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(The Times (UK))   Beyoncé faked it for the President   (thetimes.co.uk) divider line 26
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2013-01-22 02:49:36 PM
9 votes:
"We pre-recorded all music as a matter of course and have done since time immemorial," she said.

It's true.  I heard George Washington had a mixtape made just in case the fife and drum corps didn't show up.
2013-01-22 04:17:15 PM
7 votes:

Eshman: trey101: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 596x628]
woman is about as deep as a puddle.... "who run the world?"

Nice comparison. Now let's do apples and oranges.


Well ok...
www.yalibnan.com
i.huffpost.com



What did you hope to accomplish with this?
2013-01-22 02:47:25 PM
5 votes:
Destiny's Vanilli
2013-01-22 02:50:39 PM
4 votes:
This will be Obama's Benghazi.
2013-01-22 01:19:34 PM
3 votes:
so does Michelle.
2013-01-22 04:07:22 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-22 03:14:16 PM
2 votes:
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
woman is about as deep as a puddle.... "who run the world?"
2013-01-22 03:06:17 PM
2 votes:
Hell, she faked a whole pregnancy.
2013-01-22 03:00:29 PM
2 votes:
I'm not voting for Beyonce after this.
2013-01-22 02:52:28 PM
2 votes:
i309.photobucket.com

Got next!
2013-01-22 07:52:53 PM
1 votes:
www.blogcdn.com

... but Beyonce is the best lipsyncher of all time OF ALL TIME
2013-01-22 05:33:54 PM
1 votes:
I can't get into a twist about Beyonce lip-syncing at the inaugural because it's not a big shock. She is just another made-up, oversaturated singer who uses videos and studio tricks to hide her lack of vocal talent.

In short: Beyonce is just a big butt and a smile.
2013-01-22 04:28:42 PM
1 votes:
Did you know that the howitzers used to fire off the 21 gun salute were firing blanks?! That's just WRONG!
2013-01-22 04:18:36 PM
1 votes:
Maybe she was too busy getting beat by Chris Brown to memorize the lyrics.
2013-01-22 04:08:24 PM
1 votes:

hasty ambush: [25.media.tumblr.com image 850x417]


...... it was on a holiday

//wouldn't have "missed" work either
2013-01-22 03:39:17 PM
1 votes:

rnld: PawisBetlog: trey101: woman is about as deep as a puddle.... "who run the world?"

Brutal.

We need to bring back songs like do wah diddy or da do do do, da dah dah dah dah.


That song is actually surprisingly deep:

Poets, priests and politicians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for their submission
And no one's jamming their transmission
'Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you

// compared to "who run the world? girls" - not much subtlety in that, is there?
2013-01-22 03:36:41 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Mikey1969: It's standard for everyone in live situations like this, period. It's not a "pampered artist" thing, its a business thing. In something this big, a screwup is a LOT of money and embarrassment. Hell, they even lip sync on SNL, and that's nowhere the size of a Presidential Inauguration.

Pretend singing. Serious business.


Still real singing. They record it live right before(At the event location), they aren't just whipping out her CD and laying it out. Hell, it explains why even good bands usually sound like shiat on SNL. That place has the worst acoustics ever. I'm pretty sure these bands would sound better playing in my utility closet, next to the water heaters and the boiler(Possibly a dead mouse or two also).
2013-01-22 03:28:14 PM
1 votes:

rnld: This means Sarah Palin becomes President Jay-z.



FTFY.
2013-01-22 03:27:19 PM
1 votes:

PawisBetlog: trey101: woman is about as deep as a puddle.... "who run the world?"

Brutal.


We need to bring back songs like do wah diddy or da do do do, da dah dah dah dah.
2013-01-22 03:25:52 PM
1 votes:

Pinner: You're invited then you better try to sing a bit.


Honey Bey-Bey don't care.
2013-01-22 03:17:19 PM
1 votes:
This means Grover Norquist is automatically Pope and Fartbongo has to sell AR-15s to Milli Vanilli, right?
2013-01-22 03:10:20 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: "We pre-recorded all music as a matter of course and have done since time immemorial," she said.

It's true.  I heard George Washington had a mixtape made just in case the fife and drum corps didn't show up.


The heavenly choir of seraphim and cherubim were all autotuned.
2013-01-22 03:06:35 PM
1 votes:
I for one welcome our new Romney overlord.
2013-01-22 03:05:29 PM
1 votes:
This means Sarah Palin becomes President.
2013-01-22 02:52:06 PM
1 votes:
Well, she's an artist. You can't expect her to just perform when scheduled.
2013-01-22 02:10:07 PM
1 votes:
I'd still let her have sex with me...
 
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