Pincy: OK, true story here. A few summers ago we had renters in the house next to ours. Apparently they liked to have sex at 2-3 o'clock in the morning. Now, this wouldn't have been a problem except that they kept their bedroom window open, because it's summer and it's a little hot at night. Well, so do the rest of us of course. And thus I'm awakened in the middle of the night by this woman screaming in passion at the top of her lungs.So I don't do anything the first time it happens because everyone gets the benefit of the doubt once. Well, a few nights later the same thing, and this time my wife wakes up too. I told her I was going to clap after they were finished but she wouldn't let me do it, so instead I just closed the window really loudly to try and get the point across. Didn't work. Same thing again a few nights later. So I left a very polite letter on their door asking them to please be considerate of their neighbors and to keep any loud noises quiet after bedtime or close their windows. Still didn't work.So the next time it happened I woke my wife up and she had apparently had enough of it too, so she finally agreed to let me clap after they were done. To my surprise, out of nowhere, one of my neighbors starts clapping as well. My wife and I were just rolling with tears. We could hear the sex couple yelling at each other (or maybe it was us) but couldn't make out what they were saying. But we did hear their window shut and we never heard them having sex again.Fortunately they moved out within six months (the landlord said they were deadbeats who weren't paying their rent), so I never had the pleasure of having to meet them face to face, because I'm not sure I could have done it without clapping.
Greywar: I replied "but we dont fight"There response "Oh you weren't fighting"
BalugaJoe: Send Tucker Max.
Swoop1809: Did it ever occur to her to close HER blinds?
demaL-demaL-yeH: lewismarktwo: Is lesbo fingerbangin SFW?You need glasses.
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