oldfarthenry: [therealestatenovelist.com image 400x318]Holy gender-bending, Batman! Can I finally escape my gender imprisonment and live my life as the woman I want to be?No, Robin. The gay community relies on our homoerotic escapades to advertise their lifestyle.
Mugato: As for the Kingpin being black, a black Italian mobster being black, no it doesn't make sense but who gives a fark.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if you have to have a female Jimmy why not get a redheaded female?!? Do they hate us this much? A perfect time to serve up a hot new redhead and you're not going to do it?!
OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x399]
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Changing the character's race lead to the greatest casting of all time![img5.imageshack.us image 452x576]OF ALL TIME!!
mjbok: The thing I don't get is how Jimmy never notices that Superman and Clark Kent have the same penis.
Mugato: FreetardoRivera: they can change the race or sex of all the crappy, secondary characters they want as long as we get a new villainI would just like a decent Lex Luthor. So far they've had two great actors (Gene Hackman, Kevin Spacey), both fully capable of playing evil motherfarkers, reduced to comical land hucksters. I don't even care that much about Superman. I think he's boring except when he's getting his ass beat by Batman but do the Luther character right for once.As for his origin story, I do remember thinking Superman was bad ass when I saw it when I was like 2 years old. Do they really think they're going to top the scene with Marlon Brando and his monolog to Kal el and the giant Christmas tree ornament crashing through the ceiling as the John Williams music comes up...do they really think they're going to top that?Like I said, I don't really care about Superman although a battle with the Krypton villains with modern FX would be cool. And a new gothic Ursa would be hot.
LesserEvil: Next up, Zack Snyder's Supergirl with an incredible gender-bending twist!
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now how is Laurence Fishburne going to be not cool?!
Spanky_McFarksalot: I'll wait for it to come redbox
gingerjet: Cue conservative and fanboy outrage in ...3...2..
Mugato: ....oh. Well that's cool. I just don't see Morpheus having the kind of manic energy that Perry White's supposed to have.
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