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2013-01-22 08:12:50 AM
This is who, now? Did she do something at some point involving the arts?
 
2013-01-22 08:25:35 AM
That would have been an epic train wreck. I might have tuned in for that.
 
2013-01-22 08:26:49 AM
Meh, she'll be dancing with the inmates before long.
 
2013-01-22 09:02:44 AM
Her life is the epitome of reality TV.  She's an amalgam of its worst figures (or best, if you're a devotee of that crap programming).
 
2013-01-22 09:04:40 AM
Bummer, the life-style and exercise program she would have needed to follow for this might have had a chance of straightening her out.
 
2013-01-22 09:08:47 AM

Diogenes: Her life is the epitome of reality TV.  She's an amalgam of its worst figures (or best, if you're a devotee of that crap programming).


I can't believe I'm saying this, but she doesn't have the work ethic for reality TV. There's no way she'd spend hours rehearsing for DWTS.
 
2013-01-22 09:14:50 AM

coco ebert: Diogenes: Her life is the epitome of reality TV.  She's an amalgam of its worst figures (or best, if you're a devotee of that crap programming).

I can't believe I'm saying this, but she doesn't have the work ethic for reality TV. There's no way she'd spend hours rehearsing for DWTS.


what if they promised her vodka at every rehearsal?
 
2013-01-22 09:16:00 AM
If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.
 
2013-01-22 09:17:11 AM

ongbok: If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.


You forgot crotch slips.
 
2013-01-22 09:18:49 AM

Diogenes: ongbok: If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.

You forgot crotch slips.


I thought with Lohan that that was assumed.
 
2013-01-22 09:20:00 AM
I've re-read that headline at least a dozen times, but I can't seem to parse it. You're damn close to dividing by zero, Smitty.
 
2013-01-22 09:23:30 AM
I've seen Lindsay Lohan snort angel dust off of Jimmy Kimmel's pimply backside.....she has no dignity
 
2013-01-22 09:26:12 AM
I'd watch an hour long program of Jillian Michaels beating the ever loving snot out of her.
 
2013-01-22 09:28:27 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'd watch an hour long program of Jillian Michaels beating the ever loving snot out of her.


Ass to Ass?
 
2013-01-22 09:32:13 AM

ongbok: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: I'd watch an hour long program of Jillian Michaels beating the ever loving snot out of her.

Ass to Ass?


I save that for sweeps week with special guest Gina Carano.
 
2013-01-22 09:34:16 AM
No. No she does not.
 
2013-01-22 09:37:16 AM
She turns down DWTS now, but in a few years she'll be blowing illegal immigrants for $10 to buy meth
 
2013-01-22 09:41:59 AM
LittleSmitty

She turns down DWTS now, but in a few years she'll be blowing illegal immigrants New Americans for $10 to buy meth



FTFY because in a few years there will no so such thing as an illegal immigrant.
 
2013-01-22 09:45:32 AM

LittleSmitty: She turns down DWTS now, but in a few years she'll be blowing illegal immigrants for $10 to buy meth


Damn, I guess they do take all the jobs no one else will do...
 
2013-01-22 09:51:10 AM

coco ebert: I can't believe I'm saying this, but she doesn't have the work ethic for reality TV. There's no way she'd spend hours rehearsing for DWTS.


Yeah pretty much this
 
2013-01-22 09:52:46 AM

ongbok: If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.


you said drunken twice.
 
2013-01-22 09:53:50 AM

bunner: This is who, now? Did she do something at some point involving the arts?


she does cocaine, mostly.
 
2013-01-22 09:53:51 AM

Diogenes: ongbok: If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.

You forgot crotch slips.


and soiling herself
 
2013-01-22 09:55:10 AM
She was already on some Bravo reality design show as a client, and then she stole all the furniture from them.
 
2013-01-22 10:00:51 AM
I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.
 
2013-01-22 10:08:54 AM
I'd strap her for cash.
 
