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(Marketwatch)   Study announced to identify the cause of the so-called "Windsor Hum," the recurring vibration and noise that have been disturbing people in the area for almost two years. Crash Test Dummies sought for questioning   ( ) divider line
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2013-01-22 10:42:16 AM  
11 votes:
The study will reveal that thought they couldn't quite explain it, they said it's always been there.
2013-01-22 12:34:40 PM  
4 votes:
They have the Taos Hum in New Mexico, but it's a dry hum.
2013-01-22 12:25:07 PM  
4 votes:

Somebody mention a hum?
2013-01-22 10:57:11 AM  
4 votes:
It's Detroit.

Detroit needs to feed.

Surrender all hope.
2013-01-22 12:20:40 PM  
3 votes:
Some say he's the prime suspect and now knows only one incorrect fact about ducks:
2013-01-22 10:43:08 AM  
3 votes:
Not to be confused with the Duke of Windsor Hum

/which is known to occur because he doesn't know the words
2013-01-22 01:40:42 PM  
2 votes:
Ah yes, the Windsor hum, not as potent as the Cleveland hum unless it has aftermarket heads

2013-01-22 12:31:23 PM  
2 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: I live in a very small town, that a RR runs through, and when the train is way off, but heading to the town, the rails set up with odd harmonics, that you can feel and hear. I wasn't sure what they were until a townie told me. It was very unsettling at first.

I ban you from using commas for the rest of the day.
2013-01-22 07:12:55 PM  
1 vote:

Lottolandus: I know that a few of you navy types know what this is...But I guess you are too loyal to help those who suffer.

Sshhh, and turn your lights off, lock door, don't go out for a while.
2013-01-22 01:56:27 PM  
1 vote:

Nurglitch: JohnAnnArbor: Earl Green: I've heard that if you subtly request the assistance of your hotel's maitre d in Windsor, he can locate someone to give you a Windsor Hum. The laws are different up there, eh?

"Concierge." That's the word you're looking for.

Is that what they call a pimp in Windsor?

It's likely that his name will be U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D (you will soon come to realize the the 2Ds are for a double dose of his pimping) and you must learn to understand that a pimps love is different from that of a square.
2013-01-22 01:48:54 PM  
1 vote:
Oh look it's the earth's revenge for producing Shania Twain.
2013-01-22 01:25:24 PM  
1 vote:

dugitman: There are aliens on Zug Island. $10,000 please. 10000 Amurrkin that is. Don't want know Queen on my money.

Sweet! That's $9934.04 Cdn for you - and enough leftover for a couple of two-fours for me!
2013-01-22 01:16:00 PM  
1 vote:
There are aliens on Zug Island. $10,000 please. 10000 Amurrkin that is. Don't want know Queen on my money.
2013-01-22 01:02:16 PM  
1 vote:
Detroit sucks...could that be what is giving Windsor the hummer?
2013-01-22 12:51:58 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 12:36:38 PM  
1 vote:

whidbey: Weird.

What's even weirder is that it's headline news.
2013-01-22 12:35:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 12:31:59 PM  
1 vote:
Upspeak wasn't quite as prevalent at the time the song came out, but nowadays, I like to imagine the lyrics to that song as spoken by teenage girls:

There was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school?
But when he finally came back?
His hair had turned from black into bright white?
He said that it was from when the car had smashed so hard?
2013-01-22 12:24:36 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-22 12:21:55 PM  
1 vote:
Windsor, Winston, whatever. a good hum job is one of the finest things in life. have her hum the Star Spangled Banner next time she's playing your piccolo, lads. it will make your eyeballs roll back into your head.
2013-01-22 11:52:11 AM  
1 vote:
It's like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning.
2013-01-22 11:47:04 AM  
1 vote:
Something about a girl who wouldn't change in a changing room?
2013-01-22 10:44:13 AM  
1 vote:
Learn the bloody words!
2013-01-22 10:38:53 AM  
1 vote:
Is that a parable, or a very simple joke?
2013-01-22 10:35:48 AM  
1 vote:
Someday I'll wear.

Pajamas in the daytime.
2013-01-22 10:32:43 AM  
1 vote:
Good headline, subby

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