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(Metacafe)   Today would have been the late great Benny Hill's 89th birthday. To celebrate, go slap the head of a short bald guy or chase a bevy of scantily clad ladies wearing garters. (with video goodness)   (metacafe.com) divider line 21
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2013-01-22 09:49:11 AM
And listen to yackity sax.
 
2013-01-22 09:58:28 AM
Plus one for Benny.damn if he wasnt  a rude man though.
RIP
 
2013-01-22 10:30:30 AM
All of the silliness I would watch just to see pretty girls in lingerie.
 
2013-01-22 10:33:29 AM
 
2013-01-22 10:34:24 AM
Comedy genius that probably wouldn't get on the air anymore. I did a spit-take at the cassock bit.

/my wife got a personal reply and autographed photo in response to her fan mail, decades ago.
 
2013-01-22 10:40:29 AM
"Oy, I got me finger stuck in me bum!"
 
2013-01-22 10:54:37 AM
Mmmm, Sue Upton.
sharetv.org
/hot
 
2013-01-22 11:52:10 AM
What a woman wearing garters would look like:

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I'd buy that for a dollar
 
2013-01-22 11:53:18 AM
To celebrate, go slap the head of a short bald guy or chase a bevy of scantily clad ladies wearing garters.
Way ahead of you, subby. And not necessarily in that order.
 
2013-01-22 12:19:41 PM

Snapper Carr: Yakkity Sax on an endless loop


Disturbingly they don't have "Benny Hill slapping the head of bold guy for 10 hours"
 
2013-01-22 12:29:47 PM

LewDux: Snapper Carr: Yakkity Sax on an endless loop

Disturbingly they don't have "Benny Hill slapping the head of bold guy for 10 hours"


Clickity
 
2013-01-22 12:40:47 PM
Play Yaketty Sax over any other video ;)

http://tubedubber.com/#qORYO0atB6g:ZnHmskwqCCQ:0:100:0:0:1
 
2013-01-22 01:22:22 PM
They used to air his show on Saturday nights at 11:30, he was hysterical!

One of my favorite ones was when he was playing a married man and his 'wife' was one of the other male actors dressed up with a shawl. Benny was in the backyard working and he heard some giggling, he looked over the fence and there were some cute girls hanging up their underwear which was labeled 'Monday', 'Tuesday', 'Wednesday'...etc. They giggled again and waved and Benny waved back. Then you heard a "harumph!" and Benny turned around and there was his 'wife' hanging her OVERSIZED underwear which was marked 'January','February','March', etc..

True comedy.
 
2013-01-22 01:53:49 PM

lc6529: They used to air his show on Saturday nights at 11:30, he was hysterical!

One of my favorite ones was when he was playing a married man and his 'wife' was one of the other male actors dressed up with a shawl. Benny was in the backyard working and he heard some giggling, he looked over the fence and there were some cute girls hanging up their underwear which was labeled 'Monday', 'Tuesday', 'Wednesday'...etc. They giggled again and waved and Benny waved back. Then you heard a "harumph!" and Benny turned around and there was his 'wife' hanging her OVERSIZED underwear which was marked 'January','February','March', etc..

True comedy.


Good lord, I remember seeing that years ago. Gold.
 
2013-01-22 02:37:21 PM
How many times did they roll out the suppositories as gum gag? At least a dozen...

I swear I saw brief full frontal on that show.
 
2013-01-22 02:53:27 PM
Am 43 now...first saw Benny Hill in 5th grade.

Took me several years to catch all the funnies in alot of those songs and jingles...
Same with some of the jokes. Very sly humor. Witty.

In the early years, of course, I was there for Sue Upton and Benny's Angels...loved those hot ladies, especially one of the brunettes...tall, thin, ponytails...nice.

Favorites include Benny as a waiter, dropping little Jackie Wright's steak on the floor, you can hear a cat fighting for it...then Benny brings it out and serves it to him...he turns it away...Benny takes it back to the kitchen, does a quick u-turn and brings the very same steak out as a new one.

When he'd sit in a bar, grifting...and act sad singing happy birthday to himself until unsuspecting people buy him beers. He'd chug them in one gulp. Funny.

Another favorite was his rape joke...sure, whatever...get over it...
He comes across a gorgeous woman tied to a post, clothes tattered...she's in obvious distress. When she sees Benny, she starts telling him about the rogue bandits or whatever outlaw group that passed by, took her by force...how she was ravaged by all of them...
And with a sly, devilish smile, Benny replies..."Well, ma'am...this just ain't your day!" as he's unbuckling his pants. Raw humor...ahead of it's time.
 
2013-01-22 03:12:18 PM
Another favorite was when he was a scout master, one skit had him standing behind a tree peeling potatoes in a bucket of water while some maniac shot at him (Benny's character was unaware of this).

Benny leans back and sees some cute girls in a tent and they look at him and giggle, all you see is Bennys upper body and he just laughs, and shrugs.

Maniac takes a shot, hits the bucket and the camera pans back and Benny is still standing there smiling and laughing but on the other side of the tree...a stream of water is shown and it looks for all the world that the Scoutmaster is relieving himself
on the other side of the tree,

Pan to Girls giggling

Another shot fires out.

Girls gasp!

Pan back to Benny, this time TWO streams of water are shown on the other side of the tree!
 
2013-01-22 04:18:14 PM
 
2013-01-22 08:23:56 PM
A favorite quick one:
Man and woman in a passionate embrace, she grabs his butt.
"What is this thing called, love?"
Benny, as film director, rushes up.
"No no no! It's, 'What is this thing called Love?' "
 
2013-01-22 08:28:13 PM
Rest in peace.

oneping.net
 
2013-01-23 09:49:12 AM
On some game show...
The ultra proper Henry McGee is hosting...Jack Scuttle is the contestant...
The question from McGee;
"What will you find on a billiard table as well as in a man's pant's?"
Benny, Scuttle's face lights up with that teenage mischevious grin...then he gets a worried look, like, there's no way he can possibly answer this on television...
Turns out the answer is "pockets"...
But you know Scuttle was thinking "balls".

Hilarious!!!
 
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