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2013-01-22 12:05:38 PM  
Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.
 
2013-01-22 12:08:22 PM  
He, probably, shouldn't sneak into girlfriend's house in the dead of night anymore.
 
2013-01-22 12:08:33 PM  
Without pics of the father, the boyfriend and most importantly the daughter -TAIW
 
2013-01-22 12:10:13 PM  

Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.


I thought they couldn't find him to assess his condition?
 
2013-01-22 12:10:40 PM  

Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.


This did happen in Flint, after all
 
2013-01-22 12:10:56 PM  

Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.


As a charter member of DADD (Dads against Daughters Dating) I'd like to buy this dad a beer.

/shoot the first one and word will get around
 
2013-01-22 12:10:57 PM  
Chapter 1: Are you dating his daughter?

If you answered "yes", then he doesn't like you.


the end
 
2013-01-22 12:14:22 PM  
Police were called around 11:30 p.m. to the home in the 200 block of Foss after the father told police the boyfriend had fired shots at him following a verbal dispute, according to a police report.

An officer later found out it was the father who fired shots at the boyfriend that did not possess a weapon.

The father was arrested for false reports to the police, and the boyfriend could not be located by police following the incident. There was no word on his condition.


1. Get in argument with your daughters boyfriend.
2. Get all shooty at him
3. Call the police, and say that the bf fired at YOU.
4. Bf found not to have any guns at all, and find that you were the one that was all shooty.
5. Get arrested
6. Rot in jail, knowing the bf is nailing your daughter in your bed while you're gone.
7. Suffer repeated ass rapes from bubba your new best friend.
8. Walk around in jail with your finger in bubba's belt loop, get sold for a pack of smokes.
9. Profit.?
 
2013-01-22 12:17:14 PM  

Farce-Side: I thought they couldn't find him to assess his condition?


I guess he didn't make the cut.
 
2013-01-22 12:18:56 PM  
Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.
 
2013-01-22 12:22:21 PM  
One block off of Martin Luther King Ave. North end of Flint.

Not a nice neighborhood. A good friend of mine lives several blocks away, on a dead-end road. He has iron bars on his windows and doors, and a pretty decent arsenal. At least he hasn't had to take any potshots at any gang members in 20 or so years of living there, but it's been close a few times.

This is an area where "unidentified body found" is all too common. It's also not too far form the "Pets or Meat" rabbit lady of Michael Moore's "Roger and Me" fame.
 
2013-01-22 12:24:30 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.


the father and mother liked me, the girl didn't.
 
2013-01-22 12:26:22 PM  

give me doughnuts: Chapter 1: Are you dating his daughter?

If you answered "yes", then he doesn't like you.


the end


Bingo. men are dogs, they know other men are dogs, and most men are not intelligent enough to use logic. They fail to see their daughters are also women, women with needs and wants, adult ladies who need to stand on their own and own their sexuality. If I had memories of looking at an infant baby girl with tears of joy in my eyes I'd probably be the same way as those Fathers.
 
2013-01-22 12:27:12 PM  

Kaiser Bill's Batman: Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.

the father and mother liked me, the girl didn't.


Sounds like my stepdaughter's ex boyfriend. A really good kid, very polite, very shy. She figured out he was a pussy and dumped his ass. Good for her.
 
2013-01-22 12:28:18 PM  
Important safety tip: If you have committed a crime, do not call the police.

We got more Fark threads this way...
 
2013-01-22 12:32:27 PM  

give me doughnuts: Chapter 1: Are you dating his daughter?

If you answered "yes", then he doesn't like you.


the end


True. He is unhappy your giving her the dick.
 
2013-01-22 12:33:22 PM  
I always told the boys wanting to date my daughters that they could do anything. ANYTHING sexual they wanted to do to my daughters. No matter how depraved or wild, they could do anything to my daughters when it came to sex.

They just had to do it to me first.

/Never had any takers. Go figure
 
2013-01-22 12:33:27 PM  
When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.
 
2013-01-22 12:33:36 PM  

LesserEvil: One block off of Martin Luther King Ave. North end of Flint.

Not a nice neighborhood. A good friend of mine lives several blocks away, on a dead-end road. He has iron bars on his windows and doors, and a pretty decent arsenal. At least he hasn't had to take any potshots at any gang members in 20 or so years of living there, but it's been close a few times.

This is an area where "unidentified body found" is all too common. It's also not too far form the "Pets or Meat" rabbit lady of Michael Moore's "Roger and Me" fame.