2013-01-22 10:10:38 AM
...at least until the porn starts.
 
2013-01-22 10:15:54 AM
"films"

lol
 
2013-01-22 10:17:26 AM
She still has dignity? Who she steal it from?
 
2013-01-22 10:17:28 AM
She's probably afraid of tripping over her wizard's sleeve
 
2013-01-22 10:18:44 AM

ongbok: If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.


that's funny and sad.
After reading about "the Canyons" debacle, I think most are right, she'd never be able to handle the schedule of reality game show.
 
2013-01-22 10:22:26 AM

homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.



she's got nowhere to go..no family,friends..even sympathetic exes..she's playing with the rent and grocery money in a no limit game..
 
2013-01-22 10:23:48 AM

Slives: Bummer, the life-style and exercise program she would have needed to follow for this might have had a chance of straightening her out.


Except that it requires hard work an discipline. Something she can't do.

Seriously, this chick needs to go to jail. I don't see what else could help her at this point. She's not gonna make it to 30 at this rate.
 
2013-01-22 10:24:09 AM
Dignity? At this point Lindsay has been famous for being a train wreck longer than she's been famous for actually doing work.
 
2013-01-22 10:38:29 AM

odinsposse: Dignity? At this point Lindsay has been famous for being a train wreck longer than she's been famous for actually doing work.


A train that can't keep a schedule.
 
2013-01-22 10:42:29 AM
Wait, wasn't "Million Dollar Decorators" a reality tv show?
 
2013-01-22 10:47:03 AM

PsyLord: Wait, wasn't "Million Dollar Decorators" a reality tv show?


That one doesn't count, because she never planned to actually be on the show, she just wanted to steal the furniture.
 
2013-01-22 10:50:46 AM

cryinoutloud:
That one doesn't count, because she never planned to actually be on the show, she just wanted to steal the furniture.


Oh, and I can just see her mother taking her aside after she'd agreed to be on it, and telling her that she was too good for reality TV, and she had to be a movie star, and that they owed her all the furniture and decorations because they came in her house, or something.

I know some people like Lindsay Lohan's parents, and I can't even imagine the horror of having two of them for parents. I know it's been said many times, but--she never had a chance.
 
2013-01-22 10:53:04 AM
In a few years they can have her for half that much, if she is still alive.
 
2013-01-22 10:58:25 AM
Sometimes I feel that the producers of that show really hate their professional dancers since they keep inviting these pains in the @sses to be on the show.
 
2013-01-22 10:59:25 AM
It's too late, Lindsay - you are already Hollywood's "Honey-Boo-Boo".
 
2013-01-22 11:05:26 AM
Meh... this train wreck is no fun anymore

/barely any steam coming out now
 
2013-01-22 11:08:20 AM
jso2897


It's too late, Lindsay - you are already Hollywood's "Honey-Boo-Boo".

I don't know - At least Honey Boo-Boo has a regular paycheck coming in.
 
2013-01-22 11:26:15 AM

karnal: jso2897


It's too late, Lindsay - you are already Hollywood's "Honey-Boo-Boo".

I don't know - At least Honey Boo-Boo has a regular paycheck coming in.


True - and she has her culinary skills to fall back on.
 
2013-01-22 11:35:18 AM
In a few more years, she'll be dancing for a lot less.
 
2013-01-22 11:43:51 AM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: After reading about "the Canyons" debacle, I think most are right, she'd never be able to handle the schedule of reality game show.


I read the NYT article fairly quickly, but I got the impression from it that LL is an extremely difficult person for a director to wrangle, but that when the cameras were rolling, she actually gave good performances:

But then a funny thing happened. Lohan dropped her robe. Schrader shouted action, and they filmed the scene in one 14-minute take. About halfway through, Lohan looked directly into the camera and flashed a dirty, demented smile at Schrader. He smiled back.

and

Miraculously, the cameras rolled, and all the tension, all the ego, all the incoherence exploded into the film's most riveting scene: Deen, cold and evil; Lohan, vulnerable and afraid.

