willfullyobscure: Man, Africans are stupid. Why is that?
slackananda: So, only certified wizards will be able to wear underwear, pants or shorts?
cgraves67: Meh. Sorcerers are always an unpredictable lot. If you want consistent results it best to have a wizard in your party.
BHShaman: Set us up the bomb[i0.kym-cdn.com image 320x224]
Wolfmanjames: Now, that is a ting-tang walla-walla bing bang!
oldfarthenry: Man - I conjured up an ass-bomb this morning, I tell ya!I had to sorcerer-up a 100 brooms to sweep the stench out of the castle.
CygnusDarius: Freakin' Junkers./obscure?
washington-babylon: He was probably mixing up a "magical " potion of saltpeter, sulfur, and Honey over an open fire. Honey charred, mix lit up, and BOOM./not as unlikely as you might think.
Uchiha_Cycliste: BHShaman: Set us up the bomb[i0.kym-cdn.com image 320x224]read it more closely,
serial arseonist: washington-babylon: He was probably mixing up a "magical " potion of saltpeter, sulfur, and Honey over an open fire. Honey charred, mix lit up, and BOOM./not as unlikely as you might think.More or less likely than having centipedes in the vagina?
SuperNinjaToad: FTFA.......sorcerers can use lightning, common during current rain storms, to eradicate enemies. Neighbours told reporters they feared a "lightning manufacturing process" was being carried out Monday.I LOL when I read that last sentence.
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