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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan might be strapped for cash, but at least she still has her dignity   (tmz.com) divider line 8
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2013-01-22 09:16:00 AM
7 votes:
If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.
2013-01-22 09:45:32 AM
2 votes:

LittleSmitty: She turns down DWTS now, but in a few years she'll be blowing illegal immigrants for $10 to buy meth


Damn, I guess they do take all the jobs no one else will do...
2013-01-22 09:14:50 AM
2 votes:

coco ebert: Diogenes: Her life is the epitome of reality TV.  She's an amalgam of its worst figures (or best, if you're a devotee of that crap programming).

I can't believe I'm saying this, but she doesn't have the work ethic for reality TV. There's no way she'd spend hours rehearsing for DWTS.


what if they promised her vodka at every rehearsal?
2013-01-22 04:03:49 PM
1 votes:
Sgt Otter:
homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

She's basically an escort at this point. Foreign billionaires pay her to show up at parties.

I"m guessing that well will dry up once word gets around she doesn't do full service.


Pff. Women who will sleep with you for money are a dime a dozen if you have money. Being able to say that Lindsay Lohan showed up at your soiree, drank herself stupid, snorted coke off of a 12th-century vase, threw up on some famous person's dog, trashed the poolhouse bathroom, and finally passed out in a pile of her own shiat... well that's the kind of story you have to pay a little extra for.
2013-01-22 02:06:01 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.


I thought Courtney Love was a reanimated corpse.
2013-01-22 10:17:28 AM
1 votes:
She's probably afraid of tripping over her wizard's sleeve
2013-01-22 09:32:13 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'd watch an hour long program of Jillian Michaels beating the ever loving snot out of her.

Ass to Ass?


I save that for sweeps week with special guest Gina Carano.
2013-01-22 09:26:12 AM
1 votes:
I'd watch an hour long program of Jillian Michaels beating the ever loving snot out of her.
 
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