And so the question is "are you willing to put up with the off-screen bullshiat in order to get something good on-screen?" The answer may be "no" for many directors, but it's likely to be "yes" for quite a few others.
 
2013-01-22 11:45:29 AM
They ought to have a show called "Drunk Dancing with the Stars."

Everyone has to be wasted in order to compete.

Trouble is, women wouldn't appreciate the drunk angle, and they're really the only ones who would watch any sort of dance show.
 
2013-01-22 11:45:36 AM

Already Disturbed: In a few more years, she'll be dancing for a lot less.



or wrestling...
 
2013-01-22 11:56:08 AM

LonMead: She still has dignity? Who she steal it from?


No joke.  I caught the second half of  boogie Nights  on cable the other night and was reminded of how incredibly sad an sordid the last years of John Holmes' life really was, and then I wondered how far away Lilo is from the same place?  I mean a credible reading of her legal troubles last year could be that she's been running a burglarly ring specializing in ripping off her famous friends for quite some time now
 
2013-01-22 12:05:24 PM

Magorn: LonMead: She still has dignity? Who she steal it from?

No joke.  I caught the second half of  boogie Nights  on cable the other night and was reminded of how incredibly sad an sordid the last years of John Holmes' life really was, and then I wondered how far away Lilo is from the same place?  I mean a credible reading of her legal troubles last year could be that she's been running a burglarly ring specializing in ripping off her famous friends for quite some time now


She'll be found dead at the bottom of someone's pool as the party starts to wind down.
 
2013-01-22 12:16:39 PM

Uzzah: TrainingWheelsNeeded: After reading about "the Canyons" debacle, I think most are right, she'd never be able to handle the schedule of reality game show.

I read the NYT article fairly quickly, but I got the impression from it that LL is an extremely difficult person for a director to wrangle, but that when the cameras were rolling, she actually gave good performances:

But then a funny thing happened. Lohan dropped her robe. Schrader shouted action, and they filmed the scene in one 14-minute take. About halfway through, Lohan looked directly into the camera and flashed a dirty, demented smile at Schrader. He smiled back.

and

Miraculously, the cameras rolled, and all the tension, all the ego, all the incoherence exploded into the film's most riveting scene: Deen, cold and evil; Lohan, vulnerable and afraid.

And so the question is "are you willing to put up with the off-screen bullshiat in order to get something good on-screen?" The answer may be "no" for many directors, but it's likely to be "yes" for quite a few others.


yeah, the article did highlight her talent but it is interesting that her Lifetime movie performance was largely panned by critics. I don't know if she mailed it in or the production, writing etc was just plain bad but I think she's toast. Aside from her genuine talent, the article did also show she is quite delusional, and of course and sadly so, an addict.

If I am to believe the entertainment rags my wife keeps in the restroom, she is now mainly working as an escort. she should take this gig.
 
2013-01-22 12:24:49 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Diogenes: ongbok: If drunkenly grinding on your dance partner, then falling to the floor in a drunken heap only to get up and take a swing at the first person you see, before you are escorted out of a club to pass out in your car, were a dance style, she would be the hands down favorite to win the show.

You forgot crotch slips.

and soiling herself


and vomit, don't forget the vomit.
 
2013-01-22 12:26:29 PM
What is it with celebrities that they don't pay their taxes?
Seriously.

/shady accountants maybe?
//Idunno
 
2013-01-22 12:29:53 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: If I am to believe the entertainment rags my wife keeps in the restroom, she is now mainly working as an escort. she should take this gig.


The thing is, even if she found some way of supporting herself, respectable or not so respectable, she spends so much money that nothing will ever pay her bills. She's just as nuts with money as she is with the rest of her life. So there's no way for her to dig herself out of all the holes she's made.
 
2013-01-22 12:48:17 PM
I'd imagine she's too busy with her that porn-that-isn't-really-porn indie film she's doing.
 
