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(TMZ)   Lindsay Lohan might be strapped for cash, but at least she still has her dignity   (tmz.com) divider line 7
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2013-01-22 09:08:47 AM  
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Diogenes: Her life is the epitome of reality TV.  She's an amalgam of its worst figures (or best, if you're a devotee of that crap programming).


I can't believe I'm saying this, but she doesn't have the work ethic for reality TV. There's no way she'd spend hours rehearsing for DWTS.
2013-01-22 03:52:04 PM  
1 votes:
Even money sez by this time next year LiLo's next gig will either be here:

www.polyvore.com

or here:

underthebutton.com

/hot, Hot, HOT!
2013-01-22 02:03:26 PM  
1 votes:

homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.


At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.
2013-01-22 01:08:30 PM  
1 votes:

homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.


Dude, I know she looks like hard-living 53 year old woman, still hanging on to life with her fingernails and an iron will. One look and you want to say to her, "Lindsay, it's amazing that a woman as old as you can keep putting it out there in front of the world every night. A lesser woman would have been beaten down long ago. But you have to realize that not everybody has Helen Mirren's genetics, and maybe you should have hung it up 20 years ago."

But the you realize she's only 26 years old.
2013-01-22 10:08:54 AM  
1 votes:
I'd strap her for cash.
2013-01-22 09:16:00 AM  
1 votes:
If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.
2013-01-22 09:04:40 AM  
1 votes:
Bummer, the life-style and exercise program she would have needed to follow for this might have had a chance of straightening her out.
 
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