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(Short List)   New entry into the list of worst excuses to give to the cops for crashing your car: 'My cellphone screen is too wide'   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, cell phones, China's Zhejiang Province, yuan  
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4460 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2013 at 8:20 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-22 08:23:54 AM  
make him eat the phone.
2013-01-22 08:30:44 AM  
That accident cost him two points and he has ten left for the year? How many do you need to kill to get to twelve?
2013-01-22 08:41:48 AM  
Huang Yong's small hands make his cell phone look huge.
2013-01-22 08:44:35 AM  
v025o.popscreen.comView Full Size
2013-01-22 08:50:59 AM  
My brother once justified a speeding ticket with, "I had to air our the car by playing my music really loud with the windows down and I guess I lost rack of the speed, sorry..."
2013-01-22 09:48:57 AM  
FTFA:"...and had two points deducted from his annual allowance of 12."

This man can still crash his car and injure his passenger while using a cellphone 5 more times this year. What a great system.
2013-01-22 12:38:56 PM  
Geez, they get their points renewed every year??
That'd be nice...
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