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(Digital Spy)   "Man of Steel" to feature Jimmy Olsen. I'm sorry, *Jenny* Olsen   (digitalspy.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-22 10:14:46 AM  
10 votes:
My super-hearing detects a call from 867-5309.
2013-01-22 12:22:58 PM  
5 votes:
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"I'm so happy that building behind us fell down."
2013-01-22 06:25:37 PM  
4 votes:

mjbok: The thing I don't get is how Jimmy never notices that Superman and Clark Kent have the same penis.


Clark's penis wears glasses.
2013-01-22 06:18:59 PM  
3 votes:

Solid Muldoon: Here's my problem: By definition, Jimmy is Superman's Pal. Superman having a female pal is not quite the same thing.


The thing I don't get is how Jimmy never notices that Superman and Clark Kent have the same penis.
2013-01-22 01:35:51 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-22 12:59:52 PM  
3 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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Although I like Katee Ballsack, I thought that was stupid casting Starbuck as a woman.

I too did not care for it. I saw it as a play to draw in the basement dwelling wankers.

However, the thing that completely ruined the show for me was them saying "frak" every other sentence. Reminded me of a bunch of grade school kids thinking they were edgy by almost saying a swear word, but not actually saying it. Killed what would have been an enjoyable show.


Yeah, that was farked up.
2013-01-22 03:41:03 PM  
2 votes:
I hope they bring Krypto in as a talking motorcycle.
2013-01-22 12:54:02 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds about right.

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2013-01-22 12:40:42 PM  
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now how is Laurence Fishburne going to be not cool?!


Perhaps there will be a scene where Superman and Perry White come across a boat carrying a Vietnamese family. Superman will tell Perry not to stop, but he'll insist on stopping anyway. While questioning the family, the young daughter will rush towards a basket on the boat. Superman, fearing that the basket might contain kryptonite, then proceeds to massacre the family in a bloody, violent manner. After the massacre, our heroes realize that the basket merely contained a beloved pet dog. The young daughter then moans, showing that she's not quite dead. Perry White attempts to save her, but Superman pushes him aside and crushes her head like a grape with his Kung-Fu grip, telling Perry "I told you not to stop".

Perry, traumatized by this experience, spends the rest of the movie tripping balls, before being killed by Superman's father (ironically) at the end.

I can see it...
2013-01-22 12:32:05 PM  
2 votes:
therealestatenovelist.com
Holy gender-bending, Batman! Can I finally escape my gender imprisonment and live my life as the woman I want to be?

No, Robin. The gay community relies on our homoerotic escapades to advertise their lifestyle.
2013-01-22 12:17:06 PM  
2 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: I'll wait for it to come redbox


Redbox is terrible. Period.
2013-01-22 11:23:22 AM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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...because they're too busy making out, amirite?
2013-01-22 11:22:21 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-22 08:17:59 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-01-22 01:52:58 PM  
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Flappyhead: I don't have a problem with using Lex, they just have to use him right. A Zorg/Mr. Shadow type story would be pretty cool. Lex is the face, the villain(Doomsday maybe) bides his time in the background then comes stomping out once Luther has maneuvered Supes into position.

Wasn't this kind of the plot of Superman II? Only instead of Mr Shadow/Doomsday, it was Zod/the chick/Silent Bob?

Anyway, I'd like to see a Death of Superman movie (after the reboot, I suppose) done right - examining hero worship, self-determination, sense of purpose, altruism and the Nietszchiean "superman" question. As a lead-in to DC's Justice League (if Supes "dies" again, how can the world be safe?!"), maybe...

I suppose they covered this with the "death" scenes in Superman Returns, but a whole movie (written by Chris Nolan or Joss Whedon, until someone else shows they can write superhero movies well) might offer contradictory or new answers to that question.

// the JL cast might be super-awesome
// especially if Ryan Reynolds stays on as GL with Scherbatsky as WW


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Someone should make a photoshop with her as Wonder Woman.
2013-01-22 01:16:18 PM  
1 votes:

gingerjet: Cue conservative and fanboy outrage in ...3...2..


Wait until they hear about "Larry Lane"
2013-01-22 12:37:43 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: [therealestatenovelist.com image 400x318]
Holy gender-bending, Batman! Can I finally escape my gender imprisonment and live my life as the woman I want to be?

No, Robin. The gay community relies on our homoerotic escapades to advertise their lifestyle.


Yeah....you missed a year or so of continuity, didn't you?

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/as much as I love Babs, Steph should still be Batgirl. Her story was just starting to take off when the Nu52 abomination hit
2013-01-22 12:29:43 PM  
1 votes:
is this movie an origin story? because we need more super hero movies that waste an hour on the origin of a hero everyone born since 1930 already knows.
2013-01-22 12:15:12 PM  
1 votes:
I'll wait for it to come redbox
2013-01-22 11:56:35 AM  
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now how is Laurence Fishburne going to be not cool?!


He'll just walk around pretending he's watching his daughter's films?
2013-01-22 11:44:46 AM  
1 votes:
Well, that's a welcome change. At least when Superman has to go help "Jenny" out of a jam, it will seem less homoerotic.
 
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