/We have one of those too. Same name, same "type" of area you don't want to live in. Figures
 
2013-01-22 12:35:10 PM  

SirEattonHogg: When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.


So, land of illegals and earthquakes in a broke-ass state (broke ass-state?), or land of rednecks and swamp farms in a broke-ass state?
 
2013-01-22 12:35:46 PM  
Flint? Big surprise there.

I'm from Michigan and when I was younger I was dating this girl from another high school. She broke up with me because she said her dad liked me. When I showed up for our date, I had my hair pulled back and had on a nice ironed button up shirt and a nice pair of jeans. I looked pretty presentable. I guess I should mention that I was a long haired headbanger at the time and I think she was trying to piss off her dad, and was using me to that extent. Well I fielded all of her dads questions of me while we waited for my date to finish getting ready and I actually hit it off pretty good with the guy. He still may have not liked me but I suspected he knew what his daughter was up to and turned it around on her. Either way he won, and he didn't even have to shoot at me.

/CSB
 
2013-01-22 12:40:28 PM  
Onkel Buck

Flint? Big surprise there.

I'm from Michigan and when I was younger I was dating this girl from another high school. She broke up with me because she said her dad liked me. When I showed up for our date, I had my hair pulled back and had on a nice ironed button up shirt and a nice pair of jeans. I looked pretty presentable. I guess I should mention that I was a long haired headbanger at the time and I think she was trying to piss off her dad, and was using me to that extent. Well I fielded all of her dads questions of me while we waited for my date to finish getting ready and I actually hit it off pretty good with the guy. He still may have not liked me but I suspected he knew what his daughter was up to and turned it around on her. Either way he won, and he didn't even have to shoot at me.

/CSB


You should have told her some road head would really piss him off.
 
2013-01-22 12:41:25 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: LesserEvil: One block off of Martin Luther King Ave. North end of Flint.

Not a nice neighborhood. A good friend of mine lives several blocks away, on a dead-end road. He has iron bars on his windows and doors, and a pretty decent arsenal. At least he hasn't had to take any potshots at any gang members in 20 or so years of living there, but it's been close a few times.

This is an area where "unidentified body found" is all too common. It's also not too far form the "Pets or Meat" rabbit lady of Michael Moore's "Roger and Me" fame.

/We have one of those too. Same name, same "type" of area you don't want to live in. Figures


Isn't it lovely that liberal, progressive-minded politicians dedicate roads to Martin Luther King and Cesar Chavez... but not in their own neighborhoods, of course.

Just once, I'd like to see a bunch of multi-million dollar homes lining an MLK Blvd.
 
2013-01-22 12:43:28 PM  

Farce-Side: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into. I thought they couldn't find him to assess his condition?


Also, if they couldn't find him, how did they know he didn't have a gun?
 
2013-01-22 12:44:01 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Kaiser Bill's Batman: Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.

the father and mother liked me, the girl didn't.

Sounds like my stepdaughter's ex boyfriend. A really good kid, very polite, very shy. She figured out he was a pussy and dumped his ass. Good for her.


lolwut
 
2013-01-22 12:46:20 PM  

Onkel Buck: Flint? Big surprise there.

I'm from Michigan and when I was younger I was dating this girl from another high school. She broke up with me because she said her dad liked me. When I showed up for our date, I had my hair pulled back and had on a nice ironed button up shirt and a nice pair of jeans. I looked pretty presentable. I guess I should mention that I was a long haired headbanger at the time and I think she was trying to piss off her dad, and was using me to that extent. Well I fielded all of her dads questions of me while we waited for my date to finish getting ready and I actually hit it off pretty good with the guy. He still may have not liked me but I suspected he knew what his daughter was up to and turned it around on her. Either way he won, and he didn't even have to shoot at me.

/CSB


You know, that's the perfect way to cock-block some teenage guy. The dad and the daughter's bf getting all chummy. I had an ex gf's dad that would do that with me. I liked the guy, he was cool, but she hated it. It got to the point one night I went over there and he says, you never call me anymore. He was joking because I didn't have his phone number, so I gave him mine. We would chat on the phone, and I could hear her in the background, she was not pleased. Needless to say, her and I didn't work out.
 
2013-01-22 12:46:38 PM  

slackananda: Farce-Side: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into. I thought they couldn't find him to assess his condition?

Also, if they couldn't find him, how did they know he didn't have a gun?


its in flint. they have better things to do then to search for a corpse.
 
