RexTalionis: He's not the only one celebrating his birthday alone today.
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Paris1127: You may also like...Prostitute Roundup I don't know, it sounds difficult... Maybe let the poor guy in the article try it?
unlikely: i upped my meds-up yours: Oh I see. You're saying loners hoard, and don't know what's valuable.Er, no? I'm saying I know that Rex is a comic book collector and I wish on him that rare one-in-a-million find that all serious comic collectors daydream about.
Marcintosh: chevydeuce: Not so CSB....There's an old guy that hangs out at the bar I frequent....one day a couple of years ago, he comes up and asked me to sign his birthday card....that he bought for himself for his 75th b-day...felt kinda bad for the guy..so, I signed it, and bought him a beer and then played Happy Birthday on the jukebox for him, at which time, he promptly starts crying and won't stop thanking me and shaking my hand....then I just felt horrible for the old guy, realizing that his only "friends" were those of us he see's at the bar once or twice a week. So, happy birthday Oscar Jenkins and happy birthday Jerry Preece.../be nice to old people....nobody want's to die alonewe all die alone-
blatz514: He says his Army training kicked in as he saw smoke billowing from the stoveI've never been in the Army. But I'm pretty sure I would have put out the fire too. Do I get a medal for valor?
unlikely: RexTalionis: He's not the only one celebrating his birthday alone today.Do you mean you? Because if you do, let me go ahead and wish you a happy birthday. May you find a copy of Fantastic Four #2 hidden inside a stack of Life Magazine or something equally cool today.
xanadian: Someimes, 4chan is pretty cool.Even Reddit, but that's really rare
Slaves2Darkness: After I got divorced I found myself celebrating my birthday alone one year and decided never again. Now I celebrate it with an annual trip to Las Vegas for blackjack, whiskey and hookers.
Andromeda: So glad I stumbled home tipsy tonight after a great meal of Spanish tapas with friends instead of being like this...
TommyymmoT: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]Nancy Grace got arrested?
I'm Having A Birthday Party and You're Invited!No Cake - No Ice Cream - No Booze - No MusicBut I'm Burning Some Mac and CheeseRSVP
barefoot in the head: Nearly every word on that entire page is about sadness and decay.
drjekel_mrhyde: Paris1127: You may also like...Prostitute Roundup I don't know, it sounds difficult... Maybe let the poor guy in the article try it?I knew it was a transformer in there somewhere[i.imgur.com image 640x360]"Claude Eugene Riley III. Charges: Solicit prostitution - Everything for $240; Possession of a controlled substance without a prescription (2 counts); DWLSR. Summary: Single - Employed as a salesperson MAC Cosmetics; Suspended license"Sad thing is that this person had a job and is probably hooking to to pay for some new tits
themasterdebater: Maybe he should of invested in a microwave?
abhorrent1: All I ever ask for my birthday is to have one day to myself where everyone leaves me the fark alone. I never get it. This guy is living my dream./one farking day a year//is that too much to ask?
minoridiot: So "feel asleep" is what we are now calling "passed out while trying to satify the munchies"? Most regular people don't sleep while being being drenched with water.
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