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(LA Times)   Male nurse in Los Angeles charged with having sex with corpse. Now that's cold   ( ) divider line
    More: Sick, Los Angeles, male nurses, Sherman Oaks, corpses, nanny, occupational safety  
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2013-01-22 06:10:46 PM  
18 votes:
And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?
2013-01-22 08:20:40 PM  
6 votes:
Howzabout this Headline: Male Nurse Bored Stiff
2013-01-22 06:19:10 PM  
6 votes:
That is so sick.

A male nurse?
2013-01-22 05:53:10 PM  
6 votes:

2013-01-22 06:24:10 PM  
5 votes:
Mock all you want, but after the Zombie apocalypse he's gonna be getting tail left and right
2013-01-22 06:20:34 PM  
4 votes:
Your mother's deaf!

My mother is dead!

Well, that explains why she didn't move too much.
2013-01-22 06:33:24 PM  
3 votes:

RandomExcess: Obscure?
2013-01-22 06:28:37 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-22 06:17:42 PM  
3 votes:

2013-01-22 06:14:47 PM  
3 votes:
Unavailable for comment
2013-01-22 07:01:42 PM  
2 votes:
Morgue Worker: I don't judge, you guys. It's cool. I like yogurt up my ass and a Popsicle stick in my mouth.
Charlie: Oh, my God, man! (to Dee) No, you know what? Let's just give this guy his fifty bucks.
Morgue Worker: Whatev, man. You're the one with the hot plate. Weirdo.
Charlie: OK, yeah, I'm the weirdo, says the guy with the yogurt up his ass.
2013-01-22 06:42:02 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-22 06:29:32 PM  
2 votes:

And throw in a reference to Sexy Losers.
2013-01-22 06:27:16 PM  
2 votes:
Dude, I know you're new, but that's not how you Punch In for work here . . .
2013-01-22 06:27:14 PM  
2 votes:
Were they carrying a Necrocard?
2013-01-22 06:25:57 PM  
2 votes:
Well... was she hot? Or at least warm?

The corpse HAD BEEN a woman right? Otherwise that's an abomination unto the lord.

2013-01-22 06:21:29 PM  
2 votes:
I's been perpetrated before my sick little dearies..while I pondered weak and weary.
2013-01-22 06:18:46 PM  
2 votes:

2013-01-22 06:17:42 PM  
2 votes:
These kind of things deteriorate.
2013-01-22 06:17:09 PM  
2 votes:
Was it in front of a daycare?

Was it a dog corpse?
2013-01-22 06:15:37 PM  
2 votes:
Victimless crime.
2013-01-22 09:20:57 PM  
1 vote:

Mateorabi: jtown: Sexy Losers

You mean Link?

/Suicide Prevention Week
//I remember when it was the Thin-H-Line

No. I said reference and meant what I said. Only a pervert would link to that sick stuff. :)
2013-01-22 08:42:18 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 08:24:33 PM  
1 vote:
Caught in a bad necromance.
2013-01-22 08:11:53 PM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: Was it legitimate rape?

She didn't get pregnant, so it MAY be legitimate.
2013-01-22 08:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, that's cold. And maybe heartless.
2013-01-22 08:00:51 PM  
1 vote:

thisiszombocom: why is this a crime? hes not hurting anyone.

Wouldnt you be pissed if the morgue employees were banging your dead mom/sister?

/was about to add your wife, but then I LOLd at the ridiculousness of such a thought
2013-01-22 07:59:32 PM  
1 vote:
Big deal! I've been having sex with a corpse ever since I married her.
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
2013-01-22 07:41:01 PM  
1 vote:
I saw this on the LA news last night.

The line from the report that had me laughing was, "...And it's particularly troubling, because the victim couldn't fight back".
2013-01-22 07:20:16 PM  
1 vote:

tshauk: The Angry Hand of God: Moroning: goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[ image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!

Didn't your daddy tell you not to judge a book by its penis?

[ image 600x400]

Knowing him as Boyd on Justified, that scene really made me laugh ass off.

Wait, what? (Scrolls back up page),,,,,Holy fark-nuggets! That's funny.
2013-01-22 07:17:57 PM  
1 vote:
She must have been (*puts on sunglasses*) "drop-dead gorgeous". YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!1!
2013-01-22 07:14:59 PM  
1 vote:

swahnhennessy: I'm going to need to see a picture of the corpse before I pass judgment.
2013-01-22 07:08:06 PM  
1 vote:
So they were both stiff.
2013-01-22 07:00:58 PM  
1 vote:
So a guy likes a british don't all have to make a fuss abou...oh, it wasn't a metaphor.
2013-01-22 06:43:34 PM  
1 vote:

RandomExcess: [ image 320x237]Obscure?

I now think 99% of "Obscure?" posts are trolls.
2013-01-22 06:37:09 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Was he singing Scarlet Begonias?

2013-01-22 06:34:37 PM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?

*shuts down thread*
2013-01-22 06:34:04 PM  
1 vote:

GreenSun: How did they find out?

Sloppy seconds.
2013-01-22 06:25:27 PM  
1 vote:
Screw all the donkeys you want
Screw one corpse...............
2013-01-22 06:22:50 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was just taking their temperature ... if you know what I mean.
2013-01-22 06:22:44 PM  
1 vote:

Moroning: goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[ image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!

Didn't your daddy tell you not to judge a book by its penis?
2013-01-22 06:20:13 PM  
1 vote:

goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[ image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!
2013-01-22 06:19:52 PM  
1 vote:
Embalming fluid. He was administering it.
2013-01-22 06:16:39 PM  
1 vote:
Like male nurses didn't already have it rough.
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