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(Celebitchy)   Lana Del Rey: "I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie." Billy Bob Thornton: "The who in the what, now?"   (celebitchy.com) divider line 94
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2013-01-22 11:59:31 AM
Angelina Jolie has much better lips.
 
2013-01-22 12:08:44 PM
Everyone has different taste, but I don't get why some people are nuts over this woman.  She's an ok singer, I guess, but nothing I'd take a second look at.
 
2013-01-22 12:15:37 PM
I was wondering why she doesn't smile. Is it because she's got a grill
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2013-01-22 12:29:59 PM
Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?
 
2013-01-22 12:56:05 PM
So she wants to do charitable work like Angelina?  I wont discourage this.
 
2013-01-22 01:14:35 PM
It sounds corny but she sounds grounded. And there are worse role models than Angelina Jolie. I may not be as batshiat crazy in love with Jolie than I was in her Hackers days before he got all skinny and tattooed up but she's still awesome.
 
2013-01-22 01:28:27 PM
I'd give her a bad performance on Saturday night.
 
2013-01-22 01:30:37 PM

GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?


Just one more woman that will never sleep with me you.
 
2013-01-22 01:57:56 PM

Mugato: It sounds corny but she sounds grounded. And there are worse role models than Angelina Jolie. I may not be as batshiat crazy in love with Jolie than I was in her Hackers days before he got all skinny and tattooed up but she's still awesome.


Gia Angelina is best Angelina. She looks like three balloons tied to a bundle of sticks these days.
 
2013-01-22 02:00:45 PM
I like it when she wears the tiny plastic baby hands on the Lawrence Welk Show.
 
2013-01-22 02:03:22 PM
You're going to have to get naked first!
 
2013-01-22 02:07:58 PM
 
2013-01-22 02:08:44 PM

Timmy the Tumor: I don't get why some people are nuts over this woman


I think the only people who like her have been paid to do so.
 
2013-01-22 02:14:04 PM
O HAI!!

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-01-22 02:17:47 PM
Angelina Jolie doesn't do movies anymore because she prefers doing heroin.
 
2013-01-22 02:20:53 PM
You how know there's cat ladies?

Angelina Jolie is a kid lady.
 
2013-01-22 02:22:35 PM
This singer has so much botox in her face I could hear it before I ever saw a pic of her.
 
2013-01-22 02:26:39 PM

SlothB77: Angelina Jolie has much better lips.


Angelina has a much better face, period.
 
2013-01-22 02:32:06 PM

jaytkay: Best youtube video ever


I have never heard of this woman and not sure if I know the song.

I just know I am laughing at work WAY too loud.
 
2013-01-22 02:40:09 PM

jaytkay: Best youtube video ever


that was awesome
 
2013-01-22 02:45:49 PM
Angelina Jolie's legs snicker at Lana Del Rey.
www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-01-22 02:48:44 PM
Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.
 
2013-01-22 02:51:19 PM

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.


0/10 too obvious
 
2013-01-22 03:00:30 PM

Barry McCackiner: Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.

0/10 too obvious


I thought he was just mocking anyone who would say they like her. She's not great or anything, but she has a few songs I can play in the background. Not bad to look at either. I thought the real reason for mocking fans though is her fabricated image and the fact that she is a business investment.
 
2013-01-22 03:06:55 PM
Nice to see Brent Spiner's makeup guy is still getting work.
 
2013-01-22 03:13:35 PM

Sybarite: I'd give her a bad performance on Saturday night.


Hey, why not? She already gave one of those to all of us.
 
2013-01-22 03:14:06 PM

jaytkay: Best youtube video ever


Video not available for mobile users is all I saw :(
 
2013-01-22 03:15:13 PM

GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?


Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.
 
2013-01-22 03:22:00 PM

Sgt Otter: Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


her album is okay. the problem is she can't sing. SNL performance was clear evidence of that. youtube has her other live performances and they're horrendous.

also.
www.lememe.com
 
2013-01-22 03:26:28 PM

Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


So it's Lena Dunham but it sings?
 
2013-01-22 03:30:56 PM
Get back to us when you've done the Chainlink Fence Mambo with her:

fcbahistory.pbworks.com
 
2013-01-22 03:33:12 PM
Plus, her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.
 
2013-01-22 03:34:54 PM

Atomic Spunk: Angelina Jolie's legs snicker at Lana Del Rey.
[www.anorak.co.uk image 650x840]


Shopped?
 
2013-01-22 03:35:54 PM

Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.


Any act can be a thing with enough marketing muscle. They just appear on TV and radio one day and they're suddenly a thing. If it wasn't Rihanna it would be someone else who fit the part.

Personally, I wonder why it's assumed that adults should give a shiat about teenager music. Why is Rihanna ever on shows like SNL? Is it because SNL is mostly watched by preteens who are the only people under 35 at home on a Saturday night?

