lewismarktwo: Is lesbo fingerbangin SFW?
Cyberluddite: scottydoesntknow: I assure you that this is not a joke. I can send you pictures if you need proof.I need proofBe careful what you ask for when it comes to these matters:[www.majhost.com image 300x350]
demaL-demaL-yeH: lewismarktwo: Is lesbo fingerbangin SFW?You need glasses.
Cyberluddite: scottydoesntknow: I assure you that this is not a joke. I can send you pictures if you need proof.I need proofBe careful what you ask for when it comes to these matters:
dstanley: Cyberluddite: scottydoesntknow: I assure you that this is not a joke. I can send you pictures if you need proof.I need proofBe careful what you ask for when it comes to these matters:Is there a way to pause that on the "Fantasy" half?
Sin_City_Superhero: I have no way of contacting the building's management or home owners' association.Really? You don't have access to one of these:[www.theoldtelephone.co.uk image 850x566]and one of these:[earth911.com image 615x400]
Swoop1809: Did it ever occur to her to close HER blinds?
posicat: Just use a laser pointer, zot it into their bedroom a couple times. If they hurridly hide, they didn't know, if they pick up the action, install a laser rave thingy aimed into their window, and cheer them on./Or grab the Mr, throw open your windows, and see if you can show them up.
BalugaJoe: Send Tucker Max.
Pincy: OK, true story here. A few summers ago we had renters in the house next to ours. Apparently they liked to have sex at 2-3 o'clock in the morning. Now, this wouldn't have been a problem except that they kept their bedroom window open, because it's summer and it's a little hot at night. Well, so do the rest of us of course. And thus I'm awakened in the middle of the night by this woman screaming in passion at the top of her lungs.So I don't do anything the first time it happens because everyone gets the benefit of the doubt once. Well, a few nights later the same thing, and this time my wife wakes up too. I told her I was going to clap after they were finished but she wouldn't let me do it, so instead I just closed the window really loudly to try and get the point across. Didn't work. Same thing again a few nights later. So I left a very polite letter on their door asking them to please be considerate of their neighbors and to keep any loud noises quiet after bedtime or close their windows. Still didn't work.So the next time it happened I woke my wife up and she had apparently had enough of it too, so she finally agreed to let me clap after they were done. To my surprise, out of nowhere, one of my neighbors starts clapping as well. My wife and I were just rolling with tears. We could hear the sex couple yelling at each other (or maybe it was us) but couldn't make out what they were saying. But we did hear their window shut and we never heard them having sex again.Fortunately they moved out within six months (the landlord said they were deadbeats who weren't paying their rent), so I never had the pleasure of having to meet them face to face, because I'm not sure I could have done it without clapping.
Greywar: I replied "but we dont fight"There response "Oh you weren't fighting"
Greywar: Once met my neighbors and they said "Oh you must be (my name)" then a long pause "we know your name because of your wife screaming it out"I replied"but we dont fight"There response "Oh you weren't fighting"Very awkward moment. We made it a point to quiet it down after that. had NO idea it carried so well, and I suspect this lesbian couple doesn't realize they have an audience either.
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