff in your ass crack. It's not about getting the mother-daughter achievement which is perverted.


How large is your personal collection of undies? Something tells me you're infamous, as well as disciplined.
 
2013-01-22 06:19:59 PM  
And my roomate wonders why I dont let any of her degenerate friends stay over. They can steal her panties but it would be gross if they swiped my boxers.
 
2013-01-22 06:21:16 PM  

Fart_Machine: [theventus.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


came for pretty in pink
leaving horny and satisfied
 
2013-01-22 06:37:10 PM  
images.wikia.com

Approves!
 
2013-01-22 06:40:46 PM  
When someone has been kicked out of two residences, one of which was his mother's, chances are you don't want him staying with you either.

Just a little something I picked up over the years.
 
2013-01-22 06:42:17 PM  
If he likes little girls' panties why doesn't he just BUY some? Men buy tampons for their female loved ones all the time, which is even more "personal": wouldn't most people just assume he was buying for his little sister or something, especially if that wasn't all he was buying?

12 gage shells, box of 50
Tide, 64 oz
2 heads of lettuce
1 bag cheap men's socks
2 pairs size 4 panties
AAA batteries, 64 count

Who'd even blink?
 
2013-01-22 06:55:03 PM  

The One True TheDavid: If he likes little girls' panties why doesn't he just BUY some? Men buy tampons for their female loved ones all the time, which is even more "personal": wouldn't most people just assume he was buying for his little sister or something, especially if that wasn't all he was buying?

12 gage shells, box of 50
Tide, 64 oz
2 heads of lettuce
1 bag cheap men's socks
2 pairs size 4 panties
AAA batteries, 64 count

Who'd even blink?


Rope
Vaseline
Shovel
Lime

Nothing suspicious...really, though, I got a good laugh out of your post.

/have also bought tampons for the girlfriend
//not a big deal
 
2013-01-22 07:01:09 PM  

RandomExcess: You know the best thing about twenty eight year olds?


There is 20 of them!
 
2013-01-22 07:02:02 PM  

SBinRR: When someone has been kicked out of two residences, one of which was his mother's, chances are you don't want him staying with you either.

Just a little something I picked up over the years.


This. My ex just let her brother move in "temporarily" after he totaled his second truck in 8 months, only this time without insurance so now he's broke. He was staying with their mom but got kicked out, then with a friend but got kicked out, now with her. Its only been 2 weeks but she's had it with him. The latest thing he did was take a bagel, toast it, add cream cheese to it, take one bite, and then throw it out in the yard like garbage. I don't expect the living arrangement to last more than another week.
 
2013-01-22 07:02:08 PM  
"Through his investigation, Miller learned that at one time Greear resided in a mobile home park beside the apartment complex, but had been kicked out by his mother several months ago. She was tired of her panties ending up under his bed full of semen."

/Okay, the quote was modified, but that is what you were thinking. Amiright?
 
2013-01-22 07:07:30 PM  

SBinRR: When someone has been kicked out of two residences, one of which was his mother's, chances are you don't want him staying with you either.

Just a little something I picked up over the years.


dingdingding! that there was the Common Sense Alarm Bell going off
 
2013-01-22 07:12:27 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: SBinRR: When someone has been kicked out of two residences, one of which was his mother's, chances are you don't want him staying with you either.

Just a little something I picked up over the years.

This. My ex just let her brother move in "temporarily" after he totaled his second truck in 8 months, only this time without insurance so now he's broke. He was staying with their mom but got kicked out, then with a friend but got kicked out, now with her. Its only been 2 weeks but she's had it with him. The latest thing he did was take a bagel, toast it, add cream cheese to it, take one bite, and then throw it out in the yard like garbage. I don't expect the living arrangement to last more than another week.


He sounds like a winner.
 
2013-01-22 07:12:32 PM  
Ok I can see a tender heart letting him crash at her place while he got on his feet. But how fricken stupid do you have to be to allow him to get access to your safe?

/I suspect those rings never existed.
 
2013-01-22 07:14:20 PM  
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Huh? Really?

That would explain the lack of comments
 
2013-01-22 07:17:15 PM  

Gilligann: To comment, you must register and verify your email address by telephone.

Huh? Really?