2013-01-22 12:49:47 PM  
An officer later found out it was the father who fired shots at the boyfriend that did not possess a weapon.

Why didn't he shoot at the boyfriend that did possess a weapon?
 
2013-01-22 12:51:51 PM  
If my daughter eventually dates a guy that I get along with, she needs to dump him because he probably drinks to much, has a temper and will eventually end up disappointing her in many ways.

I hope hes a nice quiet, well-adjusted, polite kid that I think is a pussy.
 
2013-01-22 12:52:49 PM  
NumberFiveIsAlive

2013-01-22 12:35:10 PM


SirEattonHogg: When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.

So, land of illegals and earthquakes in a broke-ass state (broke ass-state?), or land of rednecks and swamp farms in a broke-ass state?


You also forgot overly regulatory state government and high crime.

Still, its supposed to be 75 and sunny today. Having grown up shoveling snow and scrapping ice off the car window.... I dont think I could put up with that again.
 
2013-01-22 12:55:24 PM  
Sadly we don't have more fathers like this.
 
2013-01-22 12:58:22 PM  
Ohhhh Michigan, I love you, but you are crazy.
 
2013-01-22 01:01:17 PM  

SirEattonHogg: When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.


Rural Michigan is awesome, and so are the Ann Arbor and Grand Rapids areas, but Detroit and Flint are to be avoided if you can help it.

/lifelong Michigander, so I may be biased
//prefer to live in rural Michigan, but am still close enough to A2 to work there
 
2013-01-22 01:07:10 PM  

LesserEvil: Bit'O'Gristle: LesserEvil: One block off of Martin Luther King Ave. North end of Flint.

Not a nice neighborhood. A good friend of mine lives several blocks away, on a dead-end road. He has iron bars on his windows and doors, and a pretty decent arsenal. At least he hasn't had to take any potshots at any gang members in 20 or so years of living there, but it's been close a few times.

This is an area where "unidentified body found" is all too common. It's also not too far form the "Pets or Meat" rabbit lady of Michael Moore's "Roger and Me" fame.

/We have one of those too. Same name, same "type" of area you don't want to live in. Figures

Isn't it lovely that liberal, progressive-minded politicians dedicate roads to Martin Luther King and Cesar Chavez... but not in their own neighborhoods, of course.

Just once, I'd like to see a bunch of multi-million dollar homes lining an MLK Blvd.


You would need a time machine the street name would be different, but you would probably see your million dollar homes.
 
2013-01-22 01:07:20 PM  
As a guy that got shot at as a teenager and is now a Dad I'd like to put forward the notion that Dad's should only shoot at the guys seeing their daughters and not said guys friends.

/yes this actually happened to me as teenager
//4 of us left small town pizza joint very quickly
 
2013-01-22 01:12:32 PM  

SirEattonHogg: NumberFiveIsAlive

2013-01-22 12:35:10 PM


SirEattonHogg: When I was job hunting last spring, I had to choose between Michigan or Southern California.

It was a close choice... those Pure Michigan commercials almost convinced me.

So, land of illegals and earthquakes in a broke-ass state (broke ass-state?), or land of rednecks and swamp farms in a broke-ass state?


You also forgot overly regulatory state government and high crime.

Still, its supposed to be 75 and sunny today. Having grown up shoveling snow and scrapping ice off the car window.... I dont think I could put up with that again.


The company I work for has an office in Lake Orion and I have entertained the idea of moving back up to Michigan, but I know after the first foot of snowfall I'd be kicking my own ass for moving back. I have to scrape my windows sometimes in NC but its not an every day for months thing like it is up there.

/Port Huron
//You can't beat Michigan in the summer time, the rest of the year though is partly to mostly shiatty
 
2013-01-22 01:14:44 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Kaiser Bill's Batman: Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.

the father and mother liked me, the girl didn't.

Sounds like my stepdaughter's ex boyfriend. A really good kid, very polite, very shy. She figured out he was a pussy and dumped his ass. Good for her.


Right up until you find out later the shy kid is worth 8 figures+ and his father-in-law has a yacht for a bass boat that the kid bought him as a birthday present.

But hey, if you prefer your daughter pop out the progeny of Satan's son and constantly mooch off you until you can't retire, then by all means, let her get it on with the "cool kid".
 
2013-01-22 01:17:36 PM  

Polish Hussar: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.

