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(Celebitchy)   Lana Del Rey: "I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie." Billy Bob Thornton: "The who in the what, now?"   (celebitchy.com) divider line 30
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2013-01-22 12:56:05 PM
5 votes:
So she wants to do charitable work like Angelina?  I wont discourage this.
2013-01-22 06:39:52 PM
4 votes:

inner ted: disturbing lack of pics of one of the hottest women ever ever

[www.play4movie.com image 497x630]

ever

/should have saved one i saw here on fark - but can never find again - shakes horny fist


Hottest woman on the planet in the 1990s. Then everything was better in the 1990s.

pauldotcom.com
2013-01-22 12:29:59 PM
4 votes:
Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?
2013-01-22 01:57:56 PM
3 votes:

Mugato: It sounds corny but she sounds grounded. And there are worse role models than Angelina Jolie. I may not be as batshiat crazy in love with Jolie than I was in her Hackers days before he got all skinny and tattooed up but she's still awesome.


Gia Angelina is best Angelina. She looks like three balloons tied to a bundle of sticks these days.
2013-01-22 06:38:45 PM
2 votes:
What a load of horseshiat.

With daddies money, Lana could do plenty to help children without the need for celebrity.
Nothing more than another useless AW.
2013-01-22 03:30:56 PM
2 votes:
Get back to us when you've done the Chainlink Fence Mambo with her:

fcbahistory.pbworks.com
2013-01-22 02:51:19 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.


0/10 too obvious
2013-01-22 12:08:44 PM
2 votes:
Everyone has different taste, but I don't get why some people are nuts over this woman.  She's an ok singer, I guess, but nothing I'd take a second look at.
2013-01-22 10:53:44 PM
1 votes:

Uzzah: Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.

I hit that. hard. in 2003 after a party in NYC. Her publicist at the time was good friends with one of my friends. Absolutely, 100% the best ever.


Before or after June 21st?

/you might want to have a seat over here...
2013-01-22 07:15:31 PM
1 votes:
Oh, and this.

jimcofer.com
Angelina Jolie, circa 1992.
2013-01-22 06:20:03 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Big in Japan.
2013-01-22 06:07:32 PM
1 votes:
If she wants to look like the Angelina of the curvy Gia era, there is no plastic surgery that can recreate perfection. If she wants to look like Angelina now, all she has to do is get a steady heroin habit and eat one apple for breakfast, lunch and dinner. She'll have the Walking-Dead-Crackwhore look down in no time.
2013-01-22 05:19:00 PM
1 votes:

inner ted: disturbing lack of pics of one of the hottest women ever ever

[www.play4movie.com image 497x630]

ever

/should have saved one i saw here on fark - but can never find again - shakes horny fist


Too bad she looks like a crack ho who needs a sammich nowadays.
2013-01-22 05:16:58 PM
1 votes:
disturbing lack of pics of one of the hottest women ever ever

www.play4movie.com

ever

/should have saved one i saw here on fark - but can never find again - shakes horny fist
2013-01-22 04:43:59 PM
1 votes:
I thought she was already insufferable with mediocre talent.
2013-01-22 03:45:06 PM
1 votes:
I don't know why I have such an aversion to the whole Lana del Ray package. I guess it's because when she went nowhere as herself, Lizzy Grant, she was re-manufactured into this contrived persona by her wealthy father.

She is the antithesis of a discovered talent. So many deserving artists out there never get a shot because of who they don't know, while this girl gets foisted upon us as we're being drilled about how she's the next big thing.

/gonna go yell at a cloud
2013-01-22 03:44:50 PM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Get back to us when you've done the Chainlink Fence Mambo with her:

[fcbahistory.pbworks.com image 380x508]


Very first thing I thought.

"Do a fully nude sex scene with that hot blond chick from Lost and The Santa Clause 2. Then we'll talk."

Then I thought "No wait, i want Kate Upton doing that. nevermind."
2013-01-22 03:38:38 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.

So it's Lena Dunham but it sings?


Every time I see a headline about either of them I have to look for context to figure out which it is.  So, yeah.





Del Rey's music has been noted for its cinematic sound and its references to various aspects of pop culture, particularly that of the 1950s and '60s Americana. The singer has described herself as a "self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra." Before signing to a major record label, Del Rey provided sole production of her music videos. Musically, she draws influence from what she deems to be the masters of each genre, including Elvis, Janis Joplin, Eminem, and Britney Spears, as well as from poetry and film noir. Del Rey has endorsed clothing line H&M, serving as the model for their Fall and Winter 2012 collection. In 2012, Del Rey became the face of the Jaguar F-Type luxury automobile.


geekparty.com
/self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra, for f--k's sake
2013-01-22 03:35:54 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


Any act can be a thing with enough marketing muscle. They just appear on TV and radio one day and they're suddenly a thing. If it wasn't Rihanna it would be someone else who fit the part.

Personally, I wonder why it's assumed that adults should give a shiat about teenager music. Why is Rihanna ever on shows like SNL? Is it because SNL is mostly watched by preteens who are the only people under 35 at home on a Saturday night?

We don't ask teenagers to discuss Raffi and the Wiggles. Why are adults subjected to the underdeveloped taste of teenagers?
2013-01-22 03:26:28 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


So it's Lena Dunham but it sings?
2013-01-22 03:15:13 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?


Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.
2013-01-22 03:00:30 PM
1 votes:

Barry McCackiner: Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.

0/10 too obvious


I thought he was just mocking anyone who would say they like her. She's not great or anything, but she has a few songs I can play in the background. Not bad to look at either. I thought the real reason for mocking fans though is her fabricated image and the fact that she is a business investment.
2013-01-22 02:48:44 PM
1 votes:
Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.
2013-01-22 02:26:39 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: Angelina Jolie has much better lips.


Angelina has a much better face, period.
2013-01-22 02:20:53 PM
1 votes:
You how know there's cat ladies?

Angelina Jolie is a kid lady.
2013-01-22 02:17:47 PM
1 votes:
Angelina Jolie doesn't do movies anymore because she prefers doing heroin.
2013-01-22 02:14:04 PM
1 votes:
O HAI!!

a57.foxnews.com
2013-01-22 02:08:44 PM
1 votes:

Timmy the Tumor: I don't get why some people are nuts over this woman


I think the only people who like her have been paid to do so.
2013-01-22 02:03:22 PM
1 votes:
You're going to have to get naked first!
2013-01-22 01:14:35 PM
1 votes:
It sounds corny but she sounds grounded. And there are worse role models than Angelina Jolie. I may not be as batshiat crazy in love with Jolie than I was in her Hackers days before he got all skinny and tattooed up but she's still awesome.
 
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