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(Celebitchy)   Lana Del Rey: "I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie." Billy Bob Thornton: "The who in the what, now?"   (celebitchy.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-22 02:45:49 PM
8 votes:
Angelina Jolie's legs snicker at Lana Del Rey.
www.anorak.co.uk
2013-01-22 02:07:58 PM
6 votes:
2013-01-22 01:28:27 PM
6 votes:
I'd give her a bad performance on Saturday night.
2013-01-22 02:48:44 PM
4 votes:
Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.
2013-01-22 03:37:30 PM
3 votes:
No thanks, after this tainted it...

i25.photobucket.com
2013-01-22 03:22:00 PM
3 votes:

Sgt Otter: Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


her album is okay. the problem is she can't sing. SNL performance was clear evidence of that. youtube has her other live performances and they're horrendous.

also.
www.lememe.com
2013-01-22 02:20:53 PM
3 votes:
You how know there's cat ladies?

Angelina Jolie is a kid lady.
2013-01-22 10:02:59 PM
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: iron_city_ap: No thanks, after this tainted it...

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Axl is the last a-hole I'd stand up for, but I'd like to see how you look on a daily regimen of medication to regulate bi-polar disorder, dooshbag.


Somebody pre-ordered Chineese Democracy.
2013-01-22 07:34:41 PM
2 votes:
i can feel my ear!
iconichipster.com
2013-01-22 06:20:03 PM
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Big in Japan.
2013-01-22 05:19:19 PM
2 votes:

meanmutton: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

She's a musician who has had 3 top-10 albums in the last 1.5 years, apparently. She was apparently on SNL about this time last year. She apparently is big in Europe.

I listen to a fair bit of pop music and love me some SNL but didn't know who she was until I googled her.


"big in Europe" is like "girlfriend in Canada"

/unless you're talking about Adele. She's big everywhere.
2013-01-22 04:38:25 PM
2 votes:

KrispyKritter: iron_city_ap: No thanks, after this tainted it...

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Axl is the last a-hole I'd stand up for, but I'd like to see how you look on a daily regimen of medication to regulate bi-polar disorder, dooshbag.


Does it also cause you to not know how to spell "douchebag"?
2013-01-22 04:04:13 PM
2 votes:

iron_city_ap: No thanks, after this tainted it...

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We've got everything you want, whether it's fried or baked.
2013-01-22 02:51:19 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.


0/10 too obvious
2013-01-22 01:30:37 PM
2 votes:

GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?


Just one more woman that will never sleep with me you.
2013-01-23 01:05:19 PM
1 votes:
My favorite act never changed his/her/their style or name and became world famous through sheer will power, intellectual lyrics and genuine/original music and not because some major record label spend millions on music videos, TV variety show performances to make them look cool/sexyl. You've probably never herd of him/her/them.
2013-01-22 06:39:15 PM
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: inner ted: disturbing lack of pics of one of the hottest women ever ever

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ever

/should have saved one i saw here on fark - but can never find again - shakes horny fist

Too bad she looks like a crack ho who needs a sammich nowadays.


What the fark is it with you and fixin' farkin' sandwiches?
2013-01-22 06:13:51 PM
1 votes:

DarkPascual: mcmnky: meanmutton: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

She's a musician who has had 3 top-10 albums in the last 1.5 years, apparently. She was apparently on SNL about this time last year. She apparently is big in Europe.

I listen to a fair bit of pop music and love me some SNL but didn't know who she was until I googled her.

"big in Europe" is like "girlfriend in Canada"

/unless you're talking about Adele. She's big everywhere.

But what if your big in Japan?

/Alright?


Everybody is Big in Japan. My fan club is 1500 people!
2013-01-22 06:07:29 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.


I hit that. hard. in 2003 after a party in NYC. Her publicist at the time was good friends with one of my friends. Absolutely, 100% the best ever.
2013-01-22 04:43:59 PM
1 votes:
I thought she was already insufferable with mediocre talent.
2013-01-22 04:07:43 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: I'd give her a bad performance on Saturday night.


It's only fair.

Her performance on Saturday Night Live was dreadful. Limp, passionless, lacking any sincerity.

Sounds about the same, I'd say!
2013-01-22 03:38:38 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.

So it's Lena Dunham but it sings?


Every time I see a headline about either of them I have to look for context to figure out which it is.  So, yeah.





Del Rey's music has been noted for its cinematic sound and its references to various aspects of pop culture, particularly that of the 1950s and '60s Americana. The singer has described herself as a "self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra." Before signing to a major record label, Del Rey provided sole production of her music videos. Musically, she draws influence from what she deems to be the masters of each genre, including Elvis, Janis Joplin, Eminem, and Britney Spears, as well as from poetry and film noir. Del Rey has endorsed clothing line H&M, serving as the model for their Fall and Winter 2012 collection. In 2012, Del Rey became the face of the Jaguar F-Type luxury automobile.


geekparty.com
/self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra, for f--k's sake
2013-01-22 03:33:12 PM
1 votes:
Plus, her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.
2013-01-22 03:30:56 PM
1 votes:
Get back to us when you've done the Chainlink Fence Mambo with her:

fcbahistory.pbworks.com
2013-01-22 03:26:28 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


So it's Lena Dunham but it sings?
2013-01-22 03:13:35 PM
1 votes:

Sybarite: I'd give her a bad performance on Saturday night.


Hey, why not? She already gave one of those to all of us.
2013-01-22 03:06:55 PM
1 votes:
Nice to see Brent Spiner's makeup guy is still getting work.
2013-01-22 02:17:47 PM
1 votes:
Angelina Jolie doesn't do movies anymore because she prefers doing heroin.
 
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