This did happen in Flint, after all


Picture of the father.

www.politics-prose.com
 
2013-01-22 01:20:34 PM  
As a man with 3 daughters, I'm getting a kick out ........


But seriously if she has a dad, he wont like you. First date body armor is not a bad idea.
 
2013-01-22 01:20:47 PM  
Flint: making Sagnasty look civilized since 1818.
 
2013-01-22 01:22:18 PM  
Whoopee. There was a story from MI last week about a guy kidnapping a lady, then setting a gasoline fire to the house she escaped to, then the perp rammed cop cars with a stolen flatbed truck and ta-dah shot dead - it got redlit.
 
2013-01-22 01:27:56 PM  

LesserEvil: Just once, I'd like to see a bunch of multi-million dollar homes lining an MLK Blvd.


Have you seen housing prices in Compton?
 
2013-01-22 01:28:04 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Polish Hussar: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.

This did happen in Flint, after all

Picture of the father.

[www.politics-prose.com image 300x350]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuSivrsbRws
 
2013-01-22 01:29:04 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.


ShamanGator: As a man with 3 daughters, I'm getting a kick out ........


But seriously if she has a dad, he wont like you. First date body armor is not a bad idea.


My ex's father liked me quite a lot. I was the son he never had. He had 2 daughters who were the artist type. He was a hands on, DIY kinda guy and an electrician. I'm a hands on, DIY kinda guy and became an electrician while dating his daughter. He loved me.

Her mother was a controlling, two faced biatch who hated me because I wasn't aryan and her sister was an icy biatch. The ex no longer sees any reason for me. The father is pretty much the only one of that family who still likes me.
 
2013-01-22 01:30:45 PM  
I had a much younger GF with a raging alcoholic father. We shared an apartment and had to get a separate bedroom suite to appease him when he would visit. She told him I was gay so he wouldn't think I was hitting his daughter's hoohaw. Turned out he hated gays, too. Good times!
 
2013-01-22 01:30:52 PM  

hdhale: Smeggy Smurf: Kaiser Bill's Batman: Billy Bathsalt: Is your girlfriend's dad alive?


He doesn't like you.

the father and mother liked me, the girl didn't.

Sounds like my stepdaughter's ex boyfriend. A really good kid, very polite, very shy. She figured out he was a pussy and dumped his ass. Good for her.

Right up until you find out later the shy kid is worth 8 figures+ and his father-in-law has a yacht for a bass boat that the kid bought him as a birthday present.

But hey, if you prefer your daughter pop out the progeny of Satan's son and constantly mooch off you until you can't retire, then by all means, let her get it on with the "cool kid".


Missed out didn't you? That sucks
 
2013-01-22 01:33:12 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Polish Hussar: Makh: Fired shots at.  Not into.  The dad still likes him.  Probably just testing to see if he is worthy of being husband material.

This did happen in Flint, after all

Picture of the father.

[www.politics-prose.com image 300x350]


Nope. He want to take your guns so shiatheads will be able to sniff around your daughters without any fear.
 
2013-01-22 01:35:14 PM  

This text is now purple: LesserEvil: Just once, I'd like to see a bunch of multi-million dollar homes lining an MLK Blvd.

Have you seen housing prices in Compton?


There's an MLK Blvd in Compton?

At any rate, housing in California is about 10x whatever the national normal should be... and I still don't a single million dollar home in Compton.
 
2013-01-22 01:38:49 PM  

give me doughnuts: Chapter 1: Are you dating his daughter?

If you answered "yes", then he doesn't like you.


the end


Came for this. The book is >1 pages too long.
 
2013-01-22 01:39:11 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Police were called around 11:30 p.m. to the home in the 200 block of Foss after the father told police the boyfriend had fired shots at him following a verbal dispute, according to a police report.

An officer later found out it was the father who fired shots at the boyfriend that did not possess a weapon.

The father was arrested for false reports to the police, and the boyfriend could not be located by police following the incident. There was no word on his condition.

1. Get in argument with your daughters boyfriend.
2. Get all shooty at him
3. Call the police, and say that the bf fired at YOU.
4. Bf found not to have any guns at all, and find that you were the one that was all shooty.
5. Get arrested
6. Rot in jail, knowing your daughter is in your bed nailing her bf and not you while you're gone.
7. Suffer repeated ass rapes from bubba your new best friend.
8. Walk around in jail with your finger in bubba's belt loop, get sold for a pack of smokes.
9. Profit.?


FTFY
 
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