themasterdebater: Maybe he should of invested in a microwave?
dj_spanmaster: Or happiest, you know, if you're a loner. like abhorrent1, Pilikia, or thecpt.
blatz514: /This will be me when I'm 76//Except it will be a frozen pizza
blatz514: He says his Army training kicked in as he saw smoke billowing from the stoveI've never been in the Army. But I'm pretty sure I would have put out the fire too. Do I get a medal for valor?
unlikely: RexTalionis: He's not the only one celebrating his birthday alone today.Do you mean you? Because if you do, let me go ahead and wish you a happy birthday. May you find a copy of Fantastic Four #2 hidden inside a stack of Life Magazine or something equally cool today.
chevydeuce: Not so CSB....There's an old guy that hangs out at the bar I frequent....one day a couple of years ago, he comes up and asked me to sign his birthday card....that he bought for himself for his 75th b-day...felt kinda bad for the guy..so, I signed it, and bought him a beer and then played Happy Birthday on the jukebox for him, at which time, he promptly starts crying and won't stop thanking me and shaking my hand....then I just felt horrible for the old guy, realizing that his only "friends" were those of us he see's at the bar once or twice a week. So, happy birthday Oscar Jenkins and happy birthday Jerry Preece.../be nice to old people....nobody want's to die alone
abhorrent1: dj_spanmaster: Or happiest, you know, if you're a loner. like abhorrent1, Pilikia, or thecpt.Not a loner. I have a wife, family etc. I spend the whole year hearing, "we need to do this", "we need to do that", "Fix this" etc.My wife always asks me what I want to do for my B-Day. When I tell her every year I want everyone to pretend I don't exist, she gets mad. My b-day is supposed to be about me. Not making others feel good about themselves because they did something for someone else (me).You know what I want one day a year? To sit on my ass and drink beer, watch TV and play video games while someone else makes all the decisions and not hearing my name being called every 2 minutes. I don't think that's unreasonable.
Slaves2Darkness: After I got divorced I found myself celebrating my birthday alone one year and decided never again. Now I celebrate it with an annual trip to Las Vegas for blackjack, whiskey and hookers.
drjekel_mrhyde: Paris1127: You may also like...Prostitute Roundup I don't know, it sounds difficult... Maybe let the poor guy in the article try it?I knew it was a transformer in there somewhere[i.imgur.com image 640x360]"Claude Eugene Riley III. Charges: Solicit prostitution - Everything for $240; Possession of a controlled substance without a prescription (2 counts); DWLSR. Summary: Single - Employed as a salesperson MAC Cosmetics; Suspended license"Sad thing is that this person had a job and is probably hooking to to pay for some new tits
abhorrent1: All I ever ask for my birthday is to have one day to myself where everyone leaves me the fark alone. I never get it. This guy is living my dream./one farking day a year//is that too much to ask?
RexTalionis: He's not the only one celebrating his birthday alone today.
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