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(Starpulse)   Don't miss Steven Seagal in "Beg Your Pardon"   (starpulse.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-22 11:51:28 AM
Steven Seagal in "Fire Down Below 2 - Thai Buffet"!
 
2013-01-22 11:53:43 AM
Seagal knows that pardon is only available by

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 11:56:24 AM
STEVEN SEAGAL AS COL. TRAVIS (for about 3 scenes and roughly 10 minutes of screen time)
 
2013-01-22 11:57:02 AM
Why did they use the Macy's Day Parade Balloon as the picture of Seagall in the article?
 
2013-01-22 11:58:23 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seagal knows that pardon is only available by


Seagal proved in that movie that he wasn't so

clzimages.com
 
2013-01-22 12:00:59 PM

movieman_1979: STEVEN SEAGAL AS COL. TRAVIS (for about 3 scenes and roughly 10 minutes of screen time)


They couldn't get him as a main character because his expected salary was
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-22 12:03:08 PM
I don't miss him anyway.
 
2013-01-22 12:07:06 PM
"Oh, Steven Seagal wants me to pardon some guy?  Let me drop everything and get right on that!" said the President, never.
 
2013-01-22 12:11:14 PM
i3.ytimg.com
image.toutlecine.com
 
2013-01-22 12:11:37 PM
When we will have a Steven Seagal - Tyler Perry coproduction?
 
2013-01-22 12:15:20 PM
images.starpulse.com
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?
 
2013-01-22 12:24:56 PM
Themesong?
Link
 
2013-01-22 12:26:35 PM

clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?


not sure, but I won an identical ring at Chuck E Cheese
 
2013-01-22 12:27:44 PM

clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?


Roseanne Barr has really let herself go.
 
2013-01-22 12:42:12 PM

clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?


it is a rug, brings the whole thing together.

I though Steve was working with Sheriff Joe to prove the Obama was illegitimate. Wouldn't a pardon from the usurper be worthless
 
2013-01-22 01:02:38 PM

clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?


Steve believes he is a Native American/Japanese/Mongolian spirit warrior,,,,
 
2013-01-22 01:07:03 PM
Wait, that can't be the real Seagal, where are his goofy-ass amber shooting glasses?
 
2013-01-22 01:17:00 PM

vudukungfu: clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?

Roseanne Barr has really let herself go.


The Shat better watch out Seagal is lookin to out-bloat him
 
2013-01-22 01:18:16 PM
I guess he's no longer

www.silverdisc.com
 
2013-01-22 01:21:19 PM
What look is he going for there? Is he an Indian? Like casino Indian or tech support Indian? Sankara stone Indian? Convenience store Indian who ate the entire stock? Those could be Sith runes but I don't think Sith Lords allow themselves to become such fat farks.
 
2013-01-22 01:28:04 PM

dallylamma: clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?

Steve believes he is a Native American/Japanese/Mongolian spirit warrior,,,,


Wait, he's NOT a Mexican from jersey?
 
2013-01-22 01:28:49 PM
Is he still delivering
cache.reelz.com?
 
2013-01-22 02:02:29 PM
I think Steven might want to be careful here. While he might be a dangerous man in his movies he should remember that no one is above the law, not even the trees. While his film career remains submerged in a sea of mediocrity (some might even say it is half past dead) redemption in not out of reach. I think he feels that he is out for justice, but in reality this could be the kill switch, or even the marker of the end of his relevance. This could finally turn him into a shadow man that no amount of urban justice will would be enough to propel him back into the sun.
 
2013-01-22 02:50:45 PM
He didn't promise us a rose garden.
 
2013-01-22 03:03:33 PM
Steven Seagal in : Three Word Title.
 
2013-01-22 03:36:54 PM
Ok Steven. We get it. We all know you believe yourself to be

upload.wikimedia.org

who is

upload.wikimedia.org

by

ecx.images-amazon.com

in the White House who has the power to make an

www.palint.org

about your friend who you

4.bp.blogspot.com

when you had him tossed into the


seagalology.com

upload.wikimedia.org
but we all know you would have rather administered some good old fashioned

www.warriorrecords.com

by leaving some

www.silverdisc.com

on his ass or at least left him


1.bp.blogspot.com

on the side of the road since you obviously believe yourself to be

cdn-1.nflximg.com

So why don't you take your petition to pardon your "buddy" and toss it in the same place your career went:
ecx.images-amazon.com

/Everything's hot, Hot HOT!!!
 
2013-01-22 03:58:44 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Ok Steven. We get it. We all know you believe yourself to be

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x281]

who is

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x295]

by

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

in the White House who has the power to make an

[www.palint.org image 349x474]

about your friend who you

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1258]

when you had him tossed into the

[seagalology.com image 305x425]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x338]
but we all know you would have rather administered some good old fashioned

[www.warriorrecords.com image 331x470]

by leaving some

[www.silverdisc.com image 850x1235]

on his ass or at least left him

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 270x400]

on the side of the road since you obviously believe yourself to be

[cdn-1.nflximg.com image 284x405]

So why don't you take your petition to pardon your "buddy" and toss it in the same place your career went:
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]

/Everything's hot, Hot HOT!!!


Thread ovah.
 
2013-01-22 04:06:30 PM
Obama gave him that pardon... but he ate it.
 
2013-01-22 04:16:25 PM

Cheron: clintster: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]
Pic from the article. Der fark is he wearing?

it is a rug, brings the whole thing together.

I though Steve was working with Sheriff Joe to prove the Obama was illegitimate. Wouldn't a pardon from the usurper be worthless


I don't give a shiat about your trolling, except to say that this was the first result of Googling "steven seagal sheriff joe" (Link):

Never one to go quietly, Steven Seagal is fighting back against recent allegations that he had a hand in killing the family dog of an Arizona man while filming a segment for his Steven Seagal: Lawman reality show. As you may recall, during a totally routine raid on the home of cockfighting suspect Jesus Llovera, Seagal captained a SWAT tank to lead dozens of officers in riot gear as they first set off explosives as a distraction, then knocked down Llovera's fence and a surrounding wall, blew out the windows in his house, swarmed his family living room, and killed the approximately 100 or so chickens they found on the property.

WTF?!
 
2013-01-22 04:29:58 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Ok Steven. We get it. We all know you believe yourself to be

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x281]

who is

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x295]

by

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

in the White House who has the power to make an

[www.palint.org image 349x474]

about your friend who you

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1258]

when you had him tossed into the

[seagalology.com image 305x425]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x338]
but we all know you would have rather administered some good old fashioned

[www.warriorrecords.com image 331x470]

by leaving some

[www.silverdisc.com image 850x1235]

on his ass or at least left him

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 270x400]

on the side of the road since you obviously believe yourself to be

[cdn-1.nflximg.com image 284x405]

So why don't you take your petition to pardon your "buddy" and toss it in the same place your career went:
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]

/Everything's hot, Hot HOT!!!


i775.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-22 04:46:48 PM
DaWormyPimpsta:

Dude, that was beautiful.

/wipes away a tear
 
2013-01-22 05:30:55 PM
Why is he wearing The Dude's rug?
 
2013-01-22 08:45:21 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Ok Steven. We get it....


Uncle. I am not worthy.
 
2013-01-23 07:10:58 AM
Great thread

img.photobucket.com

/Sasso deserves fame more than Seagal
 
2013-01-23 08:26:03 AM
It takes a good man to say "I want this person who is in prison because he wronged me to be released"
 
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