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jaylectricity		2013-01-22 03:25:00 PM

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-22 03:29:16 PM

In other news the murder rate in 2006 was 75%

GAT_00		2013-01-22 03:32:18 PM

What mental reject seriously pursued this?

xanadian		2013-01-22 03:46:38 PM

GAT_00: What mental reject seriously pursued this?

Some Chrome user.

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-22 04:05:52 PM

It's because IE is the only browser without a MurderBlockPlus add-on.

the_sidewinder		2013-01-22 04:08:56 PM

I want to use this in one of those threads where people post a meaningless chart (or at least with no context to explain the chart and what data it is displaying) to try and prove a point

Flint Ironstag		2013-01-22 04:25:36 PM

Didn't Casey Anthony get off because cops only checked her IE browser history and didn't think to check Firefox, which she'd used to Google how to kill people?

Maybe there is a connection....

ITGreen		2013-01-22 04:33:31 PM

Don't read the comments, whatever you do.

Bathia_Mapes		2013-01-22 04:57:17 PM

The chart is about as serious as the study from 2011 that said that IE users had low intelligence, and that was shown to be a hoax.

Plus there's a disclaimer of sorts which says, "p.s. If you take this seriously, you are an idiot and you should go stick your head up some dark hole."

doyner		2013-01-22 05:10:04 PM

Seems legit.

PapaChester		2013-01-22 05:10:48 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: In other news the murder rate in 2006 was 75%

Yeah. What was up with those percentages?

cgraves67		2013-01-22 05:17:50 PM

PapaChester: Because People in power are Stupid: In other news the murder rate in 2006 was 75%

Yeah. What was up with those percentages?

IE market share. The murder rate is the dots and relates to the values on the other side.

doyner		2013-01-22 05:21:21 PM

In before "ASSAULT BROWSWER BAN."

ThunderPelvis		2013-01-22 05:33:42 PM

ITGreen: Don't read the comments, whatever you do.

^This. Jesus tapdancing Christ, people are STOOOPID.

odinsposse		2013-01-22 05:33:56 PM

doyner: In before "ASSAULT BROWSWER BAN."

All you really need is a browser that gets you to yahoo, youtube, and facebook. I don't see why civilians need all these high powered search tools, hacker websites, and penis-replacement "plug ins."

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-22 05:40:52 PM

cgraves67: IE market share. The murder rate is the dots and relates to the values on the other side.

There is no way that many people were using IE. Case closed.

wildcardjack		2013-01-22 05:56:03 PM

It's because the number of IE users I want to kill are a dwindling pool.

TabASlotB		2013-01-22 05:56:06 PM

meat0918		2013-01-22 06:01:35 PM

the_sidewinder: I want to use this in one of those threads where people post a meaningless chart (or at least with no context to explain the chart and what data it is displaying) to try and prove a point

cdn.twentytwowords.com

WillyChase		2013-01-22 06:22:40 PM

TabASlotB: [www.ritholtz.com image 850x939]

Right click... and save.

TabASlotB		2013-01-22 06:33:07 PM

traylor		2013-01-22 06:43:04 PM

HeartBurnKid		2013-01-22 06:56:14 PM

brandent		2013-01-22 08:13:38 PM

ITGreen: Don't read the comments, whatever you do.

Which of course made me read the comments. Now I feel dumber.

brandent		2013-01-22 08:16:42 PM

HeartBurnKid: [imgs.xkcd.com image 740x180]

OK I haven't seen that one before. That's sort of brilliant.

Girion47		2013-01-22 08:24:25 PM

TabASlotB: [www.ritholtz.com image 850x939]

What's funny is my brother is a realtor, and named his daughter Ava

moothemagiccow		2013-01-22 08:42:06 PM

TabASlotB: [www.ritholtz.com image 850x939]

appreciate the lulz

bsharitt		2013-01-22 09:19:49 PM

Internet Explorer has seen a recent rise in market share(largely due to Windows 8) and then the school shootings happened. Cooincidence? I think not.

dennysgod		2013-01-22 09:30:31 PM

The first graph represents 23% of the population, the 2nd represents 28% of the population and last graph represents 43% of the population

/telling figures indeed.

jaylectricity		2013-01-22 09:42:08 PM

dennysgod: the_sidewinder: I want to use this in one of those threads where people post a meaningless chart (or at least with no context to explain the chart and what data it is displaying) to try and prove a point

[i86.photobucket.com image 490x360]

The first graph represents 23% of the population, the 2nd represents 28% of the population and last graph represents 43% of the population

/telling figures indeed.

OHH MY GOD 6% OF THE POPULATION IS MISSING! Somebody panic.

Zeno-25		2013-01-22 09:45:51 PM

Begoggle		2013-01-22 11:45:03 PM

Reading those comments has made me dumber.

diaphoresis		2013-01-22 11:59:10 PM

My favorite:

montaraventures.com

Suckmaster Burstingfoam		2013-01-23 01:11:38 AM

What about Linux use versus the suicide rate?

Minerva8918		2013-01-23 01:33:37 AM

Well, I must say that any time I've had to use farking IE, it makes me feel homicidal...

shiftyphil		2013-01-23 04:48:25 AM

diaphoresis: My favorite:

[montaraventures.com image 468x240]

That x-axis scale is the result of some strange math. Or meth.

I sound fat		2013-01-23 06:02:20 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: cgraves67: IE market share. The murder rate is the dots and relates to the values on the other side.

There is no way that many people were using IE. Case closed.

You are sixteen, I take it, or do you just have a horrible memory?

anyway, the commenters on that article are the stupidest people I have ever seen on the internet, and that is saying something. "I know its a joke, but here are a few paragraphs about why it isnt right".....

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-23 03:51:41 PM

I sound fat: Because People in power are Stupid: cgraves67: IE market share. The murder rate is the dots and relates to the values on the other side.

There is no way that many people were using IE. Case closed.

You are sixteen, I take it, or do you just have a horrible memory?

anyway, the commenters on that article are the stupidest people I have ever seen on the internet, and that is saying something. "I know its a joke, but here are a few paragraphs about why it isnt right".....
www.albinoblacksheep.com