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(LA Times)   Male nurse in Los Angeles charged with having sex with corpse. Now that's cold   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 139
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2013-01-22 06:34:48 PM
"Anyone with information is asked to call (877) 527-3247."

Do not call! Its a trap. Apparently just watching is a health and safety code violation.
 
2013-01-22 06:35:10 PM

RandomExcess: [viewaskew.com image 320x237]Obscure?


Clerks
 
2013-01-22 06:35:54 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Doesn't see what the big deal is

/make a cannoli out of me
 
2013-01-22 06:37:09 PM

Nothing To See Here: Was he singing Scarlet Begonias?


/3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 06:37:29 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I submitted this with a much more Alice Coopery headline.

I Love The Dead, or Cold Ethyl?


cold ethyl
 
2013-01-22 06:39:18 PM

RandomExcess: [viewaskew.com image 320x237]Obscure?


Not at all, but wrong chick.
 
2013-01-22 06:39:47 PM

kidsizedcoffin: And if they die during the sex act?


That's fine, as technically they consented to the sex prior to death.
 
2013-01-22 06:40:45 PM
No means no.
*decompose* means yes?

Eeeeeew. I'm gonna have the sudders for a we- oh, they're gone. Damn internet desensitization.
 
2013-01-22 06:41:01 PM
Phil Necro, the now retired famous knuckleballer, is working as a male nurse and has been accused of being a necrophilliac? What else is new?
 
2013-01-22 06:41:12 PM

gameshowhost: namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?

*shuts down thread*


Thread? If that had been the headline, shut down the 2013 HOTY contest ...
 
2013-01-22 06:42:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 06:43:34 PM

RandomExcess: [viewaskew.com image 320x237]Obscure?


I now think 99% of "Obscure?" posts are trolls.
 
2013-01-22 06:44:19 PM

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: And I don't even care how she died
I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde

[www.on-parole.com image 600x600]


Came for this, leaving satisfied
 
2013-01-22 06:45:02 PM

GreenSun: How did they find out?


that's what I'd like to know
 
2013-01-22 06:45:34 PM
Was it straight or gay necrophilia?

/this matters
//no it doesn't
 
2013-01-22 06:47:17 PM
Meh.
 
2013-01-22 06:51:07 PM
Blonde, Brunette ?

/ . . .
 
2013-01-22 06:55:58 PM
So he got caught sneaking off to have a cold one.
 
2013-01-22 06:57:01 PM
static.guim.co.uk
Interested.
 
2013-01-22 06:57:29 PM
Maybe he's just really lazy and shy......
 
2013-01-22 06:59:52 PM
Wait... that's illegal.


Uh oh.
 
2013-01-22 07:00:14 PM
why is this a crime? hes not hurting anyone.

where is the fark freedom brigade protesting this? make this legal along with prostitution and drugs because everything should be legal!!!! adults make their own choices!
 
2013-01-22 07:00:50 PM
Never trust a woman with a pulse.
 
2013-01-22 07:00:52 PM

iron de havilland: Interested.


Now then, now then
 
2013-01-22 07:00:58 PM
So a guy likes a british woman..you don't all have to make a fuss abou...oh, it wasn't a metaphor.
 
2013-01-22 07:01:42 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com
Morgue Worker: I don't judge, you guys. It's cool. I like yogurt up my ass and a Popsicle stick in my mouth.
Charlie: Oh, my God, man! (to Dee) No, you know what? Let's just give this guy his fifty bucks.
Morgue Worker: Whatev, man. You're the one with the hot plate. Weirdo.
Charlie: OK, yeah, I'm the weirdo, says the guy with the yogurt up his ass.
 
2013-01-22 07:05:10 PM
No Sam Kinison image of his routine laying on the ground, taking one in the ass? I'll just post a picture of myself and a picture of Community Organizer sticking it up mine.
 
2013-01-22 07:08:06 PM
So they were both stiff.
 
2013-01-22 07:09:40 PM

GRCooper: gameshowhost: namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?

*shuts down thread*

Thread? If that had been the headline, shut down the 2013 HOTY contest ...


An old joke for HOTY? *shrug*
 
2013-01-22 07:11:46 PM
 
2013-01-22 07:14:59 PM

swahnhennessy: I'm going to need to see a picture of the corpse before I pass judgment.


somethingsinister.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-22 07:17:57 PM
She must have been (*puts on sunglasses*) "drop-dead gorgeous". YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!1!
 
2013-01-22 07:20:16 PM

tshauk: The Angry Hand of God: Moroning: goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!

Didn't your daddy tell you not to judge a book by its penis?

[p.twimg.com image 600x400]


Knowing him as Boyd on Justified, that scene really made me laugh ass off.


Wait, what? (Scrolls back up page),,,,,Holy fark-nuggets! That's funny.
 
2013-01-22 07:21:22 PM

goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]


When did this happen? Did I purposely forget this episode?
 
2013-01-22 07:26:49 PM
dead ladies tell no tales...wear no plaid
 
2013-01-22 07:26:58 PM

RandomExcess: Obscure?


Came here to post this. Leaving satisfied.

/nothingisobscureonfarketc
 
2013-01-22 07:28:30 PM
Male nurse in Los Angeles charged with having sex with corpse. Now that's cold

Not necessarily, subby. It depends upon how long it's been dead.
 
2013-01-22 07:41:01 PM
I saw this on the LA news last night.

The line from the report that had me laughing was, "...And it's particularly troubling, because the victim couldn't fight back".
 
2013-01-22 07:42:17 PM
Maybe the whore shouldn't have been dressed that way? She was asking for it.
 
2013-01-22 07:43:16 PM

carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x265]

Approves.


Based on a real incident. Here's an interview with the person responsible:

Link
 
2013-01-22 07:44:39 PM

namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?


That was my headline... Nurse arrested for having cold one at work.
 
2013-01-22 07:46:34 PM

Mr.Hawk: namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?

That was my headline... Nurse arrested for having cold one at work.


I would have voted it up had I seen it. That there's funny.
 
2013-01-22 07:50:09 PM
Which hole did he use? Or did he cut a new one?
 
2013-01-22 07:56:37 PM

GreenSun: How did they find out?


exactly what I was wondering, I'm guessing someone caught him in the act, awkward........
 
2013-01-22 07:58:27 PM

NotSoFunkyPhantom: carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x265]

Approves.

Based on a real incident. Here's an interview with the person responsible:

Link


that was uh...enlightening? weird? ghastly? ghoulish? one of these?
 
2013-01-22 07:59:32 PM
Big deal! I've been having sex with a corpse ever since I married her.
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
 
2013-01-22 08:00:51 PM

thisiszombocom: why is this a crime? hes not hurting anyone.



Wouldnt you be pissed if the morgue employees were banging your dead mom/sister?

/was about to add your wife, but then I LOLd at the ridiculousness of such a thought
 
2013-01-22 08:08:26 PM
Yes, that's cold. And maybe heartless.
 
2013-01-22 08:10:35 PM

iron de havilland: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
Interested.


Holy shiat, Geddy Lee has really aged in the past year!
 
2013-01-22 08:11:53 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Was it legitimate rape?


She didn't get pregnant, so it MAY be legitimate.
 
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