2013-01-22 01:08:30 PM

homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.


Dude, I know she looks like hard-living 53 year old woman, still hanging on to life with her fingernails and an iron will. One look and you want to say to her, "Lindsay, it's amazing that a woman as old as you can keep putting it out there in front of the world every night. A lesser woman would have been beaten down long ago. But you have to realize that not everybody has Helen Mirren's genetics, and maybe you should have hung it up 20 years ago."

But the you realize she's only 26 years old.
 
2013-01-22 01:14:48 PM

vudukungfu: I'd strap her for cash.


If there isn't already a porn site where "actresses" who are down on their luck and in desperate need of funds agree to do spanking porn in exchange for cash, with that name, there really should be
 
2013-01-22 01:17:41 PM

The Larch: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

Dude, I know she looks like hard-living 53 year old woman, still hanging on to life with her fingernails and an iron will. One look and you want to say to her, "Lindsay, it's amazing that a woman as old as you can keep putting it out there in front of the world every night. A lesser woman would have been beaten down long ago. But you have to realize that not everybody has Helen Mirren's genetics, and maybe you should have hung it up 20 years ago."

But the you realize she's only 26 years old.


www.usmagazine.com


This picture was taken October 11th, 2012. She looks pretty good to me.
 
2013-01-22 01:38:31 PM

meanmutton: The Larch: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

Dude, I know she looks like hard-living 53 year old woman, still hanging on to life with her fingernails and an iron will. One look and you want to say to her, "Lindsay, it's amazing that a woman as old as you can keep putting it out there in front of the world every night. A lesser woman would have been beaten down long ago. But you have to realize that not everybody has Helen Mirren's genetics, and maybe you should have hung it up 20 years ago."

But the you realize she's only 26 years old.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x621]


This picture was taken October 11th, 2012. She looks pretty good to me.


Angelina Jolie looks younger with the same puffed up lips and hair color
 
2013-01-22 02:03:26 PM

homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.


At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.
 
2013-01-22 02:06:01 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.


I thought Courtney Love was a reanimated corpse.
 
2013-01-22 02:17:15 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.


Mary Tyler Moore,Mickey Rooney..
 
2013-01-22 03:17:39 PM

hamsack: What is it with celebrities that they don't pay their taxes?
Seriously.

/shady accountants maybe?
//Idunno


They don't work for a salary so unlike folks who effectively cut a check every two weeks, they have to save something for when the quarterly/annual bill comes due. Also at least for film the lag between work and pay can be longer resulting in much more attention paid to deductions that could be taken/carried forward but not if the documentation isn't handled properly. The two combine to form large, surprising tax bills.

The worst thing small government types ever agreed to was withholding of taxes, followed closely by the EITC as it makes filing taxes a far more relatively positive experience for a wide swath of voters.
 
2013-01-22 03:25:45 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.


You forgot Sean Ryder and Shane McGowan
 
2013-01-22 03:31:13 PM

homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.


She's basically an escort at this point. Foreign billionaires pay her to show up at parties.

I"m guessing that well will dry up once word gets around she doesn't do full service.

/or maybe she does.
 
2013-01-22 03:52:04 PM
Even money sez by this time next year LiLo's next gig will either be here:

www.polyvore.com

or here:

underthebutton.com

/hot, Hot, HOT!
 
2013-01-22 04:00:39 PM

Uzzah: TrainingWheelsNeeded: After reading about "the Canyons" debacle, I think most are right, she'd never be able to handle the schedule of reality game show.

I read the NYT article fairly quickly, but I got the impression from it that LL is an extremely difficult person for a director to wrangle, but that when the cameras were rolling, she actually gave good performances:

But then a funny thing happened. Lohan dropped her robe. Schrader shouted action, and they filmed the scene in one 14-minute take. About halfway through, Lohan looked directly into the camera and flashed a dirty, demented smile at Schrader. He smiled back.

and

Miraculously, the cameras rolled, and all the tension, all the ego, all the incoherence exploded into the film's most riveting scene: Deen, cold and evil; Lohan, vulnerable and afraid.

