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(LA Times)   Male nurse in Los Angeles charged with having sex with corpse. Now that's cold   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 139
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2013-01-22 05:53:10 PM  
dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-22 06:10:46 PM  
And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?
 
2013-01-22 06:14:47 PM  
Unavailable for comment

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-22 06:15:37 PM  
Victimless crime.
 
2013-01-22 06:16:24 PM  
Obamacare!
 
2013-01-22 06:16:39 PM  
Like male nurses didn't already have it rough.
 
2013-01-22 06:17:09 PM  
Was it in front of a daycare?

Was it a dog corpse?
 
2013-01-22 06:17:15 PM  

namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?


...and we're done here!
 
2013-01-22 06:17:23 PM  
Plumbing don't work no more
 
2013-01-22 06:17:42 PM  
i.imgur.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-22 06:17:42 PM  
These kind of things deteriorate.
 
2013-01-22 06:18:46 PM  
www.rockpeaks.com

/approves
 
2013-01-22 06:18:55 PM  
Am I in before Aquarium heater
 
2013-01-22 06:19:10 PM  
That is so sick.

A male nurse?
 
2013-01-22 06:19:18 PM  
Last seen in this car?
 
2013-01-22 06:19:52 PM  
Embalming fluid. He was administering it.
 
2013-01-22 06:20:13 PM  

goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]


Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!
 
2013-01-22 06:20:34 PM  
Your mother's deaf!

My mother is dead!

Well, that explains why she didn't move too much.

cdn.hark.com
 
2013-01-22 06:20:55 PM  
In Los Angeles? Gross. Pittsburgh....sure but Los Angeles? Ewww.
 
2013-01-22 06:21:29 PM  
www.poets.org
I's been perpetrated before my sick little dearies..while I pondered weak and weary.
 
2013-01-22 06:22:04 PM  
I submitted this with a much more Alice Coopery headline.

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-01-22 06:22:28 PM  
And I don't even care how she died
I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde

www.on-parole.com
 
2013-01-22 06:22:32 PM  
The corpse was just asking for it laying there all naked. The SLUT!!

Maybe this guy is related to the 3 guys that tried to dig up that girl to have sex with her body. Now that was some epic fark threads!
 
2013-01-22 06:22:44 PM  

Moroning: goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!


Didn't your daddy tell you not to judge a book by its penis?

p.twimg.com
 
2013-01-22 06:22:50 PM  
Maybe he was just taking their temperature ... if you know what I mean.
 
2013-01-22 06:23:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I submitted this with a much more Alice Coopery headline.


I Love The Dead, or Cold Ethyl?
 
2013-01-22 06:23:51 PM  

carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 400x265]

Approves.


Yea, I have no complaints about a movie that shows Molly Parker naked.


thefirm.maxupdates.tv

 
2013-01-22 06:24:10 PM  
Mock all you want, but after the Zombie apocalypse he's gonna be getting tail left and right
 
2013-01-22 06:24:36 PM  
The stiffs make him stiff?
 
2013-01-22 06:25:07 PM  
It's not rape if she's dead...
 
2013-01-22 06:25:27 PM  
Sure
Screw all the donkeys you want
But
Screw one corpse...............
 
2013-01-22 06:25:43 PM  
Was he singing Scarlet Begonias?
 
2013-01-22 06:25:48 PM  

WhippingBoy: Victimless crime.


You'll note he was only arrested for a "Health and Safety Code violation".
 
2013-01-22 06:25:57 PM  
Well... was she hot? Or at least warm?

The corpse HAD BEEN a woman right? Otherwise that's an abomination unto the lord.

/What?
 
2013-01-22 06:26:48 PM  
A murse? No wonder, those guys are creep as shiat.
 
2013-01-22 06:27:14 PM  
Were they carrying a Necrocard?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-22 06:27:16 PM  
Dude, I know you're new, but that's not how you Punch In for work here . . .
 
2013-01-22 06:28:37 PM  
viewaskew.comObscure?
 
2013-01-22 06:29:32 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com

And throw in a reference to Sexy Losers.
 
2013-01-22 06:30:02 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Moroning: goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!

Didn't your daddy tell you not to judge a book by its penis?

[p.twimg.com image 600x400]



Knowing him as Boyd on Justified, that scene really made me laugh ass off.
 
2013-01-22 06:30:21 PM  
I'm going to need to see a picture of the corpse before I pass judgment.
 
2013-01-22 06:30:28 PM  
And if they die during the sex act?
 
2013-01-22 06:31:03 PM  

tshauk: The Angry Hand of God: Moroning: goochmeister42: Unavailable for comment

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 266x400]

Is there a fetish that dude HASN'T tried!?!

Didn't your daddy tell you not to judge a book by its penis?

[p.twimg.com image 600x400]


Knowing him as Boyd on Justified, that scene really made me laugh ass off.


Between that and the Shield. That was the funniest moment I saw on TV all year, I think.
 
2013-01-22 06:31:36 PM  
Was it legitimate rape?
 
2013-01-22 06:32:06 PM  
How did they find out?
 
2013-01-22 06:32:46 PM  
This isn't a repeat from 1988, is it? No? I think Sam Kinison had a few words to say about it.... Link (NSFW language)
 
2013-01-22 06:33:00 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: Your mother's deaf!

My mother is dead!

Well, that explains why she didn't move too much.

[cdn.hark.com image 720x464]


Ahhh, Love that movie, thanks you!
 
2013-01-22 06:33:24 PM  

RandomExcess: Obscure?


www.gifbin.com
 
2013-01-22 06:34:04 PM  

GreenSun: How did they find out?


Sloppy seconds.
 
2013-01-22 06:34:37 PM  

namegoeshere: And who doesn't want to crack open a cold one after a long day at work?


*shuts down thread*
 
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