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(Huffington Post)   In a headline one word too long, Jonas Brothers fan claims Joe Jonas blew him off   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 19
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2013-01-22 12:59:41 PM  
Dammit, subby, I'm not supposed to have spontaneous snicker fits in the middle of the cubicle farm.

/I probably also shouldn't be farking in the middle of the cubicle farm, but that's not important
 
2013-01-22 02:09:43 PM  
So... Subby wants to see Joe Jonas blow someone?
 
2013-01-22 02:13:05 PM  
Be careful around those Mormon boys, they're a rough crowd
 
2013-01-22 02:23:57 PM  
Said fan was a 19 y/o MALE. wtf.
 
2013-01-22 02:26:40 PM  
Hertfeld, who in the past spent upward of $750 on concert tickets to see the brothers perform, said "the entire thing completely broke my heart."

And ya lost me.
 
2013-01-22 02:27:20 PM  
Wake me up when Selena Gomez dose something with that weird girl she hangs out with
 
2013-01-22 02:36:51 PM  
You mean "away" though, right subby?
 
2013-01-22 02:41:25 PM  
www.worlddominationcorp.com

Nellie blew them all...away.
 
2013-01-22 02:57:07 PM  
Oh my God subby, GREAT farking headline!!!

The internet has voted, you should have a very hot, very talented 'Lady of Pleasure' knocking on your door in 10... 9... 8... ... ...
 
2013-01-22 03:04:44 PM  

deanis: Said fan was a 19 y/o MALE. wtf.


Yeah I was a tad confuzzled at that as well. Unless he was going to the shows to get laid.
 
2013-01-22 03:36:51 PM  
Joe Jonas' girlfriend's name is Blanda Eggenschwiler.

/Nick Jonas is hot and I don't care how much you mock me.
 
2013-01-22 04:37:36 PM  

scotchcrotch: Be careful around those Mormon boys, they're a rough crowd


The Jonas brothers aren't Mormon. Their religion is something called Assemblies of God.

/Not that I give a shiat either way
 
2013-01-22 05:21:33 PM  
I call monolithic BSery on this. Who the hell gets into the music field because of the Jonas Brothers? If it does happen to be true they kind of deserved what happened. Celebrities don't owe people anything.
 
2013-01-22 06:05:33 PM  
I think it's 9 words too long.
 
2013-01-22 06:22:17 PM  
Do we still have to be attacked with Jonas Brothers hype? I thought the media hype machine created Justin Beiber to replace them years ago.
 
2013-01-22 07:07:44 PM  
Nice subby. I chortled.
 
2013-01-22 08:46:26 PM  
That fan is gayer than five guys blowing six guys.
 
2013-01-22 09:22:26 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Joe Jonas' girlfriend's name is Blanda Eggenschwiler.

/Nick Jonas is hot and I don't care how much you mock me.


He dumped her for Lamonica Bierschlinger, before that it was Stabler Leininkugel, who he did after ditching Plunkett Jagermeister
 
2013-01-22 10:10:33 PM  
Well, yeah. I'd make fun of you, too, for being a 19 year old male Jonas Bros fan..
 
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