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(Daily Mail)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Why men LOVE our orgasm face   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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17390 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2013 at 4:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-22 03:28:18 PM  
'cause it's hawt. Why do you need a whole article for that?
 
2013-01-22 04:03:31 PM  
Tracey Cox 

hehehehehe
 
2013-01-22 04:03:39 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:06:12 PM  
We care?

I'm usually too busy thinking about myself.
 
2013-01-22 04:08:34 PM  
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See! She can emote! You just have to stick it in her pooper!!
 
2013-01-22 04:08:46 PM  

L.D. Ablo: We care?

I'm usually too busy thinking about myself.


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Likes the cut of your jib.

 
2013-01-22 04:23:43 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:35:04 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:35:51 PM  

L.D. Ablo: We care?

I'm usually too busy thinking about myself.


If you're into structuralism... there are 4 sexuality types, one of which is the "pleaser", that gets off on being able to get other people off.

Those of us in that category definitely like seeing a woman's O-face.
 
2013-01-22 04:36:23 PM  
Not Safe For Work, but totally relevant.
http://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php
 
2013-01-22 04:37:12 PM  
Still the best one:

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2013-01-22 04:38:05 PM  
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Sexy as HELL!!!
 
2013-01-22 04:38:42 PM  
Obvious tag isn't obvious enough.
 
2013-01-22 04:39:38 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:39:38 PM  
This is relative to my interests.
 
2013-01-22 04:39:46 PM  
dnrtfa, but

if it's during sex, well of course. it's always nice to know the other person is enjoying themselves

if it's not during sex, well of course. it's a reminder of sex, which is always nice (unless the person is unattractive or family).
 
2013-01-22 04:40:09 PM  
Really? Seems kind of gross to me. You know, all gooey and such. But I guess different strokes...
 
2013-01-22 04:40:15 PM  
Just to see what color her face turns.
 
2013-01-22 04:40:49 PM  
Women have faces. I never knew that...
 
2013-01-22 04:41:04 PM  
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Wait - WAIT! I CAN DO BETTER!
 
2013-01-22 04:41:08 PM  
Never thought about it till now, but I don't think I have ever seen one. Of course being handcuffed and blindfolded doesn't help.
 
2013-01-22 04:41:15 PM  

tricycleracer: [www.reactionface.info image 308x313]


I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?
 
2013-01-22 04:41:47 PM  
I didn't read the article. Here for the hilariousness.
/was hoping the article was written by a man
//jk
///kinda
 
2013-01-22 04:42:03 PM  
Because you look so good with my orgasm on it.

Wrath of Heaven: Just to see what color her face turns.


That would be white.
 
2013-01-22 04:43:08 PM  

jgilb: tricycleracer: [www.reactionface.info image 308x313]

I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?


The Lonely Island- Jizz in my Pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
 
2013-01-22 04:43:26 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Not Safe For Work, but totally relevant.
http://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php


Is that the site that films people from the neck up whilst they are being pleasured?
 
2013-01-22 04:43:52 PM  

jgilb: tricycleracer: [www.reactionface.info image 308x313]

I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?


"Jizz In My Pants", a Lonely Island video for Saturday Night Live.

/hate that the IT department is going to see that search by me in their weblogs...
 
2013-01-22 04:44:33 PM  

UlandaUnicorn: was hoping the article was written by a man


why men love our

...?
 
2013-01-22 04:44:56 PM  
Women can have orgasms too? Huh....
 
2013-01-22 04:45:36 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Women can have orgasms too? Huh....


No. It's just a rumor.
 
2013-01-22 04:45:47 PM  
Its probably been said already, but I like to orgasm on their face
 
2013-01-22 04:45:54 PM  
Don't forget the ear piercing screams. They are fun to elicit also. If the roomates/neighbors aren't knocking on the door to make sure everything is okay, you aren't pleasing her to her full potential.
 
2013-01-22 04:46:07 PM  

Endive Wombat: dahmers love zombie: Not Safe For Work, but totally relevant.
http://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php

Is that the site that films people from the neck up whilst they are being pleasured?


Yeppers.
 
2013-01-22 04:46:36 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:47:23 PM  

Uzzah: jgilb: tricycleracer: [www.reactionface.info image 308x313]

I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?

"Jizz In My Pants", a Lonely Island video for Saturday Night Live.

/hate that the IT department is going to see that search by me in their weblogs...


I'm in the IT department. If you have a huge volume of weblogs, I usually let it go - as long as it isn't to porn sites, and it's not almost entirely one site (FB, YouTube). Really, we don't care, as long as you're putting in a reasonable effort to do your job.
 
2013-01-22 04:47:24 PM  
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Obligatory.

What's even better is that Sweet Water puts it on their bottles of Happy Ending,

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2013-01-22 04:49:14 PM  
My wife is a "squirter". There is no mistaking when she orgasms. We literally have to have waterproof bedliners and own a TON of sheets.
 
2013-01-22 04:51:07 PM  

dj_spanmaster: I'm in the IT department. If you have a huge volume of weblogs, I usually let it go - as long as it isn't to porn sites, and it's not almost entirely one site (FB, YouTube). Really, we don't care, as long as you're putting in a reasonable effort to do your job.


Serious question: Do you feel at all morally challenged by having this responsibility? Personally, I'd hate to know I had someone fired because he was searching for a little motivation with Jenna Jameson at 3am while trying to finish a project. And does anybody watch over your shoulder?
 
2013-01-22 04:51:12 PM  
What are those two doing??

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2013-01-22 04:51:28 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:51:51 PM  

abfalter: My wife is a "squirter". There is no mistaking when she orgasms. We literally have to have waterproof bedliners and own a TON of sheets.


She's peeing on you, dude.

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-22 04:52:30 PM  

abfalter: My wife is a "squirter". There is no mistaking when she orgasms. We literally have to have waterproof bedliners and own a TON of sheets.


You lucky SOB.
 
2013-01-22 04:52:38 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:54:45 PM  

abfalter: My wife is a "squirter". There is no mistaking when she orgasms. We literally have to have waterproof bedliners and own a TON of sheets.


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2013-01-22 04:54:58 PM  
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2013-01-22 04:55:50 PM  

BumpInTheNight: L.D. Ablo: We care?
I'm usually too busy thinking about myself.

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Likes the cut of your jib.



I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?
 
2013-01-22 04:57:21 PM  

WeenerGord: BumpInTheNight: L.D. Ablo: We care?
I'm usually too busy thinking about myself.

[twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 260x194]
Likes the cut of your jib.


I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?


It's from the Ben Stiller film "Zoolander". That guy was a male model/hermaphrodite.
 
2013-01-22 04:57:29 PM  

WeenerGord: BumpInTheNight: L.D. Ablo: We care?
I'm usually too busy thinking about myself.

[twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 260x194]
Likes the cut of your jib.


I've seen it posted many time, but what movie or show is that image from ?


Pretty sure its from The Machinist
 
2013-01-22 04:59:34 PM  
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2013-01-22 05:00:48 PM  

dahmers love zombie:Endive Wombat: dahmers love zombie: Not Safe For Work, but totally relevant.
http://beautifulagony.com/public/main.php

Is that the site that films people from the neck up whilst they are being pleasured?

Yeppers.



Then you both might like this series: Hysterical Literature (NSFW-ish audio)

/Stoya talks about her experience here (SFW)
 
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