And so the question is "are you willing to put up with the off-screen bullshiat in order to get something good on-screen?" The answer may be "no" for many directors, but it's likely to be "yes" for quite a few others.


I didn't actually sit down and watch "Liz and Dick," but I've seen plenty of clips from it. Where was all her talent in that one? Her delivery was atrocious; she was simply repeating memorized lines, not acting. It was like watching a grade-school play.

Honestly, I'd be interested in watching "The Canyons," just to see what the NYT writer saw in her. But if I remember the article correctly, we're probably never going to see that movie.
 
2013-01-22 04:03:49 PM
Sgt Otter:
homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

She's basically an escort at this point. Foreign billionaires pay her to show up at parties.

I"m guessing that well will dry up once word gets around she doesn't do full service.


Pff. Women who will sleep with you for money are a dime a dozen if you have money. Being able to say that Lindsay Lohan showed up at your soiree, drank herself stupid, snorted coke off of a 12th-century vase, threw up on some famous person's dog, trashed the poolhouse bathroom, and finally passed out in a pile of her own shiat... well that's the kind of story you have to pay a little extra for.
 
2013-01-22 04:25:28 PM
I'd still give her an Alabama Hot Pocket, anytime.
 
2013-01-22 06:07:20 PM
she still has her dignity

What? Is "Dignity" the name she gave to the vibrator she snorts coke off of?
 
2013-01-22 06:19:58 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: What? Is "Dignity" the name she gave to the vibrator she snorts coke off of?


No, that would be her buttplug.

/buttplug
 
2013-01-22 07:33:52 PM

coco ebert: Diogenes: Her life is the epitome of reality TV.  She's an amalgam of its worst figures (or best, if you're a devotee of that crap programming).

I can't believe I'm saying this, but she doesn't have the work ethic for reality TV. There's no way she'd spend hours rehearsing for DWTS.


/sadly, this is exactly right. She would have to train hard for a long time, and would make some much needed money in the meanwhile. But I believe she is unwilling to put in that kind of effort, as it would interfere with her partying.

Shame really. She'd probably do well, get fit, finally look decent again, and maybe get her head back on straight with some discipline. and she'd earn the respect of a lot of people if she really showed some true effort.
 
2013-01-22 08:18:44 PM
Integrity ... always integrity.
 
2013-01-22 09:21:25 PM

calm like a bomb: PC LOAD LETTER: homelessdude: I'll give her one thing....she seems to keep going. A lesser drug addled drunk would have folded years ago. LL somehow manages to stay in the game.

At this rate, she'll belong to the exclusive club of "Jesus farking Christ how are they STILL ALIVE??!?!" of which belongs Keith Richards, Lemmy, Mark E. Smith, and Courtney Love.

You forgot Sean Ryder and Shane McGowan


And Pete Doherty. I've had him in my death pool for years yet he continues to disappoint.
 
2013-01-22 09:41:29 PM
[reads headline]

"Please let it be a cooter flash, pleasepleaseplease"

[clicks link]

*sigh*

/yes, I'm probably the only one in this whole thread looking forward to a new cooter flash scandal, even with Little Miss Roast Beef Flaps

/Maybe it was *because* it was Little Miss Roast Beef Flaps
 
2013-01-23 12:15:56 AM
Does anyone outside of Hollywood or Entertainment Weekly even give two shiats about this woman anymore? I seem to recall the last tv production she was in bombed hard.
 
2013-01-23 07:03:52 AM

Old enough to know better: Does anyone outside of Hollywood or Entertainment Weekly even give two shiats about this woman anymore? I seem to recall the last tv production she was in bombed hard.


TMZ cares. I'm sure Lohan stories probably pay for a significant portion of their bottom feeder staff.
 
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