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(Digital Spy)   "Man of Steel" to feature Jimmy Olsen. I'm sorry, *Jenny* Olsen   (digitalspy.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-22 12:37:43 PM
4 votes:

oldfarthenry: [therealestatenovelist.com image 400x318]
Holy gender-bending, Batman! Can I finally escape my gender imprisonment and live my life as the woman I want to be?

No, Robin. The gay community relies on our homoerotic escapades to advertise their lifestyle.


Yeah....you missed a year or so of continuity, didn't you?

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/as much as I love Babs, Steph should still be Batgirl. Her story was just starting to take off when the Nu52 abomination hit
2013-01-22 09:08:32 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: As for the Kingpin being black, a black Italian mobster being black, no it doesn't make sense but who gives a fark.


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Disagrees.
2013-01-22 08:15:14 PM
2 votes:
Considering how much Jimmy liked to crossdress (was his uncle Ed Wood?) I think this makes sense. :)
2013-01-22 12:15:51 PM
2 votes:
Oh goody. I hope it's an origin story, because nobody born before 1915 knows how he got his super powers.
2013-01-22 12:01:38 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: And if you have to have a female Jimmy why not get a redheaded female?!? Do they hate us this much? A perfect time to serve up a hot new redhead and you're not going to do it?!


There she is. Book it, done.

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2013-01-22 11:23:22 AM
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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...because they're too busy making out, amirite?
2013-01-22 07:29:25 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Changing the character's race lead to the greatest casting of all time!

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OF ALL TIME!!



The hell you say!
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2013-01-22 06:25:37 PM
1 votes:

mjbok: The thing I don't get is how Jimmy never notices that Superman and Clark Kent have the same penis.


Clark's penis wears glasses.
2013-01-22 02:34:35 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: FreetardoRivera: they can change the race or sex of all the crappy, secondary characters they want as long as we get a new villain

I would just like a decent Lex Luthor. So far they've had two great actors (Gene Hackman, Kevin Spacey), both fully capable of playing evil motherfarkers, reduced to comical land hucksters. I don't even care that much about Superman. I think he's boring except when he's getting his ass beat by Batman but do the Luther character right for once.

As for his origin story, I do remember thinking Superman was bad ass when I saw it when I was like 2 years old. Do they really think they're going to top the scene with Marlon Brando and his monolog to Kal el and the giant Christmas tree ornament crashing through the ceiling as the John Williams music comes up...do they really think they're going to top that?

Like I said, I don't really care about Superman although a battle with the Krypton villains with modern FX would be cool. And a new gothic Ursa  would be hot.


I don't see why they don't just shave Clancy Brown and save a few bucks
2013-01-22 02:12:54 PM
1 votes:
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There you go.

She'd make a better Zatanna

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'cause I can.
2013-01-22 01:09:14 PM
1 votes:
Changing the character's race lead to the greatest casting of all time!

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OF ALL TIME!!


LesserEvil: Next up, Zack Snyder's Supergirl with an incredible gender-bending twist!


Eye bleach activated:

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2013-01-22 01:05:34 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: FreetardoRivera: they can change the race or sex of all the crappy, secondary characters they want as long as we get a new villain

I would just like a decent Lex Luthor. So far they've had two great actors (Gene Hackman, Kevin Spacey), both fully capable of playing evil motherfarkers, reduced to comical land hucksters. I don't even care that much about Superman. I think he's boring except when he's getting his ass beat by Batman but do the Luther character right for once.

As for his origin story, I do remember thinking Superman was bad ass when I saw it when I was like 2 years old. Do they really think they're going to top the scene with Marlon Brando and his monolog to Kal el and the giant Christmas tree ornament crashing through the ceiling as the John Williams music comes up...do they really think they're going to top that?

Like I said, I don't really care about Superman although a battle with the Krypton villains with modern FX would be cool. And a new gothic Ursa  would be hot.


weve had enough lex movies. whats wrong with giving superman a darkseid or lobo or doomsday movie.
2013-01-22 12:54:51 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: FreetardoRivera: they can change the race or sex of all the crappy, secondary characters they want as long as we get a new villain

I would just like a decent Lex Luthor. So far they've had two great actors (Gene Hackman, Kevin Spacey), both fully capable of playing evil motherfarkers, reduced to comical land hucksters. I don't even care that much about Superman. I think he's boring except when he's getting his ass beat by Batman but do the Luther character right for once.

As for his origin story, I do remember thinking Superman was bad ass when I saw it when I was like 2 years old. Do they really think they're going to top the scene with Marlon Brando and his monolog to Kal el and the giant Christmas tree ornament crashing through the ceiling as the John Williams music comes up...do they really think they're going to top that?

Like I said, I don't really care about Superman although a battle with the Krypton villains with modern FX would be cool. And a new gothic Ursa  would be hot.


Michael Rosembuam made a decent Lex.
2013-01-22 12:47:36 PM
1 votes:
Jenny needs to be gay to make Hollywood even happier
2013-01-22 12:32:05 PM
1 votes:
therealestatenovelist.com
Holy gender-bending, Batman! Can I finally escape my gender imprisonment and live my life as the woman I want to be?

No, Robin. The gay community relies on our homoerotic escapades to advertise their lifestyle.
2013-01-22 12:29:43 PM
1 votes:
is this movie an origin story? because we need more super hero movies that waste an hour on the origin of a hero everyone born since 1930 already knows.
2013-01-22 12:25:39 PM
1 votes:
Ever since Ron Moore's Galactica gave us an amazing female Starbuck, I don't care as much about changing character's genders anymore.


So long as the character is amazing that is...
2013-01-22 12:20:30 PM
1 votes:
they can change the race or sex of all the crappy, secondary characters they want as long as we get a new villain
2013-01-22 12:18:55 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now how is Laurence Fishburne going to be not cool?!


I take it you didn't watch any of the seasons of CSI that he was on. Because that was the farthest thing from cool.
2013-01-22 12:17:33 PM
1 votes:
Will it be the real Jenny Olsen or just her older sister with the same name?
2013-01-22 12:17:06 PM
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: I'll wait for it to come redbox


Redbox is terrible. Period.
2013-01-22 12:17:05 PM
1 votes:
So, where does, or DOES it, flow into continuity? Did he get a sex change or was there even ever a Jimmy?
See, that's the problem with DC's 52. I don't know what I'm SUPPOSED to know.
Did the events in Superman Returns happen? Superman 1, 2, 3 or 4?
I don't care about a black Heimdall or a female Robin, but when a character changes sexes, it kind of changes the rules.

Am I supposed to forget ALL the previous stuff and start over?
Maybe Superman can give me a kiss like the end of Superman 2, so I can forget.
2013-01-22 12:14:30 PM
1 votes:

gingerjet: Cue conservative and fanboy outrage in ...3...2..


It's gonna suck anyway, so why should I care?
2013-01-22 11:45:39 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: ....oh. Well that's cool. I just don't see Morpheus having the kind of manic energy that Perry White's supposed to have.


Perry White isn't cool. Perry White is the opposite of cool, the man is damn near having a heart attack most the time.

Now how is Laurence Fishburne going to be not cool?!

And if you have to have a female Jimmy why not get a redheaded female?!? Do they hate us this much? A perfect time to serve up a hot new redhead and you're not going to do it?!
2013-01-22 11:44:46 AM
1 votes:
Well, that's a welcome change. At least when Superman has to go help "Jenny" out of a jam, it will seem less homoerotic.
2013-01-22 11:22:21 AM
1 votes:
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