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(News.com.au)   African sorcerer conjures up a bomb   (news.com.au) divider line 73
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2013-01-22 02:22:56 PM
Was he called....Tim?

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2013-01-22 02:33:08 PM

willfullyobscure: Man, Africans are stupid. Why is that?


Indeed. Why is it that Africans are so stupid.

/glass houses
 
2013-01-22 02:41:30 PM

slackananda: So, only certified wizards will be able to wear underwear, pants or shorts?



Wizards are the only ones who don't need those clothes, being as they wear a dress
 
2013-01-22 02:52:22 PM
Paging Dr. Harare:
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2013-01-22 02:58:27 PM

cgraves67: Meh. Sorcerers are always an unpredictable lot. If you want consistent results it best to have a wizard in your party.



Or, to play it safe,

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2013-01-22 03:01:49 PM
This is why fledgling elementalists should practice newly learned fire spells outside.
 
2013-01-22 03:03:48 PM

BHShaman: Set us up the bomb
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read it more closely, it is "Set Up Us the bomb."

which makes more sense if you think about it. Set-up... Us... the bomb.
 
2013-01-22 03:09:06 PM

Wolfmanjames: Now, that is a ting-tang walla-walla bing bang!


Har!

I totally stole that line when I forwarded the link to my friends.
 
2013-01-22 03:11:09 PM
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did you say african obamba?
 
2013-01-22 03:20:26 PM

oldfarthenry: Man - I conjured up an ass-bomb this morning, I tell ya!
I had to sorcerer-up a 100 brooms to sweep the stench out of the castle.


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2013-01-22 03:36:15 PM
FTFA..

.....sorcerers can use lightning, common during current rain storms, to eradicate enemies. Neighbours told reporters they feared a "lightning manufacturing process" was being carried out Monday.

I LOL when I read that last sentence.
 
2013-01-22 04:14:10 PM

CygnusDarius: Freakin' Junkers.

/obscure?


A curse every Luftwaffe mechanic frequently used during WWII? Definitely not.
 
2013-01-22 04:20:36 PM
Now see, his first mistake was being an evocation specialist...
 
2013-01-22 04:36:33 PM
It's disappointing, but you just can't rely on Africans for your lightning manufacturing, as this latest test shows. Hopefully our pilot in Suriname will go better.
 
2013-01-22 05:19:26 PM
He was probably mixing up a "magical " potion of saltpeter, sulfur, and Honey over an open fire. Honey charred, mix lit up, and BOOM.

/not as unlikely as you might think.
 
2013-01-22 05:34:28 PM
"lightning manufacturing process"

Industrialization didn't dispel people's belief in magic, only changed it.
 
2013-01-22 05:54:21 PM

washington-babylon: He was probably mixing up a "magical " potion of saltpeter, sulfur, and Honey over an open fire. Honey charred, mix lit up, and BOOM.

/not as unlikely as you might think.


More or less likely than having centipedes in the vagina?
 
2013-01-22 06:03:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-22 06:22:29 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: BHShaman: Set us up the bomb
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read it more closely,


multi-tasking...
 
2013-01-22 07:16:09 PM

serial arseonist: washington-babylon: He was probably mixing up a "magical " potion of saltpeter, sulfur, and Honey over an open fire. Honey charred, mix lit up, and BOOM.

/not as unlikely as you might think.

More or less likely than having centipedes in the vagina?


Give this a read. Or watch the episode somewhere. "Column of fire" about describes what you see in the video, although it could have been worse if the pot was covered.
 
2013-01-22 08:37:20 PM
Wanted for questioning...
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2013-01-22 08:58:04 PM
Wait, there are sorcerers in Africa?? What the HELL am I doing here?!
 
2013-01-23 12:52:05 AM

SuperNinjaToad: FTFA..

.....sorcerers can use lightning, common during current rain storms, to eradicate enemies. Neighbours told reporters they feared a "lightning manufacturing process" was being carried out Monday.

I LOL when I read that last sentence.


It doesn't sound any more paranoid or superstitious than people who fear HAARP is doing the exact same thing.
 
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