We don't ask teenagers to discuss Raffi and the Wiggles. Why are adults subjected to the underdeveloped taste of teenagers?
 
2013-01-22 03:37:30 PM
No thanks, after this tainted it...

i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 03:38:38 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Sgt Otter: GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?

Basically an adult version of Rebecca Black. Millionaire daddy has been trying to buy his little princess stardom for years.

They tried they squeaky-clean pop star route a few years ago, with no luck. Now it's the gloomy hipster route. New stage name, tons of plastic surgery, etc.

Her musical appearance on SNL was a total disaster, to the point it was suspected Daddy bought her way on to the show.

So it's Lena Dunham but it sings?


Every time I see a headline about either of them I have to look for context to figure out which it is.  So, yeah.





Del Rey's music has been noted for its cinematic sound and its references to various aspects of pop culture, particularly that of the 1950s and '60s Americana. The singer has described herself as a "self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra." Before signing to a major record label, Del Rey provided sole production of her music videos. Musically, she draws influence from what she deems to be the masters of each genre, including Elvis, Janis Joplin, Eminem, and Britney Spears, as well as from poetry and film noir. Del Rey has endorsed clothing line H&M, serving as the model for their Fall and Winter 2012 collection. In 2012, Del Rey became the face of the Jaguar F-Type luxury automobile.


geekparty.com
/self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra, for f--k's sake
 
2013-01-22 03:44:50 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Get back to us when you've done the Chainlink Fence Mambo with her:

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Very first thing I thought.

"Do a fully nude sex scene with that hot blond chick from Lost and The Santa Clause 2. Then we'll talk."

Then I thought "No wait, i want Kate Upton doing that. nevermind."
 
2013-01-22 03:45:06 PM
I don't know why I have such an aversion to the whole Lana del Ray package. I guess it's because when she went nowhere as herself, Lizzy Grant, she was re-manufactured into this contrived persona by her wealthy father.

She is the antithesis of a discovered talent. So many deserving artists out there never get a shot because of who they don't know, while this girl gets foisted upon us as we're being drilled about how she's the next big thing.

/gonna go yell at a cloud
 
2013-01-22 03:48:35 PM

GAT_00: Am I supposed to know who the fark this is?


She's a musician who has had 3 top-10 albums in the last 1.5 years, apparently. She was apparently on SNL about this time last year. She apparently is big in Europe.

I listen to a fair bit of pop music and love me some SNL but didn't know who she was until I googled her.
 
2013-01-22 03:50:52 PM

jaytkay: Best youtube video ever


Damn. You're actually right. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2013-01-22 04:02:29 PM

Midnight Rambler: I don't know why I have such an aversion to the whole Lana del Ray package. I guess it's because when she went nowhere as herself, Lizzy Grant, she was re-manufactured into this contrived persona by her wealthy father.

She is the antithesis of a discovered talent. So many deserving artists out there never get a shot because of who they don't know, while this girl gets foisted upon us as we're being drilled about how she's the next big thing.

/gonna go yell at a cloud


This.
 
2013-01-22 04:04:13 PM

iron_city_ap: No thanks, after this tainted it...

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We've got everything you want, whether it's fried or baked.
 
2013-01-22 04:06:37 PM

jaytkay: Best youtube video ever


Thank you. I needed that.
 
2013-01-22 04:07:43 PM

Sybarite: I'd give her a bad performance on Saturday night.


It's only fair.

Her performance on Saturday Night Live was dreadful. Limp, passionless, lacking any sincerity.

Sounds about the same, I'd say!
 
2013-01-22 04:13:46 PM

midigod: Hey, why not? She already gave one of those to all of us.


Two, really.

You'd think her handlers would have changed the gameplan during halftime, but the second song was even more lame and insipid than the first. Just awful, in every possible way.
 
2013-01-22 04:18:24 PM

Rapmaster2000: Lana Del Rey is going to be a HUGE STAR. She's a real singer. She sings real songs. She's not like all of those other pop stars. She was big on underground radio for years. You just don't get her because you don't get real art. I've been to New York. You don't get it.


That was a joke right? It's hard to tell..
 
2013-01-22 04:37:36 PM

iron_city_ap: No thanks, after this tainted it...

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Axl is the last a-hole I'd stand up for, but I'd like to see how you look on a daily regimen of medication to regulate bi-polar disorder, dooshbag.
 
2013-01-22 04:38:25 PM

KrispyKritter: iron_city_ap: No thanks, after this tainted it...

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Axl is the last a-hole I'd stand up for, but I'd like to see how you look on a daily regimen of medication to regulate bi-polar disorder, dooshbag.


Does it also cause you to not know how to spell "douchebag"?
 
2013-01-22 04:43:59 PM
I thought she was already insufferable with mediocre talent.
 
2013-01-22 04:52:00 PM
Meh, I liked "Videogames"...
 
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