That would explain the lack of comments


You should see how they verify your phone number.
 
2013-01-22 07:20:54 PM  
The point being missed here, I believe, is that it's only right to steal the panties of someone who was mean to you.
 
2013-01-22 07:34:15 PM  
I thought 'taking the panties' was a metaphor, unless referring to an actual panty raid.
 
2013-01-22 07:55:46 PM  
I have a panty-sniffing fetish. I like the smell of a panty that was worn all day. I don't like a really strong poop smell, but a mild smell is nice. Combined with a little bit of musky sweat and a little bit of that laundry detergent smell and it's like an elixir. And I need to see the woman who was wearing it before I sniff the panties. If the woman is ugly or old, I'm not sniffing it.
 
2013-01-22 08:02:44 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
I found them!
 
2013-01-22 08:03:36 PM  

missiv: Because People in power are Stupid: Pocket Ninja: It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.

No, I get it. He's into panties, not people. You have the full sized mom panties that fit perfectly on your head and the small sized panties that you stuff in your ass crack. It's not about getting the mother-daughter achievement which is perverted.

How large is your personal collection of undies? Something tells me you're infamous, as well as disciplined.


342 pr Cotton Boxers (no duplicates)

78 pr Silk Boxers

702 pr High-cut briefs

55 pr Low-cut briefs

7 ea Banana warmers

1 pr "Home of the Whopper" brief

1 pr Vintage Joe Namath netted slingshot brief (prototype)
 
2013-01-22 08:04:46 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I have a panty-sniffing fetish. I like the smell of a panty that was worn all day. I don't like a really strong poop smell, but a mild smell is nice. Combined with a little bit of musky sweat and a little bit of that laundry detergent smell and it's like an elixir. And I need to see the woman who was wearing it before I sniff the panties. If the woman is ugly or old, I'm not sniffing it.


I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter for more information...
 
2013-01-22 08:49:35 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I have a panty-sniffing fetish. I like the smell of a panty that was worn all day. I don't like a really strong poop smell, but a mild smell is nice. Combined with a little bit of musky sweat and a little bit of that laundry detergent smell and it's like an elixir. And I need to see the woman who was wearing it before I sniff the panties. If the woman is ugly or old, I'm not sniffing it.


www.reactionimage.org
 
2013-01-22 08:51:26 PM  

pounddawg: RandomExcess: You know the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There is 20 of them!


rats, I must be bad at math today, I was gonna say there are 28 of them.
 
2013-01-22 09:28:15 PM  

AnotherOldFart: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 224x224]
I found them!


Give them back to Trucy right now!

/obscure?
 
2013-01-22 09:34:05 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: missiv: Because People in power are Stupid: Pocket Ninja: It's not so much that he stole her panties, although my outrage regarding that crime cannot be completely registered until I've seen a photograph of the victim. But he stole her 8-year-old daughter's panties as well. I mean, come on. The mother-daughter achievement is a noble ambition, young Padawan, but she needs to be a little older than to unlock the trophy.

No, I get it. He's into panties, not people. You have the full sized mom panties that fit perfectly on your head and the small sized panties that you stuff in your ass crack. It's not about getting the mother-daughter achievement which is perverted.

How large is your personal collection of undies? Something tells me you're infamous, as well as disciplined.

342 pr Cotton Boxers (no duplicates)

78 pr Silk Boxers

702 pr High-cut briefs

55 pr Low-cut briefs

7 ea Banana warmers

1 pr "Home of the Whopper" brief

1 pr Vintage Joe Namath netted slingshot brief (prototype)


How did you know? And you are forgetting that pair I can never throw away.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-22 10:14:15 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: gja: How very nice. An 8 year olds' panties.

Cretanic pedophile.

I dunno man, 8 years old is getting up there for panties. That's got to be at least middle age in underwear years.


HotWingConspiracy
I bet the mom's panties were pretty young too.
     
Noticeably F.A.T.    
I dunno man, 8 years old is getting up there for panties. That's got to be at least middle age in underwear years.


Neither of you read very well. While I missed the apostrophe I did type "an 8 year olds..." not "an 8 year old"
Glad the one time I miss a detail you perfect people are here to lambaste me at length.
 
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