Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(MLive.com)   From the book: "How To Tell If Your Girlfriend's Dad Doesn't Like You". Chapter Three: Michigan   ( mlive.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Father arrested  
•       •       •

18287 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2013 at 12:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-01-22 12:24:30 PM  
2 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.


the father and mother liked me, the girl didn't.
2013-01-23 11:49:34 AM  
1 vote:

Abacus9: NumberFiveIsAlive: SirEattonHogg: When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.

So, land of illegals and earthquakes in a broke-ass state (broke ass-state?), or land of rednecks and swamp farms in a broke-ass state?

Michigan's not really a redneck state, but it's got some backwoods folks.


Breckentucky anyone?
2013-01-22 05:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

iggyskuz: slackananda: Farce-Side: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into. I thought they couldn't find him to assess his condition?

Also, if they couldn't find him, how did they know he didn't have a gun?

its in flint. they have better things to do then to search for a corpse.


Yes. Like search for a job.
2013-01-22 02:26:45 PM  
1 vote:
Who cares?  I'm not banging the dad.
2013-01-22 01:27:56 PM  
1 vote:

LesserEvil: Just once, I'd like to see a bunch of multi-million dollar homes lining an MLK Blvd.


Have you seen housing prices in Compton?
2013-01-22 01:20:47 PM  
1 vote:
Flint: making Sagnasty look civilized since 1818.
2013-01-22 01:17:36 PM  
1 vote:

Polish Hussar: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.

This did happen in Flint, after all


Picture of the father.

www.politics-prose.com
2013-01-22 12:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
Onkel Buck

Flint? Big surprise there.

I'm from Michigan and when I was younger I was dating this girl from another high school. She broke up with me because she said her dad liked me. When I showed up for our date, I had my hair pulled back and had on a nice ironed button up shirt and a nice pair of jeans. I looked pretty presentable. I guess I should mention that I was a long haired headbanger at the time and I think she was trying to piss off her dad, and was using me to that extent. Well I fielded all of her dads questions of me while we waited for my date to finish getting ready and I actually hit it off pretty good with the guy. He still may have not liked me but I suspected he knew what his daughter was up to and turned it around on her. Either way he won, and he didn't even have to shoot at me.

/CSB


You should have told her some road head would really piss him off.
2013-01-22 12:33:27 PM  
1 vote:
When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.
2013-01-22 12:05:38 PM  
1 vote:
Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.
 
Displayed 10